12/5/08
I AM SO MAD! Angel turned on me for that dirt bag, Fang! So, you heard the first part, right? And of course you saw the profile link!
Well, now here's the second part! Wait for it, wait for it, oh yeah, even if I insert 20 million wait for its, you would just skip over it! I HATE technology these days! That's what started this! So, on to the embarrassing parts! Okay, well first off they gave me dog food at dinner, causing me to pass out at this unfairness! So, that pink puffy girl Angel, as I now call her, TPPGA, then decided that she was going to completely cover me in hair dye! So she dragged me outside, took all the dye, and squirted it on me as if it were mustard and I was the ketchup! So now I am ty-dye dog! But that's not the whole prank! Akila, not wanting to be left out, mentally asked TPPGA if she could look the same way! So then, TPPGA made the lovely Akila look just like me! So, now we are a matching couple! Ugh… TPPGA is an unloyal traitor!
And, of course, I'm supposed to tell you that there is a link on Nudge-wanna-be's profile, right under the one of me in a tutu. Grrr…. Any suggestions on what to do now? I'm stumped. But it seems like the start of a prank war…(A/N:I'm serious. Send in your suggestions.)
Okay, so, I told you that I would make up for my shortness last time. So, I kept a mental notepad of things to tell you about the flock that they would not say to you. Here we go!
Day 1: I was sitting on TPPGA's bed, reading the newest edition of my wine magazines, when I heard a grunt from Max's shower. I, knowing that we could be in danger, went to investigate. You know, 'cause I didn't want anyone to get hurt. What a mistake that was. As I walked-ok, trotted- into her bathroom, I saw that it wasn't a flyboy, it was a Max and a Fang takng a shower together. Bla ! So, I went to tell Iggy that I think I am going to be blind, bu I trip over something. I look down, and it's a box of frealing tampons! (Atleast Max is using "protection") Of course, Max hears, jumps out, and is embarrassed to see me. Then, realizing she was naked, grabbed her robe, then ran after me. And I was all 'im so scared-NOT.' Then I had a reason scared when Fang grabbed his towel and came out. So that left me running around attemping to save my life. Hhhmm…. Maybe that's what got me into this...
Day 2: I was sitting on TPPGA's bed (again) when I saw that she was on the computer, ordering something. I looked up, and was shocked. It was a hand guide on ways to kill people and get away with it. I slowly backed away, going to tell Iggy (bad things always happen when I go to Iggy…), but TPPGA must have heard my thoughts and turned to me, her face angry but obviously hiding embarrassment. I ran, screaming, where Nudge grabbed me and knocked me out, calling me a 'mad dog'.
Day 3: I made Nudge mad. I don't know how, I walked into her room and she started screaming at me. Ladies…
Day 4: I strolled over to Iggy and asked if I could help with cooking. Then he exploded, like one of his bombs in a 98% human way. He said, "Oh, out of all the people to ask to help, it has to be the dog! O, joy! Can't anyone be usefull to me? Ugh…
Day 5: Wow. Gazzy is the only one not mad at me… Ugh, I think I just jinxed it! Well, if I go up to him, he might get, mad, but if I stay away from him, he'll feel neglected. I'll try the second one, in hopes of a better response.
Day 6: No, no it didn't help. He hates me because I blew up a bomb of his (I thought that that was supposed to happen?) so now everyone ( in the flock) hates me. ()_().
Day 7: That's right now. Somewhere in there the prank was pulled. Grr…..
Okay everybody, don't forget to look at the profile link! Please don't! *Nudge-wanna-be appears from nowhere* Don't listen to him! Look at it! *disappears* Ugh. I wish I knew how to delete that. Huff.
Okay, hope that makes up for it.
Bye. Which rymes with sigh. And high. And dye- grr…. Dye! I'm going to go get revenge on those -s. Give me some ideas, k?
Bye.