This is late too?! What the fuck! I need more time... Okay in this one shot. Eren and Levi have kids. (EJ=Eren Jr.) (LJ=Levi Jr). Eren will call Levi 'jr' and Levi will call Eren 'little one' or something close to that. I may use these to let you know which Levi or Eren I'm referring to. I'm writing this in advance so we don't have a repeat of today. More likely yesterday since I'm posting this tomorrow... I'm confusing myself. Enjoy the one shot.

~POV Changes~

~Eren jr.~

Eren Jr was in the third grade. He was a smart, level headed kid for his age. He did have a small temper problems.

Levi Jr on the other hand was in the fifth grade. He was smart and athletic, but not very out going. He didn't work well with others and sent glares that put even the principle to shame. There was one thing he was, and that was a perfect big brother.

What ever EJ wanted to do he was up for. He knew the kid wouldn't purposely get in trouble. The two were inseparable from each other. If you saw one, the other was near by. Out of class at least. They were so close they even had to change their schedules so they ate lunch together. It was brotherly love.

"Jr." I called to my brother while wiping my mouth with a napkin.

"Yes little one?" He replied while eating part of his sushi.

"I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back" Eren set down his napkin and stood.

"Do you want me to come with you?" He replied while turning and adjusting his brother's school tie.

"No. I'll be quick. Be right back" and with that the little Eren walked to the bathroom to potty. He finished and began to was his hands when three 4th graders walked in. Jean, Bertoldt and Reiner.

"Oh look its the kid with two daddy's" the first kid said. He was Jean.

Eren turned around slowly to face him. "What's wrong with having two daddy's? They love each other very much." I stated while looking out the door to see Jr still eating his sushi.

"Its wrong. Your wrong. Your disgusting. Like ugh! Who wants to see two guys kissing?" Jean replied she rolling his eyes.

"I happen to think its pretty cute and adorable!" I said, raising my voice. I didn't like how he was talking about them.

"Gross! You watch?! That makes you a fag!" He yelled while walking forward and pushing Eren on the ground.

"Stop!" I yelled, my eyes began to water. I saw nothing wrong with having two fathers. They loved each other, isn't that what matters?

"Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag!" The boy kept chanting over and over, his friends joining in too.

I was in a corner crying. I was so afraid. Ididn't know what to do. But I knew who did. I took a deep breath and yelled "JR!"

~.~.~

~Levi jr.~

I sat there and finished my sushi. What was taking the little one so long to get back. This made me get a little nervous. Someone yelled my nickname. Only one person calls me that. "Little one!" I yelled. I bolted up from my seat and ran to the bathroom to see little one in the corner, crying his big green eyes out.

I grabbed the first kid's shirt and pushed him into the wall. "You horse looking bastard! What did you do to my little brother?! What did you do to my little one?!" I yelled, fury reddening my vision.

"Brother? So your a son to those faggots. Gross" He glared at me and mine intensified. Who the hell was he to talk? He didn't know shit about my fathers and what the felt and yet he has the nerve to call them faggots?! I was going to gut this son of a bitch.

"Jr don't!" Little called to me while holding a hand out to stop me. "They didn't touch me. Let's just go!" He stood up and grabbed my hand before pulling me out the bathroom. We packed up our stuff and I walked Eren jr. to the office. I was not going to let this go. I pulled out my phone and sent a quick text to my dad before walking in with little one.

Sender: LJ

Send to: Daddy (Levi)

Subject: Some bastards made little one cry. There WILL be hell to pay.

~.~.~

~Levi~

I was at work listening to Hanji cackle in my ear about useless bullshit when my phone went off. It was a text from LJ. After reading it my brows furrowed. What the hell happened. Soon after my work/school phone went off. It was their school. Now I'm really fucking clueless.

Hello?

Hello?

Is this the parent or guardian of Eren and Levi jr?

Yes. I'm one of them at least.

Sorry to bother you today sir but your sons are in my office right now.

What? Are they in trouble?

No. But there was an issue that happened today during lunch.

What happened?

I believe it would be better if your sons told you themselves its not really a topic for me to speak on.

Um okay? I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Thank you sir.

Bye.

Bye.

I quickly left Hanji and went to my car before driving towards their school. What the fuck happened?!

~Eren~

I reached down to grab a bowl for the muffins when the house phone went off. A sighed and answered it.

Ackerman household, Eren speaking.

So you must be the other father of Eren and Levi jr?

That I am.

Well sorry to bother but your sons are in my office

clank

What was that? Sir are you okay?

Im fine. Sorry it was a bowl I dropped. It was empty. But why are they in the office? Are they in trouble?

No sir. But I still believe it would be best for your sons to tell you what happened. Its not really my place to talk.

Of course. Uh. I'll be there in ten minutes.

Thank you sir

No thank you. Bye.

Bye.

I set down the phone and stared at it. What happened? They seemed perfectly fine when they left this morning and now they're in the office. Oh lord...

I took the meat out and let it cool. I ran upstairs and threw on some jeans and a shirt. I went back and put foil over the meat to keep some warmth and freshness. I went in the car and drove to the school. When I got there I saw Levi.

"Levi?" He turned around and stared at me.

"Eren do you know what's going on?"

"No but I need to find out. C'mon our babies are waiting" I walked in with Levi.

~Levi jr.~

I sat there glaring at my principal for even thinking wrong. In front of his desk sat two chairs but little one didn't want to sit in the chair and he was still crying. So I had him sit on my lap, straddling my hips. There was nothing to it, hell we even sat like this at home too. We were doing nothing but sitting in this fashion so why did he have to look so ruplused, so disgusted. Our fathers didn't mind us sitting like this, they knew we weren't going to do anything, but him. This asshole in front of me is no better than that horse looking dipshit from the bathroom. If little one wasn't on me and if I was a misbehaved child like some of the assholes I see I would have wiped that shit eating look off his face by smashing it into the desk.

Right then in there our dads walked in. Little one shot his head up and got off my lap to run to them. Halfway he stopped and looked at them before dropping to the floor and crying.

"EJ? What's wrong baby?" Eren daddy called to him. I got up from my chair and walked to my other dad Levi. I motioned him to bend down and I whispered what happened in his ear.

"What the fuck?!" Easy to say. He was NOT happy.

"What's wrong?" Eren called to him trying to hug him. Out the corner of my eye I could see the look of disgust hidden on my principal's face.

"EJ was being bullied cause he had two fathers!" Levi practically shook with anger.

"What?..." Eren whispered quietly while covering his mouth.

Levi looked back at LJ. "You know I don't promote unnecessary violence but did you hit one?" I could see how serious my father was.

"I was going to. But little one stopped me." I replied while looking down. I was upset I could break his jaw. But little one didn't want me to so I didn't.

Levi sighed he understood their bond. EJ was level headed so he knew how LJ would react. Levi composed himself and looked at the principal.

"What is it that we can do?" Levi said while picking up EJ and handing him to Eren.

"Well." The principal began while taking off his glasses and cleaning them. "Since its Friday you can take them home, talk to them and bring them back Monday" he said she putting on his glasses.

Both Erens' nodded but the Levis' knew better. There was some reason why he wanted them gone for the day. Jr looked up at Levi. Levi nodded, Jr went and grabbed EJ from Eren and gave him a kiss on the cheek and wiped away his tears with his thumb. Levi noted how the principal cringed ever so slightly.

"C'mon guys. Let's go" Levi said while wrapping his arm around Eren's waist. Jr saw the discomfort in his principal. Levi growled lightly and led Eren out the room. Jr covered EJ's ears and growled 'asshole'

~.~.~

"Now. EJ you know this isn't a subject to take lightly."

"I know daddy"

"And you know I don't like violence."

"Yes daddy, I know. You said to always be a good boy"

"But if they don't again you need to push aside your good boy instincts and kick their asses or they'll never leave you alone"

"So I can punch them in their stupid face?!"

"Yes."

"Okay daddy"

Eren and Eren jr were talking about how to handle the situation in the kitchen. Levi and Jr talked in the living room, but it went a little differently. Levi and jr both sat quietly while drinking their tea. Levi set his tea down and stared at his son nonchalantly at him. His son repeated.

"Some one has made EJ cry." Levi's face quickly turned into a glare. His son matched it exactly. He was the only who could. Levi was proud.

"Show no mercy"

"Yes Sensei" Jr said while doing an evil smirk.

flash.

"Ah! Daddy you took a picture of me?!"

"Sorry you looked too cute!"

flash. flash.

"Stop it!"

"Never"

"Little one! Come here!"

Within a few seconds EJ ran into the living room

"Jr!"

EJ ran and Jr picked him up and spun him before kissing his cheek.

flash. flash. flash.

"So cute~"

"Eren stop! I'm the one taking pictures!"

"Hiss!"

"What the fuck?"

Jr and EJ just laughed. There was nothing wrong with having two fathers.

~.~.~

Monday.

~Levi~

Hello is this the parent of Eren and Levi jr.

Yes I am.

Your sons are in my office again. This time they are in trouble.

I'll be right there.

Okay. Tha-

I hung up the phone. A smile tugging on my lips. I knew exactly why they were there.

~.~.~

Before the fight.

~Eren Jr.~

I walked to the bathroom to wash my hands. Jr said it was likely the bullies would return and I knew exactly what to do. Just as I was drying my hands they walked in.

"Where were you the rest of Friday?" Jean said smugly.

"I went home" I replied while trying my best to glare. I couldn't do it unless I was mad.

"With those faggots? I'm pretty sure all you did was cry like a little bitch!"

"Shut up!"

"And those fags told you not to cry cause being gay was good. Pathetic."

I lost it. I clenched my hands until my knuckles turned white, my big green eyes turning a shimmery golden. "Fuck you! You don't know shit about them but you have the fucking audacity, no the fucking balls to talk shit about them! Your no better than that homophobic principal!" I yelled while taking a step to him.

Jean pushed EJ and yelled "don't touch me! I don't want those disgusting hands on me!" EJ began to walk to him again when Jean kneed him in the stomach. EJ fell then stood up running. When he was in front of Jean he cocked his head back and headbutt him.

"You little shi-"

"Oh Jr!"

~.~.~

~Levi Jr.~

I sat at the table, waiting to be called. I ran over stats and statistics on what could possibly happen. I was correct. They'd wait until he was alone in the bathroom. Suddenly I heard little one call me.

I ran and grabbed a fist full of the horse looking kids hair before pulling him to his knees and smashing my knee into his nose, smiling when I heard a crack and felt liquid seep unto my school pants. He dropped to the floor with a scream. I looked over to see the other two trying to run but little one quickly closed the door.

"Time to pay the piper" I said deathly while turning off the lights.

~.~.~

~Levi~

Me and Eren walked in to see a horrified look on the principals face as he stared at my sons. They sat calm and quietly even though blood and scratches covered their uniforms.

"Hi daddy!" EJ said when we walked in. I loom at LJ to see a slight smirk played on his lips. Me and Eren walked closer to the desk so we were standing by our Jr's.

"Sir your sons have been in a fight!" The principal said when we were close enough to him.

"Did you guys when?" I said while looking at looking LJ.

"Of course we did. I said there would be hell to pay and it was." He said. He mouthed 'can I do it?' And I looked at Eren. He nodded. I looked at EJ. He nodded too. I looked back at LJ and nodded. His smile and eyes widened in control.

He whipped his head around and looked at the principal before standing and leaning over the desk to pull his tie so they were face to face. Before the principal could yell at him he shot a glare so fierce that ONLY Levi could challenge it.

"My name is Levi Riren Ackerman Jr. I am son of Eren Jaeger and Levi Ackerman. My brother is Eren Ereri Ackerman Jr. We are the Ackerman family. Now listen here you worthless piece of shit. I saw the little show you put on against the love in my family. I don't give a flying fuck who you are, who you think you are or who the fuck you think you we're looking at. I'll cut you fucking eyes out and burn them. Get this shit through your thick ass skull. Not everyone likes pussy like you. Some like a cock. There is nothing wrong with that. What my parents do at home, behind closed door is their business. You have no fucking right to cringe or look down on them. I don't give a shit who you tell about me or my fucking family we are the Ackerman's we don't give a shit. Now, if I have to come back to this office with my brother because of some misbehaved brats that you can't handle in this worthless ass school, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to cut off your own dick and anally rape you with it. Got it asswipe?" LJ stated. Venom dripping off every word.

The principal nodded frantically and Levi jr let him go. "Let's go fam."

And with that the Ackerman's left the room but not before Levi stopped LJ and EJ. "Good job. I'm proud of you guys. You are truly my sons. LJ that was truly disturbing to listen to."

"Learned from the best. Now are you going to take the picture or not?" He said while wrapping an arm around EJ's shoulder. EJ repeated.

Levi smiled and pulled out his phone and Eren did the same. EJ did peace sign and LJ stuck up the middle finger. "Say Ackerman!" Eren yelled.

Little one and Jr repeated and it took the picture. And that's the story of a brotherly love.

~Fin~

Guys I'm so sorry for this being so late at night! Its like 10:20 right now. Did you guys like it? Yes? No? And I'm putting Heartbeats like Drums on hold cause I hit a fucking writers block because of my friend. Let me tell you what happened real quick. Okay so she loves Levi. (Yet she ships Eren and Mikasa -_-) and so I make her a lot of one shots about him and she always says they're good. And yesterday she said she was my other friends slave for the day cause she made a fan fiction that gave her a nose bleed. Like the fuck? So my stories ain't good enough? I try hard asshole -_-. Anyway but beacase I have a block on that I started a new story. It doesn't have a title but chapter one is called 'Welcome to Maria's University for the Magically Gifted'. Use your imagination. Night my movies. I'll try to have a chapter sooner tomorrow.