Smashing Parodies

The Smash Bros. Movie Part 7

At last, Shulk regained consciousness, but he found himself unable to move or think. "Is this another vision? Where am I?" He was nothing but an inanimate figure lying on the ground and all the different realms were assembled on a large table. Shulk suddenly felt the ground shaking as if someone had taken a giant footstep. "What was that?" It was a human boy running around towards him. "No, no, no, no!" The boy stepped on him and continued running holding a toy airplane in his hands.

"What in the world is that? It's...adorable." The boy then noticed Shulk lying on the floor. "Uh-oh! No! No! No, no, no, no! Hey, don't eat me! Don't eat me! Do not eat me! Please!"

The boy gently picked up Shulk and looked at him. "Hi, Shulk."

"Uh...hi? Is this..." Suddenly, the basement door opened and the shadow of a man appeared at the top of the stairs and started walking down. "Master Hand."

The man walked down to the last step looking rather annoyed. "What happened?" He looked to see different toys all over the place. "No, no, no. This is a disaster. Why...why is...? What? What?! What?! The-the...why is the dragon on top of the luxury condo development?"

"I was just playing and..." The boy began.

"Look, I know it's hard to understand. But this is Dad's stuff, okay? All of this that you see before you is all your father's. And everything is thought out, there's..." The man looked around and saw the top of the tower was missing. "What did you down here? Did you take the top off of the tower?"

"It was an accident."

"You accidentally, expertly, carefully took the entire top off of that tower?"

"Yes."

"You know the rules, this isn't a toy!"

"Um...it kind of is."

"No, actually it's a highly sophisticated inter-locking brick system."

"But we bought it at the toy store."

"We did, but they way I'm using it makes it an adult thing."

"The box for this one said 'Ages 8 to 14'!"

"That's a suggestion. They have to put that on there."

"Because maybe we won't be able to resist playing with all this."

"Look, I moved your stuff over near to the decorations. All those bricks, you can build anything you want." Shulk saw larger pieces piled together in a box, and noticed the boy looking sad. "Finn, we're gonna play a little game. It's called "let's put everything back the way you found it."

"But, Dad, you don't understand..."

"So I can make things they way they're supposed to be." The man went over to the nearby table and picks up a tube of glue. "Permanently."

Back in the toy world, Tabuu tried to stop the citizens from fighting back.

"This rebellion ends right now!" Tabuu released a bunch of micro-managers onto the city and they started attacking, and in the real world the man was using glue to stick the pieces together.

"Stop!" Shulk watched in horror as the man continued to glue the pieces together.

The man held the airplane in his hand. "What am I holding here?"

"It's a battleship." Finn answered.

"No, it's a hodge-podge that's what it is. What's this masked man doing on it?" The man threw Meta Knight off the plane and then picked up Snake. "What is this? A soldier?" He threw him down as well.

Shulk watched in horror as Finn held him. "Stop! Stop it! No! Stop it! Stop!"

The man then noticed Shulk in Finn's hand. "You got glue all over that figure. Here, give that to me."

"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!" Shulk looked down and saw all his friends scattered all over the board. "All of those are my friends! No! Stop it!" The man turned him around in his hand and he noticed the Monado lying on the floor. "The Monado! I can still save them."

"Let's get this gunk off this construction worker." The man placed Shulk on his work table.

"He's not just a construction worker, Dad. He's the hero."

"No, he's not. He is a ordinary, regular, generic construction worker, and I need to put him back the way he was. Now, where is Xacto knife?" The man began to look for the knife as Shulk lay on the table.

"I gotta get the Monado. If I could get the attention of the smaller creature. I gotta move." Using all of his strength, Shulk managed to move slightly, which caught the attention of the man and he looked at him, but he quickly dismissed it and continued to look for the knife. He started to twitch even more, and every time he moved, the man briefly turned to look at him, but then went back to look for the knife. "Mmmove!" Shulk finally managed to move enough to drop himself off the table and onto the floor, which caught Finn's attention.

"Uh, Dad?"

"Yeah?"

"I think I saw the Xacto over there in Hyrule."

"Oh, great. Thank you."

"Welcome." As the man went to get the knife Finn quickly went over and picked Shulk from the floor and handed him the Monado. "It's up to you now, Shulk." He then turned and looked at a cat poster with the word 'Believe' on it. Shulk then noticed it and remembered what Robin had told him and the words echoed in his mind.

"Believe. I know that sounds like a cat poster, but it is true."

Finn used a magic portal that he built to send Shulk down where he can start moving again and crashed back into the toy world. "Sorry, street." As he started running through the street he began to see in his mind various pieces from the construction site. "I can see everything!" Shulk quickly assembled a large fighting machine to join in the battle and the micro-managers noticed.

"What the heck is that?" A micro-manager asked.

"I am a Master Brawler!"

"Release every micro-manager we have!" Tabuu ordered.

"Let's get him, fellas!"

Shulk used his machine to knock out the micro-managers attacking him, and he looked down and waved to his friends. "Hey, everyone!"

"Shulk!" Lucina gasped.

"We're saved!" Jigglypuff cheered.

"Lucina, I'm going inside that thing."

"You got it, Shulk."

Shulk began to make his way to Tabuu's aircraft, fighting off every mirco-manager that got in his way. "Take that! Ha-ha! Come here!"

"Welcome back, kid."

"Here's how we do it stealth style!" Meta Knight and Snake joined in to help Shulk fight off the micro-managers. Shulk then got knocked down by one of the micro-mangers and they began to gang up on him.

"Shulk!" Jigglypuff watched as the herd of micro-managers surrounded Shulk in his machine. "Stay positive! Stay positive!"

Shulk desperately struggled to get the micro-managers off him. "Come on!"

Jigglypuff tried her best to keep a positive attitude, but eventually she couldn't hold back anymore. "Forget it!" She then unleashed her rage and started to attack the micro-managers rather viciously. "You ought to be more friendly! Shulk, go! Go, now's your chance!

"She's right, you can do it!" Snake called out.

"Go on, kid. Get in there." Meta Knight said.

Shulk finally managed to break into Tabuu's aircraft and confronted him.

"Lord Tabuu."

"Back from the dead, Monado Boy? Well, you're too late! Primids, get him." Tabuu ordered, and Shulk quickly fought off the Primids that tried to attack him, but soon found himself unable to move as Tabuu held him down with glue. "I can't move!"

Tabuu laughed evilly. "You see your friends? Oh, they're finished! And my world is almost finished. And the last thing I need to do is finish you." He went over to Shulk and pointed the Dark Cannon at him.

"No, stop! Please! If you do one thing and I'm gonna unleash my secret weapon!"

"Your secret weapon?"

"Yes. It's called 'the power of the Special'."

"That sounds dumb."

"Alright. Here it comes. My secret weapon...is this." Shulk then held up his hand.

"What is that? Is it super small? I don't see anything."

"It's my hand. I want you to take it."

"You want me to take your hand off?"

"No. I want you to join me. Look at all of these things that people built." Shulk pointed to the TV monitors showing the citizens in their fighting machines. "You might see a mess..."

"Exactly! And a bunch of weird dorky stuff that ruined my perfectly good stuff!"

"Okay. What I see are people inspired by each other, and by you. People taking what you made and making something new out of it."

Back in the real world, the man looked at all of the toys assembled. "Finn, did you make all of this?"

"The people are trying to stop President Tabuu from using the Dark Cannon."

"What's the Dark Cannon?"

"Um...it's in there." Finn points to the big black box that was Tabuu's aircraft.

"In here?" The man opened the top of the aircraft and took out Tabuu, he then looked around the room where there was "Do Not Touch" signs all over the sets. "So President Tabuu is the bad guy?" Finn didn't say anything and looked down.

Back in the toy world, Shulk continued his speech to Tabuu.

"You...don't have to be the bad guy. You are the most talented, most interesting and extraordinary person in the universe. And you are capable of amazing things, because you are the Special." Shulk looked shocked and lowered the Dark Cannon. "And so am I. And so is everyone. The prophecy is made up, but it's also true. It's about all of us. Right now, it's about you. And you still can change everything." Shulk held up the Monado, and Tabuu dropped the Dark Cannon and went over to him and hugged him. "Oh, we got a hugger." Shulk handed the Monado to Tabuu. "Be careful. I have been told it might explode."

Tabuu winked at Shulk, and then put the Monado into an empty space on the Dark Cannon and into the device. "Shulk, thank you. And I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, from this moment forward, I solemnly promise that I will never-" The Dark Cannon suddenly exploded and Shulk was sent flying through the air and he landed right in the middle of the city where everyone else was.

"Shulk!" Everyone cheered.

"Hey, everyone! Is everyone okay? Where's Lucina?"

Lucina then came up from under a micro-manager. "Shulk!"

"Lucina!" Shulk ran over to Lucina and she jumped into his arms.

"We did it." The two of them were then about to hold hands when Meta Knight interrupted them. "Oh, um. Shulk, wait. Meta Knight, there's something I need to say to you.

"No, Marth. I mean...Lucina." Meta Knight pointed to Shulk. "He's the hero you deserve."

Lucina smiled and Shulk looked behind him to see that Meta Knight was pointing at him. "Thanks, Meta Knight." She then turned to him and they held hands as everyone cheered for them.

Robin's ghost watched from above. "I liked Shulk before he was cool."

Back in the real world Finn and his father were playing together with the toys.

"Hey, guys? Time to come up for dinner! It's Taco Tuesday, your favorite!" Finn's mother called out.

"Okay, honey! We'll be up in a sec!" The man called back.

"Yeah, we'll be up in a sec!"

"I gotta tell you something."

"What?"

"Now that I'm letting you come down here and play, guess who else gets to come down here and play?"

"Who?"

"Your sister."

"What?"

Back in the toy world, everyone was still celebrating.

"Well, things sure have a way of working out smoothly. Am I right, guys?" Shulk asked, when suddenly a strange spaceship hovered above them and a trio of blocky aliens came down into the city.

"We are from the planet Duplo, and we are here to destroy you."

There was then silence for a moment, until Shulk broke it. "Oh, man."

The End

Coming next to Smashing Parodies: Amiibo Story 2