Hi!

Well, the reviews for chapter 13 STILL haven't shown up. Grrr. But I do know there are at least 66 now. Bravo, reviewers! I love you all!

Ed: You love who?

Me: Hey, Ed, wait 'til the END of the chapter to ask questions!

Ed:(

Disclaimer: Look, I don't own FMA. If I did, it would be soooo different. l:)

So, here's chapter fourteen!

-line things won't work...-

"YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING!" fumed Ed, stomping his feet on the floor. "NOT EVEN YESTERDAY! WE WENT TO YOUR WEIRDO FRIENDS' HOUSE OUT OF THE BLUE AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN WARN ME ABOUT YOUR CRAZY FRIEND HIDING IN THE BUSHES! HALF THE F-ING TIME I DON'T KNOW WTF IS GOING ON! GAAAAAAH!"

"Whoa, take a chill pill, man," said Magi, trying to calm Edward down.

Harriet just stood there, looking like she had just been hit by a tornado.

Everyone was silent for a few moments.

"Hey! I forgot something!" said Shari suddenly. She then glomped Roy, Al, and Ed at the same time. How that works I dunno.

"WTF?" said all three glompees.

Just then, a small dog walked into the room. "Corky!" shouted Shari, scratching the lovable Boston terrier behind the ears. "Guys, this is Corky. Wanna pet her?"

So they did. Corky sniffed Roy's hand. She sneezed mysteriously. "CHOOF!" She seemed to like Ed and Al, giving them each a big sloppy kiss on the face. Ed, however, did not enjoy this.

"Eeeeew! Dog drool! That's NASTY!" he exclaimed, wiping the gooey slime off of his face. "Eck! Bleah! Bleck!" he gagged.

"How adorable!" said Al, smiling like an idiot.

"So, what does everyone think we should do?" asked Shari.

"Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!" said Magi. "I know! Let's play spin the bottle!" she suggested, glancing at Al.

Everyone stared at Magi. "I guess that's a no?" she mumbled.

"Well, first of all, I appoint myself chaperone," said Roy in a matter-of-factly way.

"Why?" asked Sari.

"Someone needs to watch the children," he said, looking at Ed.

Ed's eyebrow twitched. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING THE SMALLEST OF LITTLE BABY CHILDREN THAT NEEDS A DIAPER?"

"He didn't say that, brother," Al said quietly.

Sari proceeded to write down the sentence Ed yelled into her notebook for later use in a fanfic. Ed snatched the notebook.

"What is this, anyways?" he demanded.

"A notebook."

"I know that, what are you using it for?" he asked. He began to look through the pages. "Hey! I'm not short!" he claimed, making angry faces at numerous chibi Edwards in the notebook. "And this! What the crap is a 'Smoking Edward Claus Fairy?' You are a nut job! And Roy is NOT the coolest man on earth! Moron!"

Sari looked rather pleased with herself.

"Envy is the coolest ever!" remarked Shari. Everyone looked at her, even Corky. "What? He is!" More silence and staring.

"Envy disguised himself as you and then attacked us! What is with you?" said Edward.

"WILL YOU EVER STOP F-ING SHOUTING AT EVERYONE?" screamed Harriet at the top of her lungs.

"Harriet, stop yelling," said Ed.

"WHO'S YELLING? I'M NOT YELLING! AAAAAAAAARRGH!" Winded, Harriet fell backwards onto a couch.

-Line thing just will NOT work! Will it ever again?-

So, that was chapter fourteen. Btw, Sari really DID draw a Smoking Edward Claus Fairy. She was VERY bored.

As usual, please R & R!

Ed: My ears hurt.

Me: MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP YELLING!

Ed: sob