Nick: Yo Hanku, is Lee3 late again?

Hanku: Looks like it (hears a toilet flush), or maybe he was in the bathroom.

Lee3: (comes out and zips up his pants) Oh good you guys made it. I got here 2 hours ago, but things seem to have fallen apart here so I've been fixing them. Of course I needed to use the toilet, which I also fixed.

Nick: Where have you been, deviantart?

Lee3: Yep, I'm working on two fanfics over there, but don't worry, I haven't abandoned this one. Besides, I got a review of someone who likes the Puni Puni Poemy crossover, so I gotta keep going anyway.

Hanku: Well anyway, it's time for the disclaimer.

Lee3: Yep, I don't own Love Hina if I did, there would be titty sucking and Su would be…no she'd still be Su. I don't own Hanku, Hanku does, I don't own Nick, Nick does. Yes, I know, redundant, but there is no other way to say it. Oh, and I don't own the Puni Puni Poemy cast, that's J.C.Staff's stuff. Okay I think that is it for the legal stuff…RUN IT!!

Someone Crazier than Kaolla Su

After bath time and dinner time everyone had to put up with Poemi's hyperactivity it was time to go to bed. When midnight struck, Hanku and Lee heard weird noises and came out to see what's up. They both ran through the hall down to the first floor, Hanku went out to the back where the Hot Springs are, while Lee went out the front door.

Lee ran out a little ways and then turned to find Katherine about to attack him. He barely dodged her vertical slash which left her off balance. He grabbed her through into a post and pinned her to it the blade of his sword pressed against her chest.

Katherine: (blushes as she looks up at Lee) My, you've gotten taller.

Lee: (serious) That's because in this world a couple of years have passed as opposed to almost a year in our dimension. Why are you after us?

Katherine: (her cat ears and tail pops out) I'm just here to see you.

Lee: Since when did you have kitty ears and tail?

Katherine: Since always, don't I look cute?

Lee: I don't find chicks that try to capture or kill me, cute.

Katherine: Hmm, well anyway I'm wanted to tell you that we are watching you.

Lee: Not surprising, you're probably getting off while doing it.

Katherine: Yeah, but I think it's because I want you or I want to kill you.

Lee: You want to kill me plain and simple.

Katherine: True, but I did want to tell you that I saw a couple of girls looking for you.

Lee: Right, who else would look for me here?

Katherine: Apparently twins and another chick, an older one with a katana.

Lee: Sounds like Tsuruko…but how does she know that I'm back?

Katherine: I don't know, but I like my current position.

Lee: I bet you do (hears a scream and steps back right before Kathy flew into Katherine causing them to fall down the steps and injure themselves). I really hate those two.

Hanku: (jumps over the roof and lands behind Lee) Should we go after them?

Lee: (sees them get up and limp away) No, they're not going to do anything. Besides, based on what Katherine told me, there are others on looking for me, so they can't make a move. Don't worry they aren't bounty hunters, which is the vibe I got from her. Did you go at it with Kathy?

Hanku: No.

Lee: (quizzical) Then why did she go flying?

Hanku: Well, she surprised me so I sent her flying.

Lee: That explains a lot. Okay, let's go back inside (heads for the front door).

Hanku: (follows suit but is still concerned) Are you sure that they won't do anything else?

Lee: Not for awhile, but I wonder about this older girl that was mentioned.

Hanku: What do you mean?

Lee: Katherine said that to twins and an older woman was looking for me. I think the older woman is Tsuruko wanting a rematch.

Hanku: Yikes, the twins?

Lee: Probably Lynn and Launa since I don't know very many twins.

Hanku: Shouldn't you do something?

Lee: Eh, I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

(6:00 AM, the next morning)

Everyone was asleep until a shout so loud was heard throughout the house that only Lee, Hanku and Nick, who were in subspace avoided it.

Poemi: KOBAYASHI WILL NOT BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!

Everyone: (jumps through the floors/ceilings) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Mutsumi A.: (land on her head) I forgot that she had crazy lung power.

Itsue: (lands on her back) I wish Hitomi saw that coming.

Hitomi: (lands on Itsue's stomach knocking her out) That's not my fault.

Mutsumi A.: I just wonder how the residents will be able to handle Poemi?

Keitaro: (holding his chest and breathing heavily) What the hell was that (Naru falls through the hole and lands on the kotestsu (or whatever that heating desk is called). Are you okay Naru?

Naru: Yeah, but what was that?

Poemi: (excited) COOL, THERE IS A FLYING TURTLE HERE!

Motoko: (shrieks) ACK, GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

Kitsune: Tama isn't near you Motoko.

Motoko: SHUT UP, SHUT UP!

Su: Yay, it's morning!

Sarah: Fun time!

Nanase: That can't be good.

Shinobu: It isn't.

Keitaro: (sighs) This day is gonna be hell.

(Subspace)

Somehow the noise made it's way to the subspace room Lee, Hanku and Nick were sleeping in and they started to wake up…after Lee fell and landed on his head.

Lee: Ow, fuckin' TV!

Hanku: (half asleep) There is no television in here.

Lee: Oh yeah.

Nick: What the hell is that noise?

Lee: Poemi shouting about school or boning the director…one of those two.

Nick: That must suck.

Hanku: Let's hope she doesn't do Attention Drills.

Lee: No kidding, let's go greet the wackos (a door appears and three guys open the door and walk through it to enter Keitaro's room). Oh god the cacophony is even worse.

Naru: She keeps saying something about Attention Drills!

Nick: What?

Hanku: Oh no!

Lee: Oh no!

Keitaro: (impersonates Kool-Aid man) Oh yeah (the other four stared at him and punched him through the roof)! OH MY GOD THEY ALL WORKED TOGETHER THIS TIME!!

All four of them: Idiot.

Naru: Lee, do you know what is going on?

Lee: Poemi is hyperactive and is always like that everyday (Hanku and Nick run to the danger). I don't know how to calm her down…in fact, I'm sure that anything does.

Naru: So, she's always wastefully energetic?

Lee: That's what everyone says and what I've seen.

Su: (from the first floor) I like this girl, she's fun!

Lee: (eyes widen) Those two are together? Oh for the love of all that's holy we gotta get down there (rushes downstairs with Naru behind him)!

Poemi: Wow, you're like a walking tech-girl cliché, huh?

Su: Is cliché a food?

Poemi: Kobayashi doesn't know.

Motoko: How could you not know you just said it?

Poemi: Kobayashi always says things that she doesn't know.

Kanako: Somebody is stupid.

Poemi: Are you one of those girls that want to fuck her brother?

Kanako: (blushes) No…yes!

Poemi: You're nasty.

Itsue: I agree.

Kanako: We are stepbrother and sister.

Itsue: Oh.

Nanase: That's okay.

Mutsumi A.: That's acceptable.

Mutsumi: Nice to know that no one thinks that is weird.

Hanku & Nick: We do.

Futaba: Yeah, but no one cares about the guys in Japanese related stuff anyway.

Lee: (shows up) That stupid trend is happening in America too.

Itsue: (readys her whip and smiles evilly) The man of the hour has arrived.

Lee: Calm down you sex-crazed wacko. What's going on?

Itsue: Poemi is being herself.

Motoko: (eyes widen) Hold on, are you saying that this is normal?

Mitsuki: Yeah, this is a pretty normal thing.

Kanako: Okay, I am going to be honest, that girl is like Su and Sarah on crack (hears an explosion from the front of the dormitory and the two mentioned girls go flying through the window).

Lee: That's another one.

Mitsuki: Another what?

Hanku: (shows up) Landmine.

Mutsumi A. (shows up out of nowhere) Landmine, you put landmines around this place?

Hanku: Don't look at me (points at Lee), he planted the mines.

Lee: I did, but only in the front, I didn't plant them anywhere else. Plus, it was as a joke, not to hurt anyone.

Motoko: Yeah right.

Lee: Motoko, if I planted them to hurt someone, would Naru be alive today?

Motoko: (takes 5 minutes to think about it) No.

Lee: Exactly.

Hanku: You did know that it took five minutes for her to think about it, don't you?

Lee: Yeah. Anyway, we better go help Keitaro repair the wall.

Hanku: Oh yeah, let's get to it (both of them leave to get the tools).

Motoko: Does anyone of you fight with swords?

Mutsumi A: We're defensive specialists we are usually on defense.

Motoko: That sucks.

Mitsuki: It's worse when I three year old says that we suck.

Motoko: Even worse that Lee saying it?

Mutsumi: It would because a three year old has the intelligence to say that someone sucks because most children of that age can barley talk at all.

Kanako: As opposed to someone that is 22 years old and a smart-ass.

Mitsuki: We do suck at protecting the Earth, but someone has to do it.

Everyone: That is true.

(Kitchen)

Shinobu just finished making breakfast for everyone with the help of Nick and Futaba. Does anyone other than me finding the little kid cooking a bit of a cliché? I mean it's cute and all, but after a while you wonder, don't the adults know how to cook? I'm assuming that they teach cooking in Japanese schools, so why can't any of these adults cook a fucking thing? Didn't they go to the schools with the same setup? Seriously, what lazy-asses and they are, especially Kitsune. She needs to do some work or actually go to work. Does, she even pay her rent at all?

Shinobu: (meekly) Excuse me?

Narrator: Yes?

Shinobu: Could we get started now, you're taking up the whole scene.

Narrator: Sorry.

Nick: Okay, our scene pretty much got stolen.

Futaba: Well, we can still salvage it.

Shinobu: I don't think that breaking the fourth wall is salvaging anything.

Futaba: You're right.

Shinobu: Nick, can you take…

Nick: Yes (grabs the pot of Spicy-hot Curry without any gloves and still holds on to the pot as his hands burn). Ow.

Shinobu: (gasps) Um, Nick are you okay.

Nick: (in pain but trying not to show it) I'm…fine, where do you want this?

Shinobu: The center of the table, please (Nick rushes over to the table and puts the hot pot in the center, then let's go).

Nick: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! OH MY GOD, I'M IN PAIN, AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH (rushes to the sink and pours cold water on the burns)!

Futaba: Are you okay?

Nick: I'm fine.

Shinobu: You are not fine, let me bandage those up (gets some bandages and does so in a way that rivals a doctor). There you go.

Nick: Um, thanks.

Shinobu: You're welcome.

Nick: Hey Futaba, how much do you love Poemi?

Futaba: Futaba uber loves her so much. I want her to make love to me so badly!

Nick: (shocked) WHAT THE FUCK?

Shinobu: Oh my god, how could you be that forward Futaba, don't your parents scold you for saying things like that?

Futaba: (giggles) Poemi said the same thing.

Nick: (whispers to Shinobu) Futaba is creepy.

Shinobu: I agree.

Nanase: (pops in from behind Nick) She is, but we still love her, right Futaba?

Futaba: Uh-huh.

Shinobu: I think I'm traumatized.

Nick: I know I am.

(Hotsprings)

Hitomi, Su, Sarah and Poemi (thought I had forgotten about her) are sitting in the hotsprings enjoying themselves. Wait, when did Su and Sarah get to the hotsprings, didn't something happen?

Sarah: This is a humor fanfic, is it supposed to make since?

Narrator: No, but I'm trying to avoid continuity errors.

Su: You probably already made five of them!

Narrator: Shut up.

Poemi: You two shouldn't argue with the director because one time I did and my teacher threatened to rip out my uvula.

Sarah: But he's the narrator, not the director.

Narrator: Still doesn't make it okay.

Poemi: Yeah, I need my uvula!

Sarah: He meant fighting with the narrator, idiot.

Poemi: Yeah, I agree too.

Sarah: Have you ever been in a whacked out story before?

Poemi: Oh yes and the premise was so messed up. The director and Ms. Kumi Kumi were killed by an evil alien with a hanging ball thingy…

(Five minutes later)

Poemi: Then I took a nuke and destroyed a whole country…

Sarah: (slowly losing her mind) She's still talking and moving around.

(Twenty-minutes later)

Poemi: (moving around for no reason) I'm beginning to think that Futaba is a lesbian, but I'm not sure, is she a lesbian or does she just want me as a really good friend? Oh well it doesn't matter because I'm an aspiring voice actress and I'm going to do my attention drills, A, B, C, D, E…

Hanku, Lee & Naru: (from a distance) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Poemi: Bus gas, blast gust, bus gas, blast gust, bus gas, blast gust, bus gas, blast gust!

Su: (lost it and fires her laser gun wildly) MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Narrator: Hey wait a second, don't point that at me (gets shot and everything stops)!

Poemi: Uh-oh!

Sarah: Oh shit, you shot the narrator!

Su: I didn't mean to, but he's still alive though (smiles).

Keitaro: (shows up out of no where panicing) STOP SMILING YOU IDIOT, WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE (everyone takes off running leaving the narrator unconscious)!

To Be Continued…

Sorry, no Antics short this time, I'm way late with this. I can't wait until summer though, then I'll have more time and I'll do a better job in the next chapter.

I need to focus more on a college class now, so I don't fail it, I'll see you all next time.