Ebony: Welcome, for the thirteenth time, to my Ninjago dare show where Slushy and I torture the cast, possibly the author-
Author: yeah no.
Ebony: And you just sit back and laugh at it. so, onto today's dares. the ninja get cookies and I get a poisoned cake *cookies and cake appear* so... tie Cole to a chair while I deal with that or there'll be no more dare show, which none of you would want. *Gets rid of cake*
Cole: *now tied to a chair* I want the cake~
Zane: You'll die if you eat it.
Cole: but it's ca- *cookie shoved in mouth*
Kai: Just eat the cookie.
Author: Or Ebony will eat it for you. because trust me, it's her favourite.
Cole: *eats cookie with no hands*
Ebony: amazing, but not very helpful, life skill there.
Slushy: yep. Kai & Nya, what would you do if Chen was your uncle?
Kai: Cry. because I can't date Skylor and Chen is incredibly weird.
Ebony: baby.
Chen: :-(
Nya: look up the family tree. Or just swear never to let anyone know.
Ebony: well great. cuz he is.
Kai, Nya & Skylor: whaaaaaaa?
Author: you have just dropped a massive bomb there.
Ebony: I know. Next, Lloyd has to eat as much candy as possible and get super hyper.
Kai: And you're not going to explain how the hell we're related?!
Slushy: Course we won't.
Kai: grrr.
Author: *sighs* I have never been hyper. must be cool.
Ebony: go ask Dean about it.
Author: I have enough problems right now. *points to handcuff joining her and Kai*
Lloyd: awesome. (yes he did just ignore that exchange completely.) *starts scoffing candy*
10 mins later...
Everyone: *cowers behind chairs*
Lloyd: why are you scared? I don't feel any- *Starts shaking before running around the room like a maniac. oh god he's on the ceiling!* Best day ever!
Author: He's as fast as Sonic!
Kai: Who?
Author: /).-
when Lloyd finally slows down...
Lloyd: *clinging tightly to a pole while people start prodding him with brooms* I'LL NEVER COME DOWN! NEVAAHHH~!
Author: *looks at Morro*
Morro: what?
Author: oh... nothing. just reminded me of something.
Ebony: *snaps fingers and Lloyd's chained to his chair so he cant move*
Lloyd: *eye twitches*
Jay: well I'm scared.
Slushy: anyway, Jay has to fight Count Raptor's seviper and lose.
Ebony & Author: shouldn't be too hard then.
Jay: Why~?!
Slushy: also Ebony gets a rose.
Ebony: *Rose appears in her hand* thank you.
Kai: dear overlord-
Overlord: hai.
Kai: she's being polite!
Everyone: *gasps*
Ebony: really?
Author: thinking: quick! change the subject! oh look! no thorns!
Ebony: oh yeah... *tucks rose behind ear*
Author: Just bring out seviper... just checking, there aren't any zangoose around are there?
Everyone: Zan-goose?
Author: /).- *shows everyone a picture of a zangoose*
Zangoose: aww... *walks out*
Ebony: I am not even... Please welcome, Seviper! (if you don't know what a seviper is, it's a pokemon. and so Is zangoose. if you wanna know what they look like, look it up. Because let's face it, there's always someone.)
Seviper: *slithers in smiling* hello!
Everyone: hi!
Seviper: where'sss Jay?
Jay: sorry, Jay's not available right now, please leave a message after the- *Ebony & Author chuck him infront of Seviper* BEEP.
Seviper: *grins evlly as his tail glows purple and starts hitting Jay with it*
Jay: please. stop. hi- hitting me. It hurts!
Nya: just pretend to be knocked out or something!
Jay: ok! *falls to the floor*
Ebony: Yay! Jay once again fails.
Slushy: he could've used his powers. I mean, didn't say he couldn't.
Ebony: sh! it's better this way. Anyway, thanks for coming seviper! I like the rose.
Seviper: no problem. *slithers out again*
Author: *looking at watch* how much longer am I stuck to this guy?
kai: hater.
Author: don't start hot head. you will regret it.
Ebony: well... I should really say now but... am I feeling like a nice person?
Author: you? nice person? Ha! When hell freezes over *Takes off handcuff* welp anyway, it's been two chapters, im outta here. *flies off*
Kai: Hey! what about me! I'm still stuck in- *Key hits him in the face* Ow. *uses key to take off cuff* Woah! that thing was tight! I've got a massive red ring on my wrist!
Ebony: eh. Anyway, Jay, you're going in a pit of crazy wolves and insane cats.
Jay: *Clings to chair* I am really getting sick of this!
Kai: better you than me. Ha!
Jay: Shut up Kai.
Slushy: *Rolls eyes and drags Jay over to a pit of wolves & cats* come on!
Jay: but I don't wanna~
Ebony: *grabs random broomstick and starts Poking Jay with it* Just get in! The sooner you're in there, the quicker it'll be over!
Jay: but- *falls in*
Nya: Jay!
Morro: woo!
Ebony: shut up morro that's my line!
Jay: *screaming as wolves and cats start to attack, bite and generally tear him apart. (only not literally for Nya's sake)*
Ebony & Slushy: *looking over edge of pit* owch.
Slushy: so... we should get him out of there before he dies.
Ebony: yeah. just give it a few more seconds though.
2 secs later...
Ebony: okay, let's get him out of there. *teleports Jay to seat*
Jay: *covered in blood, scratches, gashes etc.* This is hell.
Morro: clearly you haven't been to the cursed realm.
Garmadon: yeah, that wasn't great.
Chen, Clouse & Ghosts from cursed realm: yup.
Garmadon: then again... this place ain't much better.
Ebony: going to ignore that... *looking at cards* -Evil smile- hey cole!
Cole: 0.0
Ebony: yeah, Rain wants to fight you. no weapons.
Cole: Rain...?
Ebony: you remember darkrainbow? change of name and i'm going to call her rain from now on.
Kai: what's the name now?
Ebony: T.T go find it yourself. Anyway, please welcome Rain!
*Rain walks in. She has brown curly hair, brown eyes, tan skin and is in a black short sleeved shirt, dark blue jeans, leather gloves, a leather jacket, black and blue jordans and~ a bracelet like Nya's only with a black button*
Rain: hey guys!
Everyone: hi!
Rain: but not you Jay.
Jay: *muttering* figures.
Slushy: so~ Cole, grab your scythe-
Ebony: you have some failing to do. You ready Rain?
Rain: *pulls out black twin swords* you know it!
Cole: sigh. *gets into battle stance*
Meanwhile...
Ebony & Slushy: *eating airheads*
Kai: *about to say something*
Ebony: no.
*Cole yelps as Rain makes a gash on his arm*
Ebony: I want to see this.
Jay: *reaches towards bowl*
Slushy: Jay. no.
Jay: :( *slowly retracts arm*
Rain: ha! oh my ghost that was fun! *looks at jay* you're next.
Cole: *clutching arm* I think... serious blood loss... *flops onto floor*
Slushy: *sighs* I've got it. *heals him and now cole is back in his seat*
Rain: well that was fun but I kind of have to go... *sheaths swords and walks out*
Ebony: bye! Hmm... I think I was forgetting something...
Rain: *walks back in, slaps Jay and walks back out again*
Slushy: was that it?
Ebony: probably.
Slushy: *reading dare cards* oh. Zane...
Zane: yes?
Slushy: someone has your eye.
Zane: *raises hand to face* but it was here a second ago.
Jay: I had just finished dealing with his lost body parts!
Ebony: how did they get it?
Slushy: no idea.
Kai: what about when he went in the fan room?
Ebony: nope. He still had his eyes... I think.
Lloyd: We've got to get it back!
Garmadon: not yet Lloyd, you're not completely over it yet.
Lloyd: but- *has a spasm* I'm fine!
Slushy: *continues reading card* and we can't take it or it'll disappear. damn. no loopholes.
Jay: or I could just make a new-
Ebony: not now jay!
Jay: but-
Ebony: Jay. shush. Anyway that's all we're gonna do today, please drop a review or two depending on if you're a guest or not and we'll be back next time. As always, I have been Ebony,
Slushy: I'm Slushy,
Ebony: and that lot are the cast. BYEEEE!