[Disclaimer] I don't own the Zelda series, Higurashi, or anything else! All credit goes to the creators!

[Author's Note] Sorry about any typos and other writing errors.

(Chapter Fourteen – The Failed Go Kart)

It was the fourteenth day of October, and boy was it a cold and chilly day. Just recently, Toon Link has been playing a lot of Mario Kart games, and playing those games inspired him to make a vehicle of his own. For the last couple of hours now, Link was in the middle of building himself a Go Kart, though it looked rather horrible at the moment.

His little sister soon walked outside and into the backyard. "Hey, what are you doing?"

"What does it look like I'm doing, Aryll?" he asked her with a smile.

She then folded her arms and gave him a mean look. "Do you really want me to answer that?"

"Probably not, I guess."

"Well, TOO BAD, because I'm answering anyway!"

"Isn't that just great," said the warrior in a sarcastic tone, now wiping the sweat away from his forehead with a rag.

"It looks like you're failing hard at trying to make a Go Kart. Man, I knew that you were going to try this at some point, considering the fact that you keep on playing those Mario Kart games. Speaking of that, Mario Kart Wii stinks on ice!"

Soon as she said that, the older brother looked at his younger sister with a shocked look. He looked like he just saw a Regenerator tap-dancing in a suit, or something of that kind of caliber. Link then stood up and asked her, "What did you just say?"

His attitude made Aryll smirk. "I said that Mario Kart Wii stinks on ice, got a problem with that?"

"It does not! Mario Kart Wii is ten times better than Double Dash, the 64 one, heck! It's even better than the original Super Nintendo game!" His voice sounded so serious it was scary, but he still managed to make her laugh.

"Calm down, Eddie Murphy! You must know that the game stinks like a big barrel of steaming hot squirrel turds since you're snapping at me like this!"

"Steaming hot squirrel what? And why the heck did you just call me Eddie freaking Murphy?"

The blonde girl simply ignored her brother as she started to walk away from him. "See you later, loser. I hope that thing you're making crash and burns." She uttered, and later started to laugh.

He watched his little sister walk away as he stood there, her steady laughs sounded very annoying to him. "I'll show her, I'll show EVERYBODY! This is going to be the greatest Go Kart ever created!"

Hours and hours later, the day was now coming to an end. Aryll was hanging around Rika at the moment, and they were playing with dolls.

"And after that, they both became husband and wife and lived happily ever after," sighed Rika as she closed her eyes.

"Yeah, until the square headed punk cheats on her, and who knows? The wife might become some sort of a hooker behind the guy's hairy and disgusting back." Aryll spoke that in the most calm and plain way; Rika just stared at her. "What? It can happen, you know?"

"Well, yeah, I know, but that's so horrible! When you get married… you're supposed to be with that person forever and ever, nano desu."

"Oh, please! It never, ever goes that way! Can you believe that some slut actually ordered a prostitute for her husband? And not only that, but she also made the dumb whore take a horse laxative in order for her to take a dump on the guy! I wish I could say that I'm just making that up, but I'm not, sadly. That's a real story that I heard before."

"…" Rika was quiet, disturbed, and also felt very sickened about what she just heard. "Wow… that sounds like the average work of a typical reprobate mind, huh?" asked the girl with long, blue hair.

The pigtailed girl began to scratch her arm as she replied loudly, "It sounds like a bunch of hoidlish to me! I tell you, people these days!"

Rika then put her hands over her own mouth and gasped. "Aryll, you just said a bad word!"

"What, hoid-"

"YES!"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I kind of forgot about that. Oh well, at least I wasn't lying, right?"

"Yeah, I guess so," replied an unhappy and bothered Rika.

"I guess we're done playing with my dollies now, so let's go check on how Link's doing," suggested the flaxen girl as she stood up; Rika stood up, too.

"Yeah, that sounds like a good idea."

The two then went in the backyard and discovered that he did indeed finish the Go Kart. It looked kind of good, but it still had a somewhat crappy design. "Hey, you guys came here just in time to see the show of a lifetime," he stated proudly with his hands on his sides.

"It still looks like a fat, stinking, sweltering pile of-"

"Mii~ it looks wonderful, Link!" yelped the girl with purple colored eyes.

"Hey, don't cut me off like that! It doesn't sound right!" whined the girl wearing the sunflower dress.

The green eyed swordsman then jumped inside of the Go Kart, put on his helmet, and then said heroically, "I hope you two brought an umbrella, because it's about to rain epic proportions of awesomeness!"

"LAME," alleged Aryll, now looking half-asleep.

"Go, go, Linkachu!" shouted Rika, clapping her hands with excitement.

Link then violently stomped on the gas pedal, and soon as he did that, the Go Kart blew up. It caused a nuclear explosion, but because of cartoon-like antics, nothing caught on fire and no one was seriously hurt; they all were burnt and crusty looking, though.

Link, Rika and Aryll then slowly began to frown, all three of them now shaking their heads in shame. After about a minute of that, they all then said at the same time, "What a piece of freaking crap."

The End!

I was really bored and I felt like writing something stupid, so I wrote this. I hope you liked reading it! God bless ^_^.