Disclaimer: I down own Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, or any of the movies I used quotes from.
Warning: mentions of slash, teasing...that's about it.
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Percy Jackson has posted Demigod Skating Trip video
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Nico di Angelo: I thought I would make a fool out of myself trying to skate, but it seems I was in good company.
Will Solace: In our defense, most of us haven't even 'hung out' in the mortal world in years.
Annabeth Chase: Percy has no excuse, though. He's just a klutz.
Rachel Elizabeth Dare: How's your back? He must have made you fall about 20 times…
Annabeth Chase: Oh, it feels fine. Still…
Nico di Angelo: Don't worry; I'm sure there are plenty of people who would help you get revenge if you wanted to. Or if you don't want to, for that matter.
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Annabeth Chase: I'll keep that in mind. Are you going to be getting revenge on Will for pulling you down?
Nico di Angelo: That wouldn't be fair, would it? Both of us kept falling.
Jason Grace: Falling in love. *smirk*
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Nico di Angelo: You know, sometimes you act more like a child of Aphrodite than Piper does. As for the comment…I'd recommend sleeping with one eye open.
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Percy Jackson: I'm so glad no one hears what the fish gossip about when they see me…
Jason Grace: …I'm torn between wanting to know and wondering if I should just ignore this for the sake of my sanity.
Thalia Grace: Knowing Kelp Head, I'd go with the second option.
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Annabeth Chase: Watching Finding Nemo with Percy. Again.
Frank Zhang: …Again? How often do you guys watch it?
Annabeth Chase: Oh, every time it's his turn to choose.
Connor Stoll: Shark Bait-ooh ah ah!
Leo Valdez: The ring…OF FIRE!
Travis Stoll: You guys made me ink…
Percy Jackson: Fish are friends, not food.
Rachel Elizabeth Dare: Just keep swimming.
Jason Grace: You are my Squishy, and you shall be mine, and you shall be my Squishy.
Nico di Angelo: …What the Hades am I reading?
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Piper McLean: So! I would like to start a movie quote war. I'll be the judge of who has the best quote, so just type yours. Only one, please.
Percy Jackson: Um, okay…"I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything" (Teen Titans)
Frank Zhang: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Annabeth Chase: "Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin' like this - and totally redeem yourself!" (Dumb & Dumber)
Jason Grace: "Luke, I am your father." (Star Wars)
Thalia Grace: *grimace*
Jason Grace: Oh, sorry Thals…
Nico di Angelo: Awkward. Moving on…"With great power…comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." (The Last Olympian, Spiderman reference)
Percy Jackson: Wait, you just quoted yourself. Didn't you say that a few years ago?
Nico di Angelo: Probably.
Piper McLean: I'll accept it, since the original quote came from a movie. Anyway…*drum-roll* Percy wins! His chosen quote is just too accurate.
Percy Jackson: Yes! Wait…
So! Next time I'll be sure and have more Solangelo, because this was just kind of pathetic. Oh well.
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