(A.N. Fuck it, it's Monday. Why not. Here's another. I tried to mix a lot of different elements in this one, the main one being comedy. I wanted it be funny. I don't know how you guys will feel about it, but let me know. Hope it's decent. Enjoy.)
Amanda: So, what is everybody else doing?
Allie: In their rooms, most likely getting it in..! Meanwhile, I'm laying here, sexually frustrated as fuck!
Amanda: *laughs* Aww, poor baby.
Allie: I'm serious! I feel like I wanna kill something! I hate sexual frustration..! My hormones are especially over the top, because I just got off my period! I need to fuck something!
Amanda: *laughing* Well, when your boo gets back, you could always just lock him in your room all day, and just fuck him into a coma.
Allie: I'm going to. It's not even funny. As soon as he gets back, it's a wrap. We might not even make it to the house.
Amanda: *laughs more*
Allie: I miss my baby! *whines*
Amanda: I know. *laughing a bit* But, at least he'll be home in 10 days.
Allie: Ugh. That's so long.
Amanda: It's literally a week and 3 days. *laughs* I think you'll make it.
Allie: This is torture. I haven't gone this long without dick, in a while. I hate it.
Amanda: Damn! How often do you and Nat get it in?.?
Allie: Couple times a week maybe. Especially on weekends. We just can't keep our hands off of each other, for some reason. Honestly. He's just always so fucking cute and it just makes me wanna fuck him all the time.
Amanda: *laughs*
Allie: Omg, I can hear Kristina and Cody..! I am so pissed!
Amanda: *laughs again* Poor baby. Is Cody doing a good job?
Allie: It sounds like it!
Amanda: *laughs hard* Omg! I'm so done with you!
Allie: Ugh!
Amanda: *chuckling* You and Nat are just so perfect together. Honestly, I'm a little jealous.
Allie: Don't be. *chuckles* We're just like every other couple.
Amanda: You two are a special couple. *chuckles* I can't wait to meet Nat. Does he know about the Hooters thing?
Allie: Yeah. He knows. He says he's fine with it. Besides, it's only a temporary thing.
Amanda: Yeah.
Allie: He'll like you guys. Trust me. He's the sweetest. I can't wait to introduce you guys.
Amanda: The girls can't wait either. Honestly, you should bring him to Hooters, when he gets back. We could all just have a small welcome back outing.
Allie: That sounds like a good idea. I'll see what everyone will think. Besides, he'll be hungry as shit when he gets home, so we might as well.
Amanda: *chuckles* Exactly.
Allie: *chuckles* He's so fat, but that's my Fat Daddy. I worship his sexy ass.
Amanda: Y'all are too cute. *chuckles*
Allie: I hate this. I'm honestly having second thoughts about his deployment.
Amanda: I mean, if you don't think you can handle it, there's nothing wrong with that, honey. Nat will understand. I'm sure he will.
Allie: I know. It's just that he's so excited about it, and.. I don't wanna crush his plans.
Amanda: You have anxiety, honey. You can't help it. No one can. But you survived 3 years apart from him.
Allie: Maybe I didn't. I don't know anymore. I mean, I was drinking a lot. And crying. And my symptoms were out of control.
Amanda: There's nothing to be embarrassed about, sweetie. You're just in love.
Allie: I really am. He is everything.
Amanda: It's good he's not one of those difficult guys. He's easy to be with, it sounds like.
Allie: He really is.
Amanda: It amazes me how his ex lost him. She made it seem difficult.
Allie: 'Cause she's a dumbass. It's not hard to be with him. It's really not. He is as steady as you can be. Literally, all you have to do is kiss him, cuddle him, feed him, fuck him, have fun with him, and be honest with him. That is literally it. No extra, nothing difficult. It's that simple. 'Cause that's all he likes to do. Do you know how hard it is to find a man, who can actually be honest and tell the truth?
Amanda: Exactly. That's another thing that makes Nat special. I can't believe she screwed that up. Most guys just lie all the fucking time.
Allie: Exactly. But Nat doesn't like being lied to and that's why he's honest with everyone else.
Amanda: And that's how it should be.
Allie: Right. Like I said, that bitch was stupid. But it's cool, though. I got him now and that's all that matters to me. I got what I wanted. And best believe, I'm never letting him go.
Amanda: After the story you told me about that crazy ass summer you guys had, I'm still finding it hilarious that she really thought Nat was gonna choose her over you. *chuckles*
Allie: Right?.? *laughs a little* I mean, I kept telling that bitch. I repeatedly let her know. I tried to warn her. Nat is mine. He's always been mine. We belong to each other. Even our friends kept telling her that Nat would NEVER choose her over me. And the shit blew up in her face. Nat is loyal as shit. Like, he's never changed up on anyone. And he wasn't about to start with her. Definitely not her. That bitch doesn't know what loyal is. And she had the nerve to be preaching about loyalty.
Amanda: Right.
Allie: Nat is just the best boyfriend you could possibly have and the best friend you could ever want. And I'm happy that he's both, for me.
Amanda: *chuckles* I know.
Allie: I miss him so fucking much. I miss his face, I miss his voice, I miss his penis.
Amanda: *laughs* Why don't you just take care of yourself, till he gets back?
Allie: Daddy says I'm not allowed to play with his stuff, while he's away. *little girl voice*
Amanda: *laughs hard* I can't deal with you two!.!
Allie: What? *chuckles* He did!
Amanda: *laughing* Omg, what was that voice?
Allie: My good girl voice.
Amanda: *laughs again* Omg. I can't deal.
(There's a voice in the background of Amanda.)
…?: Babe!
Amanda: Hold on, Allz. Yes, baby?
…?: Come on! Get off the phone! I want you!
Amanda: In a minute, babe! Sorry, Allz.
Allie: No, it's ok. Go ahead. I'll see you at work tomorrow. *chuckles* I'd hate for him to get wild.
Amanda: Right? *chuckles* He's terrible. But, I love him. Are you sure you wanna get off the phone? We can still talk. I don't mind making him wait.
Allie: *chuckles* Nah, it's cool. Go on. Tell Ben I said hi.
Amanda: Ok. I love you, baby.
Allie: Love you, too. See you tomorrow.
Amanda: Ok, bye bye.
Allie: Bye.
(They hang up.)
Allie: *sighs and groans*
(Allie lays there and looks at her ceiling. Meanwhile, she could still hear Kristina and Cody next door. She growls and hits her pillow. She lays there for a while, before she starts touching herself. She feels her chest up, with her eyes closed, thinking about Nat. She feels her body, moaning softly, and eventually reaches below her waist, into her panties. She starts moving her finger around, moaning softly. Meanwhile, her laptop was open and Nat had popped up on her video chat. He saw what she was doing and immediately covers his mouth, suppressing his laughter. He moves his hand down from his mouth, gaping and grinning.)
Nat: *mouths* Omg. *silent laugh*
(Nat continues watching her, with a wide grin on his face, in shock. Allie continues moaning, as she masturbates, with her eyes shut, unaware that Nat is on her computer screen. Nat giggles quietly, covering his mouth. Allie moans Nat's name, and that's when Nat busted out laughing, scaring Allie and making her jump up. Nat continues laughing hysterically. Allie sees him on her laptop and covers her mouth.)
Allie: Omg! How long have you been on there!?
Nat: *laughing hard* Like 10 minutes. Omg. *laughs harder*
Allie: Omg, why didn't you say anything?.?! *blushing*
Nat: *laughing* I was enjoying the show.
Allie: How did you even- -?.?
Nat: *laughing* I'm a computer nerd, remember?
Allie: *covers her mouth, blushing* Omg! Baby!
Nat: *laughing* I'm sorry, I wanted to see you. I didn't expect to catch you masturbating. *cracks up laughing* Wait.. *lays his head back, laughing hard*
Allie: *covers her face shyly*
Nat: *laughing* What the fuck! What were you doing?! Were you just masturbating?.? Were you seriously just masturbating?.?
Allie: Shut up! *blushing and hiding her face shyly*
Nat: *laughing* You're fucking cheating on me with your hand?!
Allie: Shut up! *whines* Omg, stop laughing at me! Baby!
Nat: *continues laughing* Or do you have Woody and Buzz with you, too?.?
Allie: Fuck you! No, I don't have a dildo! Or a vibrator!
Nat: *laughs harder, slapping his thigh*
Allie: Omg, you're so evil! *whines and pouts*
Nat: *continues laughing* I didn't interrupt your porn, did I?
Allie: Fuck you! I wasn't watching porn! I don't watch porn!
Nat: *covers his face and cracks up laughing*
Allie: I hate you! *pouts and whines*
(Nat continues laughing for a couple more minutes, before he finally manages to stop.)
Nat: Ok. *wipes his eyes, chuckling* Ok. I quit.
Allie: You are such an asshole.
Nat: But you love me, though. *chuckling*
Allie: Whatever.
Nat: You wouldn't be moaning my name, during masturbation, if you didn't. *laughs*
Allie: Shut up! Omg!
Nat: *laughs* I'm sorry.
Allie: No you're not!
Nat: You know, I never thought I would ever see that. Like, ever. I never thought I would catch you playing with yourself. *chuckles* That shocked me, a bit. Like, my jaw dropped. *laughs a little*
Allie: Fuck you.
Nat: Fuck yourself. Apparently, you know how to do it better. *laughs*
Allie: FUCK YOU! *picks up her pillow and screams into it*
Nat: *laughs with his head back*
Allie: You're the worst! *takes her pillow down*
Nat: I love driving you crazy, baby. It's the best. *laughing*
Allie: No it's not! *pouting*
Nat: *laughing* You know I'm petty.
Allie: I hate you. *pouting*
Nat: No you don't. *chuckling*
Allie: I'm mad at you. *pouting*
Nat: I'm mad at you! *chuckles* First of all, what did Daddy tell you about playing with his toys, while he's away?.?
Allie: *giggles and laughs*
Nat: Second, you're just laying there, giving my duties away!
Allie: *laughs more*
Nat: Third, you're giving my orgasms to something other than me! *chuckling* You come for Daddy! You don't come for anything or anyone, but Daddy! Your orgasms belong to me!
Allie: *laughs hard*
Nat: You hurt Daddy's feelings! *chuckling* You know he doesn't like anyone touching his stuff!
Allie: But, it's on my body! *laughing*
Nat: I don't give a fuck! *chuckles* I licked it, so it's mine! Mine!
Allie: *laughs hard*
Nat: *chuckles* You're laughing and I'm dead ass serious! I'm mad at you. You hurt Daddy's feelings. I'm gone for 4 weeks and you just replace me?.?
Allie: *laughing* Baby, I'm sorry! But, I'm horny! Can you blame me?.? This is the longest we've gone without sex, in a while! I'm sexually frustrated, I just got off my period! My hormones are are going insane, now! Meanwhile, all the girls are gettin' it in, right now! I'm listening to Kristina and Cody, right now!
Nat: *laughs a bit* Are you serious?.? You hear them?
Allie: Yes! *laughs*
Nat: *laughs* That is hysterical! Wow!
Allie: It's torture! That should be us!
Nat: *laughs* Why is everybody getting it in?.?
Allie: Well, it is hump day.
Nat: *laughs* Wow! I can't, with you!
Allie: *chuckles and whines* Baby, I miss you!
Nat: *chuckles* I miss you, too, Bunny.
Allie: I miss your face, I miss your voice, I miss your butt!
Nat: *laughs*
Allie: I miss touching your butt! My vagina misses you! I miss my fathead! I miss him! I wanna give him a nice tight hug!
Nat: *cracks up laughing*
Allie: My vagina is literally screaming "feed me!"
Nat: *laughs even more* Omg!
Allie: Baby, it's not funny! *whines and chuckles a bit, trying to keep a straight face*
Nat: I know, I know. I'm sorry. *chuckling* Like I said, I just think it's so funny when you're horny.
Allie: It's not funny! It's excruciating! You're not frustrated?.?
Nat: *chuckles* Nope.
Allie: How?!
Nat: I don't know. *chuckles* Maybe because I've gone longer without it. Or maybe because I'm on an adventure right now, so I'm too busy having fun. Or maybe I just have a lot of distractions.
Allie: That's fucking crazy! I know fathead misses me!
Nat: I never said he didn't. *chuckles* He misses you. He's just being a patient boy.
Allie: Fuck that.
Nat: *laughs*
Allie: *chuckles* What are you doing?
Nat: Laying down. *chuckles* You see it's dark over here. Everyone's in bed. Meanwhile, I'm up on my laptop, talking to you. I couldn't sleep.
Allie: Do you have a roommate?
Nat: I do, but he's not sleeping in here tonight. He's probably sleeping with one of my female friends, right now. *chuckles* So, it's just me in here.
Allie: *laughs a bit* You guys are in space. Is that even the mile high club, anymore?
Nat: *laughs* More like the 1,240 mile high club.
Allie: *laughs* Wow. That just sounds sexy and risqué.
Nat: Right? *chuckles* What'd you do today? Besides touch yourself. *laughs*
Allie: Fuck you! *laughs a little* I worked my ass off at internship and at work.
Nat: You started Hooters already, right?
Allie: Yeah.
Nat: How's that going?
Allie: I mean, it's fun. My co-workers are hilarious. The job gets to be a pain in the ass, sometimes. Especially on Friday nights. We get all the frat guys and boozers. 40 year old guys, acting like college freshmen.
Nat: Hilarious. *chuckles* Any problems?
Allie: I mean, they flirt, obviously. But, they get pushed aside. I have a man. So..
Nat: *chuckles* Apparently, you have a finger, too.
Allie: Omg! Shut up!
Nat: *laughs* Just sayin'!
Allie: No, you're just being an ass! *chuckles*
Nat: *chuckling* So, when they flirt, what do they say?
Allie: They make comments about my body and my ass. *chuckles*
Nat: *chuckles* I'm sure they do.
Allie: You're not mad? *chuckles*
Nat: Nope. *chuckles* Why would I be mad? They're admiring MY handy work.
Allie: *laughs*
Nat: They better not be touching. I know that damn much. *chuckles* THEN, I'll be mad. Don't touch my stuff. Big Daddy don't play that shit.
Allie: *laughs* They don't touch. They don't get that opportunity.
Nat: Good. Don't give it to them. *chuckles*
Allie: Of course not. *chuckles* I know who I belong to.
Nat: Damn right. *slight smirk* Who do you belong to?
Allie: Daddy. *giggles*
Nat: Mm. *sexy smile* Say it again.
Allie: I belong to you, Daddy. *sexy smile, sweet voice*
Nat: *sexy chuckle* Mm. Good girl.
Allie: *giggles*
Nat: You wasn't sayin' all that to that hand, was you?
Allie: No! Omg, you are such an asshole! *whines and chuckles*
Nat: Well, I'm still jealous! *laughing* I gotta do it!
Allie: I thought you didn't get jealous?.? *chuckling*
Nat: I do, when something else is touching my stuff! Especially my vagina!
Allie: *laughs* Baby, I'm seriously not allowed to touch myself?.?
Nat: No! That's my job! *throws a tiny tantrum*
Allie: *laughs* But what if I need to?.?
Nat: You don't need to! You have me! *chuckles*
Allie: *laughing* But what if you're not around?.? Like now?.?
Nat: Still no! *chuckles* I am stingy! I am not naive to what your hands do! They like to be in that pussy, too!
Allie: *cracks up laughing hard*
Nat: Omg, I have no chill. *laughing*
Allie: None! *laughing hard*
Nat: I don't care! *laughing* I only want you to touch yourself, if I say so, or if I get to watch! It hurts my feelings, when you just do it, to substitute me! It makes me feel like I'm inadequate! And it makes me look like I'm not doing my job!
Allie: *laughing* Baby, we all know you do your job! I know you do your job! You are more than adequate! If anything, you're too adequate!
Nat: *lays his head back and laughs*
Allie: *laughing* Don't be jealous, babe.
Nat: *laughing* It's hard not to be! Especially when it looked like that hand was really giving it to you!
Allie: *laughs hard and covers her face* Omg! Shut up!
Nat: *laughing* It looked like it was doing it better than me!
Allie: *laughing* Omg! I hate you!
Nat: *laughing* I knew it! You love that hand!
Allie: *cracks up laughing*
Nat: Is it because he's always there?.? *laughing* I mean, I have to work, baby! It's not my fault!
Allie: *laughing* You are stupid!
Nat: *just laughs with her*
Allie: *chuckling* Stop being jealous and stop being a butt. I was thinking of you, the whole time.
Nat: I believe you. *chuckles* I heard.
Allie: *laughs* Stop being petty.
Nat: *chuckling* Alright, alright. I quit.
Allie: *chuckles* I miss you so fucking much, baby.
Nat: I miss you, too. I'm gonna be home, in 10 days, baby.
Allie: That's so long. I want you now.
Nat: I know. I want you, too.
Allie: I'm so hot for you, right now.
Nat: Now you've got me feeling some type of way. *chuckles*
Allie: *chuckles* Is that Toothless laying behind your head?
Nat: Yeah. He's my pillow pet. *chuckles*
Allie: You know you could still watch. *sexy smirk*
Nat: Is that right? *chuckles*
Allie: Yeah. *sexy smile*
Nat: You know I've never done that before right? *chuckles*
Allie: It's easy. Just think about the person you want most. *chuckles*
Nat: I've tried that. Still doesn't do it for me. *chuckles*
Allie: You might be more of a visual person, then. *chuckles*
Nat: *chuckles* What does that mean?
Allie: Just watch me. If I'm right, then you'll just ease into it.
Nat: *confused chuckle* Ok?
Allie: *moves her laptop back, so that Nat can see her whole body, down to below her waist*
(Allie props her head up on her pillow and lays down. She looks at Nat and slowly slides her hands over her body. Nat bites his lip a bit and watches her. Allie feels herself up, lifting her shirt. She didn't have a bra on, so her bare breasts were exposed. Allie feels on her breasts.)
Nat: *gaping a bit, dazed* Holy shit.
(Allie giggles at him a bit, then moans and continues feeling on her body. She slowly makes her way down to her thighs. She feels around on the outside and makes her way inside her thighs, running her hands over her sex, through her panties.)
Nat: Oook, I think I get what you meant now. *still watching, as if being hypnotized*
Allie: *nods, with a sexy smile and continues feeling on herself*
(Allie starts rubbing herself though her panties. Nat looks right at it.)
Nat: *puts a pillow over his stuffed Toothless dragon's face* Toothless, look away.
Allie: *laughs a little and goes back to moaning softly, as she touches herself*
Nat: *moans a bit* Awww, holy shit.
Allie: What's wrong? *moaning softly*
Nat: Fathead woke up.
Allie: *giggles a bit and moans* Mm.
Nat: Omg. *watching her in a daze*
Allie: *moaning, with a sexy smile* You like this, baby?
Nat: *nods, watching*
Allie: *plays with herself, through her panties*
Nat: C- -can you..?
Allie: What do you want, Daddy?
Nat: Please, just take the fucking underwear off.
Allie: Mm.. *bites her lip a bit* Ok.
(Allie slowly removes her panties, then dangles them back and forth, in front of the camera. Nat follows them and Allie giggles and laughs. She tosses them to the floor.)
Nat: Come on. Let Daddy see it. I miss it.
Allie: *giggles and slowly opens her legs, revealing her sex to him*
Nat: *groans and lays his head back, then leans it back forward and bites his knuckle, whining*
Allie: *giggles and touches her sex*
Nat: Aww, fuck, I miss you. Daddy misses you. *talking to her vagina*
Allie: *giggles*
Nat: He's gonna fucking give it to you, when he gets back.
Allie: Mm. *giggles and moans* She likes that.
Nat: I know she does. God, I wanna eat the fuck out of her right now.
Allie: *moans, playing with herself* Mmm.
Nat: You're gonna be Daddy's dessert. *talking to her vagina*
Allie: *lays her head back and moans* Mm.
Nat: Aww, that's right baby, circle that fucking finger around. Just like that. *watching her*
Allie: *moaning* Mmm, I miss your lips.
Nat: I fucking miss yours. Both sets.
Allie: *moans even more* Mmm..!
Nat: Aww, there it is. I hear it.
Allie: *moaning* What?
Nat: My favorite sound. My favorite side-dish. Macaroni and cheese.
Allie: *laughs*
Nat: Yesss. Nice and moist.
Allie: *continues laughing* Baby, stop making me laugh!
Nat: *chuckles* Laughter during sex is a good ass sign. That's how you know you're with the right one. *winks at her*
Allie: *smiles and giggles*
Nat: What else you got for me, baby?
Allie: Whatever you want, Daddy.
Nat: Start playing with it, again.
Allie: *starts rubbing her sex around again*
Nat: Good girl.
Allie: Daddy.. *moans softly*
Nat: Yes, baby?
Allie: Can you pull him out? *moaning*
Nat: Fathead? Is that what you want?
Allie: Yes, please. I wanna see him.
Nat: *slowly pulls his massive erection out and it shows on camera* Here he is. *starts to stroke himself*
Allie: Mmm. Just watch me, ok?
Nat: Aw yeah.
(Nat continues watching Allie, while stroking his erection. They watched each other, moaning softly, and talking sexually. They continue their session, until they had both reached an orgasm.)
Allie: *moans softly and rubs her chest* Mmm.
Nat: *pants softly* Holy shit.
Allie: *giggles* I've never seen him come with my own eyes. It was unreal.
Nat: *lays his head back and laughs*
Allie: That shit is really thick, baby. *chuckles*
Nat: I know. *chuckles warmly* Fuck, I miss you. Daddy can't wait to get up in that, again.
Allie: I can't wait either. *giggles*
Nat: You might need a safe word.
Allie: *laughs*
Nat: *laughs a bit* I may get a little Fifty Shades on that ass.
Allie: *giggles* Speaking of Fifty Shades. *grabs something and holds it in front of her webcam*
Nat: *laughs* No fucking way. You went and bought the damn book?
Allie: I had to! *laughs* I wanted to see what the fuss was about!
Nat: That book is evil! *laughing* Christian Grey is the devil!
Allie: *laughs* Omg.
Nat: I simply can't read it! His character pisses me off so much! *chuckling* Him and Ana! She pisses me off, because of the shit she allows! Like, omg, I could not be a girl! I am SO glad I was not born a girl! I would be every guy's nightmare!
Allie: *laughs hard*
Nat: So many elements in that book, piss me off! *chuckles* I can't deal. I can't.
Allie: But, baby, you have to read it with me! I wanted to read it together! *chuckles*
Nat: Aw, come on, Allz. *chuckles* If you love me, you will not subject me to that textbook sadism.
Allie: It has romantic parts, too!
Nat: Nothing is romantic about sadists! *chuckles* Aside from that, that fucking book has nothing to offer me, that is original! It's literally the entire fucking plot of Twilight! Which, you've made me watch with you, a million damn times!
Allie: How is it Twilight?.?
Nat: You do know that E.L James wrote Twilight fanfiction, right?
Allie: She did?
Nat: Yes! How do you think she started writing?
Allie: How is this Twilight, though?
Nat: How is it not?.? *laughs* First of all, Christian has the same weird attraction to Anastasia, that Edward has to Bella. Also, normal girl inexplicably attracted to creepy guy who is way over the top about stalking and trying to protect her? Even the Bella lip-bite is lifted from Twilight! Girl in the Pacific Northwest, goes somewhere new and meets mysterious rich man for weird encounter. Then he stalks her, but she thinks that's cool. But he has a dark secret world she can sense, but not fully gain access to. He roughs up a guy coming on too strong. They walk in the woods. She has her remarried mother far away, to have stupid phone chats with from time to time, about life and love, said distant mom says "come see me to escape your love life for a bit" and she goes! AND two nighttime, him-playing-the-piano scenes! Are you fucking kidding me?
Allie: Wait, have you read this already?.?
Nat: My mom has all 3 books! She wanted my opinion, so I told her I would skim through the first book and only the first one. I didn't really read it, if anything, I literally skimmed each chapter. And it was bullshit. *chuckles*
Allie: Appa allowed Madrina to read this?.?
Nat: Of course he didn't! He wanted me to check it for her, before she read it! *laughs a bit* And when I gave my opinion, he took the books and gave them to Laura!
Allie: *chuckles* Why'd he give them to my mom?
Nat: She wanted them. *chuckles*
Allie: Omg. *chuckles*
Nat: If you ask me, guys should literally forbid their girlfriends from reading that shit. *chuckles* Husbands should forbid their wives.
Allie: Why?.?
Nat: Why not?.? *chuckles* That's the real question! Why should a guy allow a girl that he is in a full blown relationship with, to read a novel about sadistic sex, BDSM, and punishment? Just why? Another thing, why in the fuck would a guy allow his girl to read a book about another guy, with more money than them, potentially better sex, and possibly a bigger dick?.? You don't find that in the slightest bit of hurtful and disrespectful?.? *chuckles*
Allie: Ok, first of all, it is just a book! *chuckles* Second, none of that shit pertains to you! For one, you might as well be as rich as Christian Grey! You kind of are! Mr. Tony Stark! You already run your own business! Second, if your sex is enough to have crazy bitches stalking you and threatening you, then there's no way in hell this character's sex could be better than yours! Third, I SINCERELY doubt that this dude's penis is anywhere near the size of yours! It may be 8 or 9 inches at best, but you practically have a 12 inch penis! That is 6 inches in girth! You are seriously worried about a fictional character's dick being bigger than yours, dude?.?
Nat: It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it! *chuckles* And it sounds like Grey was using his shit pretty good! Enough for females to start having fantasies about him, and a Fifty Shades of Grey sex life!
Allie: I don't fantasize about that shit! *chuckles* Don't get me wrong, it's hot to an extent, but I'm not about that BDSM shit! Granted, I like it a little rough and hard, but not cruel! They can keep that! First of all, I am too defiant to be controlled all the damn time. And especially by a man. Second, I don't do the submissive shit. They can miss me with that.
Nat: *laughs* You wouldn't willingly surrender yourself to me, in all things?
Allie: You have me under a spell, as it is! I don't need anymore shit from you!
Nat: *laughs more, laying his head back*
Allie: I could NEVER be a submissive. I talk too much shit.
Nat: *laughs harder*
Allie: And you know my independent mentality likes to come out a lot. Uh-uh. I need to have my own shit going on. Or I'm simply gonna show out, every damn day. I can't do submissive. I can do it in bed, but not for life. BDSM is not life. I can't do it.
Nat: *continues laughing*
Allie: I have Dominant in me, too. I simply can't do it.
Nat: *laughing* So, you absolutely do not wish I was a Dom?
Allie: Hell no! At least, not like that. Especially not like that! But, you already are dominant. So, there's no need for me to wish you were a Dom. You're already the perfect amount of dominant, for me.
Nat: Is that right? *chuckling*
Allie: Yes. And guess what? You don't need to wear a fucking suit, or be a billionaire, or be a sadist, or control me, to do it.
Nat: *laughs* Alright, babe.
Allie: I'm good with calling you Daddy and sir, I'm good with you tying me to our beds, I'm good with you smacking my ass, I'm good with letting you take it when you want it. But I sure as the fuck will not be letting you or any man, do any of that sex dungeon shit to me. That's dead. My dominant man wears t-shirts, tattoos, jeans, and sneakers, and fucks me great, in a regular bedroom.
Nat: *continues laughing* I love you, babe.
Allie: I love you, most, Daddy. *chuckles*
Nat: *chuckling* I just felt like you might start wanting more Grey and less me.
Allie: I only ever want more and more of you. I just read for recreation. I'm only reading this, to investigate the hype.
Nat: So, what chapter are you on?
Allie: Well, I just got it a couple days ago. I'm on chapter 13 now.
Nat: And what do you think?
Allie: I've picked up on several dumb parts, like you said. But so far, it's just interesting. Nothing that's gripping.
Nat: What do you think about the characters?
Allie: Well, so far, all I've got is, Christian's a priapic, invasive ass, and Ana is just.. naive. That's literally all I got.
Nat: Well, she's definitely naive. *chuckles* Naive to think that shit is gonna work normally, with that psychopathic shithead. He's Satan. He literally wants her to sell her soul to him. How the fuck has no one caught on to that?
Allie: *laughs* I love how analytical you are about books.
Nat: *chuckles* Thank you. It's a gift.
Allie: *laughs again* Well, Kristina has us doing a small book club on this thing. I think it'd be very entertaining, if you sat in on it, a couple times.
Nat: You know what? That actually might peak my interest. I would enjoy nothing more than to point out the bullshit in this novel. *chuckles*
Allie: *laughs* Ok.
Nat: I don't think I can read that shit with you, though, boo. *chuckles* Like, it literally just irks my nerves.
Allie: I really want us to read it together, though. *cute, pouty face*
Nat: Babe, it's so not me. *chuckles*
Allie: Ok, well if I can't read it with you, can I just read it to you? *cute, hopeful smile*
Nat: You know what? That'd actually be cute, buddy. *chuckles* I'd love for you to read to me.
Allie: *giggles* Yay!
Nat: *chuckles* You are just too cute, kid. I really miss you.
Allie: I miss you more. *sad smile* I really do. *sniffles* I miss your hugs. And your cuddles. *sniffles* And I hate going to sleep without you, 'cause I can't. *cries a bit*
Nat: Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't cry. *soft voice* I'll be back before you know it.
Allie: Everybody keeps saying that, but everytime I wake up, I think you're here and you're not. *sniffles and wipes her tears*
Nat: Awww. Baby… *looking at her with sad eyes* Don't do this. You're gonna make me cry.
Allie: I'm sorry. *covers her eyes, sniffles, and whimpers*
Nat: Hey. I understand. I just hate seeing you sad.
Allie: Can I..talk to you about something?
Nat: Anything.
Allie: *sniffles* Remember the argument from before you left?
Nat: Yeah?
Allie: *sniffles* Kristina told me that you and her talked... And I wanted to know if you felt like I made you feel guilty.
Nat: A little bit..
Allie: I'm sorry. *sniffles*
Nat: It's ok.
Allie: No it's not. I never should've caused that argument. Especially not, when you were about to leave. Kristina was right. About everything. *sniffles*
Nat: What did she say to you? What was she right about?
Allie: *sniffles* Lets just say she opened my eyes again. And made me see that I was being stupid. I have no reason to go around snapping and being pissed off about you and those girls. I have no reason to be constantly getting upset. *sniffles* Because I have you now. I have what I always wanted.. And you're the best friend and the best boyfriend in this whole world, to me. And you make me so happy. And that's all that should matter to me.. *crying a bit* I didn't mean to make you feel bad, Baby.
Nat: Shh, shh, shh, shh. Hey. Dry those tears up. Right now.
Allie: *wipes her eyes*
Nat: Look at me.
Allie: *looks at him*
Nat: As long as you know I love you.. Everything will be ok.
Allie: *nods, looking at him, and sniffles*
Nat: I love you.
Allie: I love you, most.
Nat: I know it feels bad, being separated. And I promise that as soon as I get back, I'll kiss it better. Ok?
Allie: *nods and smiles at him*
Nat: *smiles at her* Lay down. Close your eyes. I'll sing to you.
Allie: *lays down and closes her eyes*
Nat: *starts singing Chasing Cars*
(Nat sings to Allie, until she slowly falls asleep, with a smile on her face. Nat sang until he fell asleep himself.)
(Another few days go by and Allie was counting down the hours, for when Nat was finally back home. Nat would be home in 5 days.)
(Right now, it was after Professor Hill's class. Everyone besides Allie, her friends, and the guys, was gone. They were hanging out in Professor Hill's class, because Allie was finishing a PowerPoint presentation, for Professor Hill, early. It was an assignment. Kahlo arrived shortly after she had finished, with Suki, Yasmienna, Derek, Danny, Wade, Bane, and Messiah.)