One day, in the Great Forest, Sonic was enjoying the surroundings. Only, Sonic was colored red instead of blue.
"Ah, there's nothin' like the smell of the fresh weed!" said Red Sonic. "Smoking weed can take you to faraway lands and exotic worlds! Whoa!" The true Sonic pushed this red faker aside and took center stage.
"You know, I use plenty of disguises during my missions," said Sonic, "but in real life, you shouldn't pretend to be somebody you're not! You could seriously end up ruining someone's life that way! So remember, when you're not on an undercover mission, play it cool! Be yourself! That's Sonic's rule!
[fade to a music video of "Y.M.C.A." by the Village People, with Sonic as the cop, Tails as the construction worker, Knuckles as the Indian chief, Shadow as the biker/leatherman, Silver as the cowboy and Antoine as the soldier]
*Special thanks to YouTube user knucklehand!