Someone was right, but forgot to say what character they wanted in this chapter, so with Nico, I decided to pick for them.
Hollow
I, being the awesome person I am decided to make sure Sandy told the people about his little problem. Though hopefully Sandy won't be like Alcie, and say "ADVANCE TOWARDS ME BRETHURN!" to Nico like Alcie did. Well she didn't do that, but she did volentarly walk to her death. Weird story there, tell you about it later... or never. Hey, evil Hollow is evil.
So anyway it was after school, so I stalked Sandy. Well kind of, I made sure he knew I was behind him, and I was on my phone talking to my mother, because she needed to know that I would be late going home.
Well she isn't actually my mother, like how Cupcake isn't actually my cousin. It's weird, Manny likes to test things, and then make things make sense the next year. Don't understand? Don't worry, I don't either.
So anyways I followed Sandy, and smirked at how he pretty much had to run to catch up to the guardians who were mad because Sandy told me that... little guardian thingy. Oh well.
So after I was done talking to my mother, I watched as the guardians stopped to talk to Nico. Tertentia was, surprise, surprise. Staring at his teeth. They are so going to get married and have two kids named Bianca, and Edmund.
Wouldn't it be funny if that actually happened? I like Edmund, but I hate the other Pevensies.
I'm a strange child.
So anyways because of that stop, Sandy was able to catch up, and I said my catch phrase.
"What's up physcho paths, and Jack."
"Hey" Jack said frowing at me, but smiling at Sandy. "Hey little man."
"More like small child" I said rolling my eyes. Well at that moment an awesome looking black car appeared.
"See you guys." Nico said as he opened the door, and climbed in. Nico's 'father' looked at us.
"Who are the new ones?"
"Uh. No one important."
"Yep, and none of them are slowly dying." I laughed which made Hades stare at me. Nico closed the car door, and Hades drove off awesomely. "He's cool." I said and looked at the physchopaths, and Jack. "Oh by the way, I'm stalking you."
"You need to brush your teeth." I shrugged at the statement, and grabbed my bag. I opened it, grabbed my bag inside my bag, and closed my bag. I put my bag back on my back, and opened my bag, and grabbed a green jolly rancher.
"Jolly rancher?" I asked holding the bag of candy out. No one took a jolly rancher, which I'm used to. Though I miss it when I could magically make candy appear from my jacket. Sigh.
So they started to walk, and I followed like a stalker that stalks stuff. I was also singing, quite loudly, This is Halloween from The Nightmare Before Christmas. (Nico likes that movie for reasons unknown. I'm more of a Hercules fan, I've never seen The Nightmare Before Christmas though... just a clip of the dude with bugs inside exploding. Or something like that, I don't know. NEW PARAGRAPH!
So we walked down the street, like guardians and a stalker. Sandy didn't once say anything about his little issue, and I was getting really bored, angry? Something inbetween bored and angry. Yeah, that's it. So what? I wouldn't dare waste a precious jolly rancher, because they're awesome. And snow would make the idiot think I wanted to play a...
"Jack!" I looked to see Jamie and his friends run to the walking guardians. Jack grinned.
"Hey Jamie, how are you?"
"Good!"
"Hey" I said, Jamie looked over, and I held out the bag. "Jolly rancher?" I just got a stare from Jamie. "They're good for you, and your teeth!"
"That's a lie"
"Shut up, Terentia." I shrugged, and grabbed a grape one, I opened it and popped the jolly rancher in my mouth, before I put the wrapper in the bag. "So anyways, reminding myself why I'm stalking you like a stalker that stalks stuff, uh... Jamie shoo."
"Why?"
"Because I said so, and I'm awesome."
"But I wanna hang out with Jack."
"Well Jack's stupid."
"Am not."
"From what Sandy told me, you are. I think. I sort of zoned out, but you're stupid."
"Are you bashing me?"
"If it's legal for people to bash Ron Weasley, then it's legal to bash you. Then against this is the land of the free, and debt... OH WHATEVER! JAMIE GO BYE BYE!"
"You're weird."
"That's correct, but these people need to discuss an adult theme."
Oh Hollow, you just know how to make things awkward. To make this harder I got rid of any names mentioned.
I yanked the wheel left. The car sped by, horn blaring. The driver stuck his hand out the window and made a sign with his fingers.
"That's rude," I said. "And totally uncalled for."
BAM!
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!"
"Oh, it's just a trash can," I said. "Chill out."
BAM!BAM!BAM!
"Okay, so it's four trash cans," I said.
"Get off the sidewalk, you lunatic!"
I yanked the wheel to the right. We bumped off the sidewalk, sort of grazed a parked car, and...
BAM! BAM!BAM!
"Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!"
"I can't drive with you screaming in my ear," I said.
"You can't drive at all!"
