Chapter 14

" What the hell happened to my truck?!", Twister shouted as him, his wife, his sister, Amy and her mother gathered around the destroyed Black Ford pick-up.
" It looks like those a**hats destroyed it!", Amy shouted.
" Well I can see that Amy! Look at this! It's completely cut up and smashed!", Twister shouted.
" Well of course it is you asshole!", Ellie shouted.
" Don't patronize me Ellie! Did you happen to see how those dunce caps destroyed my Vortex of Death?!", Twister shouted.
" Yeah I saw them through my crystal ball before I smashed it against a wall! They punched it, kicked it, and hit it with an ax!", Ellie shouted.
" You mean this ax that those idiots were apparently too stupid to take with them?!", Twister shouted as he held up the ax that the gang mistakenly left behind.
" Yes!", Ellie shouted.
" Hey, that's my ax that my daughter's a**hole of an ex stole from me and used against me!", Mrs. Fowler shouted.
" You know what, to hell with that theoretical physicist! That's it, I'm through playing around! One way or another we're gonna get those idiots!", Twister shouted.
" Yeah but question is how?! We don't even know where they are!", Rebecca shouted.
" I know exactly where they are!", Amy shouted.
" You do?! Then tell us!", Rebecca shouted.
" Apartment 4A! Follow me and give me my mother's ax Twister!", Amy shouted as Twister handed the ax over to her and the 5 villains headed to the apartment building.

Apartment 4A

" You know what you guys, to celebrate Ellie's defeat let's turn on some music!", Meghann said as she put down her champagne glass.
" I agree with that! Let's listen to songs from my phone!", Leo said as he plugged his phone into Leonard's speakers. He scrolled through his music playlist and picked the song Rock 'N' Roll Damnation by AC/DC. As Leo started to shake his head and shake his hips like an idiot to the song Meghann stared at him, laughed and said, " Dude what the hell are you doing?!"
" Come on Meghann! You like AC/DC!", Leo said.
" I know that Leo but seriously?! The first song you pick is Rock 'N' Roll Damnation?!", Meghann asked.
" Yeah cause it's a good song!", Leo said.
" You're such a wiener Leo!", Meghann laughed as she smacked her best friend upside the head and started dancing.
" No I'm not and ow that hurt!", Leo exclaimed as he rubbed his head and continued to dance. Agatha and Sophia joined them as well as Penny and Bernadette. The guys just stared at them as if they were acting crazy.
" Hey Leo, you got anymore AC/DC songs on your phone?", Meghann asked.
" Yeah I got tons of them. Why? You want to change the song?", Leo asked.
" Yeah. Let me see what you have.", Meghann said as she walked over to Leonard's desk and picked up Leo's phone. She scrolled through the playlist and picked the song Bad Boy Boogie by AC/DC.
" Really?! You had to pick that one Meghann?!", Leo asked.
" Yeah dude, this one's a classic!", Meghann exclaimed.
" This is ridiculous!", Sheldon said as he got up from his spot on the couch and started walking away to his bedroom.
" Oh no where do you think you're going mister?! Get back here!", Meghann exclaimed.
" Don't do that to me! Leave me be!", Sheldon interjected.
" I don't think so!", Meghann interjected as she applied hand sanitizer to her hands and sprayed herself with Lysol before shaking her hips down the hallway saying, " Come here Dr. Cooper!"
" No, please leave me be Dr. Brissette!", Sheldon said.
" Oh come on you know you want it!", Meghann said with smile as she inched her way closer to Sheldon.
" No please no...!", Sheldon started to protest but was interrupted by his girlfriend pressing him against a wall kissing him. When she pulled away from him, Sheldon exclaimed, " Damn you woman!" He suddenly pressed her against another wall and kissed her back. But as the two doctors were kissing each other they heard a thump coming from Sheldon's bedroom.
" What the frack?!", Meghann exclaimed. The door suddenly swung open revealing the culprits of the noise which made Sheldon and Meghann scream and run back out into the living room.
" Woah woah woah! Meghann, Sheldon, what are you screaming about?!", Leonard shouted.
" Sheldon's bedroom door swung open! You guys will not believe who was standing behind it!", Meghann screamed.
" Someone was in Sheldon's room?!", Leonard shouted.
" No it wasn't just one someone in my room Leonard, it was 5 someones!", Sheldon screamed.
" Ok use your words cause I'm not following here! Who did you see?!", Leonard shouted. Meghann got really close to his face and frightenly said with her lips quivering in fear, " Twister, Rebecca, Amy, Mrs. Fowler and Ellie!"
" WHAT?!", the gang shouted. The villains suddenly came running down the hallway and Amy shouted, " GET READY FOR ROUND TWO!"
" OH SH**! AHHHHH!", the gang screamed as a fight broke out.
" YOU IDIOT DUNCE CAPS ARE GONNA PAY FOR DESTROYING MY TRUCK!", Twister shouted.
" Shut up Twister! We're not idiot dunce caps!", Meghann shouted.
" Yeah, if anything you, your sister, your wife, Amy and Mrs. Fowler are the only idiot dunce caps here! So quit calling us idiots!", Howard shouted.
" Oh shut your stupid mouth Wolowitz!", Twister shouted as he tried to hit Howard in the face but Bernadette got in Twister's way and slapped his face shouting, "Hands off my husband di*khead!"
" Why you stupid bi**hy w**re!", Twister shouted in Bernadette's face making the gang including Bernadette gasp. Howard roughly grabbed Twister by the shoulders, shoved him into a wall and shouted, " Hey, listen here you dirk savage beast! No one and I mean NO ONE calls my wife a w**re!" Meghann and Leo began to smirk and laugh their heads off.
" What are you two laughing at?! Are you laughing at me saying the word w**re?!", Howard shouted.
" No Howard we're laughing at the part where you called Twister a dirk savage beast!", Meghann laughed.
" Yeah! That totally fits his description!", Leo laughed.
" If you two best friends don't shut your pieholes, I will end you!", Twister shouted.
" Actually, we will all end you!", Ellie shouted.
" Shut it Ellie!", Meghann shouted.
" Why you little...!", Ellie shouted as she lunged at Meghann but Sheldon grabbed her and shouted in her face, " You shall not even dare touch my girlfriend!"
" Shut your stupid piehole Dr. Cooper!", Ellie shouted.
" Don't call me stupid!", Sheldon shouted as he got into a one on one altercation with the witch completely unaware that Amy was coming at him from behind ready to attack him.
" Come here you jerk! Time to die!", Amy shouted as she grabbed onto Sheldon's shoulders making him scream his lungs out but Penny captured Amy around the mid section with an electrical extension cord and shouted, " I don't think so! Yippee ki-yay bitch!" She yanked Amy away from Sheldon as if she was roping a steer.
" Mother, help me! My bi**h of an ex-bestie captured me with a stupid extension cord!", Amy shouted as she tried to free herself from Penny.
" Hands off my daughter you little witch!", Mrs. Fowler shouted as she began to slap and hit Penny repeatedly.
" Watch where you're hitting me or I'll go Nebraskan rodeo on you!", Penny shouted as she let go of Amy and began to fight back against Mrs. Fowler. Amy joined her mother and the two began ganging up on Penny making her scream at her friends, " Don't just stand there you asshats! Do something!"
" Hey Amy! Over here!", Leonard shouted from the kitchen behind the counter.
" Amy don't fall for it! It's a trap!", Mrs. Fowler shouted.
" Buzz off Leonard Hofstadter!", Amy shouted at Leonard.
" No! Come and get me!", Leonard shouted.
" Leonard what are you doing?!", Howard shouted.
" Shut it Wolowitz! Come and get me Amy!", Leonard shouted.
" Alright, you asked for it Hofstadter!", Amy shouted as she ran toward Leonard ready to attack him.
" Amy no!", Mrs. Fowler shouted.
" Come here Leonard!", Amy shouted.
" I don't think so! Fire in the hole!", Leonard shouted as he whacked Amy in the head with a frying pan knocking her to the floor. He stood there with a smug look on his face until suddenly Amy knocked him off his feet by tripping him with her leg and the experimental physicist found himself rolling around on the floor with the neurobiologist in a fist fight. Howard, Raj and Stuart were being chased around by Twister and Rebecca while Sheldon, Meghann, Leo, Agatha, Sophia, Penny and Bernadette were in an altercation with Mrs. Fowler and Ellie.
" Leave us alone you crazy turkeys!", Howard screamed.
" SHUT UP YOU STUPID AEROSPACE ENGINEER!", Twister shouted at Howard.
" Don't yell at my friend like that! You are the one that's stupid!", Raj shouted.
" Don't yell at my brother you stupid Indian astrophysicist!", Rebecca shouted.
" You're stupid Rebecca!", Stuart shouted.
" Hey, don't yell at my sister like that or you'll be kissing the concrete sidewalk Stuart when I kick you out this living room window!", Twister shouted.
" Don't make threats at me you psychotic pitbull!", Stuart shouted.
" Dude did you seriously call him that?!", Howard interjected.
" Yeah.", Stuart said.
" I'M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR SAYING THAT!", Twister shouted as he swung his fist at Stuart making him scream and duck his head. As Twister was throwing attacks at him, Stuart screamed, " A little help here guys!"
" Sorry Stuart! We're a little held up over here with Rebecca!", Howard screamed.
" And I'm held up with Amy over here!", Leonard shouted from the floor as he and Amy continued to slap and hit each other.
" Eat my foot Twister!", Meghann shouted as she kicked Twister in the face.
" Why you little...!", Twister started to shout.
" Don't you dare say the word demon! I'm not a demon Twister!", Meghann shouted.
" Quit insulting my girlfriend!", Sheldon shouted at Twister.
" Quit yapping your mouth Sheldon Lee Cooper!", Twister shouted.
" It's Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper!", Sheldon shouted.
" That's it, you're dead you theoretical physicist!", Twister shouted. Sheldon screamed as Twister began to chase him but Meghann jumped on Twister's back knocking him to the floor.
" Get off of me Meghann!", Twister shouted as he tried to shove Meghann off of him.
" No! Leave my boyfriend alone!", Meghann shouted as she began rolling around on the floor with Twister smacking and hitting him repeatedly.
" I HATE YOU!", Meghann and Twister shouted at each other.
" Agatha cover me!", Leo said.
" Why Leo?!", Agatha said.
" Because I'm going up to Meghann's apartment to grab something!", Leo said.
" Alright but hurry up!", Agatha said as Leo nodded his head and slipped out the door. Meanwhile in apartment 4C which was next door an elderly woman was making a pot roast in her kitchen while her husband was sitting in the living room watching tv. She could hear the racket coming from 4A through the wall of her kitchen and began to wonder what was going on.
" What in tarnation is going on with those two physicists?! Why am I hearing a bunch of racket coming from their apartment?!", the elderly woman complained. Her elderly husband came walking in moments later with his cane thumping the floor and irritatedly asked, " What are you yapping about Harriet?!"
" Maurice go next door to 4A and find out what's going on! I'm hearing a bunch of racket coming through this wall and it's giving me a headache!", Harriet complained.
" Alright alright!", Maurice huffed as he walked out of the apartment and with each step he mumbled, "The nerve of my wife gettin' on my case about them two physicists making a bunch of racket over here!" When he reached the door of 4A he opened it and was about to look inside but Leo suddenly pushed past him with a free standing coat rack shouting, " Alright you crazy clowns, time for you to go back to the crazy circus!" Maurice stood there scratching his head and looked inside the apartment. When he saw the fight going on he shut the door, went back to his wife and loudly said, " Harriet call the police!"
" What's going on over there?!", Harriet shouted.
" A big wild fight!", Maurice shouted.
" Oh barnacle balls!", Harriet interjected as she grabbed the telephone and dialed 9.1.1.
" Shut up Leo!", Twister shouted.
" Leo what you doing with my coat rack?!", Meghann shouted as she stared at her best friend.
" I'm gonna put these turkeys in their place with it Meghann!", Leo interjected.
" I'm gonna make you eat that coat rack Leo Lemonselly!", Twister shouted.
" I don't think so! Take this Twister!", Leo shouted as he swung the coat rack like a baseball bat striking Twister in the head making him stumble backwards into his sister knocking the two evil siblings to the floor.
" Why you idiot! I'm gonna get you for that!", Twister shouted.
" You are so dead Lemonselly!", Rebecca shouted.
" Come get some you creeps!", Leo shouted. Twister and Rebecca ran toward him but as Leo tried to hit them with the coat rack again Twister yanked it out of his hands and kicked him into the couch. Meghann attacked Twister but he grabbed her and started dragging her out of the apartment.
" Let go of me Twister!", Meghann screamed as she began to fight against him like a wildcat. The sound of police car sirens began to sound outside the building.
" Shut up! Rebecca, Ellie, Amy, Mrs. Fowler, let's get out of here! I hear the cops coming!", Twister shouted as started dragging Meghann down the stairs with her screaming in terror. Rebecca, Ellie, Amy and Mrs. Fowler followed after Twister laughing their heads off.
" You guys help!", Meghann screamed.
" MEGHANN!", the gang screamed.
" Come on! Let's go after them!", Leo screamed as he led the others out of the apartment and down the stairs.
" Get lost losers! Aha ha ha ha!", Twister laughed maniacally as him and the other 4 crazy women dragged Meghann off into the night. Meghann's screams echoed in the night sky as the police began to chase after the villains.
" MEGHANN!", Leo screamed as Penny, Bernadette, Agatha and Sophia began to cry. Raj and Stuart threw their heads in their hands, Howard and Leonard began to kick up dirt in anger but what Sheldon did shocked the whole gang. He kicked the ground shouting, " Hell!" The others looked at him and gasped.

Oh no! Meghann's been captured by the crazies! Will she be rescued or will she die?! Let me know in the comments. To be continued...