Chapter 14, yess! I remembered the chapter, SUCH a long wait, so sorry..BUT here is the update that hasn't occured in weeks! Oh and quick note, I will be re-writing the first few chapters for a while, they are horrible! D:

Bella P.O.V.

"Mom, Dad," Giselle gagged and ran behind Garrett.

He put an arm around her and shakily said,"Y-You may be my father, Emmett, but that doesn't mean you can fuck MY mother without my permission! Tanya, you too! I don't need to see my aunt of sorts- humping," he growled, "Edward Cullen."

Oh God, please tell me that my two children did NOT just see Emmett and I almost having sex in a Volvo, I mean not even a cool looking one either! Stupid Edward and his lame taste for cars. It's and SUV right?
Ew.

"It's not what it looks like you guys! Bella was uhh attacking me because I uhh umm plucked her ear hair," stuttered a very confused
Emmett.

I growled menacingly to Emmett and hissed,"EAR HAIR? THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN THINK OF? OH YOU ARENT TOUCHING MY 'EAR HAIR' FOR THE LONGEST TIME EMMETT CULLEN!"

Tanya looked horrified and whimpered, "You are so screwed- when Bella says 'long time' she means at least, a few years!"

I smirked,"Obviously. That's why it's a 'long time' dumb shit."

Emmett gulped and muttered, "Uh-oh. No, I take it back! I was about to make love to my wife, jeez! And making love, having sex, fucking is perfectly normal for married couples!"

Laughing, I kicked him behind the knees. It was even funnier when he stumbled forward. "Idiota!" I growled. (q-n; Obviously, Spanish for idiot :D)

"Aww, I love you too, honey!" he mumbled, getting up and dusting his jeans. Jeans that looked very tight around his butt... So many things I could do with that butt. I can wait though, I can wait.

"Ehem!" Giselle squeaked, "We really should go shopping. From the other car we could slowly see Alice was freaking out. Jake and I were sort of laughing at her too hard and started feeling guilty."

I laughed and went to put my arms around her tiny shoulder, "Don't feel bad, sweet pea. Jasper can barely stop his laughter too," I pointed at him. He was glaring at me and smiling at the smae time. I quirked an eyebrow and he stifled a laugh and went to hold a pouting Alice.

"Yeah, no I remembered I'm BALD! We are so going back shopping." Alice muttered, pushing Jasper away from her.

Tanya then came up with the smartest idea of the day, "How about the girls go with each other and the guys by themselves in the separate cars?"

The men looked devastated, but the rest of us perked up at the idea. "Bye boys!" we all sang and ran to the cars.

Instantly, womanly chatterer started and from the corner of my eye, I saw Giselle looking out of the window. Her eyes looked vacant. Mother's instinct told me she was extremely depressed.

Kate's voice brought me out of my thoughts when she asked, "So Bella, do you still like surprises?"

I nodded and replied, "Who doesn't?"

She laughed and said, "Well Garrett and I have one for you, which you will be able to see in a few days, actually. Don't cheat with your powers, or the surprise will suck!"

Looking down I silently told her, "My powers haven't really been working since the airport."

The mindless chatter stopped and they all gasped. It's funny because gasping usually happens continuously in movies.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HAVEN'T BEEN WORKING?" Irina screamed.

Tanya, who was driving, swerved the car and yelled, "SHUT UP OR I'M GOING TO CRASH AND KILL US ALL!" She looked so mad that I even cringed into my seat. "Now, Bella. Explain." she hissed, still looking to the front. It really creeped me out, her voice was so calm.

Gulping I said, "Well, after visiting the Cullens for the first time my gifts were in pretty good shape, but recently they've started disappearing. I tried to sneak Edward's mind reading again, but I couldn't. Really, I dodn't care. Maybe it comes with age or me not being fully turned into a vampire."

"Shouldn't you get Carlisle to give you a check up then?" Giselle asked, speaking for the first time. Her pretty face was scrunched up in disgust. Mine was, too probably.

"I don't like Carlisle, though." I grumbled. He just didn't feel right to me. When I visited he was constantly glaring at me and giving me dirty looks.

She looked at me shocked and smiled, "Me either! He was mean to me! Stupid idiot. He didn't even know me!"

I nodded, "Does he give anyone else bad vibes?"

The car was silent. Confused I asked again, "Well?"

Silence, again. The whole way to the shopping mall was silent, not even Alice or Rosalie said a word.

When everyone was getting out, they all mumbled, "Yes."

Rosalie whispered to me quickly, "I don't like him, too. Ever since he met you, he was on the phone with some guy and I'm pretty sure that man was a vampire."

"Thanks, I need to find out why though. Why would he hate me so much?" I asked.

She shrugged and locked her arm with mine, "Lets just go shopping."

The day was fun, but somehow along the way, the other girls disperced and it was only me with my daughter in Victoria's Secret. "Mum," she said quitely looking down at the waxed floor.

Smiling I answered, "Yes, Giselle?"

"Do... Do you want to go somewhere more private? To talk?" she asked, turning to look

"I'd love to. Where did you have in mind?"

Giselle turned and smiled at me, "Oh, just the park if you want. We could take the car. The other's can walk home, right? Besides this is a bit important and overdue."

"Lead the way, hon." I replied and followed her out of the mall. We both had five shopping bags from different stores.

In the car, Giselle was driving, it was silent for a few minutes until I asked, "What did you want to talk about, Giselle?"

She looked so nervous and said, "Everything. I wanted to talk to you about my marriage. About my life so far without my family, besides Jacob. I want to hear about your adventures after we all split up. Most of all, I want to apologize."

I was quiet and thought my words thouroughlyha, "Apology s been accepted since the day you up and left. I love you sweetheart, nothing in the world can change that."

Giselle turned to me and grinned widely, "Thanks so much, Mom. I love you, too. You know, I have to tell you about everything else though, right?"

I laughed, "Alright. Anything you want."

Emmett P.O.V.

Jacob once again, screamed, "Ahhh fuck, are you kidding me?" He flailed his beefy, not beefier than mine, arms up in the air and punched a tree. "Giseeellleeee! No, come back!"

Jasper looked ready to kill him, the stench wasn't making it easier. The girls were smart in their car choice, Edward's volvo had two flat tires from when he sped into the forest.

Edward growled, "Will you shut up about her? GOD! Get it through your head; SHE. LEFT. YOU. FOR. THE. WOMEN. UGH!"

Jacob cowered down, like a dog with its tail in between his legs. I laughed, "Shut up, Edward. Your just pissed because Tanya left, too!"

He growled at me. I laughed louder, sooon Jasper joined me.

"Hey, Emmett." Jasper said, I noddeed, "Bet it was the first time he was going to get laid by a girl."

At that I had to bend down, because Edward kicked me in the groin. "You... bastard!" I weezed. I looked over to Jasper and saw he was laying face-done, hand-on-his-balls in the dirt.

Jacob high fived Edward, "Nce, bro."

"You, Jacob, are so going to get it from Bella. I'm pretty sure we can't have anymore kids at all now!" I hissed.

"Whatever, dude." He muttered.

Edward then said, "She wanted kids that bad? Jesus! I know Rosalie wanted kids, too. But, wow, Jacob. Giselle was willing to go that far?"

"Yeah, it just sucks so bad. I can't give her the one thing she wants most and it makes me feel useless to her." Jacob replied.

"What was my daughter going to do that was so bad?" I asked, slowly standing up straight. I held in a groan, Edward you are dead.

Jacob turned away and said, "Giselle, was willing to get her mother to sleep with a vampire and get pregnant. She would have stolen the kid once it was born. It took me DAYS to snap her out of it."

I growled and then hissed, "Her little plan never went through right? Which vampire did she even want to get Bella pregnant?"

"Someone named Demetri. I met him maybe once and he was a total asshole. Kept hitting on Giselle, when I was in the room."

And just like that, the trust I had for Giselle was gone. Jasper turned around, still holding himself and said, "What kind of sick, twisted person is she? No offense, but not even Rosalie, who wanted to kidnap a baby from an orphanage, would go that far!"

I nodded, remembering the time Rosalie almost did that. It was close to the day she got raped and turned into a vampire.

Jacob growled, "Shut up. Every woman in the world at some point wants to have offspring. When Alice realizes that, she'll seduce, beg, and even threaten you for a child. I can guarantee she will not stop asking for a baby. And when you can't give her what she wants the most, youll feel like the lowest man on the face of the Earth for not being able to give the woman you love what she desires." His voice was filled with aguish, that even I could hear.

"Man, I-I'm sorry, Jacob. You do know that there is a vampire out in the world who has the ability to make vampire women bear children right? Her name is Giovania Fuentes. She'll only give her aid to pure soulmates, that's why Alice and I haven't gone. If we find out we're not supposed to be together, we would lose it and separate. Alice can't see the outcome because it's uncertain and she's scared to break up. You and Giselle should go though. Giovania is the sweetest person you could meet. Don't ever ask her her story though, she's barely fifteen in state-of-mind from when she was changed." Jasper said solemly.

Even though, I didn't trust Giselle much, I still felt bad for Jacob and said, "Yeah, you and Giselle should go to Giovania. She's the one who told Rose and I, we weren't meant to be. That's why she wouldn't help us. I'm glad, she didn't, or else Rose and I'd have a child, which would have been a problem since I would have found Bella by now." Did I sound selfish? Yes I fucking did, but it's true.

If Rosalie and I had a child and Bella suddenly came fourth, asking for me to go back to her, I would. Rose's kid with me, wouldn't be happy if I left him or her and his or her mother to be with the woman I love. He/She'd feel abandoned by me.

"Where is she? Giselle and I have to find that girl. I can't stand seeing her so depressed whenever we see pregnant women, or women with a child in her arms."

"She lives in Romania. It's difficult to understand her English so you have to learn a new language soon, Jakey-poo." I piped in.

Determination in his eyes, he replied with a strong voice, "I'd do anything to get Giselle a child."

"Uhhm, can you wait a few years? I'm pretty sure I can get Bella pregnant within five months, so that way your kid won't be the exact same as mine. Uncle and nephew growing up together, kind of creepy." I said, quickly. (Ugh, my family is like that. My like brother who is 10 years old, is growing up with our nephew who is 8 years old, so whenever I see them playing I get creeped out a little too because I'm just a few years older.)

Jacob laughed, as did Jasper and Edward. "Yeah, if you haven't had sex in over eighty years, Bella will probably be pregnant within three days." Edward shuddered, making Jasper laugh harder.

"Whatever, man. If you and Tanya are soulmates," I stopped and smirked at how his eyes went all soft, "then she'll be pregnant on your first go, Mr. Virgin."

He growled at me, "Fuck you."

Grinning I replied childishly, "You'd like that wouldn't you? Bella would kick your ass, if you tried though! And I'm sure, Tanya wouldn't appreciate it, either."

That's when he tackled me, Jasper was taking pictures and Jacob was laughing his ass off.

"What is this? The gay man's club!" yelled a feminie voice. I looked around Edward's body to see Irina and Laurent looking at us, both of their expressions weirded out.

Edward and I froze, my hands were gripping his huge head and his hands were holding down my torso. Our legs were twisted around together.

"Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Bella and Tanya's boyfriends are gay, Laurent! What will we tell them?" Irina squealed, hiding her face in Laurent's chest.

He was just laughing and managed to say, "I don't know, but I'm sure they'll like the photos and videos we took on our phones, babe."

Edward and I growled at them. Irina gave her mate a kiss on the cheek and squeaked, "Run!" And we took off after them.

Not too short, right? I say it's a pretty good chapter, kind of funny. /: