Oh wow... It's early! Say thank you to my Mello and ShinigamiMailJeevas xD Fun stuff, eh? Yeah. In theory. My net's being really slow while I type this, it's so annoying... Anyway. Yes, I'm afraid to say this is two things. MSN. And character building. Yowzers... Fun stuff, eh? That's the second time I've said that. Damn. Anyway, this was collabbed with the epic LawlietKeehl as Mello and me [un-epic] as Matt. Matt = PokeDorkFTW, Mello = Mello. Duh :D And btw, by 'Poke' I mean it as in 'Pokemon' not as in *poke* kay? :D
Disclaimer - I don't own MSN or my friend's mind :D
Warnings - Hints of.... yaoi. 'Cause Mello's pervy :D Also, crappy usage to text speak, yay? And obviously bad language... Do I even still need to say that?
Fucking... Fuck. I fucking hate running, but I'm far too fucking paranoid not too, of course. Of. Fucking Course. It seems like far too long before I reach the sanctuary of... The Internet Cafe! Yeah. I ran from him to get internet. What's your point? He got me going again with his fucking teasing. And shit. Bastard. Play games, that sorta crap.
So, I quickly go to sign in on MSN. And guess who's fucking online.
PokeDorkFTW says:
*Did you hack my acc?!
*Jackass.
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I didn't do anything to your fucking account, cut this shit!
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I know I never added you, quit stealing my passwords!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You're so fucking stubborn! I didn't do anything to your account!
PokeDorkFTW says:
*Yh you fucking did, I never added you!
*wtf are you doing online anyway?
*Did you nick my laptop as well?!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*"Yh"? Matt, learn to spell...and can I ask what the fuck you're doing online?
*I think it's more appropriate for me to be asking you that, now isn't it?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*Well... I smushed your head and ran
*to an internet cafe
*you don't know me at all
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You're that scared of me that you're hiding out at some cafe? Jeez
PokeDorkFTW says:
*oh ffs
*you would've fucking.. done me again!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You seem to assume you can get me horny just like that, you cocky bastard
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no i don't
*you just get horny too much
*fucktard
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Can I just remind you that you currently live with me?
*Do you want to be kicked out?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*NONONO
*I mean
*no
*douche
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Because I will
*Don't piss me off, Matt
PokeDorkFTW says:
*gah, srry
*don't blame me for your temper though dude
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Your spelling's appaling, you know
PokeDorkFTW says:
*stfu
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*And you talk about my temper
PokeDorkFTW says:
*blah
*at least I don't screw kids for eating my food
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Matt, for the love of fuck, grow up
*Comebacks don't get to me
PokeDorkFTW says:
*u grow up!
*and stop being a jerk
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I think you'll find you mean "you"
PokeDorkFTW says:
*whts the difference?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You sound retarded
*And I do not
PokeDorkFTW says:
*fckoff
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I will boot you out, Matt!
*Don't give me shit!
PokeDorkFTW says:
*ehh, dude!
*that's lame
*I'll be stuck with people worse than you if you kick me out!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Don't think that'll make me hesitate
PokeDorkFTW says:
*but...
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You should give me a little more bloody respect
PokeDorkFTW says:
*oh ffs D:
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Seriously...I've been thinking, and to be honest I still don't fully understand why I took you in in the first place...
*What motivated me to do that...?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*umm
*you love me?
**hopeful*
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*But did I then?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*IDK!
*you were there
*in ur head and stuff
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*No need to point this out, Matt
*It doesn't make you clever, no matter what you think
PokeDorkFTW says:
*never said I was clever
*just saying, I dunno if you loved me at that point in time
*coz the whole doing kids thing
**glare*
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You make me sound like a total paedophile...I don't appreciate that.
PokeDorkFTW says:
*well srsly!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*What?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*nothing
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*No, explain yourself
PokeDorkFTW says:
*well
*technically
*and all
*you are
*I don't think so tho!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You don't have to hide anything from me, Matt
*I know you do
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I dnt
*ur not tht old..
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*What the fuck does that mean? I'm not fucking old
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I know, I just said that!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*The way you said it
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I ddnt mean it like that then
*you take everything the wrong way
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Oh shush, you're just a kid
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wtf
*thats got nothin to do with it!
*and if I'm just a kid, you shouldn't have been a jerk like that
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*When was I a jerk?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*OHFFSDUDE
*you screwed me
*that's being a jerk!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You weren't exactly protesting, were you?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*ur bigger than me
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Your point being?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I couldnt hv done anything!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Of course you could!
PokeDorkFTW says:
*okfine
*nothing that wouldnt have got my ass kicked out the place
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*If you'd disliked my actions, you could easily have prevented them in a civilized manner, I'm sure
PokeDorkFTW says:
*whatever
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*In other words, you have nothing else to argue?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*never said that
*ur just being a jerk
*and you hurt my butt
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Oh toughen up
PokeDorkFTW says:
*how many times have you had that????
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*It's not like I shoved a titanium rod up your arse! You overreact so badly
PokeDorkFTW says:
*it had the same effect!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Pfft
PokeDorkFTW says:
*did
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Oh shush
PokeDorkFTW says:
*your a fcking horny bastard
*wait
*I didnt mean that..
*... Mel?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*...
*"Mel"?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wht?
*arent you gonna blow up at me or something?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*...I don't get how you can call me that
PokeDorkFTW says:
*why?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*One time, things got out of hand...but how can you base anything on that?
*I'm not some sex maniac
PokeDorkFTW says:
*pshhh
*were you even in ur fcking lessons?!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*It's called "dancing"
*Surely you've heard of it
PokeDorkFTW says:
*well yeah
*normal dancing
*that's freaking
*Idk
*not dancing. horny shit, whatever
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*A modern routine does often involve a lot of gestures or actions that could, by some unimaginative folk like you, be seen as being "horny"
PokeDorkFTW says:
*Im not unimaginative
*douche bag
*it's fcking horny!!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*That's it, I'm going to go lock the front door
PokeDorkFTW says:
*whtno
*dude
*wht if I get kidnapped waiting outside for you to let me in?!
*wht if I ACTUALLY get raped?!?!?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*How likely is that to happen?!
*Drama queen
PokeDorkFTW says:
*IDK
*says you
*pshh
*one fcking bite of ur precious chocolate Mels
*ONE BITE
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You still seem to think that was the singular cause of that whole scenario
PokeDorkFTW says:
*coz it was!!
*I nommed, you attacked!
*wait I did not just say nom..
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Oh, you poor victim
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wtf
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You were enjoying yourself, don't fucking lie to me
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I never said..
*oh ffs
*thts not the point!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You're making this out as some sort of attack
*And you and I both know that it wasn't
*Cut this shit
PokeDorkFTW says:
*well technically it was, yknow
*ur not gonna lock me out are you?!?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I'm thinking about it
*But then...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*If I did that
*...
*I couldn't have any fun
PokeDorkFTW says:
*...
*DUDEWTF
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Do I really have to explain myself?
*I thought you would be able to work that one out
PokeDorkFTW says:
*horny bastard
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Pfft you call me horny
*maybe I didn't even mean that
PokeDorkFTW says:
*.. well you did
*wtf else could you mean by fun!?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*There are so many things I could've meant, Matt-kun
*You just chose to be perverted
PokeDorkFTW says:
*Matt-kun? wtf?
*ok, what else could you hv meant?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*...
Talking to you
PokeDorkFTW says:
*oh ffs
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*That's fun, for me
*Or dancing
PokeDorkFTW says:
*.. dude, just coz you love me doesn't mean you hv to be a girl
*...
*and wtf
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Don't you fucking call me a girl you fucking bitch
PokeDorkFTW says:
*well I know ur not a fcking girl, coz you fcking fcked me douche bag!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Why did you say it then, you prick?
*Master of contradiction, you are
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I ddnt mean literally, moron
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Well how else did you bloody mean it?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*like ur being all fcking feminine over the talking thing
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*What the fuck, Matt...
*You're so stereotypical
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no im not!
*its always girls like that
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*And when have you ever known a girl well enough to say so?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*...
*stfu
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Only because I'm right
PokeDorkFTW says:
*fck no!
*I watch TV...
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Oh, get you, you watch TV
PokeDorkFTW says:
*fuck you
*at least my LESS horny ass can do shit like that
*without screwing kids
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You are being such a shithead
*What is UP with you today?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*..
*NOTHING
*wtf
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I don't understand you
*Are you being like this because you're ashamed now of what happened the other night?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*never said that
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*A lot of what you've been saying has implied this
PokeDorkFTW says:
*well ur being a douche
*!!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Do you love me or not?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*..
*I have said so
*more than you hv
*so yh
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Sometimes it's hard for me to tell
PokeDorkFTW says:
*well I do
*whatever
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Ok...I believe you
PokeDorkFTW says:
*you never say it though
*like once
*thts it
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Do you really need the constant reassurance of my feelings?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no
*ur just questioning me
*and then I can't do the same
*it's not fair!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You should have the faith in me to know that even when I leave things unspoken, the thoughts are still there...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*well im not a mindreader
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You shouldn't have to be
*I thought you understood me
PokeDorkFTW says:
*you're impossible to understand!
*ur too amazing and change too much!
*..
*wait, I should rephrase that...
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*If you're referring to what I shared with you physically the other night...
*Well, there I would have to agree
PokeDorkFTW says:
*oh ffs dude...
*why do u have to assume everythings like that?!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I don't
PokeDorkFTW says:
*well yh you do
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Often it's you...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*stfu
*thats not fcking true
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You need to extend your vocabulary, pretty boy
PokeDorkFTW says:
*pretty boy, wtf?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*What, would you rather I called you ugly bastard?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*.. no, but still
*makes you sound pervy
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Makes you sound like an awkward confused teenager
*Which I suppose...you are
PokeDorkFTW says:
*Im not fcking awkward
*bastard
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I think you are
PokeDorkFTW says:
*am not
*fck off
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*That's not really what you want.
PokeDorkFTW says:
*hw would u know
*ur not in my head
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Thank god
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wtf?!
*whts wrong with my head?!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I'm sure you have your fantasies
*And I'm also sure I wouldn't want to see those
PokeDorkFTW says:
*hey thts harsh
*Im pro'ly not the only one, am I?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*So you admit it
*Intriguing
PokeDorkFTW says:
*WAITNO
*I never said tht...
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*It was strongly implied...
*But this fascinates me, Matt...
*What do you fantasise about?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*nothin
*fck off
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You so clearly have somethng to hide
*But I already told you...there's nothing you have to hide from me
PokeDorkFTW says:
*Im not hiding anything
*fck off
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You are hiding something
PokeDorkFTW says:
*am not
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I can tell you're lying
*So why don't you just come fucking clean already?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*coz theres nothing to come clean about
*fucktard
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*If you lie to me I have no reason to trust you in future
PokeDorkFTW says:
*Im not!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Which will mean a lot of bad things for you
PokeDorkFTW says:
*oh ffs dude
*leave off
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Not likely
PokeDorkFTW says:
*why????
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I want to know you better
*Knowing what's in your head will help me get there
PokeDorkFTW says:
*u dont need to knw whats in my head
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Although it would be very interesting
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wouldnt
*u dont need to knw
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*It's ok, don't worry
*I can guess what they are well enough
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wtf
*i doubt it
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*From what you've said, it isn't hard
*Unlike you ;)
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I AM NOT U BASTARD
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*No need to get angry
*I am merely stating what I'm sure is an indisputable truth...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no its not
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Oh but it is
*And even if it isn't...
*I could change that
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wtf, no u couldnt
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I've done it so many times before...
*Sweet really, how you thought I didn't notice
PokeDorkFTW says:
*Idk wht ur on about
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Yes you do...you're lying again
*I'm disappointed
PokeDorkFTW says:
*not lying
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You are
*I do things to you nobody else does...
*We both know it ;)
PokeDorkFTW says:
*WTFSTFU
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Dear dear, Matty...
*You really don't like it when I'm right, do you?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*coz ur not
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*But I am...
*This isn't getting you anywhere, just give in already
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no ur not!!
*and no fcking way, coz ur wrong
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*No...
*You're just stubborn
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no im not
*u are
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Childish
PokeDorkFTW says:
*am not!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*No, you're not...I don't fall for little kids
PokeDorkFTW says:
*Im not a little kid
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You misunderstand
*You're not a kid...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*.. wtf dude
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*But although you're not a kid, I do think you act just a little immature at times
*Forgive me
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wtf thats harsh
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*No just the truth :)
*Another indisputable truth...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no it's not wtf!
*and the other one wasnt true either
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Yes it was
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wasnt!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Oh don't lie
*There's no point
PokeDorkFTW says:
*its not true, I bet u couldnt get me hard rght now
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I could...
*Especially if I was there...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*noway
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*If I was with you right now
*Well, I know just what I'd do
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wht would u do?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You want to know, explicitly? Really?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*... nt like itd bother me
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Fine
PokeDorkFTW says:
*fine
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Well you see...I'm very good with my hands
*Just one touch...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*well duh
*natural reactions ftw, idiot
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*One touch and you'd be dripping wet ;)
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no fcking way bastard
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Hell yes, bitch
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no. fcking. way.
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Yes fucking way...I bet you feel odd just thinking about it don't you
PokeDorkFTW says:
*nofckingway
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Yes
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no
*ur not here, u wouldnt know
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Oh but I just know
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no u fcking dont
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Pfft whatever, I know you're not being truthful
PokeDorkFTW says:
*how the fck would you know tht?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I have ways
*In more senses than the one, too...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wtf??
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I could make you scream
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no fcking way
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I could make you beg...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*again. no fcking way
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*All it would take would be my voice and my touch...
*And you'd be off
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no i wouldnt ffs stfu!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I could make you horny so easily
PokeDorkFTW says:
*oh fck off!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I can make you want it...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*FCK OFF
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*All the more reason to come home swiftly
PokeDorkFTW says:
*fuck. off. Mels.
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Oh?
*I understand.
*You want it right now, don't you?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no, ffs!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You do
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I DONT
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You have a craving for me, and you can't supress it...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I DO NOT STFU
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You WANT me
*You want me NOW
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I don't fck off!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You do, all you have to do is admit it
PokeDorkFTW says:
*dont
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*It won't make me think any different of you
*In fact, I'll only love you more
*You have to accept it
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Are you trying to push me away?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*NOOO
*..
*no, im not
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Well then
*Accept what you are already
*(ie, horny)
*And get your butt back here
*Now
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no, im fine here thanks
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*All right...how long you thinking of staying "here"?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*idk
*a while?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Would you like me to sell your stuff?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*DONT YOU DARE
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*No?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*leave my stuff alone, bastard
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You are so touchy
PokeDorkFTW says:
*im not
*fck off
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Hmm...I can't decide though if you're touchy or "touchy"
*You know what I'm saying?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*whts the difference?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Whether you're tempermental or nice to feel up, the difference is huge
PokeDorkFTW says:
*WTF DUDE
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*...Yes?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*u just said u like to feel me up!
*wtf!!!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You love it
PokeDorkFTW says:
*pedo
*wait I didnt mean that Mel..
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Oh is that what you think?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no
*I didnt mean tht
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*srry!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Doesn't that say something about you too, being in a relationship with a "pedo"?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*ur not, im srry Mels
*!!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*...
*Don't say it again
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I wont
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Good
*So are you going to come home or not?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*nt right now..
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*And why not?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*coz
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Because you're afraid?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Give me a good reason
*When you're out alone...
*I don't like that
*I can't know if you're all right
PokeDorkFTW says:
*well...
*Im fine, kay?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Should I believe you though?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*yh
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Sure
PokeDorkFTW says:
*you should
*Im at an internet cafe!
*how much damage can i do to myself?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Since it's you...anything could happen
PokeDorkFTW says:
*yh right
*im not a total spaz Mels
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I know
*I never said that you were
PokeDorkFTW says:
*u implied it
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Maybe I did
*But not in spite
PokeDorkFTW says:
*pshhh
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I worry about you, despite what you might think
PokeDorkFTW says:
*well u shouldnt
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Shouldn't I?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no
*im fine dude
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*So long as you're sure about that
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I am
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Fine
PokeDorkFTW says:
*gd
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Just be careful
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I will dude
*srsly, dont worry so much
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Ok...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wht?!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I still don't know how not to worry about you
*You're just so
*Breakable
*I worry what might happen
PokeDorkFTW says:
*im not breakable!!!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Yes you are
*Maybe you don't feel you are
*But you're not the best judge
PokeDorkFTW says:
*whtever
*I can look after myself
*I did for years before I met u
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*It's so easy for me to forget how little I know about you...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*hw come?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You've been through enough already that you don't need my protection...I forget that so easily
PokeDorkFTW says:
*thts not entirely true...
*I can just look after myself when im away is all
*you dont hv to worry
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Maybe not...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*yh
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Ok I believe you
*Just be careful
PokeDorkFTW says:
*I will
*Ill come home soonish tho, k?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*All right
*Thank you
PokeDorkFTW says:
*yh
*ur nt gonna perv on me when I get back are u?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Pfft you'd love it
PokeDorkFTW says:
*u are?!?!?!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Not necessarily
*If you really honestly want it
*Then of course
PokeDorkFTW says:
*u usually do anyway...
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*That's not always true...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*pshhh
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Sometimes, I accept, I let my heart rule my head...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*nd the rest of you
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Well yes
PokeDorkFTW says:
*...
*wtf dude
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You said it
*I only agreed
PokeDorkFTW says:
*... tht doesnt make it better dude
*srsly
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You suggested it
*You and your cravings for older men pfft
*What am I going to do with you?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*WTF
*I dont crave u ffs
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Yes you do, and we both know it, and I don't think badly of you for it...just accept
PokeDorkFTW says:
*dude if I did
*would I really still be here and nt with u?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You're just afraid
PokeDorkFTW says:
*am not
*about what?!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Maybe all of this frightens you
*Everything in our physical relationship
*Many people would be afriad
PokeDorkFTW says:
*our physical relationship is U
*dude
*hw much do i actually do?!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You do the sound effects
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wtf dude
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You know exactly what I mean...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*whtever, ur just being pervy
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You're clearly not upset by this though
PokeDorkFTW says:
*pshh
*whtever
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You're at a loss for words, aren't you?
*Again
PokeDorkFTW says:
*fkc off i never said tht
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*But I can tell
PokeDorkFTW says:
*whtever
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I rest my case
PokeDorkFTW says:
*whtever dude
*why are u always so pervy anyway?!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*It's so fun to make you squirm
PokeDorkFTW says:
*im not squirming ffs dude
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Oh but you are
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no. im. not. fck off
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*You have such a temper, do you not
PokeDorkFTW says:
*i dont wtf
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*But maybe that's what I like about you
PokeDorkFTW says:
*... um kay?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*If I say something you can easily uphold the other end of the argument
PokeDorkFTW says:
*... kay?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I'm complimenting you, retard (L)
PokeDorkFTW says:
*oh... kay?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Yes, it is ok
PokeDorkFTW says:
*kay then
*hey, u called me a retard
*!!!
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Your reactions are embarrassing
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wtf?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I would've thought you'd notice straight away that I'd called you something potentially offensive, but no...
*Shame really
PokeDorkFTW says:
*fck off bastard
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Oh way to make me feel unloved
PokeDorkFTW says:
*u dont really
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*How can I know when you act like this =/
PokeDorkFTW says:
*u dont really believe that dude
*or u shouldnt
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Yeah?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*yh
*I dont love anyone else kay
*so.. yh
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Good
PokeDorkFTW says:
*wtf? ur acting possessive nw?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Well how would you feel if I was cheating on you
PokeDorkFTW says:
*...
*id pro'ly leave, whtever
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Mhmm
*So it's good to know I'm alone in your heart too
PokeDorkFTW says:
*so ur not cheating, right?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*No, I'm not
PokeDorkFTW says:
*gd
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*And you're not either, just to confirm?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*no fcking way
*got no one bt near to cheat on u with... so no fcking way in hell
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Wonderful x
PokeDorkFTW says:
*yh (:
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I love you Matt :) No matter what I say don't forget that, ok?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*kay, gotcha
*ummm... the reason i wont come home yet...
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Yes?
PokeDorkFTW says:
*coz of how u were when I left
*and im sort of not... 'calm'? and.. yh
*my butt hurts
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I don't want to hurt you...so if it's not what you want to have sex when you're back that's fine :)
PokeDorkFTW says:
*... but u do, i guess?
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I wouldn't feel comfortable having it with you if you were unhappy with your decision
PokeDorkFTW says:
*oh... kay then
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*I'm not going to rape you :)
PokeDorkFTW says:
*thts always gd to know..
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Yes
PokeDorkFTW says:
*yh (:
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*So now that that's established...are you coming home or not?
*It's lonely without you...
PokeDorkFTW says:
*umm.. yh i guess so...
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Excellent :)
PokeDorkFTW says:
*yh
*kay, be back in a bit i guess
Mello - You're getting better all the time says:
*Ok :) See you soon honey ;)
PokeDorkFTW says:
*yh
PokeDorkFTW has signed off.
Well... Ok, wow. I guess I'd better go... I get a slightly funny look as I just crash out the computer, almost jumping to my feet to get out of the place. Dunno why I'm suddenly so set on getting back fast... Shit. He really does have a lot more of a hold on my life than he thinks... Blood fucking hell. Well, whatever. I need to get home... and shit. Yeah.
I will honestly murder something if anyone tries to kidnap me or something after I told him I could handle myself.
Well, how was that? Fun? I think the age difference is glaringly obvious for our little Matty here, right? Heh... Anyway, possibly a review? Tell me how you think about this silly msning? Would you like more Never again? This was done just to spite the LU, and because... Well, it was fun. Very fun. And Mello had fun helping me too, so I'll be sending her all the reviews for this chapter too, so maybe be epic and tell her what an amazing Mello she is? Because she's epic. Yes she is. Just as all my other reviewers and readers are. YAY :D