Episode Fourteen:
PLANS ARISE! TIME TO TAKE ACTION!
Two Days Later...
It had come to this. This final move, this final strike... everything depended on this one move, and if he didn't pull it off, no one would. Sweat poured down his brow as he thought about what he was about to do, the tension getting the best of him as his hands quivered and his breath came in great gasps. His hand reached out, and touched the fine marble before him...
... And he stole the pawn at the corner of the board with his queen. Bingo.
"Aw, come on!" Snake cried out in anger as he raged about his loss. "That was my final piece besides my king!"
Ephraim smirked as he placed the pawn with the other pieces he had stolen. "Don't stress over it, Snake. You probably should have thought of that before challenging a prince trained for this kind of thing to a chess match."
Eirika smiled from her chair in between them, her eyes closing happily. "Well, it was a good match, and I enjoyed watching it."
"Yeah, you did..." Snake grumbled as he took a cigarette out of his pocket and placed it into his mouth out of habit.
The Renais twins laughed as they watched Snake mumble to himself miserably.
*
"Oh la, la!" Nutjob cooed as he and Little Hand floated into the kitchen where Peach, Zelda and Pear were working hard. "It sure smells yummy in here!"
"Yes," Little agreed as she picked up a piece of silverware that Peach had dropped and handed it back to her. "What are you making?"
Peach smiled cheerfully as she placed the silverware into the sink. "It's going to be a surprise! We're celebrating our great reunion today! Even though not all of us are here, I felt that some sort of party was in order as we know that at least most of us are okay and alive."
"That's such a good idea!" Little agreed instantly. "Who thought of it?"
"Zelda," Peach answered as she gestured to the Hylian behind her who was placing something in the oven as Pear watched her closely. "It was all her doing! I'm just planning everything out."
Nutjob twitched. "Well... shouldn't we wait until Link gets here, first?"
Peach motioned for the two Hands to be quiet. She looked slightly upset. "Lucario and Mew said a couple of days ago that they had felt a disturbance in the Aura and the mind waves, or something like that... Lucario said that someone must have nearly died or something. I'm worried that it could have been one of the boys that left for that Temple, so I haven't told her, and I instructed the two not to as well."
"Something happened?" Little asked, uncertainly.
Peach nodded grimly. "She's so happy right now, so I felt I shouldn't ruin it for her."
Nutjob twitched as he nodded. "Well, I don't see your point, and I agree to disagree! So, I'm going off now, I'll hear you later." He flew out instantly, leaving his sister and Peach quite perplexed by his words.
Little sighed out of frustration and turned to Peach. "He means that he sees your point, he agrees with you... and he'll see you later."
"Oh..."
*
Luigi whistled as he dusted the furniture on the second floor, smiling and waving as Roy walked by with bandages wrapped across his middle. He stopped once Dr. Mario walked up to him, a dark look on his face.
"Pedro, what-a is it?" Luigi asked.
"Luigi... did you see your brother at all while you were trying to get here?" Dr. Mario asked, worried.
"No..."
This caused the doctor to look at the ground in worry. "Wonder where he is...?"
Luigi smiled and placed a reassuring hand on his cousin's shoulder. "I'm-a sure he's fine... He's-a Mario, after all!"
The words made Dr. Mario smile.
*
"Okay, if I don't get out of this mansion, I'm going to go insane!" declared Dakota as she pounded her hands against the table. "Insane, I tell you!"
Shaun looked ready to reply to that, but it only made Dakota glare and point at him accusingly. "And don't you even say that I'm already insane!" Shaun closed his mouth and turned away, irritated.
Maven, Rinku and Ensign blinked.
"Holy..." Rinku mouthed as soon as he had turned away towards Ganondorf and Zelda, holding his ears. "That was loud..."
"Hmm," Maven agreed, clearing his left ear out with his pinky.
*
Snake grumbled to himself as he put missiles in his launcher, as if getting ready for the upcoming battle. Samus walked up behind him and leaned against the couch he was sitting on.
"So, I assume that you are going?" she asked him politely.
Snake nodded as he put another one in. "I have to. I'm sure Meta Knight and Lucario wouldn't let me live it down if I didn't..."
Samus smiled at his words and walked around the couch in order to sit down beside him. She placed a hand on his arm and tightened it affectionately. "Just don't die, okay?"
Snake chuckled at her words, finally finishing filling his missile launcher. "Trust me, Samus... I won't. I've seen, done and survived much worse than what that Captain P can throw at me."
*
"What's wrong with Dakota?" Maven found himself asking Todd, Vixen and Kiba as they stood in the yard of the Smash Mansion watching Dakota flipping out on Yoshi. "I mean... Yoshi didn't really do anything to her..."
"It's Dakota," Kiba replied with a laugh. "I'm sure that she's just going crazy like she said she would be if she didn't leave the mansion."
Todd and Vixen both sighed at Kiba's words.
Maven rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Hmm..."
Dakota was still yelling at Yoshi, still for unknown reasons.
"Maybe's she just having a really bad day," Vixen concluded, as she looked at the boys that she was with. "Did someone say something to her that made her really mad or something?"
Maven suddenly looked very nervous and uncomfortable.
*
"(Okay... so why am I following you?)" asked Shaun in Japanese as Marth and the Renais twins led him through the halls of the Smash Mansion. "(I should be looking for Dakota... she might commit murder.)"
Eirika smiled as she turned to the boy. "(You're from Emblemria, right? We figured we'd show you a little something. Then you can go find Dakota.)"
Marth nodded as he added, "(Master Hand put everything he could afford in order to make all his participants in the tournaments comfortable in this mansion.)"
Shaun blinked and turned to the Prince as they continued to walk. "(Huh, really?)"
"(That's right,)" Ephraim said with a smile. "(That includes Emblemria.)"
Although Shaun had no idea where the three Smashers were taking him, he kept quiet and decided to let them lead him to it. They finally stopped at a door marked with a sword, the official symbol of Emblemria to the Smash tournaments. On closer inspection, Shaun noticed that the doorknob had an engraving on it resembling the Fire Emblem.
Marth reached for the doorknob and turned it, opening the door slowly and leading his three companions inside before closing it behind him.
Shaun widened his eyes at the elegant furniture that sat in the room. To him, it was like the furniture that sat in the sitting room in the Lowell castle, where Cain had brought him and Dakota when he had first met the two. Paintings of each of the heroes of the tales of Emblemria (like Lyn, or Ephraim, and there was even one of Soren and another of Mist) were decorating the walls, maps of each of the continents in between them.
An oil painting of the Fire Emblem was placed above a fireplace on the far side of the room, and copies of a few of the legendary swords were hanging off the walls as well. Bookshelves were placed on one wall that had no paintings or swords on it, possibly bearing a few ancient tales.
Shaun was taken aback – he was completely wordless.
Ephraim smirked as he looked at Shaun with a smile. "(Well, what do you think?)"
Shaun could only look at Ephraim with a hint of uncertainty. "(It's not what I expected...)"
"(You were expecting something a little less formal, weren't you?)" Eirika asked with a small smile. "(You're not used to these kinds of furnishings, are you?)"
Shaun could only shake his head in reply, as he turned his attention back to the room.
"(You're free to come here any time while you're visiting,)" Marth assured him. "(Being an Emblemrian, it's only natural.)"
"(Thank you,)" Shaun replied with only a hint of a smile.
*
Poor Dakota.
She was now tied to a chair once more, similar to the first day that she had arrived at the Mansion, although this time it was by Maven, Todd, Vixen and Kiba and not Shaun. She sat with an annoyed look, staring at the wall that the three had placed her in front of, as if trying to bore a hole into it. Zelda had found herself trying to comfort the crying Yoshi, who had a few bandages on his head done up by Dr. Mario, who was now packing up and getting ready to head back to his infirmary. Vixen was loading up her gun and Kiba was yawning and stretching on the couch. Todd was standing, leaning against the walls. Maven was ravelling his whip, placing it on his side, standing near Todd.
Dakota sighed and tried turning her head towards Vixen. "You know... the TYING ME TO A CHAIR part was REALLY UNNEEDED!"
"Oh, screw you!" Vixen snapped. "Poor Yoshi is traumatized... again. You didn't need to do that!"
"He kicked me!"
"He didn't mean it."
"What happened in here?" Everyone turned to see Rinku and Gavin had walked in, obviously not expecting Dakota to be tied to a chair.
"Oh, it's not that hard to explain, Big Brother," Maven said with a smirk. "You see, Dakota flipped out on Yoshi. The Lylatians and I just saved his ass."
Rinku raised an eyebrow at the 'Big Brother' remark. "Where'd that 'Big Brother' part come from?"
"Excuse me!"
Everyone turned once more to see that Pear had entered the room, bearing a teddy bear whose arm had sadly fallen off. She walked over to Zelda and held the bear out.
"The arm came off my bear!"
Zelda smiled, and took the bear out of Pear's hands and took her hand as well, leading the small girl out of the room, Yoshi and Dr. Mario leaving with her.
Rinku looked once more at his brother, an eyebrow still raised. "Well?"
"Eh, I guess Uncle Toon is rubbing off on me," Maven answered with a grin.
"Does that mean you're going to go crazy, too?" Vixen asked, causing her to receive a kick from Kiba.
"Shut up about that! He's not crazy!"
The Hylian brothers ignored them.
Maven's phrase caused Rinku to frown as he crossed his arms. "Well I don't like being called that."
"Of course you don't," Maven said rather heartily. His words made the others – minus Rinku, who still wasn't impressed with his brother, and Todd and Dakota, as both of them weren't really paying attention – to laugh with amusement.
Gavin sneered at Rinku and poked him in the arm. "Aw, cheer up, Rinku. You're going to lose all sense of happiness if you're serious all the time!"
"No I'm not!" Rinku instantly protested, causing those who laughed to laugh once more.
Vixen put her gun away as she looked at Rinku with delight. "Well, I can throw instant proof at yah to prove Gavin's point... my father, for example... Todd..."
Todd grunted at the remark.
Vixen continued. "My big brother, Marcus... Wolf... Dakota's dad at times..."
"Oh, shove it, Vixen!" yelled Dakota in anger as she somehow made the chair she was sitting on hop.
"Captain P… Master Hand… Captain Falcon after Ensign got in that accident… Shaun's dad…" Vixen had begun to smirk at this point.
Rinku sighed and face palmed. "Okay, I get it, Vixen!"
"Good!"
*
Zelda looked up from her pastries as a thought found its way into her brain. She turned to her left to see Peach working on a cake for the little party they were going to throw. She turned to her right to see Yoshi – still with tears in his eyes – cutting fruit for a salad. She looked behind her to see Pear and her now fixed teddy helping by washing the dishes. It seemed normal.
However, the thought in her head made it seem sad. Where was Link? It didn't take that long to go to a rather close temple and come back. Zelda turned back to her pastries, a cheerless look in her features.
Peach happened to notice and smiled at her. "Hey, what's wrong, Zelda?"
Zelda shrugged. "Nothing."
"Zelda."
"Okay!" Zelda turned to Peach, the still miserable look on her face. "I was just wondering about what could have possibly distracted Link this time... I mean, he's been gone for a while now. It doesn't take that long to..."
"Maybe that's just it," Peach offered, with her smile still on. "Maybe he decided that he should head to the hideout instead of coming here!"
Zelda gave Peach a doubtful look. "Without telling us?"
Peach gave Zelda a look filled with confidence. "Well, Link is sometimes like that, right? Maybe he just didn't want to worry you."
Zelda looked down with uncertainty. "Maybe, but I still have this feeling that something happened..."
Peach suddenly looked nervous.
"My Triforce has been giving me visions of a large, worm like creature attacking Link... and then he looks upset for some reason," Zelda explained. "The visions stopped about two days ago, but the feeling still stands. I fear something happened... and nothing good."
Peach looked down with hesitation.
Zelda continued. "Although my Triforce doesn't tell me what happened, I have this feeling that it had occurred to someone close to me and Link... For example, it could have been Ike, or the twins… Ah! What if it happened to the twins?!" Zelda now looked distressed as she held her hands close to her heart, now completely worried about Link and the others that had left.
Peach sighed, looking up now and holding onto Zelda's tensed shoulder as she began to hyperventilate. "Well, it's probably best not to dwell on it, Zelda. Perhaps you're right, but maybe we're both wrong. Maybe they're on their way here and it's just taking them longer. I'm sure that whatever happened, they're all alive and well."
Zelda nodded, obviously feeling a little better. "Let's hope, Peach."
*
Shaun walked into the living room and blinked in disbelief. Dakota was still tied to the chair and staring at the wall and the others had calmed down and were now watching television.
"What happened here...?" he asked, uncertain if he wanted to know the answer.
Maven looked up at him with a small smile. "Nothing at all out of the ordinary happened. We just managed to do what you always seem to be able to do and were able to stop Dakota from killing innocent people around the mansion. Yeah, it was fun."
"In other words, the usual," Vixen finished with a smile of her own.
Rinku stood up and looked around, counting the heads in the room. "Well, it looks like nearly all of us are here..."
Just as he had said that, Ensign dashed into the room and sat down immediately. He was soon followed by Pear and Riley, who sat on the floor. Soon after, Riolu wandered into the room. This meant that all of the Smash Generation members present in the Mansion had gravitated to the living room and had kicked all of the Smashers out of it. Vixen and Todd untied Dakota and they all huddled near the television as Maven turned it off.
"Okay, here's the deal," Rinku addressed, as he fiddled with his training sword. "Things are starting to sort of clear up, and Captain P's true intentions are probably already figured out. He intends to pull the same trick he pulled in 2028, and we need to stop him."
"(But how will we leave?)" Riolu brought up.
"Yeah..." Dakota added, as she looked thoughtful. "None of our vehicles save for Ensign's are here, and it's a race car with only two seats."
At this, Vixen suddenly had an evil smile on her face as she began to chuckle wickedly. The rest of the Smash Generation looked at her with confused faces as she placed a hand over her right pocket. She held up from this pocket a jingling set of silver keys on a black keychain. "I think I've found us a ride..."
*
Chrislma hummed to herself as she worked on the Computers of the Couempuetr Scryen. She looked up when she heard someone entering and smiled brightly as she recognized the tall, Koopa figure.
He appeared to look somewhat like Giga Bowser, only he was darker and a little smaller. This was Telemachus Claudius Rhade, a good friend of the girls that worked at the Couempuetr Scryen.
"Telemachus!" she cheered, as she rushed over and hugged his leg childishly. "What are you doing here?!"
"I decided to drop by," explained the fellow Aethour. "I was in the neighbourhood."
Axann and Kageshi walked in and smiled at his unexpected appearance.
"Well, you showing up here... seems a little strange," Kageshi commented darkly as she glared at his form. "Why are you a Koopa? You know I hate those."
"Well..." Telemachus started, before he suddenly had an epiphany and looked down... and down... and down... to come face to face with Chrislma.
He was a good three feet taller than her.
He tried to suppress his laughter, he really did, but it was to no avail. He began to shake with his out coming mirth, holding his sides as they hurt. Chrislma looked a little confused and worried as she began to slowly back away from the large Koopa.
"Oh... my god... Chrislma... I'm sorry, but you're so SHORT!" he exclaimed in amusement as he pointed his finger at the 4'9" Hylian.
Chrislma looked ready to cry, but that was before Kageshi kicked Telemachus in the shins to shut him up.
"GACK!" He doubled over in pain.
"Geez, Telemachus, you should know better than that!" Kageshi scolded.
Axann placed a hand on Kageshi's shoulder. "Calm down."
"How can I?! He just insulted our friend!"
That seemed to hit a nerve, but Axann didn't stop. "Calm down, Kageshi. Telemachus is our friend, not our enemy."
"Do we even have one? Oh wait... Yes we do, never mind," Chrislma stated as she began to look thoughtful. "The Flaemyrs, that's what they're called, right?"
Telemachus straightened and nodded, as he looked at Axann in confirmation, who gave him a look of agreement.
"The Flaemyrs?" Toad asked as he approached with Resetti and Otacon. "Who are they? They sound scary..."
"They are!" agreed Chrislma instantly. "The Flaemyrs are a group of people who believe that we should ruin the lives of people like you, as we... sort of have that power. The Marie Susans, however, are even scarier. They seduce people that they love and claim that they are completely powerful. They use their unique powers to make any person fall in love with them, even if they are of the same sex!"
"The Marie Susans have no male counterparts, and are only female," Axann finished.
Toad, Resetti and Otacon gave our three Aethoureis friends sceptical looks.
Kageshi looked offended. "Are you comparing me with those jackasses?! They always appear in skimpy outfits that look like school girl uniforms and with blonde hair and blue eyes! ALWAYS!"
"Well..." Otacon began, but he was cut off by further explaining.
"They are also very scary," Chrislma added, sounding a little frightened. "An alternate term for them is X-FanGirl. That's what Efefdoutnet called them."
Telemachus nodded and crossed his Koopa arms, adding, "That's right. Efefdoutnet banned all the Marie Susans and Flaemyrs from the World of Fainfictyon, locking them away in their own world where they could ravage and roam. They formed this world, and called it Leimoen."
"Although, an alternate term might be Selashfictyon. It goes by both names, and the last one is the name given to it by Efefdoutnet and the other Aethours and Aethoureises," Axann explained further. "However, the Marie Susans and Flaemyrs only refer to it as Leimoen."
"You people have strange names," Resetti commented.
Chrislma smiled at the comment. "We know, but it's our life, right?"
"To us... you have weird names," Kageshi said with a light laugh.
*
Fox was oblivious of the fact that he hadn't seen the keys to the Great Fox since the beginning of the Generations tournament. He had just figured that he had left the keys with Peppy, but the fact that Peppy was currently on his home planet visiting family seemed to have slipped his mind as well. It was as if Fox didn't even care that currently his Great Fox could have been broken into by kids from the future, and be taking off to some unknown place.
Of course, he had other things to care about, like his dear Krystal, who was currently taking off her shirt...
... And Krystal wouldn't have cared less as she turned and stared at her beloved Fox.
*
While Fox and Krystal were doing something in their shared bedroom, the entire Smash Generation had vanished off the grounds of the Smash Mansion, along with a certain ship. Of course, this idea didn't come to the mind of Falco as he was cutting off a piece of nice whole wheat bread on the counter. He chuckled as he picked up his new slice of bread, and got ready to eat it.
*
Slippy was not the brightest toad in the world, although when it came to mechanics, he was the top mind to ask. However, he was also pretty simple-minded as he merely laughed at what Snake and Sonic had just told him and grabbed the glass of water that he had been drinking. The idea that anything could be happening to the ship he so loved didn't even cross his mind.
Not even as Popo and Bowser Jr took out a toy space ship from the nearby toy box to play with.
*
Wolf could care less if the Great Fox was suddenly hijacked and stolen from Fox and Falco. Seriously.
*
Tails and Knuckles, joined by Lucario, walked out into the garage through the hallway entrance and blinked at the bare spot before them, previously having been occupied by a certain ship.
"Hey..." Tails started as he turned to his two companions. "Where'd the Great Fox go?"
*
"WHOO-HOO!"
Vixen laughed maniacally as she steered the Great Fox away from the Smash Mansion, her crew of friends behind her sitting on chairs with mixed reactions to her crazy driving. Maven, Dakota and Ensign were cheering their heads off, acting as if they were on a rollercoaster, for example.
"(Vixen! Slow down!)" Riolu cried in desperation as she was slipping out of her seat due to her small size.
Pear and Riley were gripping on each other tightly, as if terrified. Shaun looked passive. Todd and Kiba reacted as if this happened every day in their life. Rinku had magically fallen asleep. Gavin was also cheering, although he was gripping on his seat as well.
The Great Fox went off, heading for the hideout that held Captain P.
*
Wally raced through the halls of the building, dodging every bullet, every feather, every laser. He ducked into a corner, and easily escaped the enemy in the cliché fashion as his pursuers merely raced by him. Content with his getaway, he turned to leave the area, when he came face to face with another escapee.
She was a pirate, with blonde hair curled up in a strange fashion, a red kerchief around her neck. She glared at the PSI boy with a slight disdain as she stood before him.
"Who are you?!" she asked in a rather rude tone.
"My name's Wally," he greeted with a similar one. "My question to you is who are YOU?"
"Don't treat me like that!" the pirate girl reprimanded. "My name is Tetra, and I'll have you know, I'm a Princess!"
"Oh, really?!" Wally asked with a slight chuckle. "I have a slight problem believing that!"
"Most people do," Tetra scoffed as she turned to leave. "But that's okay, as I'll soon be out of here and back with my crew. Then I can go find my best friend and save his butt as I always end up doing." She began to walk away, removing a dagger from her pants and twirling it skilfully in her hands as she walked.
Wally blinked in confusion before realizing his only chance of escape was escaping. The irony. "Hey! Wait for me!"
He raced after her, as she stopped to wait for him before the two left the hallway.
*
Marth flipped through the channels now, looking around the room curiously as he turned away from the screen for a moment. Beside him sat the Renais twins as they played a game of chess together. On his other side, sat the newly healed Seth and Roy. Across the room, Snake and Samus were discussing plans that might work on their attack on Captain P's hideout.
Marth blinked as he realized one thing was missing, and not one, but many things.
... The entire Smash Generation was gone.
"(Everyone! Where is the Smash Generation?)" he asked, as he got up and acknowledged every Smasher that was in the room, temporarily forgetting that some of them didn't speak his primary language.
"What was that, Marth?" asked Captain Falcon as he straightened from the nap he was about to take. "You'll have to speak slower – I don't understand some Japanese words still."
"All-a I got out of it was-a the word 'Smash'," added Luigi as he looked up from dusting the furniture. "But-a then again, I-a don't understand most Japanese words, either."
"I just heard gibberish," added Bowser Jr as he turned back to his book he was reading with his father and Popo.
Snake grunted and stood up, walking around the room and counting heads, confusing those that didn't understand Marth's statement. He smirked and crossed his arms, turning towards the prince. "Looks like you were right, Marth. They are gone."
"Who?" asked Zelda as she walked in with some pie, as they were starting their celebration.
"The Smash Generation left for the raid on Captain P without us," Snake explained with a smirk. "The entire group – including those two blasted ten year olds – are gone."
"What?!" Dr. Mario yelled in surprise. "What about Shaun? I haven't been able to check on the stitches I applied to his side, yet!"
"I'm sure that kid's fine," Seth assured as he stood up to address the small doctor. "I was with that kid for only a day, and I could tell he knew what was right for him. He'll be fine."
"Besides," K.K. said with a smile, "he's with Dakota. What could possibly go wrong when those two are together?"
There was a slight pause before he suddenly realized what he just said.
"... I shouldn't have said that." K.K. muttered to himself.
*
"WE'RE GONNA CRASH!" Dakota screamed as she gripped tight onto Shaun causing him to attempt to pry her off him. One could hear the epic music of the Lord of the Rings in the background. "VIXEN'S CRAZY!"
"We've already acknowledged that," Maven said with a slight chuckle.
There was a slight moment of a pause as one could still hear the Lord of the Rings music in the background. Dakota let go of Shaun (much to his relief), swung her head behind her as she sat up on her seat leaning against the back.
"Alright! Who's playing that?!"
Ensign looked up from his iPod and looked around. He took a pair of ear bud headphones out of his ears and the music began blaring from them. "I'm sorry – what was that?"
"Turn that down! We could hear it from over here!" Dakota told him angrily.
"Oh, sorry," Ensign apologized, and he turned his iPod off.
Rinku moved up to the empty seat beside Vixen, who was actually steering rather calmly despite Dakota's reaction earlier. "How much farther?"
"About two hours – this will be fun," she told him with a smirk.
"Definitely."
*
Fox stepped out into the garage with a pair of spare keys in his hands as he couldn't find the actual keys; which sucked, as the keys to his house were on that pair. He looked up to notice a fragile part of his evening plan was missing.
Angrily, he stomped back into the Mansion and searched through all the halls until he came upon his prey. Once he did, he walked up to this particular person… and proceeded to push Wolf into a wall.
"Watch it, McCloud!" he angrily growled.
"Wolf, where's my ship?" Fox asked him with anger.
"Your ship?" Wolf had never been more confused in his entire life. He pushed Fox away from him and pointed at him accusingly. "I did nothing to your ship!"
"Sure! Well, it's GONE!" Fox argued. He moved to leave the hallway, heading back to the garage. "I'll just have to take your Wolfen then!"
Wolf stared at Fox in shock as he walked away. Quickly rethinking that option, he raced after his nemesis yelling his famous words… "Can't let you do that, Fox!!!"
*
It's time for: SMASH GENERATION SIDE TRACKS!
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Dakota was dressed awesomely in typical Star Wars clothing. She held in her hands a purple lightsaber.
Dakota and Darth Vader fought with lightsabers as they angrily glared at each other. Darth Vader slashed at Dakota and caused her to drop her lightsaber.
Dakota fell to the ground on her knees, and looked up at the evil man approaching her.
"You fight well," Darth Vader told her, "Join me, Dakota, and together we shall rule the entire galaxy."
"Never!" Dakota claimed. "You killed my father!"
"No, Dakota…" Darth Vader refused, as he stopped walking toward her. "No… I am your father." He removed his helmet, revealing himself to be... SOLID SNAKE.
"No…" Dakota said in shock. "No… no…. NOOO!!!!"
*
There will be no Random Bits of Info today. We seriously couldn't think of anything to say...
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VIXEN has left Crazy Hand's Party!
DAKOTA has left Crazy Hand's Party!
SHAUN has left Crazy Hand's Party!
PEAR has left Crazy Hand's Party!
RILEY has left Crazy Hand's Party!
RINKU has left Crazy Hand's Party!
MAVEN has left Crazy Hand's Party!
TODD has left Crazy Hand's Party!
KIBA has left Crazy Hand's Party!
ENSIGN has left Crazy Hand's Party!
RIOLU has left Crazy Hand's Party!
*
The Great Fox has been obtained by the Smash Generation!
Snake officially sucks at Chess!
Emblemria Room unlocked!
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The Great Fox has been captured!
*
END EPISODE
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Shortest episode in existence.