Anime: I finally get to try out an author chapter!
Kana: Hm, next will be Ganondorf, though.
Anime: Oh ho ho ho! I have a good comic relief closer on that one.
Rebekah: Huh. I hope that it doesn't involve us.
Anime: Oh, yeah. I might rewrite some chapters so I might end up having long update gaps.
Morn: Hey! I'm joining A.N.s from now on! Anime doesn't own Super Smash Brothers Brawl but she owns us three!
-Authors Invade-
"FINALLY SCOOL IS OVER," Morn said, landing on the couch.
"Why are you celebrating? You only had to go for three days," Raphael pointed out.
"That's correct," ROB verified.
"Who cares! It was torture anyway," Morn said, lazily relaxing on the couch.
Yup, that's right. School was finally over for the Smasher crew. Of course though, Samus never needed to go. Anyway, they finally got back to the mansion, relieved that they can finally relax for a while (except ROB, he was disappointed). It's coming. 3 . . . 2 . . . 1.
"WWHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
All of a sudden two girls had fallen onto Morn, knocking all the air out of him. Rebekah noticed that they came from a portal, similar to the ones Pit and Lucario make.
The two girls looked different from each other. The one on Morn's chest (and almost killing him) had black hair, about mid-back and wore a glasses, a light red cape, a blue sweater with the sleeves rolled up, black shorts, and black ankle boots. In her hand was a book with wierd designs. The odd part about her was that she had dog ears and tail from the dog Repede, from Tales of Vesperia. She was definitely short.
The other girl seemed to have a sky blue theme. Her eyes, hair, tank top, and skirt were sky blue while she had tan boots. The odd part about her was that she had a giant pencil slung over her back like a sword. She was clearly taller than the other girl.
"Ow, I really need to work on my dimension traveling," the girl with the dog ears said.
"Totally," the other girl replied.
"C-can you get off me," Morn had barely been able to say. They were breaking his ribs by now.
"Oh, sorry," the two said at the same time while getting off of him.
"Who are you two," Lucario asked, suspiciously.
"Oh, right. Introduction," the blue-haired girl said. "I'm Sky, Sky Chain Lilyana, also the user fo the Skyward Pencil. It's my fav weapon since it can transform into any weapon you can imagine."
"Hey! I'm Animechik250 but call me Anime," the girl with dog ears introduced. "Animal-human hybrid and master of magic, well, almost."
Yep, that's me, and with me is my best author friend, Sky.
"Why are you two here and how, as well," Yuri asked the girls.
"We wanted to visit Smash Mansion. We got here with my magic," Anime said rubbing her neck. "But I still need to work on it."
"You think," Sky said glaring at her.
"You better pay for my medical bill," Morn fumbled through his pain.
"No need," Anime said as she took out a notepad. She wrote down, 'Morn's ribs get healed in an instance.' Morn felt the pain go away and looked at her.
Morn felt the pain go away and looked at her. "How did you do that!"
"Hmph, this is average powers of an author," Sky bragged.
"Author," everyone wondered.
Master Hand then burst through the door and yelled, "AN AUTHOR!" He floated towards them and said, "Why are authors here?"
"Why not, huh," Sky asked the giant hand.
"What are authors," Kirby asked the girls.
"Heehee! You see we are authors, very special beings. We originate from many worlds of fiction, nonfiction, and real worlds but in all of those worlds there are select people to be authors, artists, and animators. The ones that are chosen are able to join certain worlds specifically created for these people. To meet the requirements to even be chosen is to be a lover of using these activities to use their imagination. Us, authors go to the world of and meet others that use writing for their imagination. With the title 'author', it gives us a literal power. Whatever we write it becomes true, just like any fictional world as you have learned, except it works on minor tasks as well. When you first enter Fanfiction Net, or any of the other two worlds of creativity, you have to abandon your original worlds and accept a new name and life style. Depending on your new name you also get extra special powers, most of them quite accurate," Anime explained in detail.
"Interesting, but I still don't know why you girls are here," Master Hand said.
"C'mon MH! We authors know everything~! Us two have always wanted to go to Smash Mansion," Sky said.
"At least the version I made up," Anime quietly muttered. Sadly Sky heard this and she earned a punch.
"Hm, can we hang out with these two Master Hand," Kana asked. Everyone, except the said authors, stared at her.
"Why," Samus asked.
"Why not," Kana said like Sky. Kana had a point there. The others started to agree with her. Who knows if the authors are bad or not?
Master Hand sighed in defeat. "Fine, the authors can stay for today."
"YAY!" Then Master Hand left the room, hoping nothing will go wrong.
"So what do you want to do," Jaku asked the two *cough*seemingly*cough* innocent girls.
The two girls looked at each other and smiled (evilly). "Well . . ."
-Authors Invade-
"WHOHOO!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Let me explain. The two girls thought that it would be fun to um, sky dive without parachutes off of the Halberd stage. No, boundary lines, either. The girls were having a ton of fun but, um, definitely not the Smasher crew. They were screaming their heads off with the wind rushing through their hair. The Smashers were wondering how the authors were having fun, especially since its two girls. Honestly from my view I could see the two laughing their heads off.
"WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE," Rebekah yelled, crying from fear. Everyone here wanted to live to see 2060 y'know.
"AGREED," everyone else yelled. Pit and Lucario made portals and everyone did their best to go through. It took a few minutes to get in, with all the wind and falling stuff.
The girls didn't notice that they left but when they did Sky asked Anime, "Where'd they go?"
"I think they went back to Smash Mansion. We should head back to," Anime replied. She chanted an incantation with a magic circle around her. She finished and a portal appeared in front of them. They fell in.
-Authors Invade-
Everyone was panting, on their knees, trying to lower their blood pressure. Morn saw his life flash before his eyes back there! Never ever sky dive off the Halberd. EVER. When the girls came back they looked at them strangely.
"What's wrong," they said in unison.
"WHAT'S WRONG! ARE YOU CRAZY," Yuri questioned. "IT WAS F**KIN' SCARY OUT THERE!"
"It wasn't that scary," Anime said.
"How is it not," Kana yelled. "These two are out of their minds," she thought to herself.
"I don't see how it was scary," Sky said.
"Not comparing to other stuff authors go through," Anime commented.
"Wait, Fanfiction Net has fanfics, right," Kana asked them.
"Yeah."
Kana got the picture after that. "Oh, three words: yaoi and yuri," Kana answered.
Everyone always shudder at those words. Ugh!
"What do we do now," ROB asked, trying to get away from the subject.
"What do you guys do," the authors asked.
"Well . . ."
-Authors Invade-
"I'm betting 100 bucks that Jaku will lose," Anime betted with her fellow author.
"You're on," Sky replied.
Jaku was brawling against the three current Judgebenders. Right now they were ganging up on him. But now Morn decided to help Jaku.
"Traitor," Kana said playfully. She then hit Morn with her side smash.
"Yes. I have done many sins, more than treachery," Morn kidded. He then hit Kana back.
"What's with the midevil talk," Rebekah asked, fighting Jaku.
"C'mon, you two should try, it's fun," Morn said.
"Um," Rebekah pointed her sword at Jaku. "Thou hast committed the most heinous crimes. Now prepare to face your punishment; Death! Whoa, holy crap, that is fun!"
"Right," Kana said.
So, because it was pretty fun they decided to talk midevil. It was actually pretty entertaining that way. Even the ones who were watching started doing it.
"Who hath you dealt your gold on," Yuri asked Raphael.
"Why, Kana, of course," Raphael told him.
"Prepare to suffer from lack of gold," Marth said to him.
"Who hath you betted your gold on?"
"I betted 10 gold pieces on Rebekah."
"Hmph, prepare for defeat, for I have betted 20 gold pieces on Morn," Samus said, overhearing their conversation. Everyone was pretty much placing bets on each fighter in the arena.
The match ended with Young at first place, Kana at second, Morn at third, and Rebekah ended up last because she's not good with Morn's electricity.
Poor Marth.
"Hm, this is getting boring," Anime said annoyed that she lost $100.
"Aw, one more match," Sky said, trying to get another $100 out of her fellow author.
"No. Hm, what else is there to do," Anime wondered.
"Notacrazystunt notacrazystunt," the Smashers prayed. They did not want to end up falling down the water fall in Rumble Falls in a barrel. Shoot, they might have given them ideas.
Then the Smashers noticed that the two said authors were gone. Not good . . .
Rebekah was looking around for them when she heard a familiar beeping noise on her arm. She looked and saw a GOOEY BOMB? In fact everyone had a gooey bomb on them. In the middle of the room was a motion sensor bombs.
. . . They're doomed.
-Authors Invade-
Ah, Smash Mansion looks so peaceful on the outside. The birds are chirping, the trees are just moving in the most peaceful way, when . . .
*BOOM!*
The mansion practically jumps from the explosion.
-Authors Invade-
"That. Was. Awesome," the authors said peeking from the corner they were hiding in.
"No! It was not," Young yelled.
"To us authors, it was," Anime said with her hands behind her head.
Oh my, the room is completely filled with scorch marks. All the furniture was destroyed as well. Huh, we destroyed Smash Mansion's Brawl Floor.
Master Hand slammed himself against the door and noticed the damage. "What did you two do!"
"Don't blame us! Crazy suggested it," Sky said.
"CRAZY!"
Crazy calmly floated into the room. "Yez bro?"
"Did you tell them to do this?"
Crazy looked around the room and said, "Whoahz! It worked, sisses!" Crazy then hi-fied the two authors.
"Heh, I wonder what other stuff we could do here," Anime wondered.
"The possibilities are endless," Sky replied.
"That's it your out of here," Rebekah said.
"Wha-? But-"
"Out."
"But!"
"OUT!"
The two then left the mansion, for now. Actually, ever since, Anime liked to drop by. Anime said she invited Sky to come with her but now she doesn't have the time. I have to admit, though, it is fun to screw with those guys.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE AGAIN?"
"Heehee, why not?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
-Authors Invade-
Anime: Pretty short chapter, I know, but I've always wanted to put myself in, just once. I brought Sky in because she is so nice to keep reading and reviewing this story. THANK YOU SKY!
Kana: Don't come back!
Anime: Hee hee! No way!
Rebekah: Why us?
Anime: R&R people.