AN: HELLO FANFICTION... Home of nerds and Fangirls (and those of us who have nothing better to do with our lives). My first note should of course be that I am late with this post. I actually have an excuse this time. I just got back from Portland. I was helping some family move in to their new house. It was fun and all that, but I realized that I had not posted on here. Call it bad planning on my part for not warning you a head of time. I do apologize and ask that you don't come after me with pointy sticks and things that burn (Cause I know all of you only live to read more of my fic and that it absolutly torments your very soul when I don't post). I have discovered something very interesting while I was gone though. TRIGUN THE MANGA IS BADASS!!!!! Before this trip I could only find Trigun Maximum, so I was happy as hell to find the first 2 volumes of Trigun. If you don't know what Trigun is then you are what my friends and I comonly refer to as a N00B!!!!! In other news... hmmm let's see... I got my first pube...(sorry couldn't resist). OHHHHH I have been reading some of Berserk (about 134 chapters of it). It is the quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever read. And at the same time possibly the most AWSOME!!!!! I mean it's sick as fuck, but it has got some badass shit in there. Course the whole demon rape scen was a tad bit disturbing (not to mention graphic as HELL. I mean he showed diffrent positions and everything. The only thing you didn't see was vagina I mean they even had bush!!!!! I mean the good bush NOT the president.) So yeah it has my recomendation to anyone who wants to see really bloody action with disturbing demons, and nude people/demons, then definatly read it. I thing System of a Down put it best (I listen to this song whenever I read it) "It's a Violent Pornography. Chocking Chicks and Sodomy" and everything in that quote dose happen in the manga:)/:(. So yeah to sumurise if you liked Bible Black then you are gonna love Berserk, if you haven't seen it (lucky you), or if you have seen it and didn't like it (I'm probably in this catagory) then you might like it (most people do). Ok well that was my manga talk for this time. I know it probably was the most random thing you've heard but I just thought you'd enjoy some 'News from Jester'. Any who this upcoming chapter I am going back to the original plot (the Raditz Kakashi fight!!!) so enjoy that. Also I would like to apologize for the last chapter. I don't think I got a great response from it and I'm sorry if it offended anyone. I thought it would be funny, but when I don't get many reviews it kinda makes me think that people didn't like it. If you were scared off by my warning that it was going to be graphic. I LIED!!!! It barely had any actuall details in it. So if you didn't read it because of that I think you should go back and read it. I rarely laugh while writing something, but that was one I was grining evily while I wrote (I thought it was hee-haw-larious!!!) So I'm hoping to hit at least 50 comments/reviews by the end of this story. I think that is a realistic goal as long as everyone dose their part. So read and review or else God will kill a puppy (or if you don't like puppies then he'll kil the first born of your family) :).

Thanx for listening

Now read the solid crap that is being spewed from my keybaord

Jester666

Chapter 14:

The Lamest Battle Ever Written:

Kakashi yelled and ran toward Raditz.

"CHIDORI!!!" He screamed rushing forward. Raditz calmly looked on as Kakashi came forward.

"God your pathetic... I can see why your pared with people like Guy-Sensei and Anko, and you probably have the biggest OC catagory on this site."

"AT LEAST I HAVE A FANDOM WHICH IS A TESTIMATE TO THE FACT THAT MY CHARACTER IS SUPERIOR AND HAS MUCH MORE IMPACT TO STORY THEN YOU DO!!!!!" Kakashi yelled still running forward

"Jesus Christ! What the hell is taking him so long to fucking get there? I mean he's been running like this since 2 chapters ago?!" Naruto asked exasperated.

"Well you see Naruto, when ever the writers/animators are lazy or want to extend the saga, they make everything longer. That is why the wait before he started running was ridiculessly long too. So now everything is going to take a long time because in reality Kakshi could probably just kick his ass in like 5 minutes. They want to get an episode (or chapter) out of this but don't want to animate (or write) a whole hell of alot. So that is when they use this scinareo. It could be worse I mean usually they just have us continually jump through porly looped animated footage of trees. It could be worse thoug. I mean they havent used their worst move." Sasuke explained.

"What is their worst move?" Sakura asked.

"Simple, it's when they have the climactic end to the last episdoe to make you think they started the fight but then they some how avoid starting it in the next episode. Sometimes they have someone stop them, or sometimes they do a "big reveal" to make the fight stop. Of course it's always something we already figured out for ourselves (AN: Eragon/ Eldest I'm staring RIGHT at ya)" Sasuke said

"Dude look I think he might be at the end of the run!!!" Naruto yelled. It was true Jester finally got tired of writing all this filler so Kakashi (going against ALL Naruto/DBZ style) had finaly gotten out of the big advancment.

"Wait Kakashi..." Raditz said

"What?"

"You wouldn't hurt your own Big Brother would you?" Kakshi stoped dead in his tracks!

"OH GOD DAMNIT!!!! YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING!!! CHRIST LOOK YOU ALREADY PULLED THAT CRAP ON GOKU IN THE SAYIAN SAGA!I mean christ it is always something like that. Kakshi I TOLD YOU to watch the DVD box set of DBZ we had, but nooooooo. You decided against it and look he got you with the classic "big reveal" move!" Sasuke shouted at their sensei.

"Damn, you saw through my cleaver, and stratigicaly placed reveal... Oh shit" Raditz said, as Kakshi promptly shoved his Chidori right through his heart.

"Wow... You mean we had to go through all that crappy filler for like 5 seconds of action?"

"Yeah dude. Look that is always how fights work. If they aren't that important then it only takes a couple seconds to win. Hell in MAJOR BATTLEs we only get like mabey 3 minutes of actuall fighting, compared to the 20 minutes they spend talking."

"SO how do we know when a major battle is coming up?" Naruto asked.

"Well first the character who is fighting will give a long crappy monolouge and then the inspirational music will start playing." As Sasuke was saying all this Nappa (You all remeber him. The filler fuck who took up half of the Sayian Saga even though Goku beat him in like 5 seconds) was walking on to the feild to replace the now dead Raditz.

"You know what guys? It is time for me to do something. I am always hiding behind you guys I need to take care of this myself... I mean sure the first usefull thing I do in the series is kick the crap out of Sasori (despite having given this "I need to do something" speech like 30 frikin times). But I need to do this now!" As Sakura was talking the inspirational flute solo that always kicks in right as a big fight is suposed to happens, began to play (AN: Watch the fucking show if you don't know what I'm talking about). Sakura charged forward.

"Wow dude you were right. Crappy monolouge, wierd flute solo, crappy battle!" Naruto said.

"Dude of course I was right. Now if everthing follows the show then...YEP look she's flashbacking." Sasuke said.

Menwhile in Sakura's inner monolouge

I need to help Naruto and Sasuke. I need to be less of a horribly annoying character who is SUPOSED to add sex apeal to the show even though I'm like 12 years old (AN: Seriously what the hell. It's the same with Winrey from FMA. I mean are all Japanese pedophiles or what? THEY ARE FUCKING 12!!!! God go with the Onegai Teacher aproach and add an extreamly hot (and busty:) teacher to the mix (who a fucking 15 year old has sex with... I mean how realistic is that. I mean put aside all the alien crap all that junk and just look at this. Nobody who looks like that would be sexually atracted to someone who is like 6 years younger than them.) But like I say add a hot older woman to the mix (Like Anko except alot hotter) for the sex apeal. Don't use 12 year old girls!) I need to become strong so that I can continue to attempt to whore myself off to Sasuke, even though I know he's a queer who's obssed with Naruto... I will also probably start having sex with him sometime in the future, and so I need to-

"SAKURA SHUT THE HELL UP, STOP FLASHBACKING, AND GET TO THE PART WHERE ONE OF COMES AND SAVES YOU SO WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS CHAPTER ALREADY!!!!" Naruto yelled at her.

"RIGHT!!" She yelled back. She ran forward and got the shit kicked out of her by a weak ass aponent... Just like usual.

"Ok my turn!" Sasuke yelled. He sprinted forward and shoved several shiruken up Nappa's ass.

"God damn I'm good." He said walking away from the corpse.

"Don't get to confident just yet Sasuke," Kakashi said as they huddled in their group.

"Why the hell not?"

"Because your fights are always tougher than Sakura's. After this you go up against an oponent that for some reason kicks your ass, and then Naruto has to kick his ass to show he's superior to you. I mean hell why do you think the show is called Naruto?"

"Good point Kakashi-Sensei!" Sakura said.

Mehwhile in the Den of the Queen

"Damn them!! They have gotten this far... Alright pull out the big guns"

"You mean?"

"Yes... Skip them to the Freiza Saga."

"But... That would mean skiping the Namek and the Ginyu Saga..."

"Yes I know. Have the villians from those saga's killed, the filler fucks"

"Yes... right away."

"YES SOON MY PLAN SHAL COME TO FRUITION!!!!! Genaric Villian Laugh"

To Be Continued...

AN: That was that... I've gotta go take a piss so I'm just gonna finish here, no AN.