AN: This story will be closing in a few chapters, but I've decided on a sequel focusing more around Masaki and Tatsuki. This chapter gets a bit weird near the end. Enjoy!
Ichigo was shook awake by Tier. His eyes could only make out her green eyes, since he was basically asleep.
"Tier…what…what do you want?" Ichigo mumbled as he pushed her face away, she in turn bit down hard on his hand. "What the he-" He was silenced by her hand on his mouth.
"Be quiet, they're all still asleep. Help me load them into the cars…I want to go as soon as possible." She spoke quietly as she removed her hand, Ichigo was fully awake now.
"I swear if you wake me up again this early, I'll drown you." Ichigo sat up and carefully picked up Toshiro, since he was the closest. "Go open your car!" Ichigo whispered sharply to her.
"Right, he's riding with me…" Ichigo went out and put him in his front seat and shut the door.
"You go wake Urahara, I'll get the others in."
"Fine…" Ichigo went back in the shop quietly, trying to find Urahara's room, he checked doors until he found the correct room, it was dark and Ichigo started fumbling around for a switch.
"Mmmhmbmm! Hmmph, hmmphmm!(Ichigo help me! Hurry up, I need to piss!)" Was what Ichigo heard while standing in the door. He finally found the light switch and wished he hadn't, Urahara's arms and legs were handcuffed to his bed, and he had a gag ball in his mouth. His hat was perched on his member.
"Wonderful…I'll send Yoruichi later, we're leaving."
"Mhmmhfmmmphbmmmmhmm!(You fucking dick come back here, I'll ruin my hat!)" Ichigo just shut off the light and shut the door. He went to the room to find her struggling to lift Renji.
"Help me here; stupid gigai doesn't have my normal strength." She sharply whispered, making Ichigo wonder why he could flash step and lift a grown man a foot off the ground.
"Wake him and ask him to help, I'll get Sung-Sun." Ichigo left Tier to wake him up and walked over to her, and picked her up like a child. He got halfway to Tier's car when she woke up.
"…What a pleasant surprise…" She spoke through her yawns as Ichigo was nearing the car.
"Don't get too excited, rides over." Ichigo shoved her into the front seat of the car and slammed the door at her.
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"Alright, are we ready to leave yet?" Ichigo and Renji were leaning against a wall watching Tier carry Nel out.
"Yeah, Renji, get in. Ichigo, we'll follow you to your house so you can drop off Captain Ice." Tier's poke at Hitsugaya earned a burst of laughter from the other two.
"Alright, and Renji, I forgot to say it last night. Congratulations!" Ichigo threw his arm around Renji's neck.
"Thank you Ichigo!" Renji called as he ran to Tier's car.
"Hurry up let's go!" Ichigo revved his engine loudly, this woke Hitsugaya and the others.
"Kurosaki…what. Where am I?" He was still half asleep even though the engine was much louder for him, since he was in the car.
"You're in my car, remember the one from yesterday? Yeah, well I remembered how you didn't like the sun all those years ago at the last time we went, so I'm dropping you off at my house so you can see Karin, and I'll bring you both back to my new house later, provided she wants to."
"Alright…I swear…if your father touches me I might kill him." He was having a memory of Isshin from when Hitsugaya was the third seat.
"Don't be afraid to hit him, but don't kill him, he's the one taking care of my sisters."
"Good point."
"I've been meaning to ask, does your gigai let any of your spiritual pressure through? I can't sense any of you."
"No, all of our gigai suppress us to humans. Doesn't yours?"
"Y-Yeah." Ichigo was a bit surprised by this, he pulled up in front of his house and they both got out of the car, Tier pulled up behind and Rukia got out to go see Ichigo's family. Ichigo and the two went to the door and he knocked.
"Toshiro, be nice to my sister." Ichigo mentioned as he wait for the door to open.
"I always have been…" He seemed irritated that Ichigo said that.
"Hel-Toshiro!" Karin opened the door and when she saw who was there she jumped at him and threw her arms around him.
"Hi, Karin-chan." Ichigo was surprised to hear him call his sister that.
"Well, sorry if I'm interrupting your love lives…Go get Yuzu and dad, and bring them outside." Ichigo turned and dragged Rukia away and around a corner to where the cars were.
"You fool, I wanted to say hi!" Rukia barked as he dragged her back to Renji who was leaning against the car, and threw her into his arms.
"Renji, hold her there." When Ichigo requested this Renji just nodded. After five minutes of waiting, Ichigo turned his radio on and left the doors open, playing some weird song nobody knew, something by Skylar Grey and Eminem.
"I like her voice, but, I can't help but feel she doesn't mean an actual bike…" Rukia had turned her attention to the music and what she said earned a few chuckles from Ichigo.
"Why is this song even on the radio!?" Karin said as she and the others came outside.
"Is this song that offensive?" Ichigo asked as the chorus blared in the background.
"You haven't heard Eminem's verse yet then…and it's not even censored…what station is that?" Karin asked as she walked over to the car, she didn't care what kind of car it was, but Yuzu and Isshin were dropped to their knees at the sight of the two most expensive cars they had ever seen.
"Umm…I don't know, I just flipped around, and it's satellite…" Ichigo got into the car and looked at the radio screen, he couldn't make out any of it, other than the artist name. "I didn't think you even liked Eminem or even music at all?"
"You're not going to know everything about me anymore." She crossed her arms at him.
"Whatever, did he ask if you wanted to go to my new house?" Karin and the others nodded quickly. "Oh right! Dad, send the cat to Urahara soon, he needs to…examine it." Ichigo shot a slight wink at him and he just nodded.
"Ichigo…why do you have this…Orihime isn't with you…" Karin had been examining the interior of the car and she found the box of extra-large condoms.
"Those are Renji's, they're probably way too big for him anyway!" Ichigo took the box and threw it back at Renji.
"Whatever you say…" Rukia added making Ichigo's eye twitch. He turned to his car to find Sung-Sun in the front seat.
"No!"
"Please…I'll be good…"
"Oh like hell you will!" Ichigo grabbed her arm to pull her out and she bit him.
"I'll be good…"
…
"Toshiro, Karin, Yuzu, dad, I'll come get you four tomorrow morning, Toshiro. Don't. Touch. Her." with that Ichigo drove off with Tier following closely.
"I like the burn on your face…" Sung-Sun said over the music she found, Ichigo decided to let her find something she would like.
"I don't…It reminds me of Tatsuki." Ichigo said as he felt it.
"Why does the thought of your daughter make you sad…?"
"My daughter isn't the Tatsuki I'm talking about; she is named for her though." Ichigo sighed before speaking again. "I'll tell you later at the house…is there anyone you want to share a room with, there are four bedrooms."
"Yumai." She responded immediately.
"I don't know why I even asked you…But fine. Just…no public displays. Each room has its own shower, so if you want to do anything, do it in there."
"…who are you sharing a room with…"
"Whoever doesn't get a roommate." Ichigo thought for a second. "Which hopefully isn't Tier." This earned him a little giggle from Sung-Sun, who he noticed was hiding her hands under her arms.
"…I can't blame you for your preferences…even I would want to get to you…since you announced that otherworldly size…"
"Please, don't bring it up much more. And, why…do you hide your hands all the time?"
"I…Don't like them…" she said quietly, and when Ichigo stopped at a red light, he reached over to her and pulled her hand out and looked at them, they were small and smooth with long fingers.
"Why not, they are so small and cute!" Ichigo said in a mocking tone.
"I don't want to be cute…"
"Alright than, are you hungry, we'll be there in like twenty minutes and there isn't food there." Sung-Sun nodded. It was still relatively early, not many people were on the roads so Ichigo rolled down his window and waved his arm out and signaled for Tier to pull over. They did and Ichigo got out.
"Tier, are you guys hungry? I have no food at the house, so…" he was interrupted by fast nods from everyone. "Alright…" Ichigo looked around for a second, and then he noticed a good restaurant, Denny's. "I know where we're going, it's across the street."
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"That was good…" Renji moaned as he threw his arm around Rukia.
"Excuse me sir…Here's the bill." The waitress handed Ichigo a slip of paper that was around a foot long.
"I expected it to be more…" Ichigo got up and paid the grand total of $163.76. Everyone else had got up and went out the door. "May I ask what my waitress' name was?"
"My name is Tami!" The waitress was standing a foot behind him grinning.
"I'll be back in a few days, I hope you will be working, you put up with my friends…here." Ichigo pulled about seventy dollars in cash out of his wallet and handed it to her and left.
"Tier, I didn't know you liked animals so much!" Renji called as Tier was running around the parking lot being chased by a stray dog. Ichigo couldn't help but laugh.
"Oh, what is that dog doing all the way out here?" Ichigo walked out to the lot and the dog immediately ran up to him and sat.
"You like to take your damn time!" Tier yelled as she was out of breath.
"This is my old boss' dog, Moka" when Ichigo said the dog's name it barked at him.
"It's a demon that's what it is!" Tier shouted. Ichigo led the dog to his car, and put him on the passenger seat.
"Sung-Sun, ride with them, when I get you to the house, I'm going to return the dog."
…
Ichigo led the group to the house and they all ran in. he drove off to the direction of where he remembered his boss Ikumi lived. When he got there when he got there he saw her son sitting outside looking sad. Ichigo let the dog out and it ran to the boy.
"Moka!" the boy shouted when the dog jumped on him. Ichigo got out of the car and walked up to him.
"I found him near the beach at a Denny's parking lot." Ichigo spoke as he walked up to him.
"Who the hell are you? How did you know where this dog lived? He isn't wearing tags!"
"I'll explain, go get your mom for me please." Ichigo gave him a small smile and thought something.
'Good, the brat doesn't remember me.'
"What is it, what's so important that he can't come inside?" Ichigo heard his old boss from inside.
"Hello, I found your dog." Ichigo spoke, thinking she wouldn't recognize him.
"YOU'RE LATE TO WORK! ITS BEEN ALMOST THREE YEARS AND ALL YOU SHOW UP WITH AS AN APOLOGY WAS MY SON'S DOG!?" She delivered a massive punch to his jaw, which spun him around and to the ground.
"Well, considering I'm legally dead, I thought that I was fired. I'm sure my dad told you my government situation, correct?" Ichigo was rubbing his jaw, it felt like he got hit by a truck
"Yeah, he told me about your 'death' it was a horrible story anyway. 'He fell from a hotel balcony having crazy rough sex with a prostitute' such a horrible liar." She covered her son's ears so she could tell the story.
"I'm going to kill him…" Ichigo clenched a fist and had eyes flaming with anger. "Well, Ikumi, I might come around to say goodbye, before I have to go back into secrecy, hope my appearance didn't startle you." Ichigo turned to her son and crouched down.
"What do you want!?"
"I've wanted to do this since I met you!" Ichigo flicked the boy between the eyes and he fell unconscious. "Don't worry; he'll be up in about an hour!" Ichigo shouted as he ran back to his car and sped off.
After a while he came back to the house and when he got inside, he went to the master bedroom. The room was more the size of a dining hall than a bedroom. There was a large glass wall looking out to the ocean and had a sliding glass door to a balcony with an outdoor shower, it was hidden enough so that those on the outside couldn't see anything, but the one inside could.
"Why are you in here!?" Ichigo shouted to see Tier standing on the balcony.
"I like it in here, and calm down, I won't rape you." She spoke with a wink; Ichigo knew it was going to be a long vacation. "And plus, Nel said she will share her room with Captain Ice."
"Fine, but if I wake up and you're in my bed. I will throw you off that balcony." Ichigo sat on his bed, and it started undulating. "What the hell?" It was a waterbed. "Are you kidding…a waterbed…is this the 70's?" Ichigo got up and felt Tiers bed, it was a waterbed too.
"I like them, also, this shower…"
"Don't worry, I won't watch, and I hope you do the same."
"Maybe…"
"I don't even…Whatever." Ichigo heard a knock on the door.
"Nobody knows I live here…who…" Ichigo made his way to the door and when he opened it his eyes were wide.
"Hello, Captain Burnface!" It was Yoruichi. Behind her was Ukitake, Sui-Feng, Yuze, Hitsugaya and the rest of his family. Ichigo's dad was holding a bunch of bags, which contained swimsuits.
"Why are you here? How did you manage to get two captains away so quickly? And why is Yuze here?
"And why do you have so many questions?" She shoved him back and the group walked in.
"I don't have this many rooms!"
"Your family isn't staying; the rest of us will sleep in the living room. Unless you want to share your bed with me?" Yoruichi licked her lips a little which made Ichigo flinch.
"Nope, that is just fine, I already have to share my room with Tier, and Toshiro, sorry about this, but you are with Nel." Ichigo walked over to his couch and ejected from the gigai, it just fell on the couch.
"Why is your hair so long?" Yuze asked as she sat on one of the other couches, there were three of them in the room.
"This feels better, that burn was bothering me, and I've grown used to this claw…And I don't even know it's going to be like this from now on." Ichigo put his zanpakuto in the corner of the room, and took his new coat off, his old one, got disintegrated during the Eletera attack.
"Ichigo my son! You turned down an offer to sleep with Yoruichi! My son you have become a trustworthy man!" Isshin continued to shout something at the ceiling to Masaki, and Ichigo threw his gigai's shoe at him.
"Shut up old man!"
"Ichigo, this is a nice house, come on Sui-Feng, you can be shy later…" Ukitake pulled Sui-Feng in and revealed the clothes her gigai was wearing. A tight thin material red shirt and a skirt that barely went past her thighs, Yoruichi slapped her when she walked by.
"I take it that once you freed Urahara he did that for Sui-Feng at your request?" Ichigo asked and Yoruichi nodded.
"Yoruichi took everyone's measurements from Urahara and got swimsuits for everyone, let's go swimming now!" Yuze chirped as she jumped up and pulled swimsuits from the bags.
"Alright, the rooms are upstairs, go get everyone and give them swimsuits. I have to go somewhere for a little, I'll join you all later." Ichigo got back in his gigai and retrieved the shoe, he grabbed Tier's keys and ran out the door.
"Yuze, let's go get everyone!" Yoruichi dragged her up the stairs quickly.
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"I think mine is too small…" Tier said shyly, even for her Hawaii girl attitude it was much too revealing. Yoruichi grinned widely at her, Tier was wearing a tiny bikini that barely covered her nipples, one wrong tug and it would snap, she thought. The bottom wasn't any better, it was a tight thong, and both pieces were a dark green.
"Oh, come on! It's sexy! Ichigo would love it!" Yoruichi had her mischevious grin on, nothing good was going to follow.
"But he's married!"
"But he has a dick!" Yoruichi shouted in reply, which effectively silenced Tier for a second.
"If what he said was true, then of course I want to see. But I promised I wouldn't try anything with him!"
"Just have some fun! If it makes you feel better, I'll stop him if his stupid male brain kicks in."
"Fine, stop him if he gets grabby!" Tier walked out of the room slowly, to avoid any unneeded movements. "Maybe I should have something a little bigger…"
"Shut up and go!" Yoruichi pushed her out the door, Tier walked down the stairs carefully holding the top in place.
"I'm starting to hate you."
"Holy shit…" Was all anyone could say, Renji, Ukitake, and Hitsugaya all got a smack on the back of the head from the nearest female.
…
"Okay sir, your total will be…$1832.31" The cashier took Ichigo's card and entered something.
"Thank you, mind helping me carry all of this to my car? There is a lot as you can see." The cashier nodded and he helped Ichigo load the Royce.
"Come again!"
"I doubt I'll be back so soon!" Ichigo pulled out of the lot from the liquor store, and started making his way to go get food to last for a few days. After his shopping he went back to the house and everyone was gone, clothes scattered about on the floor, after about twenty trips back and forth he finished putting everything away, he took the liquor to the balcony in his room, hiding it for later.
After getting into his swimsuit he started making his way to the beach.
"Today will be interesting…" he made his way to the end of the little bridge and saw that most of the girls were splashing about in the water, the guys were watching Renji wrestle with a random person who he probably just grabbed out of nowhere. He noticed Tier sitting under an umbrella wrapped in a towel, someone was approaching her.
"Hey, you look really nice!" The man was wearing a bright green pair of trunks, and had sunglasses on.
"Thank you. Leave." Tier said as she turned away from him.
"Don't be like that baby! I just want to talk!" He walked around in front of her and put his finger on her chin.
"I said leave, if you persist you will regret it, my boyfriend will be here soon."
"Listen bitch don't lie to me!" he raised his hand and slapped her.
"Hey man, I need to ask you something!" Ichigo put his hand on the man's shoulder, and once he turned around he got a massive punch to the side of his face, people around him heard the cracking noise that was his jaw. "Fuck you!"
"Ichigo!" Tier shouted in relief.
"Are you okay, Tia?" Ichigo signaled someone to call an ambulance.
"I'm fine, thank you." She stood up and dropped the towel, Ichigo's eyes shot wide and his face turned red, she took his hand and dragged him to the water.
"I…your bikini…small." Ichigo was at a loss for words, he couldn't keep his eyes from the thong bottom she was wearing, and he was cursing himself in his head.
"Oh…you like it?" she slowly said as she turned and threw her arms around him.
"Y-ye-no!" Ichigo couldn't stop himself from enjoying it, but he could still say he didn't.
"Come on! Let's go in the water!" Tier smirked slightly when she felt something against her leg, she let go of him and grabbed his arm and ran into the water.
"This is Yoruichi's idea isn't it!" Ichigo shot an angry glare at the smirking woman who was in the water already, wearing a much more modest orange bikini.
"Maybe. You said that those extra-large condoms didn't fit you, how big exactly?" she looked at him with the same smirk Yoruichi was wearing.
"Why the hell should I tell you!?"
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"But Yumai and Rukia have seen it!"
"That was their own fault!"
"It's not fair!"
"If I tell you, what exactly are you planning to do with said information?"
"I'm not sure…"
Ichigo sighed and whispered something in her ear which she slapped him for.
"Holy shit what was that for!?" Ichigo barked at the horrified girl in front of him.
"Are you sure you're a human!? That is monstrous!" the look on her face was that of horror, interest, and wonder.
"What did he say!?" Yoruichi came wading over to her and made Tier whisper in her ear, Yoruichi had a giant grin on her face, but not after making the same face as Tier and slapping him.
"Okay, is it really that rare for someone to have that!?" Ichigo asked, given his limited knowledge of the length of other guys.
"Damn straight." Yoruichi said through her grin. "Now I know why she had her womb removed, needed more room!"
"Oh that's just wrong…" Ichigo made a face of disgust to her. He then noticed the evil glint in her eyes as she swam behind Tier.
"Don't worry, he will only get a glimpse…" She whispered in Tier's ear, before she could question, her bikini top was slid about a foot to the left
"What the hell!?" Tier screamed as she tried to cover herself but Yoruichi had her arms behind her back.
"What's wr-" Ichigo had turned back to the two girls after he thought he heard his name from somewhere. He was greeted with a face full of Tier as Yoruichi threw her on him. "What the hell is wrong with you, Yoruichi!?" Ichigo felt Tier silently sob into his chest.
"Bye!" Yoruichi ran away to the shore. Leaving Ichigo with a topless Tier in his arms shaking.
"Tier, it's okay, I'm not mad at you, put it back on, please?" Ichigo held his hands out to the side, so he couldn't be accused for groping her.
"I'm so sorry for this!"
"There's nothing to be sorry for, much worse has happened to me, now will you please stop shaking? I'll take you back to the house; I can tell that she forced you to wear that, if you want I'll take you to buy a different one." Ichigo was back to 'good friend mode' and was trying to console her.
"That…would be nice…but could you close your eyes…I don't want you to see me…" Ichigo closed his eyes and felt her let go.
"Okay…" she had it back in place, not that it made much difference.
"Come on…" Ichigo took her hand and led her back out of the water, sending Yoruichi a death glare on the way back, he took her to get the towel she was wrapped in earlier.
"I understand if you want me to switch rooms."
"No, it's fine, as I said, there is much worse that has happened."
"Were you lying?"
"About…?"
"How big!"
"Nope, ask Rukia or Yumai when they get back. Did Yoruichi get you guys new clothes?" Ichigo opened the door for her and she shook her head.
"No, we only have the one set."
"Hurry and change, we're going somewhere." Ichigo found his clothes and changed back into him. The shirt clinging to his wet chest. After a minute, she came back down the stairs, her shirt doing the same.
"Where are we going?"
"Getting you clothes, if you're staying in my room, you will need a change of clothes, I don't like when women don't change if they stay with me." Ichigo grabbed his keys and drug Tier out the door into his car.
"What were all those bottles on the balcony?"
"Oh, that's for later tonight, and for hopefully the rest of the month. Urahara made your gigai with as much alcohol tolerance as me."
Ichigo and Tier went to a small clothing store and bought her one change of clothes, she was going to take the others to get clothes tomorrow, they ended up at some restaurant for lunch and every time Ichigo left Tier for even a second someone came back and hit on her, usually Ichigo would come back and say
"They didn't have any, dear" Usually would do it, but there was someone who really didn't give up.
"Tier, I have to make a phone call, it's loud in here I'll be right back." Ichigo took out his phone and walked outside, neither of their drinks were there, so it looked like she was alone.
"Hey pretty lady…Why are you eating alone?" Some guy with long black hair and glasses sat at her table and stare at her. He was obviously drunk, much too early.
"Please leave, my boyfriend will be back soon and he's very protective."
"I didn't see anyone sitting here though…how about I join you, I'll pay, I probably make more than your boyfriend anyway."
"He makes you seem homeless."
"My name is-is- Uryuu Ishida! What is yours!?" Uryuu was drunk at the restaurant down the street from where he worked.
"You are too drunk, please leave, or you won't like what happens."
"Please! Let me have sex with you!" he shouted drunkly gaining horrified stares from the rest of the people there.
"You're bothering the lady, man." Ichigo turned the man around to see who it was.
"KUROSAKI!?"
"Ishida?" Ichigo was confused to see his put-together friend, drunk at noon.
"You know him, Ichigo?" Tier asked, still shocked from his outburst. Ichigo just nodded.
"Why are you-you here…no- you're her boyfriend aren't you…what happened to-to Orihi…" He couldn't finish his sentence before collapsing on the ground.
"I guess we'll get ours to go…" Ichigo told the waitress what they wanted and ten minutes later, Ishida was being escorted out by his father Ryuken, he noticed Ichigo.
"Thank you for calling me. I'll see to it that he is punished for his actions, Shinigami." Is final word made everyone stare at Ichigo and when he got the food, the two of them ran outside.
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"Koko-chan, how was today?" Orihime asked as Koko came to the room and held Tatsuki.
"Yes, no injuries in class today, I'm having the squad do night patrols, and making them fight each other, hopefully, everything stays good like this for the month." Koko looked down at Tatsuki who was looking back at her, focusing on her green eye. Koko had recently learned how to conceal that chain, for it was a representation of her power, she just learned to seal it.
"That's nice, I took the girls outside for a little and we just sat in the grass looking at the sky. I can't wait until they're old enough so that the five of us can do things together."
"Five?"
"I'm disappointed Koko-chan…did you forget that you are our first daughter?" When Orihime said this, all the anger that's been in Koko's heart for the past months subsided.
"No, I haven't forgotten…"
"You've been angry for a really long time, can you please tell me what's wrong, if not as a friend, as your mother?"
"I guess so…I just felt that he was forgetting me, over all this business with these hollows joining, the Eletera, weddings…his real daughters…" tears started forming in her eyes. They started to form in Orihime's too.
"Listen to me, he would never forget about you, just in the past year or so…there has been so many things that have had his mind in a corkscrew, he loves you Koko-chan, as much as he didn't like you before he adopted you, once he learned how you felt, he couldn't help but feel the same back to you. And yes, he is going to be focusing on these two girls for a while, but that's because they're his biological daughters, and they are babies still. Koko-chan we both love you very much…and I'm sure the twins will love their big sister. And the thing about the hollow girl being a bit touchy is fine, don't worry about it, he wouldn't do anything with any of them." Orihime had been practicing 'mom talk' for moments like these.
"Th-thank you…mom!" Koko didn't like to call Orihime mom, she liked her name so much that she didn't usually replace it, but did when she was happy.
"Koko-chan, someday, I'm sure you will have a daughter of your own, or a son, whichever, then you will understand what unconditional love is, that is what he have for you. No matter what you are, hollow or not."
"Thank you…"
"Speaking of which, does anybody beside Ichigo and Shunsui know what you are?" Orihime stood up and put Masaki on the bed for a second. She took Tatsuki from Koko.
"No, but at one point, I'll have to tell them…when did dad reveal it."
"I think it was during his fight with Byakuya, it wasn't intentional, after he activated his Bankai, and fought for a while, his hollow decided it was his turn to fight and took over, nearly killing Byakuya before Ichigo pulled himself out."
"I don't think I'll go fighting a captain anytime soon, so I'll think of another way."
"Oh, and try not to drink his bar dry, I've noticed you have been going heavy on some strong ones. Also, don't touch the Black Death Vodka, that stuff can kill a rhino." Orihime had a look on her face that just read 'bad mother' She was telling her daughter that she can drink heavy liquor.
"Will do…Why don't you go take a shower, I'll watch them."
"Nice of you to offer, but I already took one, I had one of the stealth force members make sure nothing bad happened."
"Why can't I feel him, even when he's next to me?" Koko asked with a serious look in her eyes.
"His spiritual pressure is at a transcendent level again, which is why he doesn't need seals anymore. Nothing can feel him so he doesn't have to worry about attracting hollows, and you can feel it if he drops it significantly." Orihime had her ever present smile on during this explanation.
"Oh…I don't get it, but okay."
"I hope he brings us more clothes…I like the ones he brought us last time."
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"How long do they plan on staying at the beach?" Tier asked Ichigo who was on the balcony watching them, it was nearing five. He turned around and came back inside, but not before he grabbed a bottle of the weaker liquor he bought.
"Don't know, maybe all day? Come downstairs with me, I'm sure you will like this one, Captain Morgan Spiced Rum." Tier just nodded and followed him to the kitchen, Ichigo bought small glasses when he went shopping earlier, and he poured her some.
"Just drink it straight like this, or are you going to add something?" She asked as he poured a second glass, but didn't respond, just held up a finger, saying 'wait'
"Here." Ichigo gave her the glass after adding some pineapple juice and a lime. She took it and drank it slowly.
"Wow."
"I know right? It's weak, don't want you to jump straight to that." Ichigo pointed to a glass box with a lock on it, inside there were two small bottles of a bright green liquid.
"And what exactly is that, and why is it locked?"
"Absinth, and because I can't trust Renji around it. I brought some back with me once and I gave him a little, next thing I knew, I was on the ground and he downed the whole thing. Had a hell of a hangover though, woke up with no pants in Ukitake's koi pond, and nearly drowned in a foot of water." This made Tier burst into laughter.
"Now I don't think I'll be trying that very soon! I might wake up with no pants somewhere…" She blushed a bit then poured some more of the rum, minus the pineapple, the lime remained from before.
"Don't get too drunk on me, we share a room remember." Ichigo made sure she knew this while she was still sober. He went into one of the rooms on the first floor and came back with a small box.
"What's in the box?" Tier asked, curiosity evident in her eyes. Ichigo opened to box and held out a small remote.
"This house has a sound system, when I was out, I bought some music." Ichigo pushed a button and Johnny Cash's Ring of Fire started playing. He turned the music up high, but at a tolerable level.
"Oh, music and a drink? Such a gentleman." She spoke with sarcasm, and Ichigo took a small bow.
"Why thank you ma'am." Ichigo poured himself another mixture and downed it. He took the bottle and glass upstairs, and Tier followed.
"Why did you take it back…I liked that one…" Tier whined in the same sarcastic voice over the music.
"You're having fun, Eh?" Ichigo asked as he looked out over the balcony, now everyone was watching a fight between Isshin and Renji, human style fight, not soul society style.
"It's a vacation, I figured I could loosen up, and you wouldn't let me get into too much trouble around the humans, right?"
"Yeah, although, I'm getting tired of being the overprotective boyfriend, even after one day it's difficult." Ichigo hung his head over the rail in tiredness.
"Being the beautiful helpless girl gets annoying too, you know…"
"Maybe you shouldn't be beautiful, problem solved." Ichigo waved his hand at her.
"You ass! You'll regret telling me to not be beautiful!" She laughed as she punched him in the mouth when he turned to look at her.
"Ah…That smarts." Ichigo was rubbing his jaw when he noticed the others coming back on the bridge, Renji was carrying Isshin who was out cold.
"They're back, turn the music up a little."
"Alright…but damn, for not having your strength…" Ichigo pulled out the little remote and raised the volume, by now it was some song by Metallica that Ichigo couldn't remember the name of.
"Let's. Go. Ichi. Go." Tier said as she dragged him inside.
"Why are you talking like that!?" Ichigo pulled free and made his way to the door.
"I honestly have no clue…" the two of them went down the stairs laughing and Ukitake was covering his ears complaining about evil music.
"Turn this evil noise off!" he shouted up at Ichigo who immediately stopped it.
"Sorry about that! We were bored so I turned music on." Ichigo explained at the sickly captain.
"you two seem to be getting friendly…" Yoruichi mentioned, glancing her eyes to Tier, who was hanging on Ichigo's arm.
"She's drunk…drank too much rum."
"WE HAVE RUM?" Yoruichi bellowed at Ichigo.
"Wait here…" he went up and got the half empty bottle and brought it back down.
"Oh boy! This is going to get fun!" Yoruichi roared causing everyone who knew her to sigh.
"Oh why not, I got money to spend on more, Renji, come with me!" Ichigo and Renji made a few trips upstairs and brought down all the bottles, Yuzu and Karin had a look of fear on their faces. "Dad, get your ass up and take them home, we're going to run this night to the ground." Ichigo kicked his dad in the head and he woke up with a smile.
"Yes, sir! Captain Burnface, sir!" he picked up Karin and Yuzu and ran out the door. "COME ON GIRLS WE'RE GETTING ICECREAM!" He ran out screaming and Ichigo slammed the door.
"Well, let's ruin this night." Ichigo walked next to Rukia. "I would suggest locking your door if you aren't up for a drunken orgy that will probably erupt if Yoruichi is here." This made her run up the stairs and lock her door.
…
"Ichigo~!" Yoruichi said seductively. "Can you give me the key to that little box…?" She was touching his chin with her index finger.
"I'll sooner have sex with a jellyfish than let you have absinth." Ichigo reached down for a bottle of what turned out to be some type of Russian vodka and downed a gulp.
"Ichi. Go. I'll be-be-be that jellyfish!" Tier was holding an empty bottle and falling over herself.
"Great invitation…I'll-I'll consi-no." Ichigo shot down her request despite being somewhat drunk himself.
"Sung-Sun, I don't care, right here! Right now!" Ichigo heard Yumai shout from the corner, and she started removing her clothes and he saw Sung-Sun's tongue head south. Ichigo took a few massive gulps of his vodka and turned away.
"That's not right…" Renji mumbled as he and Hitsugaya were discussing the shapes of their feet.
"Nel~ would you come and play with me and Little Bee~!" Yoruichi was licking Sui-Feng's face and then called over to Nel
"Okay! Yoruichi-sama!" Nel stumbled her way over to the two and she fell into Yoruichi's arms.
"Only I can call Yoruichi-sama, Yoruichi-sama!" Sui-Feng yelled before shoving her lips into Yoruichi's, Nel got jealous and licked her neck.
"Oh, I was right…" Ichigo stumbled over to Tier who was drinking some tequila.
"Hey there Mr. Elephant! Finally decided to join me!?" She was a little more drunk than Ichigo and was sprawled out topless on the ground in a pile of bottles.
"Ye-yeah, you…looked lo-lonely!" Ichigo couldn't look away from her chest.
"Stop staring!" She cried at him trying to hit him with her bottle but ended up spilling it on her face. "Damn it!"
"Body Shots~! Ichigo….come here!" Yoruichi had an assorted selection of body shot essentials.
"N-N-No!"
"You didn't have a bachelor party! This is happening whether you like it or not!" Yoruichi was much, much more sober than anyone there.
"Fuck it! Body shots!" Ichigo and Tier were drug over to a table and she was laid down on the table.
"Why-wh-why me?" she cried as Yoruichi poured the salt from her waist up to her neck and on her nipples. She continued and poured a small amount of tequila in her belly button and shoved a lime wedge in her mouth. Ukitake was ecstatic, he heard about the body shot, but never seen one.
"Because you're the only straight girl without a shirt! Ichigo get over here!" she grabbed Ichigo by the hair and pulled him to her.
"H-how do I…" Ichigo never did a body shot before and was confused.
"Lick the salt, drink tequila, bite the lime." Yoruichi instructed then shoved his head to her lower waist.
"Okay." Ichigo began licking his way up slowly, stopping every few seconds then continuing slowly, he then sucked up the tequila, he continued on his path and Tier started to moan, which was slightly blocked by the lime. He made his way to her nipples and slowly circled them with his tongue, causing her to moan louder, he could hear the cheers in the background over the music that was playing. He finished on the right one and moved to the left, did the exact same thing, he worked his way up to her neck and finished licking off the rest of the salt. He climbed further and pressed his mouth over the lime, pressing against Tier's, at some point during the exchange, their tongues found each other, after a few seconds Ichigo pulled away with the lime in his mouth. This was accompanied by cheering from everyone.
"Holy shit Ichigo, you're much better at this than I expected!" Yoruichi roared as she helped Tier up into Ichigo's arms, Yoruichi tore Yumai's shirt and pants off, leaving her naked on the table. "Who's doing Yumai!?"
"I…w-will…"Sung-Sun announced, which surprised nobody.
WARNING THIS GETS WEIRD!
"Alright! Let me…apply the ingredients…" Yoruichi had a mischevious grin on her face, Ichigo really couldn't look away from what was about to happen. Yoruichi lift Yumai's waist so that the lower half of her body was pointing up. She grabbed a handful of salt out of the large bag and let it drop into her vagina, earning a scream from Yumai, and assorted gasps from those watching. She poured the tequila in and shoved the lime wedge in.
"What the fuck-are-are you doing to me!?" Yumai screamed as the warm Tequila made its way to where it shouldn't
"Shut up, you're ruining Sung-Suns meal!" Sui-Feng silenced her by shoving her mouth against hers.
"Go for it!" Nel and Ukitake yelled simultaneously. Hitsugaya vomited in the corner at the sight of Sung-Sun removing the lime with her tongue. She then drilled in and spun it around in a circle, coiling and pushing. She removed her tongue every couple of seconds to get the salt off of it. each time she dug in, she went a little further, her tongue being so thin, was making it easy to go further in, at one point all the salt was gone, along with the taste of tequila, the group had moved to another table to let them continue. Yumai was moaning loudly now that her mouth wasn't occupied. Sung-Sun pushed her tongue in as far as it would go, and then pushed more of her tongue in by coiling it. She started spinning it around violently, causing Yumai to start arching her body, her moans turned to screams as Sung-Sun pushed even more of her tongue in, her screaming made the group spin around which caused Tier to fall over and Ukitake to stop his body shot on Nel. Yumai's screams wavered back and forth from pleasure to pain, and back again. After another ten minutes of this torture with an audience Yumai was about to reach her orgasm.
"Plea-Please don't wat-watch me!" she cried to the group that had gathered around her, suddenly she let out a loud moan that was much louder and longer than before, Sung-Sun quickly pulled her tongue out and it was about three and a half feet uncoiled, she then shoved it into Yumai's mouth and awkwardly spoke.
"Taste it." she then took her hand and started working on Yumai's held back release, after a few seconds she pulled her hand out and spun her around to Ichigo, who had his face pushed down onto her by Yoruichi, the feeling of Ichigo's mouth finished her, with a loud scream she released into his mouth and face. Ichigo pulled his face away and coughed a little before spitting the liquid on to the ground.
"Ichi…why…this…" was all Yumai could say before Sung-Sun's tongue refilled her mouth.
"Some hell of a party! Eh, Ichigo!?" Yoruichi screamed in his ear.
"you-you're a-a a bitch!" Ichigo yelled as he managed to stumble his way up the stairs, taking an unopened bottle of tequila with him. He walked out to the balcony and began the bottle, he looked over to the shower and threw the bottle into the room, landing on Tier's bed, pouring on to the floor, and he stripped down and got in the shower. The last thing he saw that night was Tier stumbling into the room and locking the door.
…
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Hitsugaya roared as he awoke to a naked Nel sleeping on him in the middle of the living room. All the others woke up at his roars of anger.
"What is it…oh, good job…" Renji mumbled as his eyes opened.
"No! It's not a good job! I just woke up with my third seat naked clinging to me!"
"What's the big deal, Ichigo fucked his lieutenant countless times." Sui-Feng mentioned as she clung to the still unconscious Yoruichi.
"They are married!" Hitsugaya yelled, obviously no regard for everyone having hangovers.
…
"…What the fuck happened last night?" Ichigo asked himself as he woke up naked on the floor next to the shower. He stood up and got dressed through his hangover, he looked around and noticed Tier was gone and the door was locked. He walked toward the door and noticed something out of the corner of his eye.
"Tier!?" Ichigo saw her, arms bound behind her back and huddled against a wall. Ichigo undid the bindings and ran out the door, nearly knocking Rukia over who was about to knock.
"Ichigo! Watch out!"
"Sorry! Stay out of my room, come on…" he grabbed her arm and drug her down the stairs to the group of sluggish confused people.
"Yoruichi, I'm never listening to you again…" Ukitake was lying on the couch rubbing his head.
"Oh, it wasn't that bad, you and I were enjoying each other…as well as Ichigo and Tier, so Ichigo how was that for a bachelor party?" She looked up to the stairs as Ichigo came down.
"A WHAT!?" Ichigo had no memories of the previous night from the time his father left, till morning.
"You did body shots with Tier and Yumai came in your mouth." Yoruichi explained calmly, she didn't seem to have a hangover and remembered everything.
"I…what!?" Ichigo had a look of disbelief and was walking to her with slightly clenched fists.
"It was a bachelor party, and you were drunk off your ass! No harm done, if you want, I'll explain to Orihime what happened here last night?" Yoruichi explained with a chuckle
"What happened to me last night!?" Tier shouted from the top of the stairs. When she got to the bottom she limped over to the group. Everyone's eyes were wide on the two of them, Yoruichi made a face that spoke for itself 'they did that last night!?'
"My bachelor party apparently!" Ichigo shouted which caused Tier to make a confused face.
"I have pictures if you want to see them." she held up a camera that no one noticed until now. Ichigo despite being in a gigai and a hangover, flash stepped to her and grabbed it. and before she noticed it was gone, he was back to where he was.
"Looks like I'm the new God of Flash." Ichigo smirked as Yoruichi stared at him with disbelief. Ichigo started flipping through the pictures for him and Tier to see, both of them made horrified faces. Ichigo hit the delete all button and threw the camera on the couch.
"What did we do last night in the room, why did I wake up naked!?" Tier charged down Yoruichi.
"I have no clue, I heard some type of scream, and glass breaking." Yoruichi added. "I thought someone killed the other."
"That night never leaves this house. That is an order. And Yoruichi, I'll kill you if you tell anyone about this."
"Deal, but where is Yuze anyway, I saw her come back with us from the beach and I haven't seen her since."
"Now that you say that, she wasn't in any of the pictures." Ichigo and Yoruichi started looking in every room, until they got to Ichigo's room.
"she wasn't in here when you woke up was she?"
"No!"
"The closet?"
Ichigo opened the door and ran to the closet, Yuze was in there crying silently.
"Yuze…what's wrong? Tell me!" Ichigo bent down and helped her up. Her tears subsided as she grabbed Ichigo and pulled herself into his chest. Yoruichi went downstairs and began to help clean.
"Ichigo…I…It felt so real…"
"What did!?"
"I think it was a nightmare…but you turned into some horrible creature with black flames surrounding you, and with piercing yellow eyes…and you killed…everyone." Her tears returned and Ichigo picked her up and carried her downstairs where Hitsugaya and Ukitake were cleaning up the dried vomit, and bottles everywhere.
"She was asleep in my closet, and had a night terror that seemed to have ended shortly after Tier came down. It was about me, killing…everyone."
"Alright…let's clean this mess up…" Tier said as she limped over to the kitchen and grabbed a towel and limped up to the room. "Come with me Ichigo, there is something you should see."
"Alright…what is it?" He followed her up the stairs and into the room.
"Did you really not notice!?"
"What…"
"Look at the ceiling." Tier said as she locked the door. The ceiling was covered in blood.
"What the hell?" Ichigo stared at the ceiling with a confused look. There was no blood on the floor, and Tier was fine other than the mystery limp.
"There was a bloody bottle under my bed. I'm worried that we did something fucked up last night…Do you have any new scars!?" Tier started lifting his shirt and examining him.
"No, I would have noticed this morning when I woke up naked in the sho…" Ichigo ran out on the balcony and looked on top of the shower. There was a knife, a bloody paintbrush and a rope.
"What the fuck is that!?" Tier screamed as he brought it inside.
"I have no fucking idea! It was on the top of the shower wall." Ichigo set them on the floor, he noticed that the knife had been deformed, from melting the blade. The rope was clean and too short for it to tie anyone up, the paintbrush had dried blood on it.
"Why is the blade shaped like that, it's just a kitchen knife, right!?"
"Yeah, but it's been heated to massive heat and melted, probably from overheating trying to cauterize a wound. I wonder…" Ichigo took the knife and cut his palm, he felt no pain. "The gigai allow us to feel no pain, but I know they allow pleasure…give me your hand!" he grabbed her hand and cut it like he did his, no reaction.
"That's so messed up!" Tier ran her finger over the new cut.
"Check for a scar, you shouldn't have any, Mine however…" Ichigo took his shirt off and revealed many scars that were added by Urahara as a 'nice touch.' Tier turned around and took her shirt off, as if to show him her back.
"Hold on…" Ichigo put his hand on the back of her neck and pushed her hair away, she had a huge scar from the base of her skull going down to her collarbone, with fresh burns around it. he traced over it with his finger. "Right here. You have burns and a scar right here…but…I'm guessing I left my gigai to cauterize it by heating the knife with kido…but that does not explain what the hell was going on with the paintbrush. "She forgot to put her shirt back on and turned back to him
"I can assume we just either had the best, or worst night of our lives."
"Shirt…and maybe." Ichigo was staring at the ceiling; somehow he even knew Tier wasn't wearing a shirt. She scrambled and put it on, pulling it so it and her hair covered the scar.
"I hope that we can still be friends after this drunken mutilation." She was looking up at the blood holding the towel she brought in
"Here's my wallet, do not lose that card, take the girls clothes shopping.
"Right…" She left and was heard barking orders at the women, who complained that they were sore and Tier just kept ordering, until they were all gone. Ichigo had finished cleaning the ceiling and exited his gigai, he held the knife in his hand and concentrated his spiritual pressure into it, making the knife's blade seemingly get erased, he put the blade handle in his gigai's pocket and he proceeded to burn the paintbrush and rope. He reentered his gigai and went downstairs with the bloody towel.
"Did she get her period in there?" Renji joked as Ichigo still had a confused look on his face.
"No…it was her blood though…on the ceiling…"
"How did it get up there?" Ukitake asked as he picked up another empty bottle. They had drunk almost all of the liquor Ichigo bought.
"I'd rather not get into it, but it was either the best night or the worst night of our lives…that's how she put the pieces together." Ichigo took the bloody towel to the laundry room and threw it inside for later.
"Kurosaki…"
"Yo, Toshiro."
"Can you tell me why I have a distinct taste of lime in my mouth?" He had a childish look on his face as he swirled his tongue around, Ichigo and Ukitake couldn't help but laugh at him.
"Sounds like Captain Ice got some last night!" Renji spoke up from his seat.
"Captain what?" He turned to Renji who threw his hands up in defense.
"Nothing Captain Hitsugaya! I must still be drunk!" Renji shouted then pointed to Ukitake.
"Well…after my body shot with your third seat…She and you had a passionate session in the corner where you vomited. Both of you were drunk enough to not care. But I don't think you were nearly as drunk as him and Tier." He pointed to a tired Ichigo who was sitting on the steps.
"Did Shunsui fill you in on the orders of those staying with me?" Ukitake nodded. "Well this is an official order. The events of last night will never be spoken of again. Neither will whatever might have happened last night with Tier and me, as disturbing as it ended, there no doubt was something weird." The guys nodded slowly. There was a knock at the door. Ichigo wiped the sweat off his brow, not realizing his hands were bloody.
"Yo Captain Orange!" the voice called as Ichigo opened the door to reveal Erik, his sister Toko and two he recognized from school
"You got some blood on your face." Toko said as Erik walked in leading the group of four into the house.
"So this is the same Ichigo Kurosaki? I thought he died…and his hair is long, and his face is half burned." A tall girl with her brown hair braided to the side, sunglasses perched on the top of her head.
"Toko…I see you're still as skeptic as ever." Ichigo spoke to the girl with a smirk and she gave him a laugh.
"I told you! He works for some super-secret thing and he's called captain all the time!" Erik shouted at his sister.
"Excuse me, young man, just how much do you know about Captain Kurosaki?" Ukitake spoke politely from his seat.
"Just that he isn't dead and is loaded, and he is captain of something, who are you three?"
"Captain Ukitake, Captain Hitsugaya, and Lieutenant Abarai." Ichigo pointed to each of them and they saluted, playing along with the secret game Ichigo was playing with his friend.
"Hey, Ichigo, can I have that key now?" Renji was referring to the key to the box of Absinth.
"How the hell can you drink after last night!?" Ichigo barked at Renji as he took his seat at the foot of the stairs.
"I would like to hear this!" the group of new people scatted in the room.
"Hell no!"
"Ichigo did a body shot." Renji spoke up quickly then ran behind Ukitake.
"What!?" the entire group roared in shock.
"If I tell you, you will not bring it up, for the rest of your visiting." The four of them nodded. "You remember Tia right?" Ichigo was looking at Erik who nodded quickly. "Yeah. If you even bring up last night when they get back, I'll kick each of you out." With that Ichigo walked up the stairs, he stopped for a second and came back with a look of confusion.
"You look like you just got amnesia." Renji said jokingly.
"Toshiro…Renji…Jushiro…could you come up here for a second." Ichigo spoke slowly, not knowing what was going on.
The three followed him up and he stopped and pointed at the floor in front of him.
"What is it?" Renji asked for the other two who were just confused as Ichigo was.
"Footprints. Bloody footprints." There were three footprints of blood on the hardwood floor, they were fresh.
"Did…" Ukitake was interrupted by a quiet sinister voice.
"If I split…heart?" Ichigo went to the stairs and looked down to see the others talking, they obviously didn't hear it.
"What is that…" Hitsugaya asked quietly, looking for the source of the voice.
"I don't know, but either way, they cannot hear the voice, it's something spiritual, can any of you sense it?" Ichigo asked as he opened the door to his room and separated his gigai on the bed.
"No…there's nothing here, and we'll go back and tell them you're on the phone, find It." the other three went back down and started talking to the group. As soon as they left, the door to Rukia's room opened. Ichigo held his claw out in front on his and focused a basic form of his Byakurai Kaizo on his claw, like a dagger at each finger; he managed to solidify the form.
"Is this a heart…?" Ichigo almost recognized the voice but couldn't tell. "…I wouldn't know…I don't have one…" Ichigo saw a figure sitting on her bed in the dark. The voice changed to something he immediately recognized.
"Who are you?" Ichigo demanded.
"Are you dumb…Bankai." Half of the house was blown away and for a second he could see himself standing there in a flaming shihakusho, but the flames were black and flowing over him like a dark Ryujin Jakka.
"WAKE UP DAMN IT!" Ichigo opened his eyes to the sight of Renji shaking his shoulders.
"What…what happened…" Ichigo managed words to come out.
"You collapsed on the stairs and started twitching and mumbling something about a voice."
"It's nothing…don't worry…" Ichigo was not going to ruin the vacation with this vision of himself.
"We're back!" Ichigo saw the door open and the women came back into the house, each with multiple bags.
"Hey Tia, you remember Erik, right?"
"Oh, yeah…hey…Did you get the…" She seemed to pause when she saw him.
"Yeah, It's cleaner, stained red but cleaner."
"What the hell is she talking about?" Yumai asked Rukia as they walked past Ichigo sitting on the steps, one by one, they all went up to their respective rooms, coming back down after a few minutes.
"Yuze, could you come here for a minute please?" Ichigo asked as she walked past.
"Sure!" she followed him upstairs and into his room, Tier was still on the bed.
"Yuze, what did I look like in your dream!?"
"At first…you looked like you, and then you used your Bankai, and you were in a black fire, than you turned into…"
"That's enough, thank you."
"Ichigo…I have an uneasy feeling, how did your friends get here…there was no car outside, and you never gave him the address right…" Tier made a good point.
"Crap. Tier, can you get out of your gigai, what about you, Yuze?" each of the girls tried, but they couldn't. Ichigo was able to forcefully remove his gigai, but they couldn't and Tier had a higher power than Hitsugaya. "Not good." Ichigo ran out the door and down the stairs.
"Decided to join us?" Erik said with a wide grin.
"Erik, can you and the other three come out here for a second?" Ichigo took them out to the bridge to the beach.
"What is it?" Toko asked, the other two hadn't spoken a single word since they arrived.
"Please forgive me for this!" Ichigo shouted into the house and lowered his spiritual pressure until the four could feel it. Immediately dropping them to the ground. The two who never spoke, started to fade to nothing, Erik and Toko started shaking their appearances started to flicker, into the white of the Eletera.
"What the hell is this!?" Renji called as he managed to crawl to the door. Ichigo rose back to his normal level and separated from his gigai, he hit Renji with the hilt of the left one.
"Keep them there, do not kill them." Ichigo ordered as he went around and released the gigai of the other two captains, along with Tier. He came back out with them, all had their zanpakuto at the duo's throats.
"Answer me, and you will die painlessly, who is controlling you!? I thought there were only four!"
"Only four? We let you see the four you did." They both spoke in perfect unison. "We are controlled by the future. Manifested from the past, 1000 years, his black coat will drape the world in shadow." Their eyes were glassed over, and they fused back into the one from all those months ago that he thought he killed. "You killed my decoy and helped me escape, I thank you."
"What the hell are you talking about!?" Ichigo roared as he pressed his blade to the throat.
"You already saw him." The Eletera thrust Ichigo's sword through his neck by lunging forward.
"What the hell was that thing!?" Yuze called from the door to see the commotion of five captain class Shinigami with their swords drawn.
"Eletera. Escaped from last time apparently. This vacation is going to be cut short."
…
"My, Retsu, you would be the last person I'd expect to have found and killed the Eletera."
"Shunsui, have you forgotten my past as the Kenpachi? I can fight, despite being captain of squad four…" Unohana was sitting in her office with Shunsui drinking tea, she had something else to say, then she felt the return of the captains that left.
"Oh, they still have a month it's only been two days…" Shunsui stated as he motioned for more tea.
"True, but if Ichigo made them come back…there is a problem."
"Captain!" Isane called from the door, gaining attention from them both.
"What is it, Isane?" Unohana finished her tea.
"There is still an Eletera!" Ichigo shouted from down the hall behind her.
"I'm well aware of that, there is still one remaining."
"Now there is, it killed itself this morning!" Ichigo shouted, and soon Ukitake appeared and confirmed this.
"You mean there was one in The World of the Living with you?"
"It came into my house, acted as my friends, and then when it was exposed, I questioned it hoping to get something out of it. It said 'We are controlled by the future. Manifested from the past, 1000 years, his black coat will drape the world in shadow.' This was also along with the information that there are many more. It said that they only let us see four of them." Ichigo explained and Ukitake confirmed.
"Sounds like we have a predicament. What could this one do?"
"Clone, disguise, decoy, that is all I saw. I didn't see it actually fight, and also, you probably did kill the Primera, this just disguised one of its clones as him and escaped as the little girl, knowing I wouldn't hurt a child."
"I'll inform the captains, go to Orihime." At Shunsui's word Ichigo ran out of the barracks and flashed to his mansion. Once he got there he gave the signal for stealth force to stand down, and take a break.
"Ichigo is here." Koko spoke into a bottle at the bar, alone. "So are the others." She finished her drink and put the bottle back and ran to Orihime's room.
"Hi Koko-chan!" Orihime said quietly, the twins were asleep, Masaki's mask fragment was forming and fading with her breathing.
"They're home." Koko whispered from the door, Orihime got up and quickly came out.
"How can you tell…I can't feel anyo-" She was cut off by Ichigo rushing around a corner and slamming into her, she would have fell to the ground but Ichigo caught her and pulled he tightly.
"I'm sorry! I missed you so much, I had to cut the vacation short because there is going to be another war most likely." Ichigo explained his vision and what the Eletera said, and how Yuze had the same vision. He left out the story of the bachelor party, for her sake.
"That's insane…But you're safe, that's all that matters." Orihime kissed him quickly
"Yes, but if my vision is correct, and I'm the controller of them…Nobody is safe. As much as I despise the title, I am the 'Transcendent Shinigami' the strongest in Soul Society."
"Well, than I guess we just have to make sure that it doesn't come true, dad!" Koko said happily as she wrapped her arms around him.
…
"Ichigo…I saw the one you saw." Zangetsu was perched on his signature pole, Ichigo has just finished ranting about the upcoming war with himself.
"Damn right you saw him, it is me!" Ichigo yelled back at the spirit.
"No it wasn't you, per say, it was you, but fused with someone else's consciousness." The voice was definitely not Zangetsu's, it was a very soft and gentle female voice from behind him.
"Who…are you?" Ichigo asked as he spun around.
"You've heard my name many times…My name is Uchiakeru, Orihime's zanpakuto." The woman bowed her head, she had a gold dress on, with a yellow flower in her black hair that went down to her knees, and her face was concealed by a cat mask.
"Right…Zanpakuto can transition…Alright; can you explain about what you said?"
"The body and Bankai were yours. The consciousness was that of a man, Ulquiorra."
"What the hell are you talking about!?" Ichigo nearly threw himself at her.
"I know you have not forgotten. He was the one you transitioned to a Vasto Lorde to kill, to Rescue Orihime." Zangetsu now spoke from her side, her head still bowed.
"Yeah…but how can he control my mind!? I saw him literally disintegrate! He's dead!" Ichigo shouted causing Uchiakeru to back up slightly.
"He didn't die. He lives inside of you! He is as much you as I am him."
"Damn it old man! For once can you fucking speak normally!?" Ichigo demanded from his zanpakuto.
"Ichigo. The fourth espada is with you every time you transition into that hollow form of yours. And your claw, is the manifestation of his will to escape, and until you tame his spirit he will keep progressing and gnawing at your soul, eventually he will control you. Do you understand now?" Zangetsu's explanation made Ichigo realize the horror that lives in him.
"Well, is it like my original hollow!? Do I have to make a truce with him, kill him, what do I have to do!? What do I do to keep…Me…from doing all that!?" Ichigo had drawn his zanpakuto and Uchiakeru had moved behind Zangetsu, she seemed to be very timid.
"You need to kill him, and absorb him, judging from how he latched onto you, the only way would be to decapitate him, or completely destroy his body leaving no vital organs." Zangetsu was speaking like a normal person now, which helped. Ichigo started looking around and then he noticed it, behind him on the pole where Zangetsu stood. The bat-like Espada in his second release.
"GET OUT OF MY SOUL!" Ichigo released his Bankai and charged him down.
"It isn't your soul anymore." He spoke calmly like he had before.
"What the hell does that mean!?" Ichigo started rapidly slashing, and sometimes would land a stab on one of the wings, going through, and sometimes he would get slashed on his shoulder.
"The amount of occupants in your soul has increased by so many that it isn't just, a hollow, a zanpakuto, or even her zanpakuto. There are others." The massive fight kept going, Ichigo refused to manifest his hollow abilities, he wanted to kill him with his own body. They were matching each other, slash for slash, stab for stab, and cero for cero.
"There should only be me, Zangetsu, and apparently you! Who the fuck else is in here!?"
"It belonged to him." Ulquiorra used his tail to stab Ichigo through the area where his heart should be. Next thing Ichigo knew was, he was in his garden at his barracks, in a cold sweat.
"Captain, are you done talking to your zanpakuto?" Yuze was in one of his trees and was watching him the entire time.
"Yuze…Did I have wings…in your nightmare?" Ichigo jumped up to the tree and sat next to her. She nodded and he sighed.
"Promise me, if I ever turn into what you saw, you will take Orihime somewhere safe."
"I promise."
"Ichigo!" Rukia's voice was heard from under the tree.
"Yes?"
"Did Zangetsu help out at all?"
"I'm pretty sure that they're somehow from the future…" Ichigo jumped down and explained the situation he had just learned of.
"That's…"
"I'm going to tell the other captains at the captain meeting in a few days."
…
"…That is the situation inside my soul. If I lose to him, I want you to swear to me…You must kill me." There was complete silence among the captains, even Mayuri kept his smartass remarks to himself for once. After a few minutes of silence, Sui-Feng spoke up.
"I can't see how we could even hold our own in a fight to the death against you. In your Bankai, you are much, much faster than even I. You're spiritual pressure can crush captains just by you lowering it." Sui-Feng shouted and received nods from Byakuya and Ukitake.
"She has a point Ichigo, if that happens…we might have to call in…Squad Zero." Shunsui gave this news from under his hat; each captain except Ichigo had a worried look on their faces at the mention of this new squad.
"Zero?" Ichigo asked with a raised eyebrow.
"They are the personal guard of the Spirit King. That is where captains go when they get promoted." Byakuya announced to Ichigo, who was indifferent about who they were or not.
"If the case is that you cannot kill me, then there will be no need to summon them. I. Will. Not. Let. This. Happen." Ichigo had the same look in his eyes as the day he fought Byakuya, the ones that meant 'I will not fail!' Byakuya recognized this look and smirked a little.
"I have faith in you, just, sort these spirits of yours out, try to keep it at two or three maximum." Shunsui accepted Ichigo's explanation and dismissed them.
"Ichigo, is what you said about having many different souls in your soul, true?" Sui-Feng caught up to Ichigo as he was walking away.
"I have no clue, he said there was another soul that 'belonged to him' which I have no clue how these soul mixing things happen to me. First that asshole of a hollow, now the espada, now another soul, and many more that he didn't even mention."
"Sounds like you're a bit too busy to invite me over for a drink then, huh?" Sui-Feng poked him in the back with every word.
"Why are you poking me?"
"Because, you need a distraction from your mind. So can I join you for a drink in your mansion later?"
"I guess, you can come now, I already told my squad what they're doing today."
"Want to race?"
"Sure…"
The two of them got ready outside the first barracks, and had Nanao count down from ten. Once she said one, they took off.
…
"Damn…You're fast." Sui-Feng said as they arrived, it was a tie.
"Anyway, are you sure you want to drink again? You, Nel and Yoruichi had a threesome in my living room." Ichigo opened the door and was greeted by Koko.
"Hi dad…and what was that about a threesome in your living room?"
"Yoruichi, Nel, Sui-Feng. A lot of liquor. Vacation." Ichigo was trying not to hint to hard to what happened that night, he gave Koko a little hug and led Sui-Feng to the bar, and went to see Orihime.
"Hi, Ichigo! Masaki, look, daddy's home!" Orihime was sitting on their bed, holding Masaki, Tatsuki was asleep. The little girl looked at her father and made some noise.
"Hello, my beautiful girls." He kissed Orihime and picked up Masaki.
"So, how did the meeting go."
"If I fail to control this separate soul, I ordered them to kill me." Ichigo had not told her that the soul was Ulquiorra, he remembered how traumatized she was for a year after the war.
"Then don't fail." Orihime said with a smile.
"I don't suppose you can drink yet?"
"I can, I was just waiting for you to ask!" She gave a laugh and put Masaki next to Tatsuki, and as if she was turned off, she fell asleep.
"Let's go Sui-Feng's waiting." The two of them made their way back to the bar, Sui-Feng was behind mixing various liquor until she had a black colored drink.
"Ichigo, did you guys have fun for the one night you were there? Yoruichi came by and said you guys had a party!" Orihime was handed a small glass of Spiced rum and Ichigo was given her black liquid.
"I'll explain in a little, Sui-Feng, what the hell is this? It's black…" Ichigo sniffed the liquid and his head pounded a little.
"Yoruichi-sama taught me about mixing human drinks. That one I made you is called 'Cream Cannon' according to Yoruichi-sama." Ichigo couldn't help but laugh at her, she didn't know much slang, and she was the most innocent in the room.
"I…thank you. As long as your back there, hand me the bottle with no label." Ichigo could hardly speak through his laughter.
"What's in this bottle?" She asked as she opened it and sniffed, the incredibly powerful scent made her cough.
"Something Urahara gave me called 'Death-Spike Goose Demon' supposed to be the strongest here, if you take five shots of that, I'll bring Yoruichi back." Orihime and Sui-Feng cringed at the name. Ichigo downed the strange black liquid and gagged.
"Just…five…?"
"Yeah, come on, switch with me." Ichigo got up and went behind the bar, she jumped over into his seat. He pulled out five shot glasses and filled them with the silver liquid.
"Ichigo…Are you sure that's safe to drink? It looks like liquid metal…" Orihime said as she examined the metallic color.
"Not at all, Urahara told me that it could kill a whale."
"Anything for Yoruichi-sama!" Sui-Feng downed two shots in quick succession, she picked the third up and dropped it, and she collapsed on the floor.
"Guess she's not the hard drinker she said she was." Ichigo squeezed lime juice into the remaining shot glasses. And he downed them.
"I should have warned her better. The lime neutralizes the potent after effects of it."
"That's crazy, why do you have that!?"
"It was a gift…here, let me make you something that you'll love."
"I can't get too drunk, keep it weak."
"Alright…" Ichigo proceeded to mix the same drink he made for Tier, but less potent, he watered it down.
"This is good…Also; did Tier get into a fight?" Orihime asked from behind the small glass.
"Not that I know of, why?"
"She's been limping since you came back. I wonder if she is in pain…"
'Why is she limping outside of the gigai!?' Ichigo screamed in his mind
"Probably from my bachelor party that Yoruichi decided to throw me, but she's out of the gigai, so I don't know why."
"Yoruichi threw you a bachelor party!? Give me details!"
"He did an extreme body shot with Tier!" It was Yoruichi standing in the door.
"Why are you here!?"
"I'm living here of course, Orihime said I can, now back to the party…you did delete one camera…but…here you go Orihime!" she tossed a second camera to Orihime. Ichigo tried to get the camera from her but when he failed, he just downed a drink and put his head down. Yoruichi ran down the hall as a cat.
"Ichigo! How drunk were you!?" Orihime laughed as she flipped through the camera. Only a few pictures were of Ichigo, most of them were the drunken orgy that Yoruichi started after Tier went upstairs.
"Drunk enough to wake up naked with Tier, naked, and her arms tied behind her back and her blood painted on the ceiling." Ichigo didn't look at her but he heard her laugh harder and fall to the floor.
"No wonder she's limping!" Orihime shouted with a smile. "Oh my god, what the hell were you doing with Yumai!?" she turned the camera to show him the picture of his face buried in her legs.
"I have no memories of that night, the first thing I remember was waking up, getting dressed and untying Tier."
"Why were you untying Tier?" Yumai was standing in the door with Koko. They came in and stood behind Orihime and looked at the camera, Yumai's face grew red.
"It seems you were a victim of Ichigo's drunken partying." Orihime said with a giggle. Ichigo was surprised that she was taking this well, even though she's looking at pictures of him cheating.
"I'm glad I didn't go…Don't want him eating out his own daughter." Koko spoke as she went behind the bar.
"What the hell is wrong with you? Why is that the only thought on this that you have?" Yumai cried at Koko who just smiled and poured herself a glass of the unmarked bottle, squeezing lime into it.
"Yumai, can you take care of the twins for a few hours…I have something to do with Ichigo…" Orihime deleted the photos and grabbed Ichigo's hand and led him out of the room.
"What do you want to do?" Ichigo asked as he was being dragged out the door and down to the lake near the house.
"You." She gave him a wink and squeezed his hand tighter.
"Hours?"
AN: Bachelor party ends in blood painting? I think yes.
Ulquiorra never died! And who belonged to whom?
Hope you enjoyed the drunken party scene, I was a bit distracted when I wrote this chapter, so feel free to review and point out something that needs to change.