Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry for updating so late. Had stupid exams. But to make it up to you I'm gonna publish 3 new short and sweet chapters. Hope you haven't forgotten about my story.

Damon: Lexi? What an unexpected surprise!

Lexi: (snorted) Unexpected surprise? I think the wrong Salvatore brother went back to high school.

S01E08- 162 Candles

Disclaimer: Would I ever own anything? 'Coz I still don't

"When I walk in the school, this is what I see," Klaus sang.

"Everybody stops and staring at me," Kol sang.

"I've got passion in my pants, and I ain't afraid to-" Klaus sang and then Kol joined in "-show it, show it, show it…. I'm sexy and I know it."

"Vow! Have you guys ever heard of decency?" Lexi said covering her eyes. "This show is rated PG."

As the bet stated, Klaus and Kol were in their boxers. (Thank God not underwear!)

"You guys have some guts! Thought you were gonna wiggle out of that one," Damon said, laughing at his own joke.

Just then Elijah and Finn entered the school.

"Hey! My homies," Kol said.

The two looked up to see what it was all about. Elijah's eyebrows went high up and Finn nearly fell face down.

"Just walk away like we don't know them," Elijah told Finn, who nodded and the two practically ran away.

Caroline entered the party and the moment she did, she screamed and ran away.

"Oh come on Blondie! I know you dream about me naked," Klaus said.

"What is going on?" Matt asked.

"Let us through. Mystic Falls' hot shots coming through," Tyler said, cutting through the crowd.

When they saw their almost naked friends, they burst out laughing.

"Kelvin Clain, nice," Tyler commented.

Miss Webbers came there, followed by her class as she was teaching when she heard the commotion. Jeremy and Anna were in there too.

"Don't you all have somewhere to be?" she asked and was just gonna start her sermon when she saw Klaus and Kol. And well what's more, she fainted right there and then, with her eyes wide open like she was in a shock.

"Vow! I didn't know we could have that effect on a teacher too," Kol said.

Jeremy stepped up and waved his hand in front of her eyes. She didn't even flinch. "Miss Webbers is a big fat hag," he said, then covered his face. Nothing happened. He then looked up at Kol and Klaus and said, "Thanks guys! I owe you one. Maybe you should do this every morning you know."

"What the-, "Alaric said, coming in. Everyone giggled. The only teacher who could use cuss words in front of students.

He reached down and checked Miss Webbers' pulse. "She's in shock. Figures." He bent down and supported her to steady her up on her feet, then started going towards the main building. "Everyone clear up. I don't want to see anyone when I come back or I will start handing out detentions. And you two," he said directly to Klaus and Kol, "-put some clothes on."

The two groaned. "Oh come on Rick. We were just getting used to the attention."

"Yeah! The fun has just started," Kol said.

Just then some girl screamed in her shrill voice. Everyone turned to see who it was. It was Vicky all right.

"OMG! Look at you!" Vicky said. She then dropped her bag and said in a seducing voice, "You and me have lots of talking to do." And then she lunged for Klaus. He dodged her just in time. Then screamed like a girl and ran away saying to Alaric as he passed by, "Clothes it is."

"Hey wait for me, bro!" Kol said and followed him.

"Did you guys see that?" Bonnie said, coming towards Lexi and Damon.

"Well not the most of it, thankfully," Lexi said, removing her hand from her eyes, shuddering.

"Oh joy, Judgie is here," Damon said, giving a smug smile.

"Not now Damon. Hey did you guys see Stefan?" Bonnie asked.

Damon and Lexi turned to look for him.

"He was right behind us," Lexi said. Damon and Lexi exchanged a look.

"Is anything up?" Bonnie asked.

"Well your dirty lil' friend seemed to have broken my brother's heart. Which I already warned her not to. Seems like she and I have some business together," Damon said.

"Wait Damon, you're not thinking straight. Elena doesn't seem like someone who can even hurt a fly. Maybe we should first try to find out what happened," Lexi said.

"Well I don't know any more than you guys, but Elena's been acting really weird, especially lately," Bonnie said.

"Whatever, I don't care if the bitch has issues, but no one has the right to break my brother's heart," he said and was just going away but then added, "Please don't tell anyone, especially Stefan, that I said that. I have an image to look out for, after all."

Bonnie rolled her eyes and said, "And I had just started thinking that you actually care."

"Oh we wouldn't want that," Damon said, giving his usual cocky smile.

Lexi smacked him on his head.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"You know you deserved that," Lexi said.

"I guess I did," Damon said shrugging.

Elena was walking to her English class when she bumped into him. She ignored Damon as if she didn't even know him and was going around him when he blocked her by putting a hand on the wall.

"Not so fast, hot stuff," he said. "You and I have some talking to do."

"I'm waiting for the part about 'why the hell I care'?" she said and was going from the other side but Damon blocked her again.

"I guess I told you not to break my baby brother's heart," Damon said. "So it would be better for you if you take that slutty bitchy attitude and suck it up."

He said it quite loud that everyone in the corridor was staring at them. Elena looked around, her cheeks bright red and burning. She got angry and said, "And you take your brother's heart and stuck it up your-"

"Well Miss Gilbert, I guess that would be enough," Mr David Fell, the maths teacher said, cutting through the crowd. "Detention, Saturday. God! The stuff these girls have to say now a days," he said going away.

"Fuck you," Elena said to Damon and went away. Damon was rooted to the spot, shocked. He then growled in anger and stomped away.

Lexi and Bonnie came through the crowd after they had seen and heard the whole scene.

"Vow that was unexpected," Lexi said.

"The part that Elena cussed?" Bonnie asked.

"No the part where Damon didn't retort back," Lexi said.

"I don't know what's wrong with her. She has never reacted like this. Always the goody-two-shoes, she was," Bonnie said.

"Is she on drugs?" Lexi asked.

"Lexi!" Bonnie said, raising her eyebrows.

"Just a suggestion," Lexi said, putting her hands up to defend herself.

"Noooooo Klaus, I'm not giving you my jeans!" Finn said, running on top speed through the corridor.

Klaus followed close behind. He had somehow managed to get a shirt, but still didn't have any jeans on.

"Aw come on! If Vicky sees me without jeans she would again start with the seducing and the sex talk. You don't know what torture it is to hear her dirty thoughts," he said, running behind him.

"No!" Finn said.

"Come one, no one gives a damn about you when you're in your jeans, who would even notice you without them?" he shouted back and the two continued their cat and mouse chase.

Lexi and Bonnie exchanged a look.

"It's a weird-weird world out there," Lexi said and the two smirked and went to their class.

Damon: Why are you so mean to me?

Lexi: Have you met you? You're not a nice person.

Damon: Because I'm a vampire.

Lexi: But you're only the bad parts.

Damon: Teach me to be good.

Lexi: (catching his throat) I'm older, and that means stronger. Don't ruin my time with Stefan, 'coz I'll hurt you. And you know I can do it.

S01E08