Better Half
Pairing: Malik x Bakura side Yami x Merik
Warnings: Yaoi nothing graphic.
A/N: What happened after Malik and Bakura left. Written because my last Thiefshipping was more like a Yami Merik thing. Dedicated to Rannatay and casagari
Summary: Who got the better deal?
"I thought I was going to die," Bakura sighed as the pair left Malik's house after Merik had found out about the thief's relationship with his hikari.
"So did I," Malik admitted grinning.
Bakura scowled, "Nice to see you're so amused by my potential demise."
"Aww, don't be like that," said the blonde. "I'm sure Yami had it under control."
"Like I'd trust that baka to care about my safety."
"Okay maybe not but if they did hurt you, I would have found a way to make both of their lives hell."
"Really?"
"Mmmhmm. I may not have the Millennium Rod but never underestimate me."
Bakura blinked, "What on Earth are you talking about?"
"I have my own ways to annoy. For example a mind-link makes it very easy to interrupt when they're getting busy," he smirked.
"I did not need that mental image."
"Oh it turned you on admit it," the hikari teased.
"EEEEWWWW!!! Why would it when I got the better half?"
Malik's eyes got watery, "Awww 'Kura's so sweet!"
Bakura grinned lecherously, "It's true. Let the stupid pharaoh screw that huge idiot." Malik smacked him lightly. "But I've got the cute, clever, sexy one."
Malik smiled at the compliment. Bakura looked at him expectantly, "Well?"
The blonde seemed startled, "Well what?"
"Don't you have anything to say to me? About a better half?"
"Oh I don't know about you being the 'better half' necessarily," he drawled.
Bakura scowled and began to stalk off, but Malik grabbed his arm.
"You are however, the cooler, hotter, tougher, and dangerous one. Besides, I'm fairly certain you're better in bed. Y'know, where it really counts."
Bakura grinned again, "You want to find out?"
"Sure."
/MALIK DON'T YOU DARE/
Needless to say, Merik was completely ignored.
-OWARI-