Laughter
"Stupid Goddamn fucking Best Jeanist!" Katsuki Bakugo muttered, running his hands through his flattened hair at lightning speed to try and get his dirty blonde hair back to his regular spiky style. However, Best Jeanist put a lot of hair products in his hair, and just when it seemed like his hair was back to normal, it would go back down, angering Bakugo even more.
"Fuck this stupid hair! I can't be seen by anyone else like this," Bakugo muttered to himself, thinking back to when Mt. Lady and Minoru Mineta laughed at him when he came to get Mineta. If it wasn't for Aizawa telling him to get Mineta, he would've gone straight to his dorm room until his hair went back to normal.
When he turned the corner to get to the elevator, he saw something that he thought was the worst thing that could happen right now; Mei Hatsume, his girlfriend, was coming from another corner and heading towards him. Bakugo started pressing the up button on the elevator fast and hard. Just before the elevator door opened, Hatsume bumped into Bakugo.
"Oh, sorry about that Baku…," Hatsume began before she looked up and saw Bakugo's flattened hair. Bakugo was sweating and shaking, cursing himself for letting Hatsume see him with this stupid hair. Bakugo looked at Hatsume's face, and couldn't gage her reaction. Mei was staring at Bakugo with her head slightly tilted to the right and her eyes slightly wider than normal.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Hatsume suddenly laughed, falling on the floor back first with her hands wrapped around her stomach.
"Oh come on!? You're going to fucking laugh at me too!?" Bakugo yelled, a blush growing on his face. Hatsume looked back at him, wiping a couple of tears away from her eyes and breathing to control herself.
"I'm…I'm sorry, BakuBeast. It's just…what's wrong with your hair," Hatsume choked out, with the occasional chuckle still escaping her mouth.
"Fucking Best Jeanist gave me this stupid haircut, and made me look like an ass!" Bakugo yelled, grabbing his hair hard enough that it looked as though he was pulling it out. Hatsume walked up to him, got on her tip toes, and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
"BakuBeast, you may have stupid hair, but you're still my BakuBeast, so don't worry about it," Hatsume said softly, before running her hands through Bakugo's hair. Bakugo smiled at her, and gave her a kiss on the mouth. Hatsume melted in Bakugo's arms and returned the kiss with enough fire to burn down an entire apartment building.
"But…you're going to do something about the hair, right?" Hatsume asked, after she had pulled away from Bakugo.
"I've been trying fucking everything I can think of, but it's not working!" Bakugo yelled, causing Hatsume to let out a giggle before kissing him on the cheek and grabbing his hand. The two walked back to Bakugo's dorm room to think of how to fix his hair.