K/R vs. Kigo

Author: Not Mace. Guest author is Neo the Saiyan angel

Chapter 14

ANOTHER Crack Pairing?

"There," Maceecam said, smiling as he looked over his repairs. "Finally finished fixing this!" He looked up and down the Pair-Cloner 2.1, several portions of which were cracked and covered in chunks of wood and duct tape. "I thought that Neo had broken it for good. Stupid 'neb's Angels…always breaking my toys…"

He flipped a few switches, making the panels flash and click before he finally shut everything down. Yawning, Mace pushed one last button on the wall before leaving the room in relative peace. A few seconds after he left, the grate on the air duct broke and two figures came tumbling to the floor.

"Ouch!"

"Oomph!"

They struggled to detangle themselves from each other, grumbling and yelling all the while.

"Ouchy…" said the younger of the two as she rubbed her side. "I thought we were supposed to have a quiet entrance?"

"Well kiddo," her companion replied, "I didn't really count on the whole 'breaking air duct' thing." They brushed themselves off and looked up. "Ya know, I always thought that it'd take somethin' like a laser pen ta break one of those. Maybe I've been watchin' too much of the show…"

Anabri flicked Neo the Saiyan angel in the head.

"There is no such thing as too much! Unless it gets in the way of fun things…"

"But it IS a fun thing ta do! Especially if it has Drakken," Neo muttered the last part. Anabri managed to hear it, though.

"Drakken's blue…"

"…yup."

They stood up after a minute of sitting and thinking about nothing in particular and walked over to the machine.

"Do we hafta do this? I mean, we broke it last time," Neo whined.

"Yes." Anabri began pushing random buttons on the Pair-Cloner. "You got Drakkim. Now I get Dori. It was the deal. We can blame it breaking again on Capella. He had his car blown to bits by Jade and Wonique fighting over whose car was cooler."

"…don't they both have the same type of thing? A flying motorcycle?"

"Yes. But they have different colors."

"Oh. Well, that's perfectly reasonable," Neo said. She looked up at the control screen and her eyebrows came together. "'bri, is it supposed ta be doin' that?" They both looked up at the message flashing on the screen.

"'Haha, you fell for it'? That's a weird name for a cloning machine." Anabri scratched her head and kept pushing buttons. The message never changed.

"Ya know, I think that we mighta been caught," Neo grumbled as she shook her head. "This is why I sometimes like the Mary Sue avatar OCs. They get the superpowers that let 'em deal with anythin'. Pull anything out of their-" Anabri cut off Neo's statement with a smack to the head. "Ow! Why'd ya do that?"

"You were going to use a bad word." Anabri stopped pushing buttons and turned to Neo. "What are Mary Sue avatars?"

"Oh, they're like Mace in his self-insert stories," Neo said casually.

"HEY! I am not a Mary Sue!" The two Angels turned to the entrance of the room to find Mace standing in his split suit and glaring at them. "We just happen to be in the Fannieverse which lets us do not normal things. That doesn't make me a Mary Sue!"

"Dude, ya die…NUMEROUS times…and keep comin' back. What would you call that?" Neo stared him down.

"It's a special skill of mine. I can't help it if I'm unkillable. Er…not stay deadable. …you know what I mean." Mace walked over to the two girls and looked at his machine. "Ah. Good. The new security system worked."

"Security system? Why would you put that in?" Anabri asked her uncle.

"Gee, I don't know. Maybe because a certain pair of do-gooders keep breaking in and using my stuff and breaking it?"

"Ya know, I'm not really that much of a do-gooder…" Neo said.

"While that may be true, I'm afraid that you are, technically, Angels, and thus breaking and entering would tarnish their precious reputation," Mace giggled in malicious delight. "Now I shall have my long-awaited revenge! Mwahahahaha!"

"If ya do that, then I'll be in jail. And I won't be able ta go to the Fannies with ya," Neo pointed out.

"Daddy wouldn't be happy if I couldn't go…you won't like Daddy when he's angry," Anabri added.

"Ah. Yes. Ran-Hulk. I still have to figure out how that works…" Mace trailed off in thought.

"Quick. Mess with the buttons some more," Neo whispered to Anabri.

"Okie-dokie, Grandma!"

"I'm only your grandma because of time travel that I haven't done yet," Neo complained as the youngest in the room began messing with all of the buttons.

"That won't work." Mace shook his finger in disapproval. "The system's locked down until I give it the unlock code."

"Well, why don't ya give it the code?" Neo inquired.

"Because I don't want any more Drakkims made!" Mace yelled. "Do you know how annoying Drakkim is? He's so positive and good, it's sickening. Not to mention how he keeps following Kigo around. If he wasn't so pure, I'd think that he was stalking her. But it's more about prevention I think. You should've seen what happened when Kigo tried to skip a few spots in the lunch line."

"And Drakima?"

"Well…she's creepy-scary. That's all I'm going to say on the topic," Mace sighed a little.

"Grandma, did you notice that you use a lot of the three dot things?" Anabri asked Neo.

"Oh, the ellipsis? Yeah, I know. I just really like to use it, though," Neo replied.

"Can we get back to the story? Namely why you guys are back here again?" Mace demanded.

"I want my Dori!" Anabri pouted slightly.

"Dori? Not Drakken/Yori, is it? I thought that was Drakkori."

"Nope. Dori is Dementor/Yori, Mace," Neo answered. "'bri wants ta have her custom pairing made since I got mine."

"Oh. Why didn't you just ask, Anabri?" Mace said as he started to work the controls of the Pair-Cloner 2.1.

"What?! Why don't ya care about Dori but ya have a problem with Drakkim?" Neo asked with clenched teeth.

"Dementor and Yori are just fine. But Drakken and Kim is just icky," Mace said over his shoulder.

"Mace…nnnargh…" Neo threw her hands in the air and let out a frustrated scream, causing some of the devices in the room to spontaneously explode.

"Wow. Grandma, you might want to be careful or you might have a heart attack or something."

"I'm only 22!"

"So? You're still the grandma."

"GAH!"

"There we go!" Mace walked over to the input slots and removed Drakken's DNA. "Hmm…looks like I forgot to clean up. And- Aww, did someone spill ketchup on here?" He wiped off the spots of red on the other scanner and put in the samples from Dementor and Yori.

"Yay! Thank you Uncle Mace!" Anabri giggled while dancing around a bit.

"Nnnargh…no one appreciates Drakkim," Neo muttered angrily in the corner.

In the glass container on the machine, a large floating blob began to form. Neo, who wasn't paying attention anymore because it wasn't as funny otherwise, began to play with different buttons on a machine labeled 'Easy Plot Device'. Suddenly, it began spewing black smoke, covering the entire room in the inky darkness.

"Could you be any more distracting, Neo?" Mace stumbled around, looking for the backup fan for just this sort of thing, when the device beeped a few times to signal that it was finished. The doors opened, the rushing air forcing most of the smoke to clear and travel into the hallway. The trio, mainly Anabri, watched in amazement as a figure stepped out of the machine a moment later. Short with yellow skin, yet with long jet black hair and dark eyes, anyone who watched Kim Possible could tell who this pairing was. The girl was slightly on the chubby side, wearing the standard uniform that the cloner assembled from nanites.

"Dori," Ana mumbled in awe.

---Meanwhile, in the hallway---

"Geez! What's with all this smoke? Did Kigo try to cook again?" K/R coughed.

"Hey! At least I can count to ten," Kigo snapped. "Besides, if I wanted to have an effect like that, I'd have a cause like THIS!" She lit K/R's pants on fire with a handful of her plasma, laughing maniacally as the canon pairing fled down the hall trying to put out the fire before all of his clothing was consumed.

"I knew you would do something evil again! You'd better stop or I'll stop you for you," Drakkim said, jumping out from his incredibly poor hiding place behind RonBon.

"What am I doing here?" RonBon asked.

"I think the author just wanted to throw in as many names as she could," Kigo snarked. "Doesn't seem to have much in the ways of thinking, that one."

"That's it! No one insults one of my supporters…unless they're evil or something," Drakkim said before charging Kigo.

"Ah well, the heroic stupidity marches on," Kigo shrugged before blocking a roundhouse kick from Drakkim.

K/R came back down the hall, clothes charred and hair mussed, and watched the two fight. It was rather unfair, but still oddly amusing, even to a 'good' pairing such as himself. Eventually, Kigo ran by him laughing in sadistic glee followed by a burned and limping Drakkim.

"You can't…escape…my justice…" he puffed, practically dragging himself down the hallway after Kigo. "Why don't we…settle the score…another day when you're…ouch…at one hundred percent. Maybe…have it be a- a building competition?"

"Wow." K/R hoisted Drakkim up and held him around the stomach, dragging him to his room. "Here I thought I was the big good guy. Oh well. Welcome to the club." He slapped Drakkim on the shoulder, making him yelp in pain. "Oh. Oops. Sorry about that. We should probably get some ointment for that…"