Chapter13 Conniption

A/n: So here's update #2 of the day...and oh the pressure to perform...he he he

Yes, I do crack myself up over the names for their body parts;) I hope you see the humor in it too.

Welcome to all the new readers...enjoy the ride;)

After this one, I'm off to nap before heading to a family cookout. Hope you all are enjoying your time with family and friends this holiday weekend. I don't know how much I'm gonna enjoy the family part but the food will be great at least;)

WARNING: this chapter will contain graphic anal sex – You've been warned.

On with the show...

BPOV

My pussy is throbbing...painfully. I don't remember a time where I've ever had this much vaginal sex. Sure, I'm no virgin but I've just never enjoyed a partner enough to go at it the way that Edward have. At least six times in less than four days...yeah, it'll be a miracle if I'm ever tight again as big as he is.

But, I'm not complaining. I'm standing in Edward-fucking-Cullen's bathroom about to get into the shower with him after having just had three of the most mind blowing orgasms of my life. If I hadn't already fallen in love with him, I'd be head over heels just from the 'O's' alone.

This truly is like a dream come true.

EPOV

Bella is my dream come true. She is everything that I look for in a woman. She's intelligent. She's driven. She's beautiful. And most of all her mind is as sexually charge and wicked as mine is.

But I'm scared. This is all happening so fast. My head is spinning and I'm not talking about Mr. Happy. Although, he's in euphoria right now, especially since I deemed this a 'no clothes' weekend. He'll make sure that he gets plenty of attention this weekend staying in full attention mode, I'm sure.

Mr. Fucking. Happy. I can't believe that I let her name my penis. But hey, it makes her happy and I kinda wanna make her happy, so it's a win-win for everyone. At least one of my heads has his in the game. My brain feels clouded and overwhelmed. My heart is tugging at my stomach like it has a secret to whisper but my head is holding steady with his arms crossed and defiance written on his face.

I don't want to get burned. I've seen the heartbreak roller-coaster that my divorced friends have had to ride. I'm not having any of that. No. Thanks.

But, Bella feels different. She makes me feel secure, safe and adored.

Watching her step into the shower with the water trickling off her skin makes my soul light on fire. I step in behind her, turning her to me, folding her body into my arms before I kiss her. Our mouths come alive with slick tongues and throaty moans.

We let the warm water soothe are muscles, continuing to touch and explore with our hands and fingers, as we both finally pull back for a much needed breathe. "Edward, Lucy Diamond needs a break, unless you want her sparkle to fade." She says looking up at me with her hands playing with my wet hair at the nape of my neck.

"No, baby, I wouldn't want that. We'll give her the rest of the night off, how does that sound?" I whisper through the small kisses I'm placing on the side of her neck.

She's got her pouty face on, I can feel it again my cheek so I pull back to see her adorable face. "But that will make Mr. Happy sad again." Bella looks down at my cock before lowering her hand to lightly stroke him.

"Bella, there are plenty of other ways to make him happy," I chuckle at her when her eyes get that hint of wicked gleam in them.

"Show me," she teases.

"All in good time, babe, now, let's shower," I said in my business voice as I reached for the shampoo. "Turn around and let me take care of this filthy hair of yours," I instructed her. She just stared at me for a second, "What? You're going to wash my hair?" She giggled out.

"Just turn around, Bella," and she finally did. I put some shampoo in my hands and starts lathering up her hair. She let out a few mmmm's and awww's while I massaged her scalp before her turning her around to rinse her hair. "Conditioner?" I asked as she finally opened her eyes. They were soft and full of something sweet and pure. Almost like...love? I mean I can only imagine that's what it was. Was Bella in love with me? I gulped and grabbed the conditioner to start the process all over again by turning her back around and working the liquid through her hair.

"I'll need to leave it on for a bit so my hair doesn't get tangled." She softly spoke. I gulped again. Something shifted in the air again, why was this always happening in the shower?

"Here, have a seat," I moved her to the built in alcove and set about washing my own hair. Once I was done, I noticed her staring at my cock as her hands were feeling up Ethel and Myrtle. "Bella," I chuckled as she jumped and blushed from getting caught, "what are you doing sweet girl?"

"Oh, um, well, Mr. Happy kept pointing and saying Hi so the girls here were just waving Hi back to him." She had that lilt of excitement in her voice again.

"Oh they were, were they? Well, how about a proper introduction then?" I asked hoping like hell she'd say yes. She smiled and nodded her head. Since she was so much shorter than me I told her to sit up on her knee but put her ass on her heels. I grabbed some shampoo and lathered up my dick.

"Hello ladies," I said to her tits as I moved to stand directly in front of her. Bella giggled as I palmed them both, rubbing them gently. "Lean forward a bit, now hold them tight together," she did exactly as I asked and I shoved Mr. Happy straight up the middle of them. God, even her tits felt good wrapped around my meat. "Hold them tight, Bella." I said as I started to increase my thrusting, not able to hold my hips from the steady movement. I set a nice quick pace, loving the way the soft flesh of her body glided right over my dick. It didn't have the heat of her pussy but it felt just as glorious.

I continued thrusting up and knew that I was about to cum, "Bella, put your chin down on my chest and open that mouth wide for me." I breathed out, as I started panting in anticipation of blowing my wad into her mouth. I watched her slowly realize what was about to happen and she grinned pushing her breasts harder together causing my next jolt upward to force the explosion as I shoved my spewing cock up into her mouth. She quickly gulped it down and licked my dick clean, scraping her teeth gently on the undercarriage of my shaft, which caused me to hiss out. My high left my knees weak and my cock deflated quickly.

"Mmmmhhhhhmmmmm," She moaned, licking her lips as she stood and turned me to sit. "Fucking delicious," she said while rinsing the conditioner from her hair.

"Let me wash you?" She asked as she eyed my slumped body. I nodded and she grabbed the loofah and body wash quickly moving in front of me. I placed my hands on her hips, loving how perfect a fit they were on the flare. Bella wasn't stick figure tiny, she ate and had meat on her bones but she was well proportioned and she seemed completely comfortable in her own skin.

Her hands washing my body felt like heaven. She touched me with a gentleness but also a firm hand to let me know she cared but would get me clean. "Thank you, Bella." I softly said.

"You're welcome, Edward." She leaned forward and gave me a chaste kiss before she lifted a foot and cleaned it, running her fingers along the bottom, tickling me. "Hey that tickles," I laughed.

"Just checking," she laughed back, doing the same to the other foot. "All done," she announced.

I stood and pulled her into a tight hug, "Not yet, we've got to get you clean, too," so I rubbed her all up against my body then turned her around and the same thing to her back. She giggled and when I turned her back around, I brought us under the waterfall shower head, letting the water wash away the soap as I kissed her, passionately.

Bella was breaking down the walls that I'd spent years putting up. While it scared me, it thrilled me just the same.

"Ready to get out," I asked after taking a kissing breather break. "Yes," she breathily replied.

I shut off all the water and opened the door to grabs us a few towels. I used one to wrap around my body then turned and wiped her down before tucking the towel around her, leaning down to kiss her one last time. "Mmmm, I love your lips on mine," Bella said as she smacked her lips together.

"I don't mind yours on mine, either," I joked back. "On any part of my body, actually," as she swatted my chest and rolled her eyes at me.

"Can you bring me my bag and give me a few minutes to finish up my night routine," Bella asked looking up at me through her lashes.

"Sure thing." I walked out into the bedroom and grabbed her bag as I turned she was standing there nude, bent over, ass shining right at me as she toweled her hair off.

Hmmm, I can't have anymore pussy tonight but that ass hasn't gotten a work out yet. And with that Mr. Happy was at full attention and throbbing in anticipation.

She caught me staring at her through her legs, as she was bent over so she straightened up a bit and looked at me over her shoulder, wiggling her ass at me. "See something you like?"

..!

That little vixen knew exactly what she was doing. "Oh Isabella, you shouldn't have done that. You know the attachment that I have for that lily white ass of yours," I walked to her, swatting it hard.

She giggled and wiggled again. "Here's your bag, do what you have to do then on my bed, on all fours and don't keep me or Mr. Happy waiting." I commanded, as I started stroking my cock her eyes following every move my hand made on my cock.

I made my way to the bedside table, removing the lube and a condom, and laid them on the table top. I walked to the kitchen, poured myself a glass of water and grabbed some aspirin from the cabinet for Bella to take, because she would be aching after I got through with her. Mr. Happy twitched as I continued to stroke him lightly to ease some of his tension. I had learned to do a lot of things one handed.

Yes, I often walked around stroking my cock, it was a very soothing technique that one of my Anger Management therapists had suggested a few years back. It actually had helped from time to time, the problem is I cannot walk around in my office, conference room or convention centers stroking my naked cock. So I wasn't able to use it as often as I'd have like too.

I walked back into the bedroom to see Bella crawling onto the bed, positioning herself just as I'd directed. "Good girl," I said walking to the side of the bed. "Here, take these," I said, handing her the glass of water and two tablets."

"Oh, I don't take drugs, Edward." She said nervously. "I'm giving you aspirin, which you'll need for the aches and pains I am about to inflict on you. And as someone who 'studied' me, you should know I abhor the use of illegal or street drugs." She cowered a little at the ire in my voice.

"I'm sorry, I just didn't understand why you were handing me pills." She said softly.

"It's okay, now you know, take them, I'll be right back." I made my way back to the bathroom to retrieve a towel and a warm wash cloth.

When I walked back in, she was on all fours, head down and I couldn't see her face for all her hair. "Bella," I called. She just shook her head at me and then I heard a sniffle. Fuck, I made her cry.

"Bella, look at me," I sat down on the side of the mattress, leaning towards her, pulling her hair back slowly to reveal a wet cheek. "Please, baby, look at me. What's wrong?" I pulled her towards me and she folded into me, burying her face in the side of my neck.

"I'm sorry, Edward. I know how you feel about drugs, I didn't mean to insinuate that you would give them to me. And now I feel horrible that I accused you of it."

"Bella, I'm not mad at you. It just threw me off when you said that to me. And I didn't explain to you what I was doing." I softly kissed her lips. "Please don't be upset. I'm sorry if I was harsh."

"It's okay, Edward, I just didn't think before I spoke." I laid us down and pulled her body on top of mine, holding her tight. "Shhh, baby, it's okay...you didn't do anything wrong. It was just a simple misunderstanding, that's all." I cooed at her, feeling her relax a little so I moved her to my side, never loosing my grip.

"Thanks," she said and kissed me. We kept kissing and kept kissing and before I knew it we were both clawing at each others skin. My fingers made their way to her pussy, running along the slick heat inside her lips, circling her clit before working two fingers inside of her. She moaned and sucked my neck before removing my hand from Mr. Happy and replacing it with her own. "Fuck me, Edward," she whispered in my ear.

"Turn over, baby," I said before moving to get up and on my knees, grabbing my stuff off the table. She got back into position and I started fingering her once again, "Relax, Bella." I said as I felt her tension in anticipation of what was to come. "I will go slow," I prayed that Mr. Happy went along with my plan.

I continued fingering Bella, she relaxed and started grinding on my hand so I placed a finger at her entrance, shoving slightly. She continued rocking back and forth, taking my finger in so I added another, causing her to gasp and moan. I pulled my fingers from her pussy, grabbed the condom, opened it and rolled it on. Bad thing about fucking ass, it's messy and dangerous. Both of which I don't play around with. Especially since I was bi. I had only been with three men but I had never barebacked with any of them and I got myself checked regularly, although my father didn't appreciate my sexual preferences he did appreciate my staying as healthy as possible in spite of it.

Once the condom was in place, I grabbed the lube, flipped the top and lathered up my latex covered cock, generously applying a liberal amount. I wanted to glide in smoothly with minimal pain to Bella. She may have used toys before but none of them were as long or had the girth that Mr. Happy did.

I slowly removed my fingers, "Ready?" I asked her as I placed my cock at her hole. She nodded and looked back at me, eyes shining and she pushed back, slowly taking me in. I got a about a quarter of the head in when she gasp, stilled, panted a moment then slowly started pushing back.

.. She is tight and hot and gripping Mr. Happy in a vice hold. He started weeping pre-cum into the condom with joyful tears at the squeezeage he felt. I knew I wouldn't last long this way, it just felt to damn good. Besides anal sex isn't about how long, it's about how good it feels, to much and it's to painful for the receiver the next day.

She pushed back all the way, and my pelvis was flush with her ass as I looked down watching my cock smoothly slide in and out of her slowly. "Faster, Edward," she cried and started pushing back, rocking harder. She was panting and moaning and touching her clit. "Fuck, Edward, so full...I feel so full. More, please more." She begged as I picked up the pace, her matching me thrust for thrust. My cock was aching to cum, I felt the white heat sitting in my head so I slowed minute and pulled almost all the way out, prepared to let it rip when suddenly Bella slammed back on to me screaming out my name, constricting so tightly around me that two more pumps in and out and I was doing the same. It felt like I came forever as the spurt kept filling up the condom and the heat was setting my skin on fire. "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck...Bella, goddamn, woman, that …..no words..." I was panting uncontrollably and my chest was never able to fill up with enough air, it seemed.

I slowly pulled out, both of us groaning at the loss from our connection. I bent over the side of her as she collapsed onto her stomach, struggling to regain my breathe.

"That was the single best orgasm, EVER, Edward." she mumbled into the pillow she was buried face down in.

"Agreed." It was all I could coherently think to say.

Once my breathing seemed almost normal, I walked to the bathroom on unsteady legs, disposed of the condom, washed off my cock and went back to take care of my girl.

Yes, my girl. No one would ever have a piece of her again. She. Was. Mine.

I used the warm rag to clean her off and the towel to dry her off after. I put away the necessities and pulled back the covers, picking her numb body up and placing them under the sheet before sliding in behind her.

We lay there for a few minutes in the silence before I reached up and turned off the lamp. Bella turned towards me and snuggled into my side, sighing as she put her head in the crook of my neck. "Good night, Edward...love you," then I heard her breathing go deep and a small snore escape her mouth.

Did she just say 'love you' to me? Was she asleep? Was she conscious? Fuck me, now I'll be up all night.

Bella loved me.

Gulp.

A/n: well, well, well...what do ya know? He he he...yeah, no words here, either.

I'm off to nap then bbq. Expect another update but not until late, later tonight...

Enjoy and leave me some love, please;)

Kyla