Christmas Day: Agravaine
Morgana was having a terrible day, she had woken up in a field, fallen into a well, hit by flying coal, lost the best gift she ever had and as she opened the door to her hovel the last thing she wanted was Agravaine standing in her home wearing a dress.
"What the Fu*k?" she said open mouthed. Agravaine looked at her
"Well my lady I woke up in this dress and it won't come off. It was a good thing everyone was unconscious this morning and after that Gwaine had a funeral for his tavern" Agravaine replied embarrassed.
"and you came to me! Why?" Morgana demanded
"Well thought you could use your magic to get it off me" Agravaine suggested "So while Gwaine was having a funeral with Arthur was being chased by Gwen not far away and while Merlin was in the brothel, you snuck past the guards and came here in a dress… and why do I have the dark feeling I'm not the first woman to say this to you?" Morgana questioned
"Yes well I need this dress off" Agravaine repeated
"Depends are you dressed underneath that dress?" Morgana asked
"No" Agravaine told her
"Not now or ever are you standing in my home naked, get out!" Morgana hissed
"but, but" Agravaine began as Morgana smacked him over the head with a bat.
"Oh great another unconscious man in my hovel, really starting to wish I kept Merlin now" Morgana muttered.