Ash's stupid adventure chapter 14
And once again… we're back in Kanto. "Misty i am stupid please help" Ash said in a scared way because he's a pussy. "No… i can't" Misty replied in surprise because Ash finally found out he was stupid. "Where are we?" Brock said "Right in front of the gates to the elite four that Ash will win very quickly and stuff." Misty said in a way she knew that all she said was true, because it is true. Ash beats the elite four because i am too lazy to write down action scenes. "Ash you made it!" Oak said to Ash "Where are we" Ash asked in amazement "A big black juicy red room, full of pictures of people and pokemon. Now it has you and your Pokemon!" Oak stated "We don't get a picture for being gym leaders…" Misty said in a jealous manner. "That's right! You don't!" Oak said in a proud way "AND YOU NEVER WILL BE!" "Why is mommy here?" Ash asked Oak "Because… I'm a whore!" Oak said in a way that he wanted to surprise everyone. "Now what's next?" asked Ash "Oh i know what happens next! Oh ho ho!" Oak said in excitement. A computer came out of the wall and Oak used the keyboard and mouse "The readers of this series will have to wait a long time again for Pokemon the first… I mean Ash's stupid adventure the Megafic!" "Define…. Bitch" Ash said to Oak "That's easy i can get it from google!" Oak replied "A female dog, wolf, fox, or otter." "Holy shit im smart!" Ash said in a boring way. The door slammed open and it was Gary F***ing Oak! "I here do take the… throne of Pokemon and crap and i have brain damage cause my car hit me!" Gary said in stupidity. "Ok!" Oak said in a happy way. The end.
"Hmm… this hotel is very gold like" Jessie said in a bored expression "More like sickening" Meowth said with his eyes half closed "Being rich is cool and all… only for the food everything else is just… plain… oh and also the robots and mechs and stuff" James stated in a tired voice.
"Let's leave" Meowth told Jessie and James "Till the megafic comes out and we will do stuff."