Okay, I went on and finished writing the end of this story. I have yet to bridge the part in between so it all fits, just know that you are in for quite the surprise. I'm going to drop hints though so feel free to figure it out. I figure this story will have about 60k words when finished, currently 51k are written.
Not a Ninja is currently at 9k words for the next chapter. The last part of it being named Magnum Opus. Just so you know :3
"This is hard," Tayuya moaned, sitting on the parlor of the Uzumaki main building. She turned around to where Naruto sat behind her in the same meditative pose. "How the hell am I supposed to draw it in?"
Naruto opened his eyes, solid gold in color, and tilted his head. "Hm, maybe I should give you a feel for it. Hang on." He moved around her and sat down face to face with her, taking her hands. "I don't have any of the toad oil so I'll just leak a little into you."
Tayuya's grin was devious. "I thought you didn't want to get me pregnant just yet?"
"Funny, really funny," Naruto deadpanned, though his ears reddened a bit. "Close your eyes and try to feel it flow. Let it move with your own chakra, like adding water to a river."
Tayuya nodded, winked and then closer her eyes. She took a deep breath and focused on her chakra. There was a warmth in her hands that had nothing to do with the skin contact. It was like hot jelly, it pulsed with power and when it made contact with her chakra, it suddenly went haywire. Her hands felt hot, her bones grating against each other and she gasped in shock. She opened her eyes to see her hand having turned to stone. But before she could even curse, Naruto's hand covered hers completely and it was back to normal.
"Fuck..." she breathed, "It.. messed up the flow of my chakra completely!"
Naruto nodded. "It doesn't give off the feeling, doesn't it? It feels so slow and calm but in reality, it brims with so much energy, you can barely grasp it."
Tayuya frowned. "But I can't accelerate my chakra influx to that speed. It would set me on fucking fire."
"Exactly," Naruto agreed. "As I said, like adding water to a river. The water you add adjusts to the speed of the river and not the other way around. Taking in nature chakra is hard enough as it is. You have to absorb it, not let it wash over you, it'll turn you to stone instantly."
"Why wasn't my hand webbed? Like a frog?" she asked, opening and closing her hand a few times.
"Because we are doing this differently than the toads. Toads, Tayuya. They really hate being called frogs."
Tayuya snorted. "Toads, frogs, whatever. What do you mean differently?"
He rubbed the back of his head. "Well... for reasons I don't actually understand, the toads believe that nature is always at calm, peaceful and steady. Hence their unmoving meditation to gather the chakra. And while meditating helps, nature chakra is certainly not calm and still. I's a god damn whirlpool of life energy, so volatile and violent in nature that it can crush mountains. The literal force of nature."
"And how the hell does that tie into me not becoming a frog?"
"I have no fucking clue."
Tayuya glared at him. "Really? What's with the speech then?"
He shrugged. "It's why I think it's different. You aren't going to try and calm nature to stillness, you will accept it as wild as it is, just control it a bit so you don't get set ablaze."
Tayuya snorted. Great, this could be fun...
"Ready?" she asked and Naruto nodded. "Cast it."
Naruto nodded again and went through a few hand seals. "Demonic Sound: Phantom Sound Chains!" His right hand flew to his lips and produced a sharp whistling noise that pierced the air on Training Ground 7.
Tayuya went rigid, the vision of chains binding her taking hold of her limbs inside her mind. She grimaced for a second then her eyes narrowed and her arms relaxed. She nodded to herself as she flexed her hands. "Not bad," she called out to him. "But you need a stronger image of the chains in your mind for it to last until you can mentally melt the opponent."
Relaxing his stance, Naruto nodded. "Okay, so... I imagine chains binding you but the image needs to be clear. I solidify it with the chakra I force in through your ears by sound and then control the vision once inside." He looked up at her. "Do I need to keep up the whistling?"
She shook her head. "Nah, you have so much damn chakra you don't need to uphold the sound. Though it is harder because you use a single note, unlike me with my flute."
"This comes off harder than learning sage mode...," Naruto grumbled.
"Stop whining and do it again," Tayuya chided, walking up to him and flicking his forehead.
Rubbing the spot she had flicked for the umpteenth time that day, Naruto ran through the hand seals, concentrating hard to create the perfect image of a chain made from chakra. A chain he needed to bind her with. It needed to be solid, of the hardest of materials and long enough to span all around her. The links needed to be sturdy, unbreakable. Maybe also sharp ends so it could pierce surfaces and remain stuck. These chains could bind anything, hold anything as if a manifestation of his strong will. Chains of an adamantine will-
"Holy Fuck!"
Tayuya's voice startled him. At some point he must have drifted off too deep into his musings. His eyes focused on Tayuya and sure enough, she was bound by an unbelievable number of chains, keeping her in place. Then he frowned. Why could he see his own genjutsu? This should all be in her mind. Had he messed up casting it?
Naruto stood straighter and an odd pulling sensation invaded his mind, present just above the small of his back. His eyes then took in the shadows in front of him, shadows of something overhead. That in itself was strange because they were standing in an open filed. Nothing should be overhead. Looking up his eyes widened and he would have taken a step back in shock if not for the pulling on his back.
"Holy Fuck!" he echoed Tayuya. There were chains! Chains coming out of him! He sucked in a breath. This was real! Real chains, somehow formed out of his fucking back were binding Tayuya. And he willed them to do it tightly, painfully. As if the realization had banished them, the chains suddenly turned into dust of light golden color. Even as Naruto sprinted towards her, Tayuya remained in the same position the chains had held her in, totally gobsmacked.
Naruto brought his hands to her face. "Tayuya! Are you-"
"What the fuck was that!?" she shouted, her arms suddenly gripping his shoulders.
"I don't- Fuck if I know!" Naruto shouted back. "Are you alright!"
Tayuya griped her upper arm, were his chains had bound him and rubbed the spot. "Uhm... yeah. They didn't even hurt, just held me."
Naruto sighed in relief. "Thank god..."
"Never mind that," Tayuya said. "Just what the hell was that?"
You insufferable runt! the fox's voice rang through his mind. You just had to have the same damn ability as her!
Naruto blinked as his head ached. "The fox," he said to Tayuya, "he knows something."
"Well what are you waiting for?" she asked, flicking his forehead. Again. "Go ask the fur ball!"
I dare her to call me that face to face! Tell her I dare her-
The ranting was cut of as Naruto dived into his subconsciousness and opened his eyes to see the fox in front of him.
"So," he began, "you know what that was?"
The giant fox scoffed. Of course! These chains held me bound in your mother for a good decade!
"My mother had them?" Naruto asked breathlessly.
Oh she did, alright! She and Mito both shared this troublesome bloodline! I was strung up like-!
Naruto was no longer listening to the fox, his mind had other things to think about, like "Holy shit, I have a blood line!" and other things along these lines. The fact that he was by now cursing even in his thoughts was a glaring indication for just how much Tayuya had affected him. His mind snapped back to reality and his eyes focused on Tayuya, who was studying his face intently. As he cocked his head sideways she flinched as if caught with the hand in the refrigerator fishing for his last bit of cake.
"It's a bloodline!" he said, grabbing her shoulders.
She shook off being caught and her eyes widened. "An Uzumaki bloodline!?" she asked him.
"I... have no idea," he answered. "I suppose so, I mean my mother and Mito Uzumaki, the first Hokage's wife could do it."
Tayuya inhaled a little to say something but stopped short and frowned a little. "You... you didn't ask? Are you serious?"
"Hey, I was surprised!" he defended. When she just raised an eyebrow at him, he scoffed. "Fine, going back already..."
The fox was still ranting, apparently he never noticed that Naruto had left. As the fox was pacing around in his relatively free space, Naruto waved to get his attention.
"Oi! Fox!" he called out. The massive beast turned a glare on him, baleful and dismissive.
What? he asked incredulously.
"Is this some kind of Uzumaki bloodline?"
The fox snorted. Wasn't that obvious?
"Shut up, fur ball."
Don't call me that! the fox growled.
Naruto huffed. "It's not like your furry ass ever gave me a other name to call it by."
If looks could kill, Naruto would have been dead on the spot. It's Kurama. Remember it well, flesh bag.
"You know, now I'll insist on calling you fur ball, thank you very much."
YOU LITTLE-!
When Naruto returned, he found Tayuya only an inch from his face. This time however, he gave no indication that he had returned. Her lips were slightly parted as her eyes lazily looked him over. One of her hands brushed a blonde lock out of his eyes and her face came ever closer and her head tilted a little. She licked her lips subconsciously and Naruto nearly did the same. Gosh, why was she so beautiful. Ah, fuck it. He wasn't going to stretch this any longer.
Tayuya was effectively thrown back when Naruto suddenly closed what little distance remained between their lips. Their hands were in each others hair faster than the other could even tell and Tayuya only fought for the upper hand for a second before she just moaned into Naruto's mouth when he pulled her whole body into him.
It was just like this, making out heatedly, that Kakashi stumbled over them (nearly quite literally) and he was about to just let them have this moment when Naruto's shirt suddenly obscured his vision. Judging by the state of it, Tayuya had just torn it off him. And Kakashi, even tough he was a pervert, was not about to let Tayuya's top join it.
"All right, love birds," Kakashi said, hopefully loud enough for them to hear, "Go do that at home. They didn't build you that compound for nothing."
The only answer he got was Tayuya's black thighs hitting his face. Oh dear lord, the Uzumaki were sure to grow explosively like that. Throwing the fabric at them he sighed. Kids these days. Then he simply walked his way, reading a scene that was strangely similar to the one he had found his student in just now. And for the first time in all his life, Kakashi didn't feel like continue reading it.
"That's it?" Karin asked. "I kinda imagined some kind of enlightenment, not Naruto just trying to create reasonable chains for a genjutsu."
"Shut up, it just happened like that," Tayuya groused. "Besides, how I learnt it is even less spectacular. Naruto just told me what he thought off and I could do it the same afternoon."
"After you finished making out," Ino supplied.
"After we finished making out," Tayuya confirmed, grinning. "And then... then we made out again."
"Oh boy," Sakura huffed, "What a surprise."
Suddenly, just as Tayuya was about to continue, the door was shoved open and the children barged back in, followed by an extremely annoyed Sari. She confirmed that the children were all inside and made to leave. Before she was out the door, however, she used a hand sign that no one needed sign language for to understand.
Sakura frowned as she patted her daughters head affectionately. "Did she just flip us the bird?"
Karin snorted a laugh. "Sure did. And I bet if we leave her alone with them again she'll do much more than that. Her lightning release is scary."
The sun was nearly gone when Tayuya looked out of the window. It was growing colder, even in the room. She was starting to become a little tired. Gently patting her stomach, she wondered when Naruto would show up...
Sasuke stood high up on the topmost branch of a tree, two miles or so from Konoha and surveyed the wall and the gate for his last mission given to him by Orochimaru. Not that Orochimaru knew it was the last one. Sasuke fully intended on killing the snake the moment he tried and get his body. This retrieval mission was just his chance to get some Intel on Konoha along the way and deliver it to Madara.
He slipped off the tree, letting himself fall down into the shadows below. His Sharingan glowed crimson in the dark. All that was left was finding his target. It should be easy. There shouldn't be anyone else with hair like that and a mouth that foul.
Bringing her to Orochimaru would be just as easy. The snake had fulfilled his purpose. After that, he'd go with Madara to further increase his power.