Here's another suggestion from whsss-fedex! 2, 6, and 14 randomly jump into a hole which leads to 19's secret hideout, where they find 19 dancing like a pro.

Convert dat, Calvin!

Crisper: (sad puppy eyes)

Me:... Convert dat, Crisper.

Crisper: Yay! (we hear someone crying out in agony) Aaaaand done!

Me: That wasn't Calvin, was it?

Crisper: Uh, h-h-h-here are the results, don'tcheckinthecloset!

Me:... owkaayyy...

Olivia, Itscartooncookie and Gill randomly jump into a hole which leads to Ivor's secret hideout where they find Ivor dancing like a pro.

Calvin: Ivor can dance?

Me: In this universe, heck yea! Hit it, Crisper!

Crisper: (hits it)

Me:... wait a second! Crisper, if you didn't just kill Calvin WHO IN THE NETHER DID YOU JUST MIRK?!

Crisper:... um...

"Let's jump in!" Itscartooncookie randomly blurts at the breakfast table. Everyone then stares at him with shocked expressions.

"What is it exactly that we're jumping into?" Jesse asks curiously.

"Not you. I only need Olivia and Gill. And we're jumping into that hole over there." He replies, pointing to a sign that reads 'WARNING! THIS SIGN HAS VERY ROUND EDGES. and watch out for that hole over here.'

"Ooh! I see!" Jesse shouts happily. Itscartooncookie grabs Olivia who is at the moment trying to eat her breakfast, and Gill who is glaring evilly at Axel, and the three of them jump down the hole.

"Weeeeee!" Itscartooncookie sings all the way down.

"THIS IS MADNESS!" Olivia shouts, knowing that when they reach the bottom they'll splatter like cake! Then Magnus appears out of nowhere.

"Did someone call my name?" He shouts over the windy-whooshy noises.

"No! I said 'Madness', not 'Magnus'!" Olivia explains before Magnus hits an underground root. Olivia then starts singing the Schoolhouse Rock favorite 'I'm a Victim of Gravity'. Gill turns into a fish and starts flopping around before Ocelott materializes in their faces and eats the yummy fish! She disappears, and after a few seconds Gill slowly approaches them, falling from above.

"What did I miss?" He asks. Itscartooncookie and Olivia exchange glances before Itscartooncookie laughs insanely. "Hey! I can see the bottom!" He suddenly exclaims, seeing a tiny speck of light at what he assumes is the bottom of the hole. Then Ellegaard soars next to them.

"Actually, it's an optical illusion. See, when you-" Before she can finish, she hits an underground bed. Underground bed, you ask? And I say 'yes, underground bed'. "Hey! A bed!" She cheers, glad that she is luckier than Magnus who hit an underground root. Olivia, Itscartooncookie and Gill continue to fall.

"Olivia," Gill begins, "If... if this is the end, I just wanna let you know that I... I really, really like you." He admits. Olivia instantly looks at him.

And punches him in the face.

"The only people on the planet who get to be jerkwads to each other and still have a functional and cute relationship are Magnus and Ellegaard!" She growls. Gill is about to start crying, but then they hit the bottom and splatter with blood and multiple organs.

Or... at least they would've if they hadn't landed on a conveniently-placed matress.

"We're saved!" Itscartooncookie celebrates before pulling out a Dora plushie. "I knew we'd live!" He moans, hugging the doll.

"You... are in many ways like Ocelott." Olivia points out.

"Actually, I'm the more sensible guy in the group. The director told me that I needed to hug this Dora plushie. Hi, director!" What?! No! You're not supposed to do that, Itscartooncookie! Now things are getting awkward. The reader's already confused as it is, and we don't need you to break the fourth wall trying to protect your ego! Act your age!

Ugh! Just pretend these two paragraphs didn't happen, okay?

You: 0_0

... so, they fall into a secret room as Olivia is quick to point out.

"We fell into a secret room, as I am quick to point out." Olivia says.

"It must be one of Ivor's secret rooms!" Gill adds inclusively. Why inclusively? We don't know.

"Well, what makes you think that?" Itscartooncookie asks.

"'Cuz it's written on the doormat." He replies, pointing to a green doormat that says 'Ivor's Hideout, Sweet Ivor's Hideout'.

"Well that makes tons of sense!" Olivia adds before the sound of lively music is heard coming from another room. "Ooh! Music!" She exclaims before pulling out a recording device.

"That's piracy, y'know." Itscartooncookie warns sensibly.

"It's okay, everyone's recording music for free these days."

"So if everyone was jumping off of a cliff, you'd do it just because everyone's doing it?" Itscartooncookie asks.

"Well of course! No harm in that, besides we'd all respawn!" (ba-dum crash!)

"... it's still piracy. You know, instead of stealing music by recording it, why don't you just get them off of YouTube with RealPlayer? Everyone uses RealPlayer, so there must be nothing wrong with it, right?"

"... you are a real hypocrite, you know that, right?"

"Yeah, I know..." Itscartooncookie pouts, digging his foot into the ground. The three walk into the room and find Ivor dancing like a professional! Turns out, he's the greatest Samballetaphopper in the world! What is Samballetaphopper you may ask? Samballetaphopper (som-bal-lu-TAP-hop-pur) is a person who can samba, dance ballet, tapdance and hip-hop either simultaneously or very well. Look it up in your dictionary, I'm sure it's there.

"Ivor! You sure can jive!" Olivia shouts, causing Ivor to flinch out of his pants, thank Notch not literally.

"Olivia! Gill!... uh... what's your name again?"

"Itscartooncookie. Why do people forget that so often?!" Itscartooncookie groans.

"Olivia! Gill!... uh... ThatsAnimatedScone! What are you doing in my secret hideout?! What did you see?!"

"I see that you need to start a dance-class!" Gill shouts enthusiastically. "Think of all the little girls and boys whose lives you could invest in. How happy you'd make them when you show them that in Minecraftia you can do anything, be anyone, if you'd just believe!"

"... I think I'll pass." Ivor states annoyedly. Olivia facepalms.

"Think of how rich and famous you'd be." She states lifelessly. "Ivor's School of Dance. Whoop-de-doo." Then money-signs appear in Ivor's eyes.

"I'll take it!"

And so Ivor starts a dance-class. Many people show up and he makes them into expert Samsteppers (samba+steppers), and they go on to make him famous! Then he goes back to his mansion with the Order of the Stone and waves money in their faces. Then Magnus blows him up because all the pride went to his head.

The end!...?

Hope you enjoyed! Hey, whsss-fedex, where's my package? While I wait for that, why don't you guys read episode 11!