Disclaimer: Welcome Boris Yeltsin and his second BEEP. Boris, you don't by any chance own Phil of the Future, do you? Yeah, me neither. (sigh)
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"Keely? Phil? Tia here. Man, you guys missed Festapalooza concert again! IT. WAS. AMAZING! The guy who fried his guitar last time, set it on fire this time. Who does he think he is, Jimmy Hendrix? I mean, he's good, but he's no Lady X. Okay, maybe not as good as last year's, but still, it had to be better than spending Saturday baby sitting together, didn't it? Hey, I was thinking of you, anyway. I even picked you both up T-shirts -- matching, of course, so you can walk down the hallways at school looking even more couplly. Gotta go now. I have to get spruced up for my date -- did I tell you already about the drummer I met? Don't worry, I'll spill later. And, I'm out.
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