Pokemon Delusional Version
I'm going away somewhere next week, so I'll be lucky if I even get to update at all. So I'm giving you this chapter right now. And whoever made that review telling me that I changed tenses a lot, thanks. I'll try to change that in the future. So, enjoy this chapter! By the way, Lisa still hases.
Chapter 14: Mistralon Madness
MC steps out of chawrge stone cave, skipping the whole Juniper scene because she's not important enough for this fanfic. He sees an oldman in the street with a young woman who was probably the gym leader of the city.
Cedric Juniper: Hi there! I'm the prof's daddy! Also a prof!
MC: Are you two dating?
Cedric: Nonsense! What would make you think that? This is Skyla. She's t3h leedr. (Wow that was close)
Skyla: Hi.
Cedric: I'm supposed to upgrade your Pokedex.
MC: fine.
UPGRADE GET!
MC: Well lets see it work.
Pokedex: Pfft blzzrt brrgh-
Cedric: Oops.
MC: meh.
Skyla: I'm headed to Lisa's treehowz I mean Celestial tower to go save some sick pokemon that won't be there anymore.
MC: Ok.
So MC goes to route whatever to go do stuff.
MC: Its an trayner d00d!
Trayner d00d: :)
MC: I don't want to battle.
Trayner d00d: :(
MC: All right, fine!
Trayner d00d: :)
Since the trayner d00d obviosly can't talk, he sent out his Palpitoad with no words.
MC: Go Tranquill! Get up in the air!
Tranquill flys up into the air.
Trayner d00d: :| :)
Palpitoad tries to hit Tranquill with a mud shot but fails.
Trayner d00d: :O
MC: Use Fly!
Tranquill comes down and hits Palpitoad in the stomach, resulting in with MC being winner.
Trayner d00d: XP
MC: Nao 4 Celestial tower! I don't know why I'm stalking Skyla, since she never told me to follow her, but I don't care!
So he walks into Celestial tower.
MC: OMG GHOSTS!
In order to avoid the trainers covering the tower, MC pulls out a sheet from his pack and cuts two eye holes into it.
Random Bystander: Are you a trainer?
Then he covers himself with it and starts acting like a ghost.
That Same Guy: Eek! A Ghost!
MC sneaks up past all of the tombstones, gets to the final floor, and gets attacked by a litwick.
MC sends out his sandile and pwns it, followed by it evolving into Krokorok. Then the guy who adressed him earlier came up to him.
MC: Why are you following me!
The guy ignores him. MC heads off to the final floor.
Skyla: Hi. You never told me you were stalking me!
MC: People don't tell other people that they're stalking them.
Skyla: By the way, I lied. There is no hurt Pokemon up here. So lets has a gym meh!
MC: Ok.
So they heads back down to the gym.
In the gym...
MC: I LOVE CANNONS CUZ THEY SHOOT STUFF! So what am I supposed to do with them?
The guy who was at the entrance to the gym grabbed MC and stuffed him into the cannon. There were a few beeping noises, then MC felt himself being shot with lots of force.
MC: AHHHHH! Oof!
He hit the wall.
Skyla over a loudspeaker: Oops. Forgot to fix that.
Several cannons later...
MC: Ouch. Oof. Pain.
Skyla: You finally got here. Lets has!
MC: (Suddenly Rejuvinated) Ok! Go Zebstrika!
Skyla: Go Swoobat!
MC: Wild Chawrge.
Skyla: Air Slash.
Zebstrika was faster than Swoobat, so it engulfed itself in electricity and slammed into Swoobat. This resulted in a lot of damage to swoobat and some recoil damage to Zebstrika.
MC: 2x damage yeah.
Swoobat swooped down and used air slash on Zebstrika.
MC: Use Thunderbolt!
Zebstrika summons a bunch of dark clouds from nowhere, then lightning comes from it and Swoobat gets deded.
Skyla: Go Unfezant!
Then t3h freinly freins grewp shewed in up.
Bianca: Marf harf harf hack cough cough garf q!
Cheren: Do I have to?
Bianca: Yes! Yes you do!
Cheren: Haw haw haw. (I hate my job.)
Fennel: We're obviously just braindead morons who are absolutely have no idea what we are doing! So let's do stuff!
T3h Cheif: Yeah!
Policeman #1 grabs MC by the shirt, Poliese man #2 gets a rope to tie him up, and Jason "supervises" by being the donut watcher.
MC: What are you doing!
Policeman #1: We're lernin you trigernomertry! We're done!
Once they are all done tying MC up, they all go have donuts.
MC: I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A GYM MEH!
All of the sudden, N comes down from the ceiling even though there is clearly a roof.
N: Hello, fellow Team Plasma people! Wait a minute... What did you do to MC!
MC: (struggles) What the heck are YOU doing here!
N: I dunno.
N:(Talking to freinly freins grewp) BLAH BLAH BLAH LEGENDARY HERO BLAH BLAH BLAH CRABCAKES BLAH BLAH BLAH CHOCHOLATE BLAH BLAH BLAH DISCLAIMER BLAH BLAH BLAH THE PLOT OVERLORD OF PLOTTY OVERLORDINESS BLAH BLAH BLAH DOES NOT OWN POKEMON BLAH BLAH BLAH now I'm done.
MC: Why'd you put a disclaimer in your speech?
N: 'cuz the Plot Overlord of Plotty overlordiness hasn't put a disclaimer in her chapters in a very long time.
MC: Ok.
N: The Plot Overlord of Plotty Overlordiness wants me to save you, so yeah. (pulls out an epic knife) There you go!
MC looks around but cannot find t3h freinly freins grewp.
MC: Where'd they all go?
N: I guess they left. BYE! (bolts off)
MC: Time to continue this gym meh!
Skyla: Those donuts were tasty! Go Unfezant!
MC: Thunderbolt. Lemme get this straight. You were having DONUTS while I was tied up and all that junk!
Skyla: Yep! Use Air Slash!
Zebstrika was still faster, so it dided an thunerbult on Unfezant, then Unfezant strucked wiff an Air Slash. One more thunderbolt did the trick and Unfezant went down.
Skyla: Go Swanna!
MC: (Yawn) Another Thunderbolt.
Skyla didn't order an attack because she was distracted by cream-filled donuts and crabcakes. So the thunderbolt hit Swanna and it went down in one hit.
Skyla: Here's your badge...donuts...yum...creme-filled...zzzzzzzz
MC: Yay! (Bolts out)
N: Yo.
MC: Yo again.
N: I wanna see your pokemon's thoughts about you. Give me your Servine.
MC: Fine. Here you go.
N: It thinks you're kind. That's good. (gives the pokeball back) I gotta go.
MC: Bye.
I kinda rushed the "gym meh" a little 'cuz I was eager to end the chapter. I guess everyone has their less favorite parts of the plot. But I still enjoyed writing it. Anyways, stay tuned for more chapters!