Summary: Team Seven is kidnapped by the Akatsuki. What does the Leader what with Team Seven? The Kyuubi? No... Then what do they want?
Warnings: Minato is Nagato. Fourth is Leader. Yes, I know he's not really, but I wanted the Fourth to be the leader of the Akatsuki for this story. All members of Akatsuki are alive.
Couples: Main: ItachiNaruto. MinatoKakashi. SaiKonan. SasoriDeidara. ObitoRin. KisameSakura. Hints Of: HidanKakazu. ZetsuTobi. SasukeSuigetsu. JuugoKarin.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Chapter Eleven

Tsunade was sitting at her desk, deciding what to do with the 'guests' in her village. All four members of Team Hebi were in her village. Why? Because the counsil wanted their precious Uchiha back. The blonde woman sighed. Sasuke had heard about Naruto being kidnapped, and came home. Was he only back because Naruto was gone? Dead, as everyone thought though now she knew differenly. She had already told Jirayia, but that was all.

The Uchiha had his team were staying in Sasuke's old home, The Uchiha Household. She hadn;t heard anything bad about the four yet. Yet being the keyword. She didn't trust any of them. They were all missing ninjas one way or another and all worked for Orochimaru at one time.

A small brown clay bird flew threw the window of the Hokage's tower. Tsunade starred at the bird when it landed on her desk. Out of it's mouth came a small message. Tsunade arched an eyebrow. Slowly and carefully, she picked the message up and read it to herself.

Dear Tsunade-sama,

I know this is probably weird for you. First you hear Naruto-san's alive, then he's getting married, and Minato-sama's alive. As weird as thsi may sound, all of those are true. Even Kakashi-san, Sakura, and Sai-san are alive with Obito-san and Rin-san. Yes, all alive. We can explain it better when you come here.

Seeing as Naruto is getting married in three months, he wants you and a few of his friends to be here. He requested you, Jirayia-san, Iruka-san, Hinata-san, Neji-san, Kiba-san, and Shikamaru-san. Gaara-sama has been informed too.

We know you just couldn't leave the village so we made up a plan. In two and a half months, ten weeks, one of our members will show up. Deidara, the blonde haired feminine man. He has come up with the idea of a kidnapping. He will kidnap you and Iruka-san. Jirayia-san will then get together a team of the two Hyuuga, the Inuzuka boy, and the Nara boy. The five of them will meet you, Iruka-san, and Deidara-san somewhere in the forest. He'll transport you all here and then the wedding will be the next day. You all will be returned home safely, with Team Seven staying here of course.

Only inform Jirayia-san of this. The others will be told once at the base. I know you have the younger Uchiha brother in your town. He is the msot important person NOT to tell. Seems Naruto-san may still have a little... big... weird crush thing of him. Soon enough he'll be all Itachi-san's. And soon, Kakashi-san will eb Mianto-sama's. That's also why I said they're not leaving. Plus, Naruto-san gave us a prmoise he wouldn't leave the Akatsuki.

From The Ex-Vice Leader,

Konan Of The Akatsuki.

Tsunade reread the letter a couple times before understanding. She sighed. Where was Jirayia? They needed to talk, and soon.

Two days after Deidara sent Konan's letter, Team Seven was having another little... chit chat between the four of them. "I need a best man." Naruto had his hand behind his head. He was lieing on the grassy fields outside the Akatsuki with Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi.

"No, you're gonna be the uke in the relationship." Sai said with a smirk. Naruto pouted angerly. "So really you need a brides maid." Sai pointed out.

"What makes me the woman in this relationship?" Naruto asked sitting up, starring at his teammates. "We are both men in this relationship. He and I aren't even going to be doing things like... that! You must crazy..." Naruto crossed his arms and turned his head. "Even if we ever did, which will never happen... I'm not goin' to be a uke!" The other three chuckled.

"Naruto, Itachi's about five years older than you. He's stronger than you, more muscular than you. Heck, he'd top you any day." Kakashi said still laughing. Sai and Sakura agreed with their sensei. Naruto glarred at his sensei.

At that time, Minato stpped outside to see the team on the grassy feild. "Good morning, everyone." Minato said with a big smile on his face.

"Ohayo, Otou-san!" Naruto shouted smiling at the man. The four starred at Naruto in confusion. Since when did Naruto refer to Minato as his father? It had only been two days, and he was just pissed off. How'd he get happy so easily?

"Good morning to you too, Naruto." Minato said unsure what to say back to the boy. "What's everyone talking about today?"

"Naruto being Itachi's uke." Sakura spat out without thinking. She quickly covered her mouth with a giggle, and Naruto turned a crimson red, looking down.

"I'm not anyone's uke..." Naruto whispered. Minato chuckled. The sight of his son was hallarious.

"I'm here to steal Kakashi away for a moment." Minato said smiling. Kakashi stood up, whipping off the dirt on his robe. As Minato walked away, Kakashi followed keeping his distance from the man.

"So what's going on between them?" Sakura asked Sai with a smirk on her face. The artist shrugged. No one knew. Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, Hidan, Kakazu... everyone Sai and and Sakura had asked. Itachi and Konan knew something, but they wouldn't speak of it.

"What do you mean 'going on between them'?" Naruto asked his teammates. He was confused. His father and his teacher? No way! "You can be serious..."

"Yeah, but no one is sure." Sakura explained to the blonde. "Seems Konan knows, but she won't tell me... Some partner she is." Sakura crossed her arms and muttered something about the blue haired Akatsuki member.

"Itachi also knows." Sai said eyeing Naruto, who didn't understand. "Maybe someone could get some... information from him." Sakura giggled, as Naruto freaked out.

"NO WAY! There is no way in hell!" Naruto shouted.

Itachi was lieing down on his bed in his and Naruto's room. The door creaked open, and Itachi turned his head to see who it was. In walked Naruto. A very cute looking Naruto with a pout on his face. "Itachi-kun..." Naruto whispered in a seductive tone.

A/N: Not as long as I'd hoped... but my oh my. I love the ending! Cliffys! How many people love them? lol. Sai is so perverted... Making Naruto get the information from Itachi, lol. Next chapter will not have a lemon, but a little fluff. Maybe even Naruto starting to... lust for Itachi? Not love, too early! :)
Lot's Of Love,
SakuraKissy