Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
A Crossover of Naruto and Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, Shippuden and Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.
Narrator: What's up, dudes and dudettes! Last Time on Konoha Bobobo, PatchBobo and Naruto faces off against Sasuke, which PatchBobo obviously doing some stupid poses and funky fusions like that with Naruto with him. Then PatchBobo, Naruto, and Sasuke went to the World of Noodles, which PatchBobo and Naruto controls the noodles. Making them use the advantage against Sasuke. But then they used some good ole' kung fu action, like those Kung Fu Action videos. Then PatchBobo and Naruto almost defeated Sasuke with a new combined move. Then they tortured Sasuke for a few minutes until he used his sharingan on them to escape and then went back to the Destroyed Part of the Hideout. Then Jelly Jiggler came out of Sasuke's stomach as the new, improved and also the same Jelly Jiggler. Then Orochimaru and Kabuto came and they were about to take Sasuke to another hideout but PatchBobo stops them with Ground Dengaku Man, which makes our heroes screamed for their lives. But they got away and then they got back to the village, which Tsunade tells them their new mission. This is the Filter Arc which makes this show getting good. Found out in this exciting and intense chapter of Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!
*Playing the Naruto Shippuden's Remix of Bobobo's Baka Survivor*
*New Title Screen*
*Playing Naruto SD Rock Lee's title music*
*Naruto and Bobobo are there at the Training Ground and then their combined omve of Super Fist of the Nose and Rasangan to make Nose Hair Double Rasangan and aimed it at the ground and then put a thumbs up at the readers and then the screen turns a mixture of Blue and Orange and then Naruto and Bobobo are there at each end of the title (left and right)*
Title: If you Wanna do your Best! Then Try to Rest If you Like or Not!
*Back at the ROOT Organization, Danzo and Sai appears as Sai kneeling down to Danzo about his mission with Team Seven*
Danzo: It's not like you to fail your mission.
Sai: I have a favor to ask of you.
Danzo: A Favor you say…
Sai: I would like to be allowed with Team Kakashi for the time being, with my name as it is. *fake smiles at Danzo*
Danzo: *Thinking* What is this smile of his?
Sai: Yes I've been informed by Lady Tsunade.
Danzo: However, let me remind you…emotions can lead one to hate…and hate inflicts one to conflict and war.
Sai: *sees flashbacks of Naruto's speech about Sasuke and his completed picture book* *Flashbacks are over and meanwhile in Sai's apartment, he was looking at the Scroll, that has a word called "Friends"*
*Flashback*
Naruto: *angry* You ever heard of the word "Friends".
Sai: Of course, why haven't I?
Sai: *puts the scroll by the dresser and then starts painting his art and sees the flashbacks of Team Seven and Dan. He fake smiles about it.*
Naruto: HEY! SAI!
Sai: *He looks at the window to see Team Seven and the Bobobo Gang*
Naruto: WE'RE MEETING ABOUT THE NEW MISSION!
Bobobo: YEAH IT'S GONNA BE FUN!
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler: JOIN US!
Sai: *opens the door and got out of the room and closes the door*
*Meanwhile at the Huge Luxury Hotel*
Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler: *smashes the door* WE'RE HOME! *dances around goofily as they celebrated their return to the Hotel*
Beauty: It has been a tiring mission but we failed anyway.
Gasser: Don't worry Beauty, we're get Sasuke someday I'll promise.
Beauty: *blushes* Thanks Gas-can.
Naruto: HEY DON'T FORGET ABOUT US!
*The Bobobo Gang saw Naruto, Sakura and Sai walking in the Room Number*
Bobobo: Glad you can join us Naruto!
Naruto: I'll never miss it for the Party.
Sakura: Um What party?
Naruto: The Welcome Home from Our Mission Party, that these guys made.
Sakura: But there's only 12 of us here. It have to take more than that to make this into a party.
Bobobo: We don't need those guys Sakura, NOW LET'S STARTS THE PARTY!
Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Dengaku Man, and Naruto: YEAHHHHHHH! *starts partying right now*
Sakura: Urgh. Idiots, can't stand them.
Baeuty: Oh come on Sakura, they're not bad. Sometimes they're crazy where serious things came, but they fight with all they have until they run out completely out of energy. But they're also caring too. I know because, I been with them ever since we defeated the Hair Hunters.
Sakura: Thanks Beauty.
Beauty: Hey we girls gotta stick together. Now let's go enjoy the party. *the both pink-haired guys turned around until they saw something crazier*
Beauty and Sakura: *Beauty with her eyes bulging out and mouth wide open and Sakura with no pupils, black eye liner and her mouth clenched as they saw them!*
Bobobo, Naruto, Don Patch, Dengaku Man, Jelly Jiggler: *with their japan clothes on and swaying left and right as they singing this song*
QUIET QUIET!
PEACE AND SERENITY, PEACE AND SERENITY, PEACE AND SERENITY!
QUIET QUIET QUIET! OOF!
Beauty: *eyes bulging out* WHY ARE GUYS SINGING THAT SONG AGAIN!
Sakura: *with no pupils, black eye liner*: AND WHY NARUTO IS DANCING AND SINGING WITH THEM TOO!
Bobobo, Naruto, Don Patch, Dengaku Man, Jelly Jiggler:
SAKURA, SAKURA!
SHE IS STRONG!
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO?!
SHE CAN'T BE BEAT!
SHE'S BEING MEAN AT US FOR GOOFING AROUND!
AND SHE DON'T EVER CARE WHEN WE GET INJURED OR DIE!
Sakura: HEY WHY DID YOU INCLUDE ME!
Bobobo, Naruto, Don Patch, Dengaku Man, Jelly Jiggler:
SAKURA, SAKURA, SAKURA, SAKURA-
Sakura: HEY STOP IT RIGHT NOW! *then the five wiggin gang stopped and pouted at her*
Don Patch: *mumbling* Stupid Critic Sakura.
Sakura: *punches Don Patch in the left cheek while his eyes are bulging out* WHY DID YOU SAY TO ME!
Don Patch: I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!
Bobobo: Now well ya look at that. It's time for bed! Good night!
Naruto: *yawns* Me too. Good Night guys, I'll see you in the morning..
Beauty: Me three good night guys.
Sakura: Me too. Good night.
*then everybody went to their own places and went to sleep for a new day.*
*Meanwhile this morning at the Library*
Sai: …In order to hasten the development of understanding between yourself and others…First thing to do is to remove emotional barriers…For instance, when addressing someone…by using the name of the suffixes as "-san" and "kun"…You will remain distant from that person, never seeing any reduction in emotional barriers… *continues reading through the book*
Sakura: *in her normal clothing and checking out books from that section* Huh *sees Sai reading a book and then walks to him.* Did you come here looking for some art books or something?
Sai: Sakura…
Sakura: Oh so you're a reader.
Sai: Well…just a bit one.
Sakura: *sits down and sees Sai's books and thinking* Sai sure has a real human side to him. *stops thinking* Oh! That reminds me… Naruto and I are going to go visit Kakashi-sensei at the Hospital. Did you want to come too?
Sai: *blinks a few seconds* Kakashi-sensei?
Sakura: Well, you are in Team Kakashi with us. So it's probably be best that you meet him, once anyway.
Sai: …
Sakura: Well I'll be going now. See ya later. *walks to the other side of the Library and then sees the Wiggin Trio reading some scrolls*
Bobobo: *reading a scroll* Hmm. Maybe she will like this move once she's master it.
Don Patch: Why are we doing this again?
Bobobo: *sighs heavily* Why don't you guys get it? We're going to train Sakura to become stronger to catch up with Naruto and the others and then we're going teach her how to make a Super Fist? But during the training, she's going to learn new jutsus and new medical ninjutsus.
Jelly Jiggler: So that way, we can make her twice as powerful as the others too. I like the way you're thinking Bobobo.
Don Patch: Can I hit her too? *but Bobobo responds by hitting Don Patch with a harisen and is hurt* I guess that's a no.
?: What are you guys doing?
*As the Wiggin Trio turned around, they saw Sakura walking to them, they quickly covered up everything they read for Sakura not to see them*
Bobobo: Uhhhh, we're doing nothing.
Sakura: Why are you doing nothing, in a library?
Don Patch: So we can look at women pervertly.
Bobobo: *hits Don Patch with a 100 ton Hammer that sends him to the sky* NO WE'RE NOT, SINCE WHEN YOU BECOME A PERVERT, AND ALSO PERVERTLY IS NOT A WORD!
Sakura: Ummm anyway…. Naruto, Sai and I are going to see Kakashi-sensei at the Hospital. Do you want to come with us?
Jelly Jiggler: Sorry for interrupting. But who is Kakashi-sensei?
Sakura: Kakashi-sensei is a special jonin in the Hidden Leaf Village, we're a part of his team until we became chunin except for Naruto that is.
Bobobo: *with their eyes circle and sparkling with glee* Sounds like he's famous, I would like to meet him.
Jelly Jiggler: Me too but why is he in the Hospital?
Sakura: Kakashi was injured during that mission but since he's almost recovering, he should be better soon.
Jelly Jiggler: Then I will come too.
Sakura: And tell the rest of your friends to come too.
Bobobo: We will. Come on let's go meet Naruto. *Jelly Jiggler and Bobobo got out of the library and meet up with Naruto.*
*Meanwhile at Naruto's location*
Naruto: *sitting down at the sidewalk, having flashbacks of Sasuke* Sasuke…
?: Naruto!
Naruto: Ah…*sees Sai, Sakura and the Wiggin Trio* Hey Guys (except Sai) Huh what the…what's Sai's doing here?
Sakura: I happened to run to him at the library, so…
Naruto: Aw man, I was just devising a plan for the two of us go on a walk, almost like a date!
Sakura: If you have the time to do that, then you should go study ninjutsu or something! *gets punched in the face by Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler*
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler: DON'T TREAT HIM LIKE TRASH YOU VILE CREATURE!
Sakura: *rubbed her cheek after that attack*
Naruto: Studying rightttt…. How can you two even stand it at the Library, it's so uncomfortable there.
Sakura: You'd do well to go once in a while, Naruto. Training involves the head as well as the body. I mean, you're so stupid as things are.
Bobobo: *slaps Sakura* That's going way off here. Sakura can I please talk to you?*drags Sakura away from Naruto* Listen Sakura, the love of your life does not want to hear Stupid or any kind of mess. It's about speaking from the heart. He wants that but you're not giving him any slack.
Sakura: But Bobobo, Naruto needs some learning from the Library, it's not like skim through words that he never heard or see of that before.
Bobobo: But Naruto can fight and protect everybody he loves and befriended and that's includes you. You can't go saying around that he's an idiot and everything.
Sakura: That's because he is, Bobobo! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?
Bobobo: IF YOU NEED TO LOVE NARUTO, THEN WHY CAN'T YOU CONFESS HIM IN HIS FACE!
Sakura: BECAUSE I'M SHY WHEN I'M AROUND AND BESIDES HE'S JUST GONNA IGNORE IT ANYWAY!
Bobobo: NARUTO LOVES YOU SAKURA! LOVES! YOU! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!? IS TIME THAT I SHOW YOU THE POWER OF LOVE!
Sakura: AND WHO'S GONNA SHOW ME?!
Bobobo: YO MOMMA! *stops and then fell to the ground laughing as hard as he could with Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler following him!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! *Bobobo's cell phone rang and he picks it up.* Hello,… it's for you and I'll put it on speaker phone *puts speaker phone on and gives it to Sakura*
Sakura: Hello.
Don Patch: *calling Sakura in the speaker phone* The 70's called, THEY WANT YO MOMMA BACK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *with Bobobo and Jelly Jiggler following him*
Sakura: *with no pupils and black eye liner* WHO'S THIS!
Don Patch: YO MOMMA! *with eyes bulging out* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*With Bobobo and Jelly Jiggler following him up*
Sakura: *hangs up the phone and then went to Naruto and Sai*
Sai: Um…Naruto….Sakura….Bobobo…Don Patch…and Jelly Jiggler. Would you mind if I join the conversation as well?
Wiggin Trio, Naruto and Sakura: …?
Sai: Ah! Ehh…I read a book about getting to know people and stuff, and…It said that I should drop name suffixes or use nicknames and such…by doing so it creates a feeling of closeness, allowing people to becoming friends quickly.
*The Wiggin Trio, Sakura, and Naruto stared at him surprised*
Naruto: Heh…Sai I didn't think you actually cared for that stuff.
Sakura: So that's why you were reading those books.
Bobobo: Sai you don't have to worry about it. You can join us if you want. Besides you're a part of Bobobo's gang.
Sai: But while I thought about it for a bit, I couldn't think of any good nicknames for you five. So for now I just drop the suffixes and…
Naruto: Nicknames aren't something that you think about, they just happen naturally.
Sakura: If you're going to going to make a nickname then you can, for instance, use someone's characteristics…like here, take Naruto… He'd be "Idiot Naruto" or "Stupid Naruto"
Naruto: That's way overdoing it, Sakura.
Bobobo: DON'T CALL NARUTO LIKE THAT?! TAKE US FOR EXAMPLE! *does a stupid pose* I AM "YELLOW NOSE HAIR"!
Jelly Jiggler: *does a stupid pose too* I AM "BLUE JELLY"!
Don Patch: *does a stupid pose too* I AM "ORANGE SUN"
Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler: CALL US…THE WIGGIN TRIO!
*The Three Ninjas looked at the Wiggin Trio bored.*
Sakura: Just call him the "Idiot Trio" or "Stupid Trio"
Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler: *punches Sakura in the face* WHY DID YOU HURT OUR FEELINGS?!
Sakura: I was setting an example!
Sai: Characteristics…I see.
Sakura: *thinking* I remember Sai when we first met him. He's so different now.
Sai: Thanks, I think I got a hang of this. Hag.
Sakura: …
Bobobo: EHAAA!
Don Patch: WHAAAA!
Jelly Jiggler: EHHHHHH!
Naruto: Uh-oh!
Sakura: *gone mad and crazy and about to attack Sai but Naruto stops her but her hand is in his face crazily* SHANNARO!
Bobobo: Quick we must stop her before she hurts Sai or us! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: A TRAP FROM THE WIGGIN TRIO! *The Wiggin Trio captures Sakura as she's heading for Sai*
Naruto: SAI! THAT'S WAY OVERDOING IT!
Sai: What do you mean?
Sakura: *she stopped*
Don Patch: Hah! We got you! Now what do you gotta say huh? Huh?!
Sakura: *stands quiet until her rage has turned mad to furious and turned into Demon Inner Sakura!*
Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Naruto: *with no pupils and black eye liners* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Then the screen turns black but sounds of punches, kicks, and ripping in half has been heard.
Jelly Jiggler: That's right it's what…
Don Patch: …you've been waiting for…
Bobobo: …Bobobo and Naruto's…
Naruto: …The Fortune Tellers!
Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Naruto: EVERYBODY GET UP THE ROCK PAPER, SCISSORS!
*New *We'll be right back* Screen*
*Softon appears and uses Sharp Fist of Blabs-a-lot to amaze the readers and then finishes with a jump kick and then he put his hands in his pockets and leaning against a wall with Goddess Blabs-a-lot at his side and then the screen goes down as the readers saw a table with his locket and jacket while it has a background of the World of Blabs-a-lot.*
*New "We're back" Screen*
*Sakura appears and uses Cherry Blossom Impact to amaze the readers and then uses a finishing combo and then grabs her stuff and winks at the readers as the screen goes down as the readers saw a table with her red handband and medical pouch while it has a background of Sakura's apartment*
Bobobo: You ready kids?!
Bobobo and Naruto: IT'S ONE…TWO…THREE! *shows the readers the rings of Naruto, Sakura, Sai, Bobobo, Don Patch, and Beauty*
Sakura: Don't worry…
Beauty: …you'll still get your fortune…
Sakura and Beauty: …at the end of the episode! *winks at the readers*
*Meanwhile at the Huge Luxury Hotel*
*the Beaten Bobobo and Don Patch with Bandages around their bodies and Jelly Jiggler's ripped torso and legs and it's in a wheelchair.*
Beauty: What happened to you guys?
Bobobo: Well, Sakura have been quite a crazy chick like today.
*Flashback*
Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Naruto: *with no pupils and black eye liners* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Sakura punches Bobobo 10 times and then dropkick on him and then again punches him 10 times on the face and then break his back and then threw him to Don Patch and then he's kick Don Patch and Bobobo into the sidewalk and then uses a gruesome punch at Sai and Naruto's face and then she stopped. For 5 minutes, she turned around and looked at Jelly Jiggler with murderous eyes.*
Demon Inner Sakura: *with a demon voice* you're next.
Jelly Jiggler: *with wide clear yellow eyes and crying* Please don't kill me Sakura. I'm not ready to die. Please go easy on me and I can give you a lucky dollar and a lucky playstation 3 and als-
Demon Inner Sakura: *then charges at Jelly Jiggler with a murderous intent and grabs him and ripped his entire body in half*
*Flashback ends*
Beauty: Well she must have a reason?
Bobobo: Sai called her Hag.
Beauty: Figures.
Bobobo: And also she said that we should go with them to meet this Kakashi-sensei.
Gasser: *As he came in the living room* Kakashi-sensei, who's he?
Jelly Jiggler: He's the famous Hidden Leaf Village's White Fang, Kakashi Hatake. He was born in the Hidden Leaf, making him a ninja of all ninjas.
Gasser: So how did Naruto and Sakura have a sensei like him.
Softon: I think it's his decision that led him as a sensei that he is today. Bobobo, I think we should go see him.
Bobobo: I like the way you're thinking Softon.
*Meanwhile at the Hospital*
Kakashi: I see so these are the new team members.
Bobobo *still with bandages all around his body*: Kakashi-sensei, it's a pleasure to meet you, I'll make sure that I'll won't get in your way during missions.
Kakashi: *quite confused* Oooo-kay… So this Sai, Bobobo, Softon, Beauty, Gasser, Hatenko, an Orange Sun and a Jelly Man.
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler *With Don Patch with bandages and Jelly Jiggler's ripped body in a wheelchair*: WE'RE DON PATCH AND JELLY JIGGLER AND DON'T YOU FORGET THAT!
Sai: Thank you.
Kakashi: Sakura come here. *Sakura walks to Kakashi* Five of them are hurt. Did they get into a gruesome fight or something? Naruto's a bit short tempered…so it doesn't surprise but…
Sakura: Oh no…it's nothing really. We're all really good friends, am I right Beauty.
Beauty: *nervous a bit* Of course, all of us are really good friends. Heh..heh..heh.
Kakashi: Oh really…then things are okay, I suppose.
Sai: *thinking* The Great Kakashi Hatake, much was said to him when I was at ROOT. No doubt, he looked into my past already.
Kakashi: *Thinking and looks at Bobobo* This guy…is not an ordinary guy. *stops thinking* Bobobo, can I see your power.
Bobobo: Yes Kakashi-sensei, I will show you my power. *the room starts shaking, his aura starts glowing gold and also he let out a brave scream* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *The gold aura starts turning into like a ki charging (like a Dragon Ball Z thing right?)
*the entire village starts shaking due to Bobobo's power. Ninjas from the Hidden Leaf sensed the power and started going after it even Tsunade ran after it too.*
Kakashi: *As he is astounded by Bobobo's power as the screen zooms out to Kakashi's eyes until the screen stills zooms out to Bobobo*
Bobobo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *The Screen zooms out and inside of Bobobo's body, and then sees Bobobo's Hairball*
Bobobo's Hairball: *is glowing gold* Huh what's this. Bobobo's power has turned to new heights. Well it's time I give him his present of the day. *glows as the screen turns white*
Bobobo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*The Screen turns blank but the screen turns back to normal as Bobobo has finally at Full Power. Makes him Full Power Aura Bobobo*
Bobobo: I am Full Power Aura Bobobo. This is my true strength. *uses his nosehairs to whip around the Hospital room when makes the Gang hide under the table due to Bobobo's true he finally let out his power to create a pulse to destroy the room with one pulse and then things are back to normal*
Beauty: That's unexplainable.
Sai: *Thinking* To think that I may have saw him using his full power. Is this man is stronger than Lady Tsunade?
Sakura and Naruto: That's impossible.
Bobobo: Whew that's power surely have taken me to the limit, but why am I still in my Full Power Aura Form.
Tsunade: BOBOBO!
Bobobo: *is scared when he saw Tsunade in Anger Mode* Lady Hokage!
Tsunade: HOW DARE YOU DESTROY THE HOSPITAL ROOM! NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT! *starts charging at Bobobo with such power*
Bobobo: OH NO I GOTTA FIX THIS ROOM BEFORE SHE'S GETS THERE AND PUMMEL ME! *starts fixing the room with his nose hairs quickly and for a few seconds, he finished fixing the room quickly as he thought he would be* WELL NOW THAT'S OVER! NOW IT'S TIME THAT I DEFEND MY SELF WITH MY NEW FULL POWER AURA SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR! *starts going out of the window and charges at Tsunade as the both warriors jumped and about to attack one another.*
Narrator: Here they go, as the two heroes started to clash like never before as they're power have going up to the top as they are going to fight like never before. THIS IS THE MOMENT THAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR, THIS IS-
Tsunade: NEW MOVE!
Bobobo: SUPER FIST OF THE FULL POWER AURA NOSE HAIR:
Tsunade/Bobobo: TROUBLE IN PARADISE! X-SHAPED SHIELD! *Then Tsunade's full powered fist punches Bobobo's X-Shaped Nose Hair creating a pulse so small that it breaks the Hospital's fountain a bit. And then the two does a flip and lands to ground*
Tsunade: *Thinking* His power is different, did he have that power so high that we even sensed it. I can't believe, he blocked me using his full power. *Stops thinking* Hmph, so you fixed the room, good job Bobobo, I knew I could count on you. *walks away with the other ninjas*
Bobobo: *went back inside and the conversation continues*
Naruto: *gets serious* Kakashi-sensei, our last mission, it…
Kakashi: I've already heard everything from Yamato, he told me about Sasuke as well.
Everyone: …
Naruto: We don't have any time left…at this rate…in just a little bit longer, he'll…and with where we're at right now, we aren't strong enough to bring Sasuke back. He's too strong and now even PatchBobo couldn't stop him.
Bobobo: Kakashi-sensei, Sasuke's ablities are too strong for us to fight, I used Fusion to defeat but PatchBobo couldn't do that too.
Beauty: But what if we train to get to Sasuke's level and then we can defeat him and take him back to the Leaf Village.
Kakashi: … Well in that case, you guys need to become stronger than him, right?
Naruto: !
Bobobo: !
Softon: !
Gasser: !
Softon: Hmm.
Hatenko: !
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler: !
Sakura: With someone like Kabuto working with him, well…after consulting with Lady Tsunade…she told me it's possible he's been using forbidden jutsu or has been given drugs during his training, even when I looked at him, it was clear that the speed at which he gotten stronger isn't normal at all and while I probably can't hope to learn anything from these books like these, about how people who experiments at humans think, well…
Kakashi: In that case, you'll just need to get even stronger than him, at a faster rate.
Sakura: Yeah but how…
Kakashi: You don't think I've just been sleeping here without thinking, do you? Still, this particular method is best for someone like Naruto…and Gasser…
Gasser: *looks surprised* Huh?
Kakashi: Oh rather…I should say, that it's really something that only he is capable of doing...With this training, Naruto and Gasser… you might even surpass me, in a way of speaking.
Naruto: Surpass you…Kakashi-sensei…?
Kakashi: Yes that's right…during this training, I'll be with you the whole time, also it's going to be quite different from any training you've had so far…
Naruto: What'll we be doing…?
Kakashi: You two will develop a Ultimate Ninjutsu to call your own…
Naruto and Gasser: !
Kakashi: In other words, we're going to have you two acquire a new ninjutsu greater than even Rasengan and the Fist of the Backwind Stink Torpedo. However, in order to acquire such power, one must spend an equally massive amount of time and effort to do so…
Naruto: A Massive amount of time…we just told you, we don't have anymore time left! Sasuke's going to…
Kakashi: And…this is completely different from learning something like Rasengan and Stink moves. A jutsu previously thought of and one that acquired through close instruction. It's not like you're going to get stronger overnight, like a main character of some novel. Yeah, but I thought of a way to do it all in a short period of time.
Naruto: …!
Gasser: …! Oh and what about me?
Kakashi: Well Gasser, Yamato told me about you lately, you created a Stink Blade like Kabuto's Chakra Blade. But you have something in you that created the Stink Blade in a place.
Gasser: You mean…
Kakashi: That's right, you have a hidden potential in your power will go through the roofs, I don't know what hidden potential you have, but someday you will release your potential and then you will be ready to face any threats to anything.
Gasser: …!
Naruto: How's that…
Kakashi: Well you see…
*Then Team Asuma came in the door without knocking, interrupting the Gang's conversation*
Ino: Asuma-sensei, you're supposed to knock first, you know?!
Choji: Hello.
Asuma: How's the body doing, Kakashi?
Everybody: …!
Shikamaru: Hey, if it isn't Naruto and Sakura and… *sees the Bobobo gang* Hey who are those guys, are they new to the village.
Gasser: Hi name's Gasser nice to meet you.
Shikmaru: Gasser? Who would name their son, Gasser.
Gasser: … STENCH TORPEDOES! *uses Stench Torpedoes at Shikamaru*
Shikamaru: *with eyes bulging out and is hurt* THAT'S EXPLAINS IT! *but gets up* So did the mission already…! *sees Sai* You're that guy!
Choji: AH!
Ino: ?
Sai: Nice to see you.
Don Patch: *got out of his bandages as he saw Ino again and with charming eyes and the background has a sparkling mixture of pink and orange* Ah my Ino, I have finally get to see you, it was fate that we met with lust in our eyes. Your eyes are the shiniest as the sun. And your skin are creamy like a slik blanket and your hair, the beautiful of them all. All I can say was…you're beautiful and I love you as the birds are singing in the tree of love.
Ino: Umm….ummmmm… *blushes because of the comments*
Sakura: *punches Don Patch so hard that she send him to the sky* HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT PIG'S BEAUTIFUL IN FRONT OF ME?!
Don Patch: BUT IT'S TRUE! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Meanwhile at the Hokage's Mansion*
Tsunade: Good job on the report.
Anbu Ops Member: I'll be going then… *disappears*
Shizune: Akatsuki on the move for real this time…It's only a matter of time before they pay a visit to the area around the Leaf Village…
Tsunade: Granted, this is becoming quite the problem, but it's also the chance for us to take care of them. It's about time we stop messing around…
*Meanwhile back at the Hospital, Team Seven, Bobobo Gang and Team Ten were talking*
Choji: oh…was that all it was…
Sai: My name is Sai, please don't worry about using any name suffixes with me.
Ino: Wow, you know, he does look really good…and he has a face similar to Sasuke…
Sakura: *whispers to Ino* Yeah, but that's how he looks. …he acts completely different…he's socially clueless…
Shikamaru: *walks to Naruto* I heard about Sasuke from Lady Tsunade… I'll help you out next time, if something comes up…those pain in the butt chunin exams are finally over with, after all.
Naruto… *smiles at Shikamaru*
Asuma: You guys can go to Yakiniku Q and if everyone from Team Kakashi wants, you can come too.
Choji: YEAH! YAKINIKU Q!
Ino: I'm in. *Thinking* I think I'll sit next to Sai or Don Patch.
Wiggin Trio: YEAH YAKINIKU Q!
Asuma: I need to talk with Kakashi alone and I'll take care of the bill for the Yakiniku.
Naruto: …hey wait a sec! so Aren't you going to tell us about the training, Kakashi-sensei.
Gasser: …and also my hidden potential!
Kakashi: Oh yeah…hmm… Well! We're just do it later.
Gasser and Naruto: What!? But we want to know now!
Hatenko: I'm sorry but I can't join you all, I must train for the upcoming threat.
Asuma: But why?
Hatenko: Because I sensed that an upcoming threat might be coming soon. So I must in order to defeat the threat.
Softon: I going to train too, like Hatenko said, An upcoming threat is coming, so you better be prepare Bobobo.
Bobobo: Right. I'll tell you when Lady Tsunade announces our next mission.
Don Patch: How long are you going to be back Hatenko.
Hatenko: Boss, I don't know if something happens to the village I'll be here at all cost. I must be going now, farewell friends. *Disappears*
Softon: I'll meet you when the mission starts. SUPER FIST OF BLABS-A-LOT! WORLD OF BLABS-A-LOT! *A Door to the World of Blabs-a-lot appears and Softon goes in to begin his training*
Don Patch: These guys are a legend, no one has stand up to stronger foes like anyone ever does before.
Beauty: What did he do?
Bobobo: Okay, now that's out of the way, LET'S GO TO YAKINIKU Q!
Beauty: *with eyes bulging and moves to the corner of the screen* YOU WAITED TIL THEY LEFT!
*Meanwhile in Yakiniku Q*
*The Bobobo Gang, Team Seven and Team Ten are sitting here, waiting for the BBQ to get ready*
Ino: Hey! Where's Shikamaru?
Choji: He said he had to get back with his dad go get some horns that they use for medicine.
Ino: Hmmm… He's always good at showing up for meetings about our missions…thisis really strange from him.
*the BBQ is ready*
Choji: Alright! I got dibs on his food!
Bobobo: No, I got dibs on the food! I'm hungry just by looking at it!
Ino: Choji! Before you eat we need to introduce ourselves to Sai!
Choji: I got the ribs!
Don Patch: I got the ribs!
Choji: NO I GOT THE RIBS!
Don Patch: NO I GOT THE RIBS!
CHOJI: OH NO I GOT THE RIBS! I ALWAYS GOT THE RIBS!1
Don Patch: WELL FORGET IT, CAUSE I GOT THE RIBS YOU FA-!
Naruto: *punches Don Patch in the face*
Sai: Please go ahead.
Choji: Umm, I'm Choji Akimichi of the the Akimichi Clan. Nice to meet you, err, Sai, was it?
Sai: Nice to meet you, umm…
Naruto: …! *oh no*
Sakura: …! *not the forbidden word*
Sai: ..Fat…
Choji: *gets serious*
Don Patch: *gets mad* Ehh…you fa…
Naruto: *covers Sai and Don Patch's mouths*…Sai! Don Patch! Don't ever, ever, say "Fatso" in front of Choji! Got it?!
Choji: Did you say something?
Sakura: Ahaha, it's nothing…
Sai: *thinking* Nicknames sure are hard.
Ino: I'm Ino Yamanaka of the Yamanaka Flower Shop! Nice to meet you!
Sai: *Thinking* With women, if you tell them exactly how they look, they get mad at you. So if, I say the reverse then everything will be alright. *Stops thinking* Nice to meet you…ummm…Ms. Beautiful!
Naruto: *sees Sakura getting mad*
Bobobo: OH NO HERE SHE COMES! EVERYBODY TAKE COVER!
Sakura: WHY THE HECK IS IT BEAUTIFUL WITH INO! SHANNARO!
Narrator: The Gang had finished their breaks and tomorrow they will start their training but will their training will be enough when Tsunade handles them a mission. Who are the Akatsuki and what are their goals? And Will Bobobo and the Gang will have enough power to defeat them or will defeat another evil that's standing in the way? Find out next time on Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!
Dengaku Man: Now it's time for the Fortune Telling!
Bobobo: For those for you who won, make sure that you get yourself something to eat at Yakiniku Q, where they serve the best BBQ in town. For those for you who lost, when you walking to school with your lunchbox, Choji will ambush you and take your lunchbox but a least you have your lunch money.
Sakura: And for those for you who read this story, make sure to vote to see who will win the Let's Pick a Lucky Winner for a Movie Story Contest. Don't forget now.
Dengaku Man: And now it's time for Dengaku Man Encouragement Words. Whether if you won or lost, you still get a cake for your celebration and also throw a party, make sure to invite when you do.
Bobobo, Dengaku Man, and Sakura: See ya in the next chapter. *waving at the readers*