Hi guys! I was looking through the comments and realized that I never wrote about what Daughter of He ate Slytherin said. So I decided to feel bad for Harry Potter characters and do, surprise, all HP characters in this chapter! Since I know that most of you haven't read this, on with the story!

FanFiction,

Why would you pair me up with Hermione? It is just so foolish. First off, I never liked her, even as a student. Secondly, she never liked me, even as a teacher, and thirdly, I died. I died saving Harry Potter, but we never liked each other that way.

Sincerely,

Severus Snape

Authors,

I don't understand why you would pair me up with Remus Lupin. That's Tonks' job! I would never take him away from her like that! Sure, we have a lot in common, but I don't like him that way! No!

Sorry but no,

Hermione

Why would you pair me up with Severus Snape? This is outrageous!

Definitely not,

Dolores Umbridge

Sooo... yeah. I feel like this was not one of my best ones. But it was still a chapter, so yeah. At least ai've updated three times in one day. Soon to be four! At least, I think this is the third time... it might be the second. I hate time and days of the week! Ugh!

Peace out,

Awesomeninja09