It's me Levi again. Recently, I checked the reviews for Heichou Time. You brats are bearable, I guess. Anyway, I saw one that amused me. Here it is:
He should have a mexican fiesta and invite a random mexican off the street named Pablo.
Just the other day, I bought a piñata, so I decided to buy some other things too. Now I have a bunch of tacos, a couple sombreros, and a $!&# load of Spanish music on my i-pod. Now all I need is one more thing.
Allow me to open the window dramatically.
Hey you!
"Me?
Yes you. Are you of the mexican ethnicity.
"Um, yeah..."
What's your name?
"Pablo..."
Perfect. I'm having a fiesta, and you're invited. Mikasa es su casa. (Oh come on, like you didn't see that one coming.)
"I don't even know you."
And I don't even care. Vamanos, Pablo. We're having a fiesta.
"Seriously, who are you?"
Do you watch Shingeki no Kyojin?
"No. What's that?"
So that's why... It's an anime show that I act in. I play Levi and I attack titans a-
"Oh! You're from that show Attack on Titan? Didn't recognize the name the first time. Are you like a background character or something?"
Excuse you. I am Levi freaking Ackerman.
"I thought Ackerman was that chicks name."
You only have seen the anime, haven't you. Let me guess, English dub as well.
"Yeah! Oh, hey! You're that short dude!"
I'm not-! Oh whatever, are you going to have a fiesta with me now?
"Sure! Are the really important members of the cast going to be there too? I would love to take some pictures with them!"
Really... important... Tch. Come on Levi, do this for the fans. Breathe in. Breathe out. Do not attack him with your 3DMG, no matter how badly you want to. Eren would do that, not you. Remember, you are fabulous... Okay.
Fine. I'll invite them too. I needed some way to get rid of 200 tacos...
~Hey look, I'm back! Remember me? The unicorn that sometimes narrates Levi's life? Yeah! And so, Levi invites the cast members to his fiesta~
Use plates everyone!
Don't put the cup down without a coaster!
Watch it! You are going to spill that all over the floor!
Jaeger! Get down from there!
Ugh. Never ask me to do this again.
I'm going to have to clean all week to get my house in order again, so all I'm going to have time for is fan questions. If any of you have any more fan questions that don't involve a fiesta, ask them or whatever. I am so done.
Until next time. Heichou out.
Author's Note: Thanks for the suggestion! I had so much fun writing this chapter!