Hurky: Hey everyone! I know it's been a while since I last updated, but I had tons to do and right now, I'm currently having a few vision problems.

Riku: She needs new glasses and her eyesight's getting worse.

Hurky: Yeah. I can't stare at the computer screen for too long because it strains my eyes, plus I get headaches. By the way, if there's anything that's scary to you, please let me know so I can put it in the story!

Sora: How about dolls? Your sister's scared of them!

Hurky: Why do you think there are sock puppets for? Anyways, here's another chapter!


Riku walked up to Ryo and stared at her straight into her dull, expressionless eyes.

"Ryo, are you okay?" he asked.

"Huh?" asked Ryo.

"Come on!" said Riku. "Speak to me! Call me hunny bunny, your dear, sweet Riku, anything!"

Rachael went up to Riku and Ryo.

"Is there something wrong with Ryo?" she asked.

"I think so," replied Riku as he waved his hand in front of Ryo's face. He turned to Rep. "What have you done to her?"

Rep made a face that made it look like he was innocent. "What? I've done nothing to her!" he lied.

"Well that's funny, because ever since she got up to get you a can of soda, she's been acting...so...so...dull and boring!" said Riku. He grabbed Ryo by the shoulders and shook Ryo. "SNAP OUT OF IT, RYO!"

Ryo looked up at Riku with the same expression on her face.

"Wha?" she asked again.

Meawhile, Axel, having experience at flipping burgers before he joined The Organization when his first job was at a McDonald's, was cooking burgers and hot dogs on the grill while Leon, Cloud, Aerith and Ansem stood there, drinking wine coolers.

"Yep." said Leon.

"Yeppers!" said Rachael as she sipped on a can of soda.

"Mmm-hm." mumbled Cloud. He took a swig of his drink.

"Yup." said Aerith.

"Yyyyeeeepppp!" said Ansem.

"Pssst!" said a voice. "Blondie! Over here!"

Cloud looked over to the bush where the sound came from.

"Yeah, I'm calling you blondie and there's nothing you can do about it, because I'm hiding in a bush!" said Sephiroth from inside a bush. "So what are you gonna do about it, huh, Blondie?"

Cloud drank the remaining liquid in his wine cooler and smashed the empty bottle on Sephiroth's head.

"Ow." said Sephy. "That hurt."

"You should really think before you speak." said Cloud. Then, he walked off.

Sephy looked up at Leon.

"Psst!" said Sephiroth. "Hey Squally! Yeah, I can call you Squally and there's nothing you can do about it because I'm hiding in a bush! Yeah!"

Rachael heard this comment from Sephiroth, too her empty soda can, and crushed it on Sephiroth's head.

"OUCHIES!" cried Sephy. "I'm going home to my mommy! WAAAHHH!"

He ran out of the bushes and everyone else around him just stood there.

"Dude, did he just say that he lives with his mom?" asked Hurky.

"Apparently." said Yuffie with a smile.

"And he's how old?" asked Kairi.

"Only 25." said Aerith. "He tried to get a job once but then he got fired from it because he kept demanding more money for less work."

All while the Sephy incident occured, Riku was still trying to get Ryo to come to her senses.

"Come on, Ryo, I'll take you out for dinner and a movie." said Riku.

Ryo sat still.

"I'LL EVEN MARRY YOU, JUST SNAP OUT OF IT!" yelled Riku.

"Marry her?" asked Axel.

"Well, not really. I'm just saying that so she'd snap out of it." explained Riku.

"It's no use, Riku!" said Rep. "MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Riku grabbed Rep by the shirt collar.

"Listen, Rep, either give her an antidote, or I'll kill you!" said Riku.

"You fool, there is no antidote!" said Rep with a huge smirk on his face.

Riku let go of Rep, grabbed his open can of coke, and gulped it down.

"You know, you're lucky I don't kill you." he said when he finished.

Sora went up to Riku.

"How about you..." he said until he went to Riku's ear to whisper something.

"Do I have to?" asked Riku.

"It just might work." said Sora sternly.

Riku sighed. He leaned forward and kissed Ryo on the lips. That brought her back to life.

"YIPEE!" she squealed after they finished kissing. "My sweetie kissed me!"

"Blecch!" said Riku in disguse as he spat. "I got cooties!"

"Ha ha!" laughed Sora. "Riku has cooties!"

Riku turned sharply to Sora. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" he cried as he ran to Sora.

"AHHH!" screamed Sora, beginning to run.

"Well, glad things are back to normal, now!" said Aerith.

"Sometimes I wonder," said Alexa with a sigh. "How did those two end up becoming best friends?"

"Beats me." said Rachael. Then, she, Alexa, and Aerith laughed.

That night, everyone decided to hold a sleepover in the big, humongous living room. They were going to sit there in their PJs and on sleeping bags, watching movies, eating, talking, and hanging out. Ansem and Axel were the only ones who declined and retreated to their rooms to plot more plots on taking over the worlds. Cloud and Leon weren't going to stay, either, but Aerith and Rachael talked them into it.

"I'm bored!" said Riku, sitting on the couch wearing only his pajama bottoms.

"Let's play truth or dare!" said Yuffie, wearing matching rubber ducky PJs. She was the only one with matching PJs. Everyone else had PJ bottoms with cartoon characters on it and t-shirts (Riku: Except me with no shirt! Sora: Shut up! We already know that the Riku fangirls will go nuts for that! Ryo: They will? (takes out keyblade) THEY SHALL PERISH! Sora and Riku: 0.o')

"NO!" cried everyone. Nobody wanted anyone to dare anyone into doing something crazy right now.

"How about if we tell scary stories?" suggested Sora, wearing a black t-shirt that said "I see dead people," (Sora: I know who you're thinking of, don't say it!) and basketball shorts.

"Hey, yeah!" said Kairi.

"I'll start." said Riku. "I've been here tons of times because of my uncle and he told me a lot of stories!"

He picked up the flashlight, turned it on, and shined it under his face to make himself look scary.

"On New Year's Eve of 1988 and 1989, a woman went into labor." began Riku. "She was due to have twins, and-"

"If you consider Rep's birth scary, you don't need to tell us!" said Hurky.

"Aw man!" whined Riku.

Everybody laughed.

"Now tell us a good story!" said Hurky, taking an Oreo and biting into one.

"I have one!" exclaimed Ryo, taking the flashlight from Riku and shining it under her face. "Many many years ago, there was a vampire..."

Meanwhile, Rep wasn't at the slumber party. He was walking to the kitchen, still wearing his brother's clothes. However, he was being possessed. By the same spirit who possessed his twin a few days ago.

"Must...kill...Riku..." he said. To tell you the truth, he's been trying to kill Riku ever since they were born.

"...and the vampire went to the girl, sunk his teeth into her neck, and sucked out her blood!" said Ryo, still telling the story.

"DUDE!" cried Hurky, clutching Riku's moogle plushy, Mr. Moogy. Dude was one of her favorite words of all time.

"Hey. give that back!" said Riku, swiping his plushy from Hurky. "Only I can touch it!"

Hurky crossed her arms. "Meanie." she said.

"Can I get back to the story?" asked Ryo. "I mean, wasn't I telling the story?"

"Oh yeah," said Riku. "Go on."

"Hours after biting his victim, the vampire made a horrible discovery." said Ryo.

A silence fell in the room. Everyone was in total suspense to hear what Ryo had to say. "It turns out that..."

"...he was allergic to blood." said Ryo.

"Man, that sucks!" said Sora. Well, he was a former vampire, knowing what it was like to crave blood and not get it.

Suddenly, there was the sound of a door opening and closing.

"What was that?" asked Yuffie, feeling a little scared from Ryo's story.

"You're scared from a measly little story that Ryo told about a vampire who's allergic to blood?" asked Cloud. "I know even scarier stories."

"Oh please!" said Rachael. "My Squally's got better stories than any of you!"

Kairi stood up. "Okay, quiet everyone!" she said. "I don't see the point of everyone argueing over who tells the better ghost stories! Let's find something better to do!"

"MAKEOVERS!" said Ryo and Rachael at the same time.

"NO!" cried Sora, Riku, Leon, and Cloud cried at the same time.

"But I think Riku would look good if he had pigtails!" joked Alexa.

"Do you have some kind of death wish or-" cried Riku until Ryo gave him an evil look that said "You shouldn't be threatening people"

Riku sighed. This slumber party was going to be really boring.


Hurky: Okay I'm out of ideas here. No arguement here.

Riku: Yeah, that was boring.

Hurky: (kicks Riku) Review:-D