Chapter 14

"What you going to do to me boys? Okay, let my guess, you're going to try and kill me and then what?" he wasn't scared of two Vampires – okay maybe a little bit – but if he convinced himself that he wasn't, he could easily turn those emotions off.

He searched the wall behind him for a weapon anything to help him defend himself, either that or it was going to be his bare hands

"We are not going to try and kill you Klaus, we are going to"

"ooooh, I'm scared now" his sarcastic hand motions was making them look stupid and he knew they didn't like that. They looked at each other, unsure what they wanted to do, they clearly didn't plan this very well "How about this, I'll let you ladies make a plan of action while I go make a cup of tea, did any of you want anything?"

he practically just barged passed their stunned faces. Now he was the one that was stuck, should he run or should he kill them first. He found a wooden stake – one hit in the heart and bye bye Vampire – but he wasn't sure about Tyler, until he confirmed his suspicions

"A stake? Please. That may kill him but you'll have a hard time killing me, I'm old enough to be you're great granddad – maybe older than that. There's only one way you can kill me"

"Please expand" said Klaus still playing with the Stake in his hand

"Now, why would I do that? I may be old but I'm not stupid" could've surprised me thought Klaus as he looked around the lair. He read something before about killing an old Vampire but he couldn't for the life of him remember how. He'd deal with Kol later but Tyler was his main target

"You're girl Caroline is stunning by the way. She's a real catch, you better hold on to her before someone like me takes her off your hands" they were in a stance opposite each other. Klaus ran towards his brother staking him in the back of his neck, causing him to collapse, not so strong now are we? – he still had a few tricks up his sleeve

"And then there was one" smiled Klaus ignoring his previous comment but Tyler wasn't fazed his thought were still on Caroline

"You know, I got her all flustered, she didn't even think about you once. She was more than ready to jump my bones without a second thought"

"Oh Really!?" He gave a mocked shocked face "After what I heard you say to my brother moments ago, I don't think that was the case. Don't feel too bad, I would've turned you down too" they were in a stance hovering around each other. Klaus saw how Tyler looked over to Kol as if he was looking for assistance

"Don't bother; he won't be waking anytime soon. I used to do something similar to him when he was little, cruel maybe but I got him to shut up when he was crying. Obviously without the stake cus at that point you didn't turn him" Tyler chilled Klaus with his laugh, which made him stand up straight and frown

"Oh he told you about that did he? So much for sworn secrecy! Personally, I think I choose the wrong brother, Ju-Killer" Klaus looked shocked; well someone's done their research

"Ah yes! I know all about you. You would have been a great asset to my clan, I need someone like you. If you ever feel like coming over to the dark side. Call me" Tyler winked as he armed himself with the knife that Kol was sharpening earlier, manipulating it in his hands like he did before

"Hey I just met you and this is crazy" Klaus had a confused look on his face as he said the words that seemed so unnatural coming out of his mouth

"Well, here's my number so call me maybe?" they both looked at each other in puzzlement, now that was strange before they took back their original stance. This time Klaus has gotten a metal stake with white oak on it – He picked up a few tips from the Vampire Diaries, BEST SHOW EVER – he watched as Tyler's eyes widened, gotcha

"and you think that's gonna kill me?" he questioned acting like he wasn't scared of no metal stake

"...Yes Tyler, I think you and I both now that it will"

"We'll have to see about that" they paused, and both put one hand behind their backs in a fencing stance. Klaus had the metal stake and Tyler had the knife

"On Guard" shouted Tyler randomly as they began lunging at each other. They danced around the room like ballerinas with weapons as Tyler pushed himself off the wall and plummeting down on top of Klaus. He now sat snuggling on Klaus's waist with the knife drawn up to his throat. Klaus's eye were wide, he had to think fast, he wasn't ready to die especially not to this joke of a Vampire

"Are you Ready, Klaus?"

"Am I ready for what?" there was silence as Klaus looked up to Tyler's excited eyes before he frowned "Are you coming on to me?" Tyler's eyes darted, before he shook his head

"NO! I meant, are you ready to die, cus you know, I'm going to kill you"

"ooooh"

"Coming on to you? God NO! Have you seen yourself?" Klaus chuckled now

"Glad we got that cleared up" with that distraction, Klaus knocked Tyler over, changing their positions round. Now Klaus was the one in the driving seat – no pun intended

"Ah well, this is a change of events" he could see how Tyler's eyes were begging. He didn't want to die or maybe he did. Maybe it was time, that Tyler said goodbye to world he became so accustomed to

"Kill me" he said sternly "Just do it"

"You want me to kill you? What about you're deal?" Tyler sighed as though he was tired of being the bad guy and suddenly his nice guy was showing

"Let's be honest, Caroline loves you there is no chance that she would EVER love me and well I'm getting old – It's my hundredth birthday today - "

"Oh Happy birthday" smiled Klaus interrupted him before he continued

"Thanks, but I think it's time. So Please just do it" you didn't have tell Klaus twice. He stabbed the stake into his heart as he watched as Tyler's body turned gray and his skin crackled. He was gone. Klaus moved off of Tyler and waited, he thought that maybe something would happen and he would remarkably change back into that guy that he was before.

After he opened his tightly closed eyes, one at a time, he was surprised to still see himself, as normal. No killer eyes waiting for his next victim, he looked okay.

Phew he thought as he looked back at his brother, lying there motionless

"Now what am I going to do with you"

There's the fight scene guys, what did you think? This chapter was different then my other chapters mainly at the idea that I found it HILLARIOUS to think that two like hard men trying to be the big bad acting all girly. I just found it funny, so this ended up more of a parody really. I hope the humour worked on you as it did me. The next chapter is a bit of bromance between Kol and Klaus. Getting to know the two brothers a bit more. (as you can tell, I tend to write the next chapter in advance) so take my little hints wisely ;) Stay tuned, my lovelies!

© Ms Zola, Sept 2012