Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

A/N: I think one of the main reasons I like Reborn so much is because it's just so original compared to some of the other Jump series...

Also, MAMA77's typing is purposely written like that. Hopefully you can understand it.


- MAMA77 - Hi Tuna27! Nice 2 see u logged on LOL! How R U 2day? It a school dai right? How wuz it?

- Tuna27 - Yeah, it's a school day. It wasn't very good, though. I got hit in the back of the head with a volleyball...again.

- MAMA77 - Owch LOL U okay?

- Tuna27 - Yeah, I'm fine. The guy apologized, but I'm pretty sure I heard him snickering when I turned my back, though. Besides that, my day was alright...what about you?

- MAMA77 - Oh, u know, takin care of te house and such. I just cooked dinner 4 mi sun a moment ago.

- Tuna27 - Really? I wish I could taste your cooking. I bet you're really good at it.

- MAMA77 - LOL Ur so funni Tuna27 I wish we could meet in rl...

- Tuna27 - Yeah. Me too. I mean...we've been in this cyber relationship for a few months right?

- MAMA77 - 4 months I tink

- Tuna27 - Uh huh. I think you're right. Still...meeting up in real life would be a problem...

- MAMA77 - ROFL Sorry 2 go off-topic, butt...U typ so neatly Tuna27 ROFL

- Tuna27 - LOL you're right. I wonder why? Anyway, back to what I was saying...so you're SURE your husband has no idea that you've been talking to me, right?

- MAMA77 - O course Im sure! He works oversees, and I dont see him much.

- Tuna27 - Oh, that's good. I'm a timid sort of person, and I'd probably be torn limb from limb if he found out about us!!

- MAMA77 - Don't worry Tuna27! I won't tell no1! Srsly! I luv u 2 much to risk lose u!

- Tuna27 - I love you too.

- MAMA77 - Oh! Gotta go! Doorbell ringin! Must be those new shoes I orderd! See U l8er Tuna! LOL

- Tuna37 - Right. See you...


Sighing, Tsuna closed the window on his desktop, and leaned back in his chair. 'I never thought I'd actually be in a secret relationship with a married woman with such poor grammar skills...I better make sure not to let mom find out!'

Meanwhile, downstairs, as Nana Sawada was signing a form for the new shoes, a single thought went through her mind: 'I never thought I'd actually be in a secret relationship with a high-school boy with such neat typing skills...I better make sure not to let Tsuna find out!'