"OMFG! Sirius you go help Remus,I have to do something important!" I shouted.

"Ok!" Said Sirius and he ran after Remus. I ran into the bathroom. I changed into some pink skinny jeans that showed off my butt. I put on a t-shirt that had the words "MY BEWBZ R 4 SRS ONLY! DNT LOOK AT THEM!" so that perverts won't look at them. I put on a LOT of "Boobies" bracelets that were red and pink and blue and everything. I also put on those spiky punk bracelets that Avril Lavigne wears. I brushed my hair. I examined my eyes. They were still rapidly flickering between every single color in existence. I put on my lipstick and make up then I left the bathroom.

Since I was soul bonded to Sirius I knew that he was on the Astronomy tower. I apparated there(I CAN DO THAT!).

I saw that Remus was crying and had tyied a rope to a pole and was basically gonna hang himself.

"SECRETIA LOOK WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO!" He cried.

"No plz don't kill yourself. I still like you in a platonic way!" I said.

"BUT YOU DON'T LOVE ME IN A ROMANTIC WAY!" Moaned Remus.

"SHUT AND LISTEN TO HER!" Said Sirius. Remus shut up.

"But,I'll find you another pretty gurl." I said.

"Promise?" Remus snifled.

"Promise." I said and I hugged him in a platonic way. I stopped hugging him after 5 secs because if I did it longer Sirius would be pissed.

We went downstairs. Sirius and I went into my bedroom and slept together(in both ways.)

Tommorow

I was eating Corn Flakes for breakfest downstairs. So was everybody else,except for Sammanthia(She was eating glue.) Suddenly Dumbledore got on the podium thing up front and I and everyone else remembered that we'd find out what the suprise was. We wanted to scream but we didn't or else we wouldn't hear what the suprise was.

"Well. Todays the day." Said Dumbledore." The suprise is...A NEW EXCHANGE STUDENT!" We all gasped.

Dumbledore continued. "Plz welcome...DESIRAE SPARKLESHINE!" and Desirae got on the podium.

"OMFG DESIRAE!" I said and ran up and hugged her(but not in a lesbian way.) Desirae had long blond hair and bright blue eyes. She was wearing a pink Avril Lavigne shit, black Naruto skinny jeans and had red spiky punk bracelets.

Desirae is a Wicca(Wiccas are like Satanists except they aren't evil) and she is really good at wicca magic.

She can control the weather,light things on fire by looking at them and do wandless magic(I can do wandless magic to.) She is a super animagus which means she can turn into any animal. She is also a learned metamorphmagus which means she learned how to be one instead of being born that way. She can also talk to animals and is a parselmouth,leglimancer,occulmancer and a seer. Desirae is gives me private lessons on how to do these things. She's the second most powerful witch in exisctence except for me. I'm the most powerful witch in existence because I'm SPESHUL!1

After breakfest we talked some more.

"What's up bitch?" Said Desirae.

"I can't believe you got transfered here!" I yelled!

"Yah. I convinved my teachers to move me here. Oh and you know those Hawties Sirius and Remus? I showed your sister Daisy their pix and she got SSOOO Jealous because there are hot guys at your school!"

We laughed. Then we made fun of that slut Sammanthia some more.

I let her stay in my dorm. I used magic to give her own seperate bed because if she slept in my bed ppl will think that were lesbians(WE ARENT LESBIANS!).

"Oh where are those hawtiez Sirius and Remus?" Asked Desirae.

"I'm soulbonded with Sirius because we made love." I said.

"Damn gurl your so lucky!" giggled Desirae. "So Where's Remus."

"Well,he's in the same potions class as you and me and we have it in 3 minute so lets go there!" I said.

We aparted there.

We took our seats while the teacher was talking about potions and stuff.

"That's Remus" I said pointing at him.

"Wow. He's hotter then in the picture!" Moaned Desirae.

Remus noticed her and kept on looking at her for the whole class.

"I think he lieks u!" I whispered into Desirae's ear. Desirae giggled.

"Is there a problem?" Asked the teacher. I said no.

"OK then." He said and kept on talking about potions.

We had a great night! Suddenly. Desirae said. "Wanna have a sleepover at this dorm on friday night?"