Charlie,
Don't worry, Bill is a God awful writer, and your letter didn't suck, in fact it was refreshing. Thanks for not writing as depressing a letter as the others did.
So…who's this Chelsea and why didn't I know about her? Tsk tsk, Charlie, you're quite the womaniser, four girls in six months! Are you serious? That's why she broke up with you? What a bitch. Don't tell Mum I said that or she'll dig me up and kill me again. You were at my funeral I think that's good enough excuse. Well, I know what bad breakups are like…did you ever about how Angelina and I broke up? I was grateful for it I suppose, it wasn't a good relationship.
Shame about Norberta, I pity poor Hagrid when you tell him.
I'm glad at least one of my brothers beside George knew I wouldn't have liked the funeral. Can't stand stuffy things. Funny that because look where my body is now.
I'm glad you stayed at home for a bit, bro and don't you dare feel bad that you couldn't cry. So what? I know you care, of you did, like you said I'm your brother. It doesn't matter, George is crying enough for the both of you anyway.
Charlie, don't you start too…you're making me feel really bad to have made even you, tough, dragon keeper, big brother Charlie so upset. You've always been the more distant one of the family, I know that leaving early was just your way of grieving you've never been one to openly be really upset so don't feel really guilty about that. You're not a screw up.
God, I miss being alive…I can't be happy anymore. I'm trying to be happy, trying to be funny, but I just can't do it anymore. It's like I've lost my ability to crack jokes. A loss I mourn terribly.
What was dying like? I don't even know so it must have been quick, anything I felt didn't last long.
I should stop writing now.
You'll be alright, mate,
Fred