This is something based on something on my profile. I found it on LakeroseLukos's profile. Basically, you put your 12 favorite warrior characters in any order, but they are numbered. The eighteenth question has this scenario with the numbered characters and pretty much never makes sense, but is hilarious. This is basically a long version of it. Also, the cats names are updated to Sunrise.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Squirrelflight sighed happily. She and Breezepelt were in a relationship. They were so happy together! She couldn't wait until they met later that day for their next date.

Suddenly, a rabbit appeared with a letter in its mouth.

"Thank you, Luna," Squirrelflight grinned. The gray rabbit with green eyes somehow saluted, then hopped somewhere else. Squirrelflight opened the letter...

Brackenfur looked around. No one saw him. Good. He padded to the ShadowClan border and waited.

Flamepaw appeared. "Brackenfur!"

Brackenfur grinned. Ah, to be in love. Wait, didn't he have a mate? What in the name of StarClan happened to Sorreltail?

Dear Squirrelflight,

Brackenfur is going to run off with Flamekit, which is completely sick. Especially since Brackenfur has a mate and Flamepaw is a medicine cat apprentice. I really would like to know how that even remotely makes sense.

However, that has nothing to do with this letter. I wanted to let you know that I'm breaking up with you for my half-brother, Jayfeather. I also want to know how that makes even a speck's worth of sense, but oh well. Seasons Greetings!

Sincerely, Breezepelt

Squirreflight blinked. "We can read and write? Oh well. WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN IS HAPPENING?!?

Luna hopped to a rock. Some fog appeared for two seconds, then Spottedpaw13 appeared, shivering. "Excuse me while I barf."

Icepaw growled. That rotten Breezepelt!

"This has nothing to do with anything, but I'm dating Midnight!" Icepaw hissed. The small apperentice then ran to the sun drown place.

Foxpaw blinked. "WHAT. IN. THE. NAME. OF. STARCLAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Squirrelflight ran off. She was alone. Heartbroken. First Brambleclaw dumped her, and now Breezepelt? She really needed a friend.

Eventually, after staring at the lake, Squirrelflight ran back to the ThunderClan camp. Cinderheart and Mousewhisker were chatting.

"Will you be my friends?" Squirrelflight asked as she ran over to them.

"Sure." The two cats shrugged. They did not want to know.

The three new friends ran off to be loners. They lived in extremely random places, and eventually met Sandstorm.

"I wondered where you went," Sandstorm blinked. "Apparently, you need to go and find love."

"Huh?" Squirrelflight blinked. This was making no sense at all.

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN IS HAPPENING TO THUNDERCLAN?!?!?!?" Spottedpaw13 yowled. "They're dumping each other like crazy, having about 10 different forbidden loves, and... I'm not even going to continue. I just want to know why I'm writing this."

For some reason, the three loners went back to ThunderClan. They never officially left in the first place, so no one really cared. Following Sandstorm's advice, two of them found love, but made Spottedpaw13 want to barf at the same time:

Cinderheart and Leafpool were now a happy couple. Mousewhisker and Brambleclaw were also dating.

Unfortunately, Squirrelflight did not meet the same results. Somehow, she got involved in a love triangle between Icepaw and Midnight.

"What???" Icepaw asked. "Why did I even start dating Midnight? Some kind of love triangle this is. We're all the same gender."

"Welcome to the club," Squirrelflight groaned.

It wasn't extremely long, but oh well. This is pretty much exactly what the profile thing did, but I added Luna's part and Spottedpaw13's parts. It was creepy, but I thought it would make a good chapter in The Book of Random Stories.

Some of you are now scarred for life. I know, this is the most wrong thing I've ever read.

~Spottedpaw13~