Author's notes: I'M BACK!!!! Sry for the wait but there was a little incident in my bedroom...involving fire...and the fire department, BUT i'll talk about that later!! Right now, I'm giving you people what you all crave for...CHAOS!!!!!
-The Fire department FINALLY leaves-
Lenny: Well Jack, you've finally done it. You've managed to set the house on fire, get the fire department involved, AND keep everyone waiting on a story they probably think is long gone!!!! Are you happy now???!!
Jack: Okay, let's get the facts straight here: I set MY ROOM on Fire, NOT the house, this ordeal wasn't on the news so chill out, and it's hard to continue a story when the computer literally melts.
Zim:...You computer...melted?
Jack: Technically, it got so hot that the screen cracked and started falling apart-
Dib: Well, how about instead of rambling on about this experience, you finally get this fic started again?
Lenny: Yeah, for once, do something right and start up the fic again.
Jack: Okay, jeez. So people, sorry for the wait but now...IT'S TIME TO PLAY SPIN THE BOTTLE:TRUTH OR DARE STYLE!!!
Zim: continuing again...
Jack: Yes and now, -spins bottle for the first time in ages- the almighty bottle will pick the first victim.
-Bottle lands on...Dib!-
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Why must I suffer the madness first???
Jack: The Almighty bottle has spoken!! Truth or dare?
Dib: -sighs- If anything, I'm gonna start out slow and with a truth.
Lenny: Boring but, oh well. PyschoB wants to know What is the most boring subject in school and did you realize that the
way you spell "school" is wrong and bugs the hell out of me?
Dib: Science is the most boring. Everything we "learn" in science is all fake. Now Zim and his race, we could learn a lot in science if we actually dissected them!!
Zim: Hey watch it Dib-monkey! I rule this world now so insulting me should recieve the death penalty!
Lenny: IF there actually was a death penalty...
Zim:...SILENCE!!!
Dib: -rubs ears- Uh, yeah, I realize skool is spelled wrong. Apparently, no one else seems to care.
Jack: I like that spelling of skool, anyway...-spins bottle...which lands on Gir-
Gir: YAAAAY!!! IT LIKES ME!!!!
Zim: GIR! NO YELLING!!! ONLY THE GREAT MASTER OF THIS DANCE PLANET CAN YELL!!!!
Red: WOULD YOU BOTH STOP YELLING?! IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!
Jack: GIR, JUST PICK TRUTH OR DARE!!
Lenny: WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING??
Jack: I DON'T KNOW now let's stop.
Gir: Ummm, whatever Master wants me to do.
Zim: Then do a truth.
Gir: Okay!! Dare!!
Zim: What??! I said-
Gir: Today's opposite day!! WOOHOO!!
Lenny: Umm, someone's been watching a little TOO much Spongebob...
Jack: Well, he wants a dare so PyschoB wants Gir to attack Zim with hugs!
Zim: What? NOOO!! -starts suffocating as Gir jumps on his face and won't let go- Gir...let...go...can't...breath...
Gir: Okie dokie!! -jumps off and starts giggling uncontrollably-
Zim: -taking in huge gulps of air- Just...spin the ...bottle...so we can...get this...thing over with...-collapses but NOT passed out-
Jack: Oh fine.- spins bottle and it lands on Zim-
Zim: NOOOOO!!!!...Truth.
Lenny: Your boring too! Well, PyschoB wants to know If I were to say that thousands of xenophiles were coming after you to
glomp you what would you do?
Zim: Uhhh, I'd probably run away screaming like crazy...I mean, who wouldn't???
Jack: True, true. -spins bottle again and it lands on both Tallest-
Purple: Uh, how is that possible?
Jack: It's the most powerful bottle on the planet meaning it has secrets never before revealed to anyone other than it's makers-
Lenny: Jack, shut up. Truth or dare?
Red and Purple: Truth.
Lenny: You guys are no fun! At least Gir took a risk!
Red: He's a brainless robot, what do you expect form him?
Lenny:...Fine. PyschoB wants to know What was the funniest transmission you've ever recieved from Zim, or
Gir?
Purple: The funniest? Well that's hard because there are a lot of them-
Red: No, that's easy! The funniest transmission was definetly the one where he was wearing a bear suit for no reason!
-Red and Purple look at each other and then burst out laughing-
Jack: What was the deal with the bear suit anyway?
Zim: Ummm, I'll tell you later...
Lenny: Y'know, someone's bound to make you truth it out.
Zim: Well then I'll just wait for that day to come!
Jack: Well then we're moving on. -spins bottle and it lands on Gaz-
Gaz: Truth. I'm in the middle of this level and I don't feel like doing anything stupid right now.
Lenny: Fair enough. Adderstar of ValorClan wants to know Who would you rather spend five hours in an empty room with: Dib, Zim
or Iggins?
Gaz: Iggins.
Dib: Really? I thought you hated him.
Gaz: I do. Once I'm alone in the room with him, I'll finally get my chance to kill him.
Jack: Ohh, good thing to because that kid is sooooo annoying!! -spins bottle and it lands on Purple-
Purple: -finally recovering from his laughing fit- Ohhh, ah, truth.
Lenny: Seriously, why do we even bother!! Is it gonna be truth the entire chapter??
Jack: Don't make us make a new rule that might get you to do a dare every time your asked...
Purple: Fine! Next person who asks me, i'll do a dare but for now, truth.
Lenny: Ohh, i'm looking forward to that! So, Rambonata wants to know Do irkens have pets?
Purple: If enslaving other planets and using it's people to "fetch" our snacks and stuff is considered a pet, then yes we do.
Jack: I think they mean like a dog or cat or something along those lines.
Purple: Oh, well then no.
Jack: Too bad for you, dogs are the best! -spins bottle and it lands on Zim-
Zim: Can I have just one more truth?
Lenny: Fine. One more. Rambonata wants to know Are you really Sure your sane?
Zim: What, you think I wouldn't know if I was truly sane??? YOU still think I'm insane, is that it??? Well, let me tell you-
Jack: Short and simple; He's NOT sane.
Zim: YES I AM!!!
Jack: Keep telling yourself that. -spins bottle and it lands on Dib-
Dib: Ummm, can I also-
Lenny: You know what? Fine. Have one more truth but the next person the bottle lands on HAS TO do a dare!! Now, Rambonata wants to know Do you have any idea why everyone says you have a big head?
Dib: I really don't know. But i think it all started when Gir started singing the 'Why is his head so big?' song while we were selling that disgusting chocolate.
Jack: Hey, I bought a whole box from you and never got my money back when i found out it was sawdust!! You owe me 10 bucks!
Dib: Uh, I'll pay you back when uh...someone asks me to!
Jack: Then I'll dare you myself!
Dib: -starts shaking nervously-
Lenny: Don't worry, he threatens me at home all the time and look! I'm still alive!
Jack: That's cause your my brother. Dib on the other hand...
Lenny: Okay! Before this gets anymore violent, -spins bottle which lands on Gaz- now, you HAVE TO do a dare.
Gaz: And if I don't wanna? -pulls out chainsaw she had been saving from the 'Questions for the cast fic'-
Lenny: Uh, I ummm...please?
Gaz: -puts chainsaw away- Fine. It was out of gas anyway.
Lenny: -sigh of relief- Okay, Rambonata wants you to ... I dare you to... Err... play on your gameslave somemore
Gaz: Alright. -goes back to playing the gameslave-
Zim: How come she gets the easiest one??
Lenny: C'mon, do you really expect anyone to mess with her? -spins bottle and it lands on Red-
Red: Since she just did a dare, can I do a truth?
Jack: You guys are pathetic! Here, Rambonata wants to know What would you do if I said that i was your #1 fangirl?
Red: Uhhh, probably say thank you for, uhh, being so supportive of me...yeah.
Jack: Can someone PLEASE do another dare? -spins bottle and it lands on Lenny-
Lenny: Uh-oh...
Red: C'mon Lenny, do a dare!
Purple: It's only fair since you yelled at us for not picking dare!
Dib: Or are you gonna be boring too?
Lenny: Okay, okay, I'll do a dare! Just to prove that I can take a risk.
Jack: Well, Rambonata wants you to leave till 3 chapters are done! (yes i pity you)
Lenny: At least SOMEONE out there feel bad for me.
Jack: Great, now I'm gonna have to do this alone for 3 chapters...
Lenny: You did pretty good in 'Questions for the cast', I'm sure you'll survive. -starts packing his bags-
Zim: Where are you gonna go for 3 chapters?
Lenny: I'll hopefully make it to the most popular dance club on the planet and then go Gir's dance lessons to see what happens to Dib while he's there.
Dib: Noooo!! I don't want you to see my torture!!
Jack: Fine, leave, but bring back some souvineers!
Lenny: -gets on the nearest bus and heads off to dance for 3 chapters-
Jack: Great, now I'm stuck with doing everything. -spins bottle and it lands on himself- Oohh, I'll dare myself and see if I can get a 3 chapter vacation too!
Red: Not exactly. Rambonata wants you to Tell me the secret to being the ruler of Fire!
Jack: Well, your on a roll already, spelling 'Fire' with a capital 'F'. Good job. But to be a ruler like I am, you must sacrifice some things...like your room for instance...
Dib: That was your stupidity, not a sacrifice!
Jack: Whatever. Now, focus entirely on Fire for the next 15 years and maybe you'll be good enough to call yourself the ruler of it.
Zim: 15 years?
Jacks: Yep. I was BORN a pyromaniac. -spins bottle again and it lands on Red-
Red: Ummm-
Jack: Fine, you can do another truth.
Red: Uh, okay, thanks.
Jack: Yeah yeah, Rambonata wants to know What is the avreage hight of irkens?
Red: The average height for a normal Irken is about 5'5 to about 6'1. A Tallests average height is about 7'5 to 9'1.
Jack: Well, as much as I would like to finish the rest of the truth or dares in this chapter, I'm gonna do a few in the next chapter just so I can get Lenny back in here faster.I will update ASAP and hopefully not set my room on Fire again. Until next time!! Dib, I want my money NOW!
Dib: Help me...