"Don't Lie" by the Black Eyed Peas
http://www. youtube .com/watch?v=FVvYTIojDF8
Ensign McNeil looked nervous as he entered the conference room.
"Ricky," Captain Kirk smiled, "I'm glad you're taking advantage of the new counseling, but you know it's usually one of the medical staff who do the counseling?"
Ricky nodded, "Yes, sir, but I thought you might be able to help me since… well since Mr. Spock and you have such a… good relationship."
"Oh?" Kirk's eyes widened, "Then let's get to business. What's troubling you?"
"It's Deborah, I think she's… lying to me."
Kirk wished he could help Ricky, but it was simply a fact of life. Vulcans didn't lie.
Note: But they sure can imply a hell of a lot. (And are also very capable of lying. Sigh, Vulcan propaganda.) I picture Kirk trying not to smile as he thought that last line and then getting all serious for realz and trying to help Ensign Ricky. I can help but think the name Ricky McNeil would be cool. Listen to the "k" sounds. But I'm sure his first name is Richard… Also… it was really hard to think up an idea for this song… simply because misunderstanding might be a problem in an early K/S relationship, but not lying. Not unless someone's life was in danger or something (or someone was overreacting and thought someone would be better off if they pulled an Edward and disappeared hardcore). Also… this note is far too long. XD