And here you go, I apologize for my excessive SuperFlash shipping. In the Arrowverse, superheroes are either billionaires or dorks, and the dorks are so cute together.

My name is Kara Danvers. I'm here in Central City to destroy some beacons to stop someone named Brainiac from destroying the city. Except I heard that the heroes here are doing a thing with switching secret identities for a little bit, so why not?

So Barry told me about all of this earth's superheroes and they're pretty rad, but I heard there's one that would fit me. The name was Black Canary, which sounded pretty sexy.

Barry and his friend Oliver suited me up in the Arrow Cave in a black leather jacket and this collar-type thingy.

Diggle sighed, "So... she can fly, shoot lasers, freeze things, and block bullets?"

I smiled, "Also, super-strength, speed, and senses."

"Oy vey." I don't think Diggle likes me too much."

"Okay." Oliver said. "The collar will allow you to emit a sonic scream. Or can you do that already?"

I shrugged, "I dunno, I've never tried."

Barry grinned, "Alright, so you're gonna take the beacon in the Industrial district. Danton Black has been spotted in the area, so... be prepared for a dude in a black ski mask who can create an infinite amount of Xeroxes at will."

Oliver said, "Also, being Black Canary means that you'll have to hide your powers. We don't want people to know that the Black Canary can shoot lasers out of her eyes. I'll go with you-"

"The sun is still out." Barry said.

"-Barry will go with you." Oliver corrected himself, which was fine – to each his own. "You can take Canary's motorcycle."

I laughed, "But I don't need a motorcycle, I can... oh yeah." This was gonna be a long day.

So I hopped onto the motorcycle and found promptly fell over onto my side. I mean, of course it didn't hurt me, but my pride was hurt, so I felt like I needed to say, "Ow."

Barry laughed, "Don't worry, you lasted longer than I did."

So... by clamping the motorcycle between my legs and hovering a few millimeters in the air, I figured out how to look like I was riding a motorcycle. Barry got on behind me, but fell off after a few seconds. He had to hold on to me tight, and when I looked back, he was blushing a little bit. (I think it's the leather suits rubbing against each other.)

Anyway, we arrived in the Industrial district in Central City where Multiplex was walking back and forth, keeping a lookout. There were a bunch of shipping containers suspended by wires and being transferred off of ships. We were next to the open ocean.

There was also another Multiplex coming off of the ship and reporting to the first Multiplex. A third Multiplex swan-dived off the pier. And another Multiplex tapped my shoulder.

He balled up his fist and punched me right in the face. I mean, of course it didn't hurt, but I was the Black Canary today, so I let out a gratuitous cry of pain and pretended to fall over.

Barry got off the motorcycle and super-sped the guy into a wall. Then, as the rest of the Multiplexes were closing in on us, he ran to tackle as many as he could. Another one tried punching me in the face, and he did. He started cheering and his clones started congratulating him despite the fact that I didn't even flinch and probably broke his hand. Oh well, even supervillains should get a little happiness, right?

There were now a hundred black-masked men running towards us. One of them made a clone, picked him up, and threw him at Barry. That's strategy right there.

I ran over to try and help him, but some more Multiplexes formed a wall with their bodies. This dude took some serious yoga classes. I lightly tapped one of them on the shoulder, and he was thrown across the pier and into the water. I guess a normal human could do that if they trained really really hard...?

Barry got up and ran over to me, knocking a few more down on the way, where we had a brief super-speed conversation while the bad guys were frozen.

"Kara, the last time we fought Multiplex, we learned that if the original goes down, they all do." Barry said. "Can you isolate the prime with your super-vision or something?"

I sighed, "Have you ever tried that thing with the ball under three identical cups being moved around? Because this is a lot harder than that."

Barry shrugged, "Okay, I'll try to mow them down for you."

He ran off and knocked them down, but a bunch more kept springing up. I... just poked some guys. That's the equivalent of being punched by a normal person, I guess. I opened my mouth to try that wicked sonic scream collar, and a bunch of them fell to the ground, clutching their ears. Well, that seems rather mean. At least freeze-breath doesn't cause any internal damage.

Finally, I saw one that was sweating at the end of the pier. I ran over and brought my finger back to poke him in the face (I'm not bragging or anything) but at the last second, he made a clone of himself and stood behind the clone so it took the hit instead of him. I tried poking him again, and he just did it again!

"That is wicked cool." I said. Shouldn't have said that out loud. Finally, Barry ran from behind the dude and punched him in the back of the head. Suddenly, all the clones fell down!

Barry grinned, "Nice work, Black Canary."

That was actually pretty rad. "These clones can't feel anything, can they?"

Barry shook his head. "Nope. They're practically just empty shells."

"Good to know." I powered up my eyeballs and vaporized all of the clones. Couldn't have the morgue dealing with a hundred of the same guy, could we? Barry really quickly checked all of the shipping containers and found the one with this big green brain-box inside. I guess that was the beacon.

I used the sonic scream thing and messed with its wiring or something. It sparked, that's good, right? Well, that's one down, and just nine more to go!

Keep the requests coming guys! I have some chapters coming up that I'm really excited about. Also, I should tell you that I only watch Flash, Arrow, Legends, and Supergirl. I won't know the personalities of anyone from Lucifer, and if you want Constantine to be in this, I'll only be able to base it on his one appearance in Arrow, but I can do it if you want. Also, if you're bored, I just wrote a parody of Batman v Superman on my other story, Gotham Season Two (Revised Script) that I'm really proud of. I really captured Batman's 'tude.