"Come on! Just one root beer!" 643 begs.
"Sorry. I'm busy." Felix says.
"Pick it up Fix-it!" Calhoun orders.
Felix hops up next to Calhoun. 643 rolls his eyes, and runs up next to the two.
"Why are you guys going to Sugar Rush? Is it because of all the cybug eggs?" 643 asks.
"The what?!" Calhoun yells.
"Uhh. I'll see you guys later." 643 says, before running towards his kart.
643 grabs her rifle and runs into Sugar Rush. Felix hops in after her. While 643 jumps into his kart.
-Sugar Rush castle-
"Okay. First you have to promise you guys won't get mad." Vanellope says.
Candlehead and Josh look at each other. Josh raises an eyebrow. Candlehead shrugs.
"Okay. We promise." Josh says.
Vanellope takes in a deep breath, before sitting on the ground. Candlehead sits down as well, but Josh just kneels down.
"Whats the matter Sweet pea?" Josh asks.
"Candlehead I'm sorry." Vanellope says.
"What for?" Candlehead asks.
"I told Josh, that I fixed his kart."
"What? Why?" Candlehead asks.
"I don't know. I was worried, I just. I don't know. I thought he would start liking you or something."
Candlehead stands back up. Josh on the other hand sits down. Vanellope looks down at the ground.
"I'm angry." Candlehead says.
"You promised!" Vanellope says.
"I know, I did, but I'm still angry." Candlehead says, calmly.
"Yeah! I'm angry too." Josh says.
"Why are you angry?" Vanellope asks.
"You lied to me, for starters and secondly, that you thought I would start liking another girl. What you can't trust me or something?" Josh asks.
"Well I don't know. How am I supposed to know what you would do?"
Candlehead sits down again. Vanellope places her head on the garage door and closes her eyes.
"I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you?" Vanellope asks.
Candlehead thinks for a moment. Then she smiles.
"Josh? Have you heard about the party? The one in game central?"
"Yeah I have." Josh says.
Vanellope opens her eyes and smiles as well.
"Josh! You're going to that party with Candlehead."
"Okay." Josh says, shrugging.
"Really? It was that easy?" Candlehead asks.
Josh nods. He smiles. Then stands up to his feet.
"So Cupcake. Will you give me the honor of accompanying me to this party?" Josh asks, extending his hand to her.
She grins and grabs his hand. Josh helps her up.
"Wait! Who am I suppose to go with?" Vanellope asks.
Rancis bursts into the room and falls onto the ground. He instantly jumps back to his feet.
"Me! Go with me!" He says.
Josh shakes his head and helps Vanellope up. Vanellope looks at Josh and raises an eyebrow. Josh nods his head.
"Alright Rancis. I'll go with you."
Rancis jumps into the air. He lands on the ground and hugs Josh.
"Did you hear? She said yes!"
"Yeah I was there." Josh says.
Josh pushes Rancis off of him. Rancis falls to the ground still smiling.
"So when is this party anyways?" Josh asks.
"Next Sunday." Vanellope says.
"Great! So we got a week to get ready. I have a lot of work to do." Josh says.
Josh walks out of the garage and heads towards the castle. Rancis follows him. While Candlehead and Vanellope work on the kart.
Rancis catches up to Josh just as he's about to enter the castle.
"What do you mean you have a lot of work to do?" Rancis asks.
"Well first, I have to learn how to dance. I'm pretty sure I remember Taffyta telling me she knows how to dance. Second, according to Felix I have to learn how to act more like a gentleman."
Before Josh enters the castle. He gets slapped by Calhoun. Josh falls to the ground while grasping the side of his head. Calhoun picks up Josh by the collar with one hand and slaps him again.
"Where are the eggs!?" Calhoun yells.
"You really need to work on your interrogation techniques." Josh says.
Calhoun slaps him again. Then starts shaking him.
"Where are the eggs?!" She yells again.
"Over my cold un-programed body." Josh says quietly.
Calhoun drops him on the ground. She pulls out her pistol and aims it at him. She cocks it.
"That can be arranged."
"You don't know much do you? I will just re-spawn." Josh says, sitting up
He stands up and walks into the castle. Calhoun follows him she picks him up. Then shakes him again.
"Oh shaking that's so frightening." Josh says, while he rolls his eyes.
"I have been tortured in my game. Your techniques are weak." Josh continues.
Calhoun throws him onto the ground and storms out of the castle. She pulls out the tracker. Felix kneels down next to Josh, as he sits up. Felix nudges Josh's chin up. Then he examines Josh's black eye and bloody nose.
"I'm fine." Josh says, pushing Felix's hand away.
"Josh you need to tell us where those eggs are." Felix says.
"Gone. We hatched all the eggs, but Ralph smashed all bugs." Josh says.
"Why didn't you just tell Tammy?"
"It would let me get rid of her for a while." Josh says, smirking.
Felix shakes his head and stands up.
"You know I disapprove lying." Felix says, crossing his arms.
"I never said, I didn't know where the eggs were. I just didn't tell you guys where they were."
Josh grabs Rancis's sleeve and pulls himself up. Rancis straightens Josh up.
"What was her problem?" Rancis asks.
"I don't know. I think a cybug crawled up her a.." Josh begins.
"Josh! You will not speak that way." Felix interrupts.
Josh raises his hands and turns around. He walks up the stairs. Then to his room. Followed by Rancis. Felix runs out the door after Calhoun.
"So are you okay?" Rancis asks.
"Oh yeah. Just peachy." Josh says.
Josh walks up to his dresser and starts pulling out clothes.
"FYI this thing is semi-formal." Rancis says.
Josh groans and drops the clothes in his hands.
"What?" Rancis asks.
"I have no idea what semi-formal is." Josh says.
"Really? I do. I can help you!" Rancis says.
Josh crosses his arms and closes his eyes.
"Can you? Can you really?" Josh asks.
"Yes! Most definitely!"
Josh opens his eyes and smiles.
"Well it's not like I have many options. Alright Fluggerbutter you got a deal."
Rancis smirks.
"Great! Well first we have to do something about your hair."
"What's wrong with my hair?" Josh asks.
"It looks like it hasn't been washed in a long time." Rancis says.
"The only rivers I can find around here, are taffy rivers."
"Why do you need a river?"
"In my game I lived in a treehouse next to a river. So I bathed in the river."
Rancis looks around the room. He spots a door on the other side of the room. Rancis walks over and opens the door.
"You do know there's a shower here right?" Rancis asks.
"Shower? Never heard of it." Josh says.
Rancis shakes his head. Then walks over to Josh.
"Okay. I have some really good shampoo you can borrow. I'll go grab it. Just wait here and learn how to work the shower."
Rancis runs out of room. Josh walks over to the bathroom and looks inside.
"Shower? What the heck is a shower?"
He steps into the bathroom and starts looking around.
"How come Vanellope never told me about this room?"
He kicks the toilet seat up with his foot. Then looks into the toilet.
"Shower? No. Orrr no."
Josh puts the toilet seat back down. Then walks over to the tub.
"Shower?"
He steps into the tub and starts looking around it. Spotting the knobs he turns on the hot water. Water sprays out of the tub nozzle. Josh jumps back.
"This is so weird."
He starts turning both knobs. The water sprays out faster. He manages to turn the shower on. The shower sprays Josh soaking him in water. He steps backwards and slips. He falls onto his back. The water continues spraying him in the face. He puts his foot up to block the water. He coughs up some water that made it's way into his mouth. Then he grabs the edge of the tub and pulls himself out.
"What kinda torture is this?" He says, between coughs.
He spits out the remaining water stuck in his throat.
"This is evillll." Josh says.
He starts spinning the knobs to turn the water off, but only manages to make the water boiling hot. He kicks the knobs breaking them off. The water sprays out even more. He places his hands in front of the water.
"Oo ouch. Crap!"
He kicks the wall behind the knobs cracking the wall, but not stopping the water. He kicks again breaking the wall. Water sprays all over the bathroom.
"Damn! Stupid water!"
He runs out of the bathroom and slams the door behind him. He breathes heavily out of his nose.
"What the heck happened?" Rancis asks.
"Uhh. To be honest I have no idea." Josh says.
Rancis puts the shampoo bottles on the bed and walks over to the bathroom. He opens the door. A wave of water spills out of the bathroom, soaking both Rancis's and Josh's feet.
"What did you do?" Rancis asks.
"I have no idea. I think I broke the shower. I think it was the shower."
Rancis shakes his head. Then walks over to the bed and picks up the shampoo bottles.
"Does anyone else have a shower you can use?" Rancis asks.
Josh laughs and sits down on the bed.
"No way am I going near on of those things again."
"You're going to have to. You need to wash up everyday for the party." Rancis says.
"Alright. Fine. I'll find someone else's shower to use." Josh says.
They both exit the room. Then exit the castle and head for the garage. They enter the garage and see Candlehead's kart fixed.
"Hey! Vanellope did you know we have a bathroom in our room?" Josh asks.
"Really? Where?" Vanellope asks.
"That room. The one across from my dresser."
"Really? I thought that was a closet or something." Vanellope says.
Rancis rolls his eyes.
"Really? Neither of you even bothered to check what was in the room. How have you guys been cleaning yourselves?" Rancis asks.
"I haven't been." Josh says.
"I never really cleaned my self before. So it wasn't a problem." Vanellope says.
"That is nasty!" Rancis says, before walking out of the garage.
Vanellope shrugs and goes back to the kart. While Josh has started going through the tool box. Rancis walks back into the garage and passes the shampoo to Josh. Josh catches it. Rancis leaves again.
Vanellope narrows her eyes and walks over to Josh.
"What the heck happened to your face?" She asks.
"Calhoun." Josh says.
Vanellope scowls. She turns around and heads for the exit.
"Where are you going?" Josh asks.
"To talk to Calhoun." She says.
"Just let it go Sweet pea. I'm fine." Josh says.
"You can't just let her throw you around like that!" Vanellope says.
"She only threw me once."
Vanellope narrows her eyes and storms out of the garage. Josh rolls his eyes and follows her.