QUESTION 13
if this is really the Joker, What r u hiding under that ugly makeup? Clowns r gay anway. I bet i could kick you ass. My Dad says your just a crazy whack job who got molested or something.
–Jakob
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weLL, Well, WeLL.
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tHIs was...
... a veRy
... sPiriTed
coh-LeCk-shun
...of coMmentsssssSs.
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wELL, inDeeD.
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
HeLLo, JAkOb.
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jaKoB.
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heh heh Haha Jaaaay-cUb
mmMm hmm...
So...
sO youR dad saYs... that i'M...
...a craZy
...whAcK job
...(liZZie boRden tooK an aXe and gAVe her FathER forTy wHacKS ...mY favorIte nurserY rhyMe)
a CrAzY Whack jOb...
...wHo goT moLestEd, "or sOMethIng"?
Hmmmm…
Ahhhhhh ha haHaaaaa ha
Aha heh Heh
mmmmmMmm hmm.
…..
Well... JaKOb,
...the AnsWEr to that is…
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YeS
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anD your dAD shouLd kNow. bEcaUse
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hE was tHe one
WhO moLesTed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
...and...dO you KnoW what he saiD to mE,
As he DID iT?
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dO You kNow? (knOw, KNoW, knOw, no, no, no, nO, no, No)
He saiD to mE...
...hE sAid...
"i'm pRActicIng.
bEcauSe one dAy
WheN my own InFant son – JaKOb – gRoWs bIg enough to Get a fREsh mouTh on hIm
I'm disaBLing the LocK on his beDrooM dooR…
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AnD i'm GoiNg to do tHis
...to hIm."
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Ah, yep.
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pLeasaNt dReams, CocKsucKeR.
-joKer
P.S. iF you fINd you'Re having pRObLems oveRcoming (oVercumMing) the gAg refLeX when dadDy shoVes his DIcK in a pLace you neVer tHOughT he wouLd, let me kNow. i'LL heLp you ovERcomE (OveRcuM) that by haVing you feLLaTe some oF my kniVes, JakOb.
jAkob.
JaKoB.
I don't LiKE the faCt thaT your nAme BoRrows thr33 of tHe leTTers in mY name.
yOu're not woRthY.
I shaLL sTab you foR it afTer yoU give my KniFe a tonGue baTh. Ha haHa ha... you're f!#cKed.
-4oC, 2009.07.28