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Baihu woke up in the morning well rested, did a few stretches to relax his muscles and decided to leave.

He returned the Sword of Heroes to the Jade Palace and payed his respects to his former Master, which means he finished everything he wanted to finish on this short journey.

He opened the door took a calm breath and stepped out with his right foot, this was going to be a beautiful day.

Suddenly screaming began to spread around him like a fire.

"EVERYONE RUN!"

"IT'S HUNDUN!"

"SOUND THE ALARM!"

Then a large bell began ringing somewhere in the distance. Baihu sighed and went to take a look outside.

Once there he saw a rhino, that held a young pig in the air.

"TELL ME, WHERE IS THE DRAGON WARRIOR, SO I CAN BRING MY FIRE HOT HATRED, WHICH WILL BURN HIM LIKE FIRE." Hundun shouted in his face, until the poor pig fainted.

Hundun just threw him aside, he then looked around for someone else, until his eyes landed on a white tiger, who approached him slowly.

He pointed at Baihu with anger on his face.

"YOU WILL TELL ME!"

"No, I won't." The white tiger said calmly.

"WHAT?!"

"You heard me you fat, stupid, violent, cruel, ignorant, arrogant, nasty, self-centred, cowardly rhino." Baihu said quickly, while looking Hundun directly into his eyes with a smirk.

The rhinoceros took a moment to process all of the insults that were thrown at him and then he launched himself at the tiger with a roar of anger.

-Two minutes later-

The Furious Five with Po arrived to the village ready to fight, but everything was peaceful.

"So... where is Hundun?" Mantis Asked from Monkeys shoulder.

"Don't know, maybe he ran, when he saw our awesomeness." Po Offered.

"That does not sound like him. Crane, look from the sky, he might be still around." Tigress Said.

"On it." Crane said as he flew off.

They all searched for at least fifteen minutes, without any success, until Master Crane returned.

"You guys really need to see this." He said between a few fits of laughter.

He led them to a nearby standing playground where a bunch of kids gathered around a tree, and from one of these branches Hundun was hanging upside down, his whole body was tightly bound with ropes and his mouth restrained by some piece of cloth.

"...And now we practice punches, the first thing you want to take in mind is that you have to use mainly your index and middle fingers for the impact to avoid hurting your hand." Baihu said as he walked around tree in an funny authoritative fashion.

"Please continue to practice here on Master Punching Bag, who has so nicely agreed to help us today."

Hundun made some panicked grunts as the kids began their vicious assault.

Baihu just stood there with his hands behind his back smiling.

Once everyone of the group stopped snickering, they began to approach the tree.

"Oh look children, it's The Furious Five and I believe, we should let them take Master Punching Bag with them, so they can train more."

After a few groans of both sadness and anger the small group of kids began to disperse quickly to let them take Hundun.

Once they reached him he began to thrash in his restraints.

"Got something to say?" Baihu asked as he removed the cloth from Hunduns mouth.

"PLEASE, TAKE ME BACK TO PRISON, I PROMISE..." Was all he could have said before the white tiger gagged him again.

Then he swinged his hand and cut the rope holding him to the branch using his claws.

"Well since that's over, I will be leaving." Baihu announced and began walking away in the opposite direction.

"But, you just came here." Po protested.

"And since I don't have any more business around here..."

Baihu turned to resume his walking, but was stopped by a red panda bowing in front of him. Not even he registered Shifus presence.

"Master Baihu, I am very sorry for my rudeness first time, we've met, but could you spend a few days here and maybe teach my students some of your techniques to honor the name of Master Oogway?" He asked as politely as possible.

The white tiger sighed. The name of his former master was still able to wake some respect after all these years.

"Fine."