Aww, I love your guys' reviews, they make my day. :) The fangirl chapter isn't over!...In a way, this chapter contains fanboys! Be afraid, be very, very afraid.

Did you know that Urban Dictionary's top voted definition for 'fangirl' is: A rabid breed of human female who is obsessed with either a fictional character or an actor. Similar to the breed of fanboy. Fangirls congregate at anime conventions and live journal. Have been known to glomp, grope, and tackle when encountering said obsessions.

So, I guess fangirls are a rabid breed of human...hehe. Anyway, I do not own the rights to Resident Evil, the Final Fantasy series, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, the Kane Chronicles (by Rick Riordan), Star Wars, Kingdom Hearts, or anything else that's copyrighted or people.

"...", Leon stared at Aerith and Yuffie who were adjusting the oversized fuchsia bow on Sora's head. Sora was grinning from ear to ear as the two girls fussed over the state of his outfit.

"Aww, you look so adorable!" Aerith gushed, pinching Sora's cheek.

Yuffie straightened his skirts, "This color looks so cute on you!"

Aerith looked over at the pile of discarded dresses and accessories that the fangirls had forced on the others. "Ooh, there might be something else Sora would be able to wear." she said, her eyes glinting mischievously.

Yuffie bounced to the pile, "Sora will look even cuter when we're finished with him!" She tore through the pile with Aerith.

Leon looked at Sora suspiciously, Sora smirked and stuck his tongue out.

"You're enjoying this way to much," Leon said, glaring at Sora.

Sora shrugged, "You don't have anyone obsessing over you."

"Uh...theres Cloud," Leon stuttered.

"Cloud's brooding in the emo corner, and he doesn't obsess over anything but the 'darkness'," Sora said with air quotes.

"Everyone secretly obsesses over me, even you, they just don't know it." Leon retorted.

Sora rolled his eyes and in a sing-song voice he said, "I don't see you in a dress."

Leon glared at him then smirked smugly, "We should be leaving soon, so unless you want to walk through the World That Never Was in your current garb I suggest you change."

Sora looked horrified for a moment then he recovered. "I think Riku and I are going to hang here for a little bit, anyway," Sora sniffed.

Leon's jaw dropped, "We came here to rescue you, believe me, this wasn't for the Organization."

"Hey, Riku! Wanna stay here longer!" Sora shouted, ignoring Leon.

Riku had ran into one of the Organization member's bedrooms the moment he had been released and was now walking around in in his former Organization attire, blindfold included. "Sora...where are you?" he said and with his arms stretched out in a classic sleepwalker position bumped into Leon. "No! My hair!" Riku said and pulled down the blind fold and pulled out a hand mirror.

"..." Leon looked at Sora.

Sora coughed, "Um, Riku, where'd you get the mirror?"

Riku finished fixing it, then re-fixing it, and fixing it again. "Er...Saix's room."

Saix choked on the water he was drinking, "What!"

"Nothing!" Riku said quickly.

"Well? Are we staying here?" Sora asked Riku.

"I didn't hear one of us invite you," Saix muttered under his breath.

"Let them stay, all of them, I don't care," Xemnas grumbled from the couch. He was sitting with a icepack to his forehead. "I'll let you handle this situation, Saix."

Saix straightened, "Yes, Superior."

"I guess we could stay here, but I have to call my tailor," Riku said, "Does anyone have a cell phone?"

"...Talior?" Sora said, the perfect best friend image was destroyed when Sora finally realized how vain and possibly gay Riku was. Sora crumpled into a ball and buried his head in his skirts.

"Is it the french tailor in Hollow Bastion?" Leon asked Riku.

Riku nodded, "Jacque is the only person I trust with my wardrobe.

"He's the only one who knows how to handle my leather," Leon says.

Sora silently sobs.

Riku nods, "I understand, only a few select tailors can work with leather."

"I'm so glad you understand my pain," Leon said emotionally. "But you have to understand it, poor thing, you must have the same problem with your hair."

Riku tears up, "I know! If anything happened to my hairdresser I'd have to become a hermit so no one would see me, and that would be horrible because I'm like Tinkerbell, I can't live without social interaction even though I give of the loner demeanor!"

Leon and Riku hug.

Sora dies inside.

Cloud suddenly pulls Leon away from Riku and hisses, "MINE!"

"..." The whole room stares at Cloud.

"...Not in that way," Cloud says awkwardly, "Leon is just not allowed to get mushy with Riku."

Everyone nods like that made perfect sense.

"But he understands my pain!" Leon said.

Cloud threw his hands in the air, "And you don't think I understand it! Do you really believe that this comes natural and isn't a dye job!" he points to his hair. "If you weren't so arrogant and self-obsessed you might also notice that I wear leather to!"

"...Is that really a dye job?" Leon asked, studying Cloud's hair.

Cloud shifted uncomfortably, "I'm not supposed to say anything about that. But I have to spend at least two hours styling it."

Leon nodded, impressed.

"What about me! I must suffer with my hair to make it this flawless every morning to!" Marluxia whined.

Everybody ignored him.

"There's something wrong with Sora!" Riku said. "Despite the fact that he's in a dress."

Yuffie poked Sora, she frowned and took out a stuffed chocobo, "Sora! Look! It's Boco! " She waved the stuffed bird in front of Sora's face but he didn't react. The ninja paled, "This is bad...very, very bad."

Aerith felt the brunet's forehead and said, "It's probably emotional shock, we should bring him back to Hollow Bastion. A familiar environment will be good for him."

"Maybe we should put on his Resident Evil game, he has at least two days worth of hours logged onto there." Riku said and snickered.

Aerith glared at him.

"Or not." Riku said hastily.

"Yes, please leave, and take him with you," Saix said, pointing to Zexion.

"Me?" Zexion squeaked, he was still attempting to get the rhine stone encrusted bows out of his hair.

Marluxia snickered, then winced in pain.

Zexion recovered from his shock and turned to Axel and Roxas. He muttered, "I swear I'll tell the Superior every joke or offensive thing you two said about him unless you defend me."

Roxas and Axel visibly paled. They had said some bad things about the Superior.

"Come on, Saix. Zexion gets a lot more work done around here than most of us put together," Axel said, nervously.

"Six, caused this mess," Saix said darkly.

"I agree with Saix, Six should go," Xemnas said.

"Bu-but I'd miss him!" Roxas said, and threw himself on the floor to fake sob all the more dramatically.

"Fine, if you two would miss him so much then you should go with him," the Superior said and yawned.

Roxas dropped the innocent blond act and stood up in fury. "WHAT! I AM THE KEY OF DESTINY, ORGANIZATION XIII'S XIII. IF YOU GOT RID OF ME IT WOULDN'T BE ORGANIZATION XIII, IT BE ORGANIZATION XII. I AM TOO IMPORTANT TO BE THROWN AWAY!"

"..." Roxas cleared his throat and crossed his arms.

"We'll take them, everyone is allowed in Hollow Bastion. Even dead people and/or evil psychopaths like Sephiroth and me." Aerith said, smiling.

"Help yourself," Xemnas said.

Roxas slumped in defeat, he wasn't used to being denied when he used his blond Jedi powers.

Aerith looked at Leon and Cloud.

They wordlessly grabbed the three reject Organization members. Leon took Axel and Cloud grabbed both Zexion and Roxas since they were the shortest and he was the mako enhanced one.

The 'rescue party' exited the Gray area with five more people. They walked down the hallways and found the front door.

"Is there anyone out there?" Leon hissed.

Yuffie sighed and muttered something that sounded like, "Paranoid, vain, self-obsessed bastard." She opened the door a crack and peeked out. She stiffened and closed the door quickly, her eyes were wide and her breathing erratic.

"What is it?" Cloud asked.

She slowly turned her head to the side, "Fanboys."

The 'rescue party' immediately ran back to the Gray area.

"What are you doing here!" Saix roared, his heart wasn't in the cease fire between the two groups.

"They're here...staring," Yuffie said slowly.

"Is it the fangirls again?" Xemnas asked, annoyed.

"Worse." Leon said.

"Why do I feel like I've been through this dialogue before?" Axel asked no one in particular.

Roxas just glared at him. Zexion was dead to the world after being kicked out of the Organization.

"A flock of rampaging chocobos?" Larxene asked.

"Have the moogles gone on strike!" Luxord asked.

"Locusts! Nooooo! They'll eat my flowers!" Marluxia gasped.

"Well, they're mixing it up a bit," Axel said, he kicked Leon's leg and Leon let him go.

"Sparkly vampires?" Xigbar asked.

"Voldemort?" Lexaeus said.

Demyx gasped, "Don't say his name!"

"Fan moms?" Xaldin asked.

Vexen gasped dramatically, "No! Don't tell me it's the coffee apocalypse!"

"..."

"No, it's fanboys." Leon said.

Everyone gasped, Vexen just shrugged, fanboys weren't as bad as the coffee apocalypse.

The Organization burst into action, blocking all the entries with bricks and cement. The windows were borded and furniture was pushed against the bricked up entries.

The Hollow Bastion crew blinked, astonished by the efficiency the Organization had when it was actually working together.

Zexion even woke himself up to help, casting illusions of two giant nobodies guarding the Castle entrance.

When every defense was up the Organization spit into groups to play card, talk, etc.

"Er...?" Cloud said.

"This happens way to often," Axel explained. He started dealing cards between Zexion, Roxas, and himself. "You might as well sit down, all the fanboys do is stare, but if they ever decide to advance it'll be you-know-what all over again."

Leon snorted, "You-know-what, seriously?"

Axel shrugged, "No one was feeling original that day."

"What exactly happened?" Yuffie asked.

"Well, we're really not supposed to talk about it," Axel whispered.

Zexion rolled his eyes, "Skip all the mysterious crap and just tell them."

"You're no fun," Axel pouted.

"Fanboys usually just stare—"

"Hey, let me tell the story," Axel interrupted Zexion. "As he was saying, fanboys are harmless until they spot you, then, they attack."

Leon nodded, "We know that."

"One year, they had a leader with a fangirl complex." Axel said. "It was horrible. They just attacked suddenly and we weren't prepared. After the fanboys had us under their control, a nearby Brad Pitt sighting distracted them and we were able to free ourselves and retaliate."

"Thank goodness for Brad Pitt," Aerith said with sparkles in her eyes.

Axel laughed, "I thought he was pretty awesome that day."

Leon scowled, "He's still not the best actor on Earth."

Aerith glared at him then returned to her Brad Pitt fantasies.

"...Tom Cruise is better..." Yuffie muttered under her breath.

Aerith's head shot up, "What did you say?" she asked in a eerily calm voice.

Yuffie paled, "Er...nothing, nothing at all. Did you hear me say anything, Cloud? Of course you didn't! I didn't say anything, nothing at all. Haha, silly Aerith."

"Thought so," Aerith said.

The ninja looked around nervously, desperately trying to change the subject, seeing nothing shiny she said, "The weather is...nice."

"I don't know, it's kinda, humid," Leon said.

Cloud squeaked, "No! Anything but humidity!" The blond ran his fingers threw his hair and moaned, "I forgot my emergency hair gel."

Leon and Riku gasped and patted Cloud's shoulder.

Axel handed him hair gel without looking up from the intense rummy game he was playing with Roxas and Zexion.

Cloud frantically gelled his hair, "Thanks."

Axel shrugged, "No prob—HA, RUMMY!"

Zexion and Roxas groaned.

Zexion handed him a wad of munny.

Roxas reluctantly gave the redhead the stash of 'WINNER' sticks he had been saving up.

A tapping was heard on the bricked entrance to the Gray area, everyone ignored it, then a section of the bricks toppled to the ground. Everyone jumped up and summoned their weapons, even Sora woke up and summoned the keyblade, Fenrir.

Leon's eyes widened, Sora was serious.

A guy entered the room, he smiled and said, "Hello...potential prisoners." The fanboy leader had a faint accent. "Isn't the weather nice today?"

"It's at little humid," Leon said.

He nodded gravely and sighed, "Even the best of days can be ruined by humidity...I'm Dante."

Salsa music randomly plays in the background.

The fanboy sighed and face-palmed.

Leon blinked, ignoring the music, "I am Squall Leonhart..." he continued for a long time with the same speech he gave to the fangirl just a couple hours ago.

The fanboy was absentmindedly playing on his PlayStation Portable when Leon finished his speech.

Leon glared at the fanboy and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Playing Crisis Core," the teenager said and yawned.

Leon seethed inside and scowled, Final Fantasy VII always got the most recognition and games, it even had a movie. Leon gritted his teeth, he wanted a movie with awesome animation.

"What do you want?" Xemnas asked in a authoritative voice.

"Well, I want a lot of things, Dissidia 012, Sephiroth, the next book in the Kane Chronicles." he said, shrugging.

Cloud gasped in pain.

"Wait, you're a Sephiroth fanboy?" Leon asked, his voice laced with disgust.

"Don't say his name!" Cloud said, clutching his chest. "The darkness is overwhelming me like a ebony tsunami."

"The fanboy nodded, ignoring Cloud. The mighty Squall Leonhart, known as Leon, narrowed his eyes and studied the enemy fanboy, a Sephiroth fanboy to be precise," Leon narrated.

Cloud moaned.

"Squall! Quit talking in third person!" Yuffie snapped.

"So...why are you here? Isn't Sephiroth in Hollow Bastion?" Leon asked, crossing his arms over his chest.

Cloud squeaked.

"I've been tracking my silver-haired beauty, he will be here any second." the fanboy said, "The rest of my allies are fans of you, so you will be taken captive also."

Leon gagged.

Aerith clapped, "Yay! I love all my fans!"

The fanboy leader took out a notebook, "Well, I have three Aerith fanboys in my group...and sixteen Aerith haters."

"Why do they hate me?" Aerith asked innocently.

Dante flipped a couple pages forward and said, "This is a quote from one of them, beginning of quote, Aerith kept Zack away from Cloud! It must have been horrible for him to be separated from the love of his life, she must die!, end of quote."

Aerith's eyes narrowed, "Zack is mine!"

"..."

He smiled at her, "Of course Aerith, whatever you say. On a brighter note, my other half will be arriving in five...four...three...two...one!"

A door on the other side of the Gray area burst open in a shower of ebony feathers, One-Winged Angel started playing and Sephiroth glided inside. The door closed with a bang, the music ended abruptly.

"Damn," Sephiroth growled, his hair was stuck in the door. He tugged hesitantly and squeaked in pain. He noticed everyone staring at him and snapped, "What are you standing there for? Help me!"

Cloud hurried over to help the evil villain free his precious hair from the clutches of the doorway, he understood that to be a epic hero your arch nemesis had to be in perfect condition.

Dante was frozen in shock, staring at Sephiroth with awe.

"Who's he?" Sephiroth asked Cloud, inclining his head to the petrified fanboy leader.

"Fanboy leader," Cloud said, conveniently forgetting to mention that said leader was a Sephiroth fanboy.

Sephiroth nodded, "I'm just in time to save you then, it seems he hasn't captured you yet." Sephiroth to, understood that to be a epically evil villain your arch nemesis had to be in perfect condition.

Dante snapped out of it and stood straighter, "Ah, you're here just in time for the party, Sephiroth." He snapped his fingers and a line of fanboys walked in, single file, they spread out and restrained a single person each, excluding Cloud and Sephiroth, the mako enhanced hero and villain had two fanboys restraining them.

Everyone fought, but the fanboys had each persons' weakness.

The fanboy restraining Axel had thrown water all over him. Aerith's captor was replaying Zack's death scene, over and over again. All of Yuffie's materia was stripped of her. Saix was happy with his new rawhide bone. The Superior was entranced by the first Star Wars movie on someones iPod.

Dante came up to Sephiroth, "I am Dante, your new companion forevermore."

Sephiroth cringed, realizing the leader was a Sephiroth fanboy. He glared at Cloud and said, "Thanks for the warning."

Cloud smiled sadly, this wasn't going as planned, his arch nemesis needed to be free to pursue him if he was going to be a hero. The blond suddenly had a strike of inspiration.

"To bad, I really wanted to see Leonardo DiCaprio," Cloud said in a downcast voice.

Heads snapped up, "Leonardo DiCaprio, where!"

"He's visiting...Hollow Bastion." Cloud said, thinking of the most violent world for them. He knew Cid would have the fanboy and fangirl traps set up, Hollow Bastion was open to a lot of strange people...but not anyone.

All the fanboys turned to their leader.

Dante studied Sephiroth then blew a kiss and said, "I'll be back my love." To the fanboys, he said, "Let's go, we'll come back later. Remember, this is only for Leonardo DiCaprio."

Sephiroth shivered at the fanboy's love.

The fanboys filed out of the room, whispering eagerly.

The room lasped into silence then everyone congratulated and hugged Cloud.

"I can't wait to see them in Hollow Bastion," Aerith said with a wicked smile.

"The tall, dark, and handsome, Squall Leonhart has escaped another life threatening situation without a scratch he vows to make the fanboys eat gunblade if they ever break free again," Leon said.

"I SWEAR, SQUALL, IF YOU TALK IN THIRD PERSON AGAIN I'LL MAIM YOU!" Yuffie yelled.

Leon gasped, quietly he mumured, "But that would mess up my hair."

Did I end that to quickly? I hope not, if I write anymore tonight it'll turn into just plain bad crack. Guess who's annoying me so much that it's putting my PlayStation 2 in danger of being smashed! Yup, it's Sephiroth, HE JUST WON'T DIE! I'll get him tomorrow... *evil laughter*

I saw Harry Potter 7 Pt.2 last night/this morning. The only reason I'm up now is because of this wonderful substance called coffee. And the coffee apocalypse—EnAbyss and I's theory. 'Cause so many people drink coffee and it's addicting (believe me I would know).

'Till next time people, REVIEW and tell me if the next chapter should be about tonberries or chocobos...which I do not own. :( / :D