I messed up again. Oh well. I will do something else with this, then, but for now, here is the edited version. My bad T_T

/see, more proof I am 120% human xD teehee (I'm not perfect; perfect people exist, I'm sure. I've never met one.) XD hehe

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry (Challenges & Assignments) forum - Speed Drabble: Hermione/Sirius, "You, my dear, are absolutely divine", chocolate

Word count: 451

Hermione went down to the kitchen and found Sirius the only occupant.

"Good morning," Hermione smiled cheerfully.

"Good morning, Hermione," Sirius responded. "How are you?"

"I'm fine, thanks. You?" Hermione asked, looking around for something to make for breakfast.

"I'm good. Could've slept better, though."

"Yeah. Too bad it's hard to get sleep around here with Ron and the twins snoring!" The two shared a laugh at the Weasleys' expense.

"Speaking of which, how are you and Ron getting along? I know Dumbledore was worried about not making Harry a Prefect - for perfectly good reason."

Hermione shifted uncomfortably as she hunted through the refrigerator. "Um, well, I dunno," she finally said, finding a container of milk.

As Hermione got her bowl of cereal together, Sirius perused The Daily Prophet.

"Ah, too bad about the game," Sirius commented on the Sports section of the Prophet. "Appleby Arrows lost their place for the finals again."

"Oh, um, sorry?" Hermione said apologetically. "I don't keep up with sports."

"Pity," Sirius said with hardly any emotion in his voice. Standing up suddenly, Sirius asked, "You wouldn't happen to have any chocolate, would you?"

Hermione stared at the older man, confused. "No, I don't carry around large chocolate bars. Why do you ask?"

"Because I'm looking for something sweet," Sirius whispered before leaning down and kissing Hermione.

Hermione was shocked. Her eyes snapped open, brown eyes widening like a cartoon puppy. She felt her breath come in pants as the kiss deepened. It felt like someone was squeezing her chest until she would either collapse or break. Right now, it felt good and painful and - well, blissful.

Hermione sighed and leaned back, throwing her arms around Sirius's neck as the older man embraced her. Lifting her up, Sirius sat down in her place and settled her on his lap.

When Sirius broke the kiss, Hermione's eyes were glazed over in happiness. Sirius was speechless and took a moment to catch his breath.

Hermione recovered more quickly. "You, my dear, are absolutely divine."

Grabbing Sirius's face, Hermione leaned in for another snogging session.

Sirius's last conscious thought before intoxicating bliss overtook his mind was, "Man, I am one lucky dog!"

When Harry and Ron came down for breakfast later, Hermione and Sirius were sitting at opposite ends of the table. Hermione was profusely blushing and Sirius had laid the paper across his lap.

"Morning, Harry, Ron!" Sirius chirped.

"Morning, boys," Hermione mumbled, not taking her eyes from her cereal.

"Good morning, Hermione," Harry said, smiling. "Morning, Sirius!"

Ron didn't say anything. He just grabbed some food and smiled.

Hermione couldn't help laughing. Boys!