the Chocolate egg

by BloodiedCoreOfHope

Shiro had thought he'd seen it all when king went to school and figured he knew all about king. That was until zangetsu started trying to explain to him about something called easter. Shiro was just a little bit preoccupied though... now having multiple chapters on different topics, complete and utter crackfic for you, Kubo owns bleach not me.

14. Chapter 14

I am a turtle!

no, Shiro, you are not a turtle.

am too!

are not.

I AM A TTTUUURRRTTTLLLEEE!

No, you are not. prove it.

I have a shell...?

cardboard.

I'm green.

paint.

I am insane.

yes. you are.

Old man, just let the hollow have his fun. he's a turtle for today-

I WAS ALWAYS A TURTLE!

no. you are today though.

I'm what...?

*face palm*

seriously, what am I?

shiro.

yes.

go back to sleep

why should I?

you do still want chocolate tonight, don't you?