Sunshine By the window~
I need a hug…It's so cold and my fingers are numb…wish me luck x
Brrr….my nose is cold...sigh* the glories of winter! YAY! Bloody 19 degrees~! I LOVE WINTER!! ==" SO COLD! I think, in winter, it's ok to moan, whine and complain for hours on end!
I HATE TRIG I HATE TRIG I HATE TRIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE TRIG!
Oh no! I did the question wrong! I used Tan-1! OH NO! ToT What do I do now?! OH~! I HATE TRIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW~~ I call Rangiku Matsumoto~ Rangiku cause she's married and she can't be called 'Matsumoto' anymore, sigh* how sad is that? Matsumoto suits her so well!
I'm writing more just for you guys because I haven't updated for so long, I'M SO SORRY!
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(Microwave)
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Solitary Stand
Rangiku and Momo had packed and Ichimaru stared at them his smile, its sinister approach now dulled. Momo dragged down the last of Rangiku's luggage.
"Do you have to bring so much stuff? Won't Kuchiki-sama be angry?" Momo tripped and landed on top of the other cases and bags piled at the front door ready to get into the car.
"Careful honey, it's fine! Kuchiki and I are very close and he won't mind! And Rukia is your friend isn't she? So IT DOESN'T MATTER! Don't worry so much Momo."
Rangiku waved her hand in front of her face like a fan. Ichimaru helped Momo get up and handed her the bag she had dropped.
"Thank you, Uncle Ichimaru…" Momo took it and bowed. Ichimaru grinned and turned around to face Rangiku.
"I'll never know why you are doing this but, if it's about him then you are being stubborn and you're over reacting." Rangiku's happy smile dropped into a strict frown, she suddenly made an eccentric HAPPY face, smiled from one ear to the other and kissed Ichimaru and made sure Momo didn't hear. "Ichimaru, Aizen is after Momo, what are you going to do about it? Nothing, exactly, I LOVE YOU HONEY! DON'T MISS US TOO MUCH!" Another kiss planted on his cheek and she hugged him, her hug detached and short.
Momo bowed at Ichimaru and picked up as much bags as possible and worked down the driveway. A white limo with the Kuchiki family emblem on the bonnet drove into the driveway. Two chauffeurs got out of the car and took all the bags as if they were feathers. Rangiku liked the service and hopped into the long car humming Smile (Lily Allen)the chauffeurs quickly loaded the boot and was off and going in no time. Momo watched as Ichimaru freaky smile bend into a horrific frown, his back towards the house a piece of paper in his hand…
Rukia's house was enormous it had 16 spare rooms and 8 bathrooms; each had exquisite architecture making each room of the whole house unique to every other. Rukia got on a high and started showing Momo all the rooms and literally threw her onto her bed. "MOMO! I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE HERE! I thought nii-sama was joking! Not that he ever jokes…THIS IS MY ROOM! Do you like it? Onee-sama designed it just for me!"
(A/N Nii-sama is a formal way of saying 'older brother')
(A/N Onee-sama is a formal way of saying 'older sister')
A beautiful tired looking woman walked into the room and smiled. "Hinamori-chan? Good Morning, I'm Hisana, please make yourself at home, Rukia will be a good girl and take care of you, wont you sweetie?" Rukia nodded.
"Onee-sama, you shouldn't strain yourself to meet the guests! You might get sick again."
Hisana laughed, "I'm sick already, besides, Rangiku and I use to be…what do you kids call it? BFFs? Ahaha Where is she that busty one?"
Momo shook her head. 'I'm not sure, but thank you Hisana-sama for letting us stay here."
Hisana bent over and whispered into Momo's ear and made it just loud enough for Rukia to hear too.
"Byakuya, owes Rangiku-san a favour, it's been a long time but they both haven't forgotten, but shhh, don't ask what it is, they'll kill you." Hisana giggled and waved before leaving. Rukia's room was the size of an average classroom. It was huge! There was a small balcony and a long pot of little purple flowers of every kind. The bed was on the far left hand of the room and it was probably a king size.
Rukia caught Momo studying the bed and laughed.
"Nii-sama gave me a bigger bed so that we could share. It's getting colder and besides, it's not healthy to sleep in a futon, too cold and too close to the floor, if there are any bugs in the carpet I assure you that there aren't but we have to be careful, I eat snacks in my room a lot and I tell the maids not to vacuum my room, it's really noisy and I don't trust one of them..."
Momo laughed. 'Evil maid huh? You HAVE to show me your bathroom!"
Rukia's room was also an ensuite (room with toilet connected to the room through door) but you can't tell because the door is almost transparent, camouflaging with the wallpaper which was sky blue.
"Oh! I almost forgot! You hungry? I'll go call for something to eat and then we'll check out the toilet!"
Momo watched as Rukia put her hand on odd part of the wall; it was shaped like a rectangle and had a giant chappy sticker on top. She pushed it and a keyboard and a small screen popped out. She typed something and pushed the wall back into the wall. Rukia jumped back on to the bed and giggled. "Weird, I know, it was a new invention produced by the Chappy Corp. and I thought it would be super useful for me since I'm so lazy and Onee-sama bought it for me on my 13th birthday."
Momo laughed and picked up one of her twelve hundred Chappy plushies (Rukia told her she had that many.
Momo squished its stomach and it yelled "PYON! PYON! Rukia want a hug?" Momo screamed and threw it at Rukia who started laughing so hard she fell on her Chappy LOVE rug.
"It's a specialized customized chappy HUG-Full I love it!"
Momo sighed.
"You love all of them though, I thought you were only a little obsessed with Chappy, your whole pencil case and bag is Chappy…but your room? LOOK AT THE CEILING! IT'S A GIANT CHAPPY LOGO! It's like those bathroom showrooms advertising one company…But…it's SO you."
Rukia chuckled. "Yep!" She got up and opened the door. A trolley was pushed in and the maid bowed and exited immediately.
"She's shy…" Momo wanted to talk to her but she was already half way down the long corridor leading to the luxurious stairs.
Rukia pushed the trolley towards Momo and smiled. "Please take your pick."
Momo grimaced and stuck her tongue out. "You look like a hostess! Ewww!"
The rest of the day went by inside the Kuchiki Karakura Town manor (meaning they had more in other places), even though they spent the whole day exploring there were still many places yet to explored.
Momo had a shower first and she suddenly remembered about Toshirou, she felt so free today and she couldn't believe just thinking about him brought her mood down and her heart hurt, she felt that strong weight of guilt as the continuous stream of warm water flow onto her bare back. Her thoughts were pierced by Rukia's voice.
"Momo, are you done yet? I've nearly finished all the midnight snacks waiting for you!"
Momo nodded and then thought stupidly…she can't see me nod and if she can then that's scary…
"Momo! Are you in there? You didn't escape naked out the window did you?!"
Momo screamed as she hit her head against the soap holder and her feet hurt as she had slipped a bit and fell backwards and regaining her balance only just in time.
"MOMO! WHAT'S HAPPENING! IF YOU DON'T TALK I'M GOING TO GET MY CHAPPY BATTERING RAM TO KNOCK OPEN THE DOOR!!! ARE YOU OK?!"
Momo gasped and finally remembered how to breathe and replied, "Rukia, I'm fine just slipped a bit." She got out and changed extremely quickly still traumatized by the little accident, her had was throbbing. When she opened the door Rukia charged at her, her face full of worry.
"WHERE DOES IT HURT!" Rukia lifted one of her arms then patted her knee and flicked it. She poked Momo's cheeks and looked at her eyes. "You aren't blind right?" Momo laughed and put down her clothes on a chair, folding it neatly and sat down on top of a Chappy cushion on the rug. "Just killed a few brain cells; I'm as good as a peach in an apple tree." Rukia sat down beside her and noticed the bump on the back of her head and sighed.
"Are you sure you are ok? I have a Chappy icepack but I'm not sure whether it'll work."
"It's ok, I can live with it." Rukia looked skeptically at Momo and used the silence between them as interrogation time. "What were you doing in there for so long? Daydreaming again? Or something else?"
Momo's head bowed low, she looked down at her lap. "I was thinking about…I had so much fun today…I forgot all about him…and it hurts…I hope…I know he's ok…but I feel guilty…Urgh I feel like a dead fish."
Rukia shoved a watermelon lollipop into her mouth and gave her a hug. "If you need to cry, do it as much as you need, it's ALWAYS healthy for a girl to tear up once in a while, but only if necessary!"
Rukia started laughing and starting waving her finger around in front of Momo's nose. "Naughty Momo!" Momo looked absolutely clueless and pulled Rukia's lollipop out of her mouth and inclined her head slightly to the right. "What did I do? What did you do?"
Rukia burst out laughing again. "Give me the lollipop and I'll tell you!" Momo smelt it and she started laughing as well. "OOOO, look, it's strawberry flavoured, how SWEET! Kyaaaa!"
Rukia grinned. "It's my favourite flavour right now! It's SO nice!"
Momo nodded. "Sure sure, NOW tell ME!"
Rukia took 3 Chappy cushions and her Chappy pillow and guarded herself. "You are going to kill me if I say it!" Momo pouted the lollipop on the side of her lips.
"C'mon! I promise I won't kill you or even Karate Chop you, PROMISE!"
"Ok, ok, isn't it kind of strange that you remember about Hitsugaya-kun…in the shower?"
Momo blushed and leapt at Rukia who was scurrying away on all fours.
"I TAKE BACK MY PROMISE!" the girls jumped into the arms of GIANT Totoro/Chappy plushie who stood there innocently.
As Rukia had a shower Momo clung tightly to her comfort toy whom she called Kumo-chan the bear was the size of the upper part of her body and smirked up at her as she squeezed his face into a deformed pug face. (Kumo-chan = Kuma-chan from Ouran High School Host Clu-Tamaki's bear)
Once her lollipop was done she took another one~ apple flavour ~ and tucked herself into bed.
Kumo-chan was tightly under Momo's arm and she looked around, Rukia's and her uniform was on a long bench in front of the large window, their bags packed for tomorrow and her phone charging next to Rukia's. Apparently this was going to be routine from here on in for a very long time.
Rukia dragged Momo back out of bed and reminded her to brush her teeth; she had so many things on her mind she had forgotten to do the simplest things. The pair were both in bed by 10.30 when Hisana came in giggling with Rangiku. "Goodnight Girls, don't do anything silly like play pillow fights and please, no screaming, Byakuya is going to get angry-"
"Like he always does, come on let's go Hisana-san, the girls need to sleep, tomorrow they have school." Ranigku smirked.
Hisana nodded slowly and closed the door. Turning the lights off as she went. As soon as the door the door clicked shut Momo and Rukia turned their flash lights on and shone it on the chappy ceiling.
"Rukia, when do you think Toshirou's going to wake up?" Rukia closed her eyes and hugged Chappy Glow-in-the-dark tightly. Rukia had a strong and heavy feeling it'd be a long while before Toshirou was to have any progress, to even give out a groan or something that led a tiny bit to the road of recovery.
"I can't say, no one knows, why don't we go visit him after school?"
"Tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow."
Momo groaned and rubbed her face into her pillow. "But…I'm not ready…"
Rukia patted Momo on the back and sighed. "Nobody's ready for anything, besides, hasn't it been 3 days? That's ENOUGH TIME!"
Momo groaned again and turned her flash light off. "Let's sing."
"Sing? What like La La La? Like sing sing?"
"Well what else? What should we sing?" Rukia turned her back to Momo.
"I am SO not singing!"
"Awww, Come on! You have a really pretty voice!"
"No. N-O."
Momo also turned her back to Rukia so that they were back to back. "Fine then, I'll sing."
Rukia clapped loudly. "YAY! I love your voice!"
Momo coughed twice before her song bounced quietly and gently through the sound waves of the wind.
I'm just a little bit caught in the middle
Life is a maze, and love is a riddle
I don't know where to go
Can't do it alone
I've tried, and I don't know why
Slow it down, make it stop
Or else my heart is going to pop!
'Cause it's too much, yeah it's a lot
To be something I'm not
I'm a fool, out of love
'Cause I just can't get enough
I'm just a little bit caught in the middle
Life is a maze, and love is a riddle
I don't know where to go
Can't do it alone
I've tried, and I don't know why
I'm just a little girl lost in the moment
I'm so scared, but I don't show it
I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down
I know, I've got to let it go
And just enjoy the show
The sun is hot in the sky
Just like a giant spot light
The people follow the signs
And synchronize in time
It's a joke, nobody knows
They got a ticket to the show
Yeah,
I'm just a little bit caught in the middle
Life is a maze, and love is a riddle
I don't know where to go
Can't do it alone
I've tried, and I don't know why
I'm just a little girl lost in the moment
I'm so scared, but I don't show it
I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down
I know, I've got to let it go
And just enjoy the show -- oh, oh!
Just enjoy the show -- oh, oh!
I'm just a little bit caught in the middle
Life is a maze, and love is a riddle
I don't know where to go
Can't do it alone
I've tried, and I don't know why
I'm just a little girl lost in the moment
I'm so scared, but I don't show it
I can't figure it out
It's bringing me down
I know, I've got to let it go
And just enjoy the show
Dum de dum
Dudum de dum
Just enjoy the show
Dum de dum
dudum de dum
Just enjoy the show
I want my money back
I want my money back
I want my money back
Just enjoy the show
I want my money back
I want my money back
I want my money back
(The Show~ Lenka)
Momo yawned and her eyes closed. Rukia's eyes stayed wide open as she watched Momo silently hum the song and drift into sleep. She felt so sorry for Momo and wanted to give her a hug and tell her it was going to be ok but she knew she had done that more than once and she didn't fully understand how Momo felt so she should keep her thoughts to herself.
She just couldn't stand that Momo was going through so much pain and pushing everything down towards the bottom of her heart and covering up with dirt and a fake smile, singing a song to make me feel better…Momo you silly silly girl…Tell me what you're thinking, you can't keep it all in there forever, it's unhealthy.
Rukia shook her head to erase the unease she felt and sighed before she closed her eyelids trying desperately to sleep.
"Good Night Momo."
Morning arrived too quickly, the girls were late 5 minutes and both were in their underwear when Rangiku walked in on them.
"Sweeties, you guys are going to be late."
They shrieked and hid behind Totoro/Chappy "I THOUGHT I LOCKED THE DOOR!"
"Oh, don't be immature! It's not like I'm a guy, and besides it's your fault you didn't lock it properly, now hurry! I'll give you a lift to school if you get any later but that's not an offer it's a threat."
Rukia slipped her skirt on and looked at Momo who was fully dressed.
"What's that suppose to mean? I KNOW i locked that door!"
"Rangiku is a really good driver but when she wants to be she can be THE worst driver on the face of the OZONE LAYER!"
"Umm…won't she get caught?" Rukia buttoned her last 2 buttons on her shirt and tied the red bow around her collar, straightening her grey skirt.
"Well, you know her tactics, flash flash and the policeman is blind with pervertive-ness."
"EWWWWWWW! You mean she…her bra…"
Momo nodded and stuck her tongue out in disgust, threw Rukia's bag at Rukia and ran out the room with hers.
"RUKIA, Come on, I'm starving!"
Momo walked down the stairs with her head held high, she was early.
"Looks like someone's in a good mood." Momo bowed low.
"Good Morning Hisana-sama." Hisana handed her a hot plate of breakfast and nodded her head at the seat, "Sit down honey, Rukia will be down in a second...right about n-"
"ONEE-SAMA! GOOD MORNING!"
Rukia dropped herself into her seat and started to eat formally but very fast.
"What's the hurry, aren't we early?" Momo picked up her toast and took a bite into it.
"MOMO! You live closer to the school! I have to walk 25minutes while you only have to walk 15!"
Rukia wiped her lips with a tissue and passed the plate to a maid walking by. "Thank you, Rukia-sama."
"You're welcome! Momo, hurry!"
Momo took out her phone from her pocket, indeed she had only 5 more minutes before she had to leave the house with Rukia as was planned yesterday.
Momo only ate ½ of what was on the plate and surrendered it to Hisana before picking up her bag and was dragged out the front door, Rangiku watching and shouting,
"DON'T GET RAPED GIRLS! DONT LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY TO SOME SLEAZEBAG! BE SAFE! DON"T LET ANYONE SEXUALLY HARRASS YOU!!!!"
Momo ran after Rukia and walked at the same pace as her, it wouldn't be called running but you wouldn't call it walking either…brisk…jog?
Momo was use to it as Toshirou had the horsepower of…a horse! As they reached the main road they slowed down. "You're probably wondering why I don't just have one of Nii-sama's chauffeurs take me to school, but seriously, a big long limo in front of Karakura High is kinda weird!"
Momo nodded and looked up at the sky. There were no clouds and the sky was a deep and soothing blue, the morning sun warm and bright, it was beautiful.
"Momo did you hear me? You daydream too much."
Momo blushed and smiled, "Sorry, what were you saying?" Rukia took a step faster than Momo and started walking backwards.
"I said, are you going to see Hitsugaya-kun this afternoon? Because I just remember I have a meeting…" Rukia blushed and quickly composed herself though the red tint still evident on her cheeks.
"Hmm? Meeting? What like a Student Council thing? I didn't know you were so interested in that crap! Yea, I'm going to the hospital after school, I can go alone if you can't come with me…I'll be home by 6, before dinner, so Aunty Rangiku won't be worried."
(Author Ramble~ how is it that so many anime people get to stay out so late? O What happened to the adults?! DID THEY ALL GO ON HOLIDAYS?! 157yr BUSINESS TRIP?! I'm using this aspect to my advantage. ^^)
Rukia put her hand over her mouth and hiccupped.
"NO WAY! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STUDENT COUNCIL! They are a bunch of NERDS! I'm actually…going on a…date…"
Momo clapped and hugged Rukia and started spinning around in circles while still being able to walk in the direction of the school. "So Kurosaki-kun FINALLY asked you out?"
Rukia nodded, the blush becoming more and more visible.
"Talking about Kurosaki-kun…KUROSAKI-KUN!" Ichigo who was ahead of them turned around. He had two younger girls trailing next to him one on a bike the other holding a daisy.
"Hey, Momo, Rukia! Morning. What's up?"
The black-haired girl on the bike looked up and nudged Ichigo in the elbow. "That's a really stupid Pick-up line Ichi-nii, absolutely pathetic."
Ichigo's vein bulged on his forehead and he tried desperately not to punch her.
"Oh, who are they? Are they your sisters you told us about? So cute!" Momo smiled at the brown haired one who smiled back sweetly.
"My name is Yuzu and this is my twin sister Karin, Onii-chan, we're going that way now, have a nice day!"
Karin waved and shouted "BYE! ICHI-NII! GO ON GOOGLE TO GET BETTER PICK-UP LINES!"
Yuzu followed behind her trying hard to catch up to the bike.
Rukia and Momo were smiling and waving while Ichigo stood there fighting the urge to run after his sisters. "You have such sweet sisters!"
Ichigo choked violently and Rukia karate chopped his back and kicked him in the stomach which just made it worse. "Yea, maybe Yuzu, but Karin? Sweet? But I love them both the same…ahh…Rukia…you hit too hard…" Rukia immediately crouched down next to him and patted his shoulders softly.
"Sorry…I'LL HIT HARDER AND STRONGER NEXT TIME SO DON'T EXPECT TO LIVE!!" Momo sweat-dropped…Such a complicated relationship…
Rukia was smacking Ichigo's back really hard.
As Momo listened to the old love couple married for 72743 years ramble on about each others big head (Ichigo and Rukia) she felt a soft tap on her shoulder. She instinctively shrieked and jumped and did a forward roll in the air and landed in a crouching position in front of her 'attacker' her move was something Toshirou showed her in his spare time so that she wouldn't be raped or sexually harassed at school. Momo had learnt quickly and practiced on Ichimaru who fell on the couch laughing each time.
"Sorry, did I scare you? I'm really sorry." In fact the move was truly self-defense not meant to harm the 'attacker' but to flee 'him' (or her...).
Kira Izuru stood there petrified as if a blue and green striped, saber-tooth, red eared, fluffy pink haired; Komodo dragon with 5 legs had just kicked him unconscious.
"Oh, Kira-kun, are you alright? I didn't hit you right? I practiced so hard not to get anyone's nose; it's a hard move…Kira-kun? You look like a blue and green striped, saber-tooth, red eared, fluffy pink haired; Komodo dragon with 5 legs and purple swirly eyes, just walked past and spoke to you…are you ok?"
Kira finally blinked and remembered to breathe, his breath was held for so long that his face was red and was having a massive coughing fit.
"HEY, OI Izuru! You gonna die cause I'm gonna call the ambulance! Want me to get Dr Phil?" Ichigo laughed and Rukia whacked him on the stomach.
"Shh…he's trying to pick Momo up so…don't kill the romantic scene."
"What Romance? Looks like an episode of Grey's Anatomy to me." Rukia glared.
"What? I know you love that show but the romance in it really bad! It's not even called romance! It's called I'll die for you to live kinda drama thing…"
Rukia's glare sharpened. "Fine, fine, it's a super romantic TV show about dying doctors and their dead patients…happy?"
Rukia flicked her hair in his face and shunned him.
Ichigo sat down on a bench and looked at the school which was little further than there current position, he looked at his watched and smiled evilly as Rukia sat next to him and Kira had finally stopped couphing and was sitting on the floor, Momo looking worried and confused.
"Kira-kun, are you asthmatic? Do you have Eczema? Are you anemic? Do you have cancer?"
Ichigo coughed. "Pros-ahem-trate ahem arff Cancer."
"ICHIGO! That's a really serious cancer! Don't make fun of it, people would get offended!"
"Rukia, you have been watching WAY too much doctor dramas like House, Emergency Rescue, Grey's Anatomy, it's all a load of BULL!"
Kira looked up at Momo confused and blushed and shook his head to every disease Momo mentioned.
"Why can't you stand up Kira-kun?" Kira blushed and stood almost immediately.
"I…I could see…umm…your…cleavage…from down-", Momo slapped him clean across the face and then kicked him in the shins causing him to fall backwards and yelp continuously in pain.
"Yea, go MOMO! Beat the shit out of that bastard pervert!" Rukia walked over and kicked him as well for fun and Ichigo cheered.
"HIT HIS ASS! SMASH THAT BLONDE DUDE'S FACE! THAT'S GIRL's FLOWER POWER! BITCH SLAP! Get down on the floor! DIRTY!"
Momo left as soon as she kicked him in the shins. Her face was red and she made a mental note never to speak to Kira again. Shortly Rukia followed behind Momo smirking.
"You do realize what you just did right?"
Momo nodded and but her hands on to her cheeks which were red and hot.
"He's perverted and if Toshirou was here he would have done that for me but he's not and he taught me a lot of moves so I'm safe."
Momo smiled and she hooked arms with Rukia and walked through the school gate hearing the first bell ring through their ears. "Kurosaki-kun is going to be late again!"
"Way to go Captain Obvious!"
The pair mounted the 4 flight of stairs to get to their first class which they had together.
Morning and the rest of the day passed with great speed.
The girls that had built the small shrine had turned it into a temple.
This temple was then relocated to make room for the water feature and spring garden
(In reality it was moved because it was taking up three quarters of the tennis court making it impossible to play tennis without tripping over the now REAL koi, REAL pond and the fan girls in black bowing and praying for their beloved Toshirou~).
Momo decided to pay a visit to this shrine just for the fun of it dragging Rukia and Orihime (a girl from her class) with her. There were 2 fully dressed in black girls standing in front of the entrance. These girls handed Momo, Rukia and Orihime a black lace handkerchief and a pamphlet. On the pamphlet there were rules of behaviour and actions within the four walls of the sacred Toshirou monument.
Simple ways of the Hitsugaya Toshirou Temple
Do not fake your love for our GOD, Toshirou
Do not sneeze
Nails are to be cut professionally at exactly 3.8mm long or shorter
Do not cry on the statue
School bags and personal belongings excluding presents will be dumped in the wheelie bin outside the entrance.
Do not bring presents that are not worthy of our Toshirou GOD
No pants allowed, you'll be asked to take them off at the entrance and be put into the wheelie bin outside
Do not say "Toshirou is mine." That is not true.
Keep children away
No shouting, only shrill shrieks of distress and grief
Do not go to the provided Porter-loo it is unhygienic
Wash your hands thoroughly before entering the temple
Without the invitation of a black lace handkerchief, you are not welcome
Turn your mobile phones and electronic devices off
Do not bring food other than presents into the mourning room
Do not bounce on one foot and sing "Jingle Bells" accompanying the trombone.
Never bring a man into the premises-Fine of up to $25 thousand BEWARE
If you are suffering from a disease called, "Loser." Please remove yourself immediately.
Thailand or Norwegian Dim Sims are not to be given to the Koi
No Diving into the lake, it is only 1 metre deep
Do not use the vending machine next to the Porter-loo it's also unhygienic
…
…
The list went on. It was a pamphlet that had 17 pages of Do's and Don'ts with the font size of 5.
Rukia was trying her hardest not to laugh and Orihime nearly tripped over her feet when she read the giant sign in front of the mourning room. Momo thought it was just sad.
Anyone with the details of Hitsugaya Toshirou's grave, post-mortem, investigation team will be rewarded the chance to live in Toshirou's house for 6 days and have one of his undies.
"Do these bimbos even know what a post-mortem is? Seriously, they cant give away empty prizes that Rangiku-san would absolutely definitely refuse. Oh my God, who would want his UNDIES?! I'll bet you help with the washing just to see them huh?"
Momo blushed. "No! Why…Why would I do that?!"
A girl in a long revealing black dress walked up to Momo and took her large black brimmed hat off.
"Please, miss stop speaking so loud."
Orihime butted in and her eyes were filled with tears. "Her heart is wrenched to hear about the loss of our great GOD, she has been absent from the real world for so long it came to her as a shock."
Rukia took her lace handkerchief to cover her laugh which looked like a sob.
"Yes, it was a shock to everyone, though secretly, he isn't actually dead, so don't be so down, the mourning room is over there, and it's designed with sound-proof walls just for those suffering more than others."
The girl left to attend to another girl who had fainted in front of the absolutely IDENTICAL Toshirou statue in the far left corner of the enormous temple.
Momo started crying silently and Rukia hugged Momo knowing the tears were genuine.
"Momo-chan are you okay? Should we leave? Rukia-chan lets go…"
Orihime took Momo's arm and led her outside into the sunlight.
"Rukia, what if…what if...he really does die?"
"DON'T BE STUPID! That would NEVER happen, he's a strong guy, don't underestimate him!"
Momo sobbed. Orihime gave Momo her handkerchief and wiped a few tears for her.
"I found that really funny, the whole whispering thing about him having a possibility he might not be dead, they don't even know whether he's dead or not, all he did was faint and now it's confirmed he died."
"Like they say, you're more famous dead than alive."
Momo smiled. "True."
Ichigo was waiting outside the gates, his back to the 'wall' (They were building a wall to prevent boys from getting in).
"Hey, why can't I go in? I wanna see what's in there!"
"WHY ARE YOU HERE CARROT?!"
"WAITING FOR YOU MIDGET! DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE BELL RING!"
"Oh, Good afternoon, Kurosaki-kun!"
Orihime waved at Ichigo who smiled.
"Nice to see you, Inoue, Momo, hope you've had a nice day."
"You too, Momo are you ok now? I need to get home, I have to do some Spring cleaning and I'm preparing a really difficult dish tonight, I've called it Salmon, tapioca, Starfish liver, octopus brain, oyster sauce, sesame paste, Cray fish, orange juice porridge, kingfisher large intestine, canned tuna and soy sauce and chrysanthemum tea, seafood curry pie, want to try some? I'll bring the leftovers to school if you want."
Ichigo had doubled-over on the floor his stomach threatened to explode as he politely and painfully refused. "No, no thank you…It's ok…"
"Umm…Orihime? Would you like to eat at my place today? Just today? Momo is sleeping over so you can eat dinner with her, I won't be there but you have Momo!"
Momo nodded enthusiastically hoping she would have a classmate there with her while Rukia was on her date.
"Nah, It's fine, I've wanted to make this pie since Christmas last year when I planned it out and wrote down the ingredients, this recipe is a prize heirloom, Momo would you like some tomorrow?"
Momo shook her head.
"It's sad for it to go to waste, besides; it must be really hard work so YOU deserve it."
Momo smiled and Orihime grinned and waved goodbye. Rukia watched Orihime leave before taking Ichigo's hand and dragging him in the direction of the Karakura Shopping district.
Ichigo refused to get up off the ground. "Oh my GOD how the hell am I suppose to eat for the rest of my life once I've heard that she was seriously going to make something like THAT for dinner?! URGH! I feel sick!"
"GET UP! Or we'll be going to her place to help her prepare it!"
Ichigo leapt up like a frog and ran, Rukia screaming after him. "BYE MOMO! DON'T GET LOST WHILE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL! CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME OK?! ICHIGO! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR HEAD IN IF YOU DON'T SLOW DOWN!"
"HEY! WHO TOLD YOU TO BE A MIDGET WITH TINY DOLL LEGS?!"
Momo had completely forgotten her trip to the hospital and checked her wallet for change.
I hope I have enough for the bus…
Momo took the bus and walked a short distant and finally reached the tall menacing looking building, the sun was still in the sky, the clouds hadn't gone pink or purple and it was still early.
As she took the lift with a nurse and a little girl in a wheel-chair Momo thought with relief, after I hit Kira this morning, I haven't seen him all day, probably went home, he's a sad bastard that probably watches porn in his spare time. But I hit him really hard…should I apologize?
Momo started fighting with herself and decided, if I ever see him I'll say I'm sorry but I WONT FORGIVE HIM! NO WAY!
The little girl waved goodbye when she had reached her floor, Momo smiled and stepped into the silent white corridors, back to the familiar long corridor. Number 59 Momo walked past every door, each room lay a person in a deep sleep just like Toshirou was, in one a woman was crying on a man who patted her back gently, in the bed was a young man in his 20's who was in a sleep that would never wake him…never.
Tears were brought to Momo's eyes but she quickly wiped them away.
Mustn't cry, Toshirou would want to hear me happy.
Momo took a deep breath and opened door 59 and stepped in, the place smelt of detergent and all these cleaning products clashed together.
At first Momo didn't want to look at Toshirou so she went over to open the windows, the afternoon sun and the afternoon wind blew softly into the chemical smelling room.
She took a chair from the short stack in the corner of the room. And sat on the bedside finally having the courage to look at his face she started crying. He was really pale; he looked like he hadn't seen sunlight in days which was probably true.
"Toshirou…"
Momo wiped away her tears. "Hey, how are you doing in there? Stop dreaming and come out! Was this how I was like when I was sleeping for 4 days? Awww you look so peaceful asleep. BUT I refuse to leave and leave you this way, you gotta wake up! Toshirou! C'mon the sun is burning your arse!"
(This is a common Chinese saying said to children to wake them up, telling them that the sun is out and they ought to get up~ cute translation but sounds out of place…Awww well)
Toshirou took a deep breath in but Momo didn't notice.
"Oh, from now on you are my little diary; I'm going to tell you absolutely everything ok? So remember what I say and you can write it down! Ok…today is…the 28th, I'm sleeping at Rukia's place and it's really far away so we had to wake up really early, breakfast was really good but I couldn't finish since we were in a hurry…"
Momo chatted on her palms on Toshirou's chest occasionally patting it and she told Toshirou EVERYTHING.
"After we met Ichigo at Eldon St we met up with Kira-kun too, I used the firefly flip you taught me…I still think it has a stupid name but it scared the hell out of Kira, I bent over to help him and he stayed on the floor just to see my cleavage, I HATE HIM! But I do have to apologize to the perv for kicking him and slapping him. If you were there I wouldn't be feeling this guilt!"
Momo pouted at Sleeping Toshirou who had taken in another deep breath.
"I brought your homework too! I've brought an enviro bag which I'll put on the chair next to mine, inside is all things that you missed out on, I really want to see it light and quite empty, you can wake up and you'll finish in no time! Even if you are gonna bludge I still have my life to run! You should turn your life back on too! Hmm…isn't there like a table that I can write on? This Math is due tomorrow!"
Momo looked around her and put her bag under the bed and put her legs under her and put the math book gently on Toshirou's chest. Her pencil case tucked in the curve of his neck and the textbook resting on his arm, upright so that Momo could see the questions.
"When I'm done, I'll have to do my poems that I promised Mr Ukitake, the dead line is in 2 weeks but I wanna do it now while you are listening, well you should be listening!"
Momo popped one of Rukia's wild-berry Chappy lollipops into her mouth and started busily working out the equations one after the other on her page. When she had done that she stuffed it back into her bag and took out her notebook, without thinking she started scribbling down lines and phrases, cliché sayings and things that Toshirou had told her about. She crossed out nearly almost everything she wrote and rewrote everything completely different.
Chamber Walls
The outside world no longer safe,
Food is packed in cans, 12 months over due
Radioactive suits are the new craze
Silence coated in musty air
Only people lay the underground community
A gate way above our heads
But no one dares open it
Impossible to reach, courage on the other side
A vase of cloth flowers dotted with plastic water
Sitting inanimately, the plastic stem stiff
My world in a subversive rock chamber
The outside world no longer safe
Momo thought to herself, the poem needed to be worked on and so she read it out to get the opinion of the temple god.
Momo watched his slumbered state and nodded. "I'm glad you like it too."
Momo laughed, she felt like a child speaking to her doll who agreed with everything she said no matter how whacko it was.
Momo looked up at the window and nearly jumped out of her skin, the sun was no longer high enough to see, the clouds were such a dark purple colour that Momo felt it unwelcoming at all.
It was late and Momo didn't want to travel alone on a night like this, it was unsafe.
Momo texted Rukia and waited impatiently for her reply, she knew it was really rude to have interrupted her date but she really didn't want to be alone, not tonight…not any night in the city.
You have a new message from Rukia-chan. Momo clicked open and yelped happily.
Aww, poor Momo I was jus bout 2 catch d bus Ichigo
had 2 go home earli as wel coz Karin
had hurt hrslf playin touch-footie agin
meet u outside d hosp kk?
Momo kissed Toshirou lightly on the cheek and said her goodbyes. "Wake up!" Momo raced out the room, closing the door BAM behind her.
A small pink blush grew on Toshirou's cheek where Momo had kissed him, the small blush growing and fed on the paleness of is skin. He turned his head and groaned.
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ALRIGHT! 6800 words! WOOT WOOT! For once I was fully devoted in this chapter! HOPE YOU REVIEW PLEASE! And tell me whether you want it to end already or go on and on and on! Hmm….I was thinking about writing a one-shot for every shoujou anime/manga I've read and watched lately but like I have the time for that, OMG! HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAP!
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