Hey guys, this is the LAST CHAPTER!!! *uncontrollable sobbing ensues* but, I have this ALL planned out, next, I shall write a tragic love story between Toby and Johanna, then I will create another humor story were our beloved Sweeney Todd characters are sent to the modern day world, but there is also an interesting plot twist that I won't reveal here… dun dun duuum!!! Anyways, ENJOY!!!
*Turpins house*
Turpin: Well, since my fiancé has magically disappeared from the asylum, and I can not make anything of the handgun found there with 'My name is Anthony Hope, if you find this, return to 186 Fleet Street were I will probably be having an awesome sleep-over with my bestest friend ever Sweeney Todd. I also stalk people named Johanna!' scratched into it… I WILL HAVE A SHAVE! *smile creepily*
Beadle: Ummm alrighty then… I should probably stay here *does weird nose thing*
Turpin: I told you to get some mucenx for that nose! But you never listen to ME! It's always Martha Stewart this, Martha Stewart that, you will NEVER meet her!
Beadle: I can dream!
Turpin: *huff*
*Turpin magically goes to Sweeney's place*
Turpin: Hey, I wants a shave!
Sweeney: Sweet! Now I can keel you!!!
Turpin: What?
Sweeney: I mean… now I can… ah crap! Just sit down!Turpin: Oakalie dokalie!!!
Sweeney: Wow your stupid…
Turpin: No shit Sherlock!
Sweeney: Why does everyone keep saying that!!! It makes no sense!!!
Turpin: It makes tons of sense! Your just not cool enough to get it!!! *gloat*
Sweeney: By the way, I'm actually Benjamin Barker, you know that guy?
Turpin: Ohhh, that guy… wait… oh crap…
Sweeney: That's right, oh crap!
*staby stab stab stab*
Turpin: blah
*sends down shoot*
Sweeney: SWEET!!! THE PERVIEST JACOB FAN OF ALL HAS BEEN ELIMANATED!!!!!!!!!
Turpin: *from up shoot* I'M STILL ALIVE YOU KNOW!!! *gargle* AH, WAIT, NEVERMIND, I'M DEAD!
*downstairs…*
Lovett: *singing* Do do do dum!!! I like chopping up dead people, and putting them into pie! *Turpin falls down shoot*
Lovett: Eeeeewww… he's partially alive… *see's dead beggar woman that your dear author conveniently left out sorry!*
Lovett: Crapsicles! It's LUCY! Yah, that's right, I've known this since the begging, don't judge me! I have awesome hair!!!
Lucy: Ded
Lovett: That's right, stay that way! *kicks body*
Lucy: Ow!
Lovett: What did I say!
Lucy: Right, ded
Sweeney: *running downstairs* I heard you yell my obviously dead old wives name!
Lovett: Oh, I was just thinking about how dead she is… and far away from here…
Sweeney: Hey! It's Lucy!
Lovett: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sweeney: You mean, you thought I wouldn't recognize her when she was dead…
Lovett: Well… yah… *nervous laugh*
Sweeney: BLAH!
Lovett: Wtf?
Sweeney: She's Lucy how could I forget?
Lovett: Well, you seemed to forget while you killed her…
Sweeney: Yah, your totally right, but I choose to ignore you! *smile* Lovett: great…
Sweeney: Open the oven!Lovett: Why?
Sweeney: I don't know!
Lovett: ok…
*opens door*
Sweeney: You know, I think your really hot. You wanna get married and move to the English channel?
Lovett: Hell yes!
*waltz around for a few minutes*
Sweeney: Weeee!Lovett: I've dreamed of this day, for about a week!Sweeney: That's… great? *nervous smile*
Lovett: I'm Nellie To-odd! SWEET!Sweeney: *throws in fire and shuts door*
Lovett: *muffled* But… but… I wanna marry you!!! *singing* By the sea!!! Married nice and proper! BY THE SEA!!!!!!!!!! YOU REALLY HOT LIAR!
Sweeney: Flattery will not distract Mrs. Turnblads agent!
Lovett: Since when have you quoted Hairspray?
Sweeney: Since I saw it last week on HBO family
Lovett: Oh, yah I saw that to, wait… what's HBO?
Sweeney: I dunno….
Lovett: weird…
Toby: *pops up out of nowhere* HA!!! YOU ARE PREFORMING ILLIGAL UNICORN TRADE!!!
Sweeney: What the-
Lovett: It's his conspiracy theory
Toby: Hotstuff! What are you doing in an oven?
Lovett: It's to complex for your 11 year old brain to handle
Toby: Hey! I may not be smart but I aint dumb!
Sweeney and Lovett: Not to worry not to worry mum!
Lovett: oh crap!Sweeney and Toby: What?
Lovett: I just realized I'm sitting in an oven… ded
Sweeney: aw well!
Toby: *kills Sweeney*
Sweeney: blah, ded
Toby: *shrugs shoulders, walks away*
Sweeney and Lovett: And that's why kids shouldn't do drugs! *commercial smile*
*camera fade out*
Thanks for the reviews everyone! I really had fun writing this!
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